Brilliant. Truly brilliant. Beyond any shadow of a doubt, Orchidmantisguildy was destined for greatness among Elemerians. He really was one for the history books. The other fools could prattle on about honor in battle all they wanted, but what none of them realised was their leader, Ultimateguildy, really only cared about results. As far as results go, defeating and capturing all the attributes of two worlds for the price of one, especially when one of those worlds had been a very troublesome and dangerous one with several out of control twintail warriors, was about as good as any guildy could hope for. Orchidmantisguildy smelled a promotion coming his way in the near future.

He strode onto the bridge of his mothership, cape billowing majestically behind him and cackling at his own genius. Around him, lower ranked Elemerians exchanged uneasy glances with each other, none of them feeling brave enough to say anything about his bizarre behaviour. Eventually his good humor subsided, and he cleared his tingling throat. "Now, you there… Gooseguildy, was it?"

"Swanguildy, sir." Corrected the smaller Elemerian.

"Excellent!" Though what was excellent about being a swan rather than a goose wasn't immediately apparent. "Tell me, how goes the construction of the great rings?"

"Sir, the Catyu ring was completed shortly before we left for this universe, and the Earth ring was completed just hours before your return." Swanguildy gave his report calmly, after all he only had good news to offer.

"Hah, hah! Even more brilliance on my part!" Orchidmantisguildy sank into his throne and crossed his legs. "With four tailsuit warriors defeated, all that's left is to betray Tailwhite, and claim Earth and Catyu for Ultimaguil, once and for allllll!" Once again, he burst into uproarious laughter, and clapped his hands.

It was a few moments until the other bridge members realised their commander was glaring at them because they hadn't joined him, and began clapping too, while chuckling politely.

"Enough of that!" Orchidmantisguildy slashed his hand sharply diagonally, and everyone was silenced immediately. "Move the rings to Earth and Catyu. I will go to Earth now with the last of our Ultiroids to deal with White, personally!"


He was not actually the Supreme Leader of North Korea, but if he ever admitted that he would be tortured by the real leader until he said he was. His real name was classified and he never used it anymore, because he was the Supreme Leader's body double, thanks to their similar appearances. His resemblance to Kim had caught the party's attention, and before he knew it he was pulled out of his work line and made to gain almost a hundred pounds until their waistlines were a match.

There had already been half a dozen assassination attempts that he'd barely survived, and he wasn't allowed to contact his family anymore. But hey, at least he got three very full meals a day, so he had it better than most in this country.

Currently he was laying in bed, going over documents Kim had assigned him so he could learn certain facts about the leader he would need to know in order to impersonate him. Some of the things were silly, like how Kim washed his hair or what his favourite anime was, while other things were terrifying, like where the country's missiles were located, or the actual state of their economy. There was a lot to go through, and he was supposed to remember all of it. "It could be worse, it really could be." He reminded himself, and continued turning pages.

Suddenly there was a flash of blue energy, and he jumped, scattering documents over the floor as a teenager appeared in his room. Her hair was tied up in a long pair of black twintails, and she was wearing what looked like a black tank top and blue shorts, like she was about to go to the gym or something.

He stared at her in disbelief for a moment, before opening his mouth to call for the guards. His lips had only just parted, when faster than he could blink, she was suddenly behind him and choking him out.

There was another flash of blue light, and the world around him disappeared. Suddenly, the walls were made of metal and the room was a lot more spacious, with computer monitors and large consoles full of buttons and dials.

"Oh, by the Supreme Leader!" He cried in shock, or he would have if he could breathe right then. As much as he struggled, he just couldn't pry those thin little arms from his neck. It felt like he'd have just as much chance of bending a bundle of rebars. Just as black dots appeared in the corners of his eyes, an incredible force shoved his back and sent him sprawling face first into the hard floor. Stunned, but able to breath again, he simply lay flat on his belly, panting as he felt his arms being tied behind his back. Then his legs were restrained too, and he found himself perfectly hog tied and utterly helpless.

"Alright, 'Kim'." The girl growled at him, walking in front of him. "I know you're not the real supreme leader, he currently looks like a five year old girl, but you would definitely have met his inner circle."

"Who are you? Where am I?"
"Nope, I'm asking the questions." The girl slapped him so hard his ears were ringing, and he could have sworn he felt blood vessels popping in his eyes. "Don't speak unless spoken to, got it?"

Woozily, he nodded.

"Right now there's a live nuke buried under Pyongyang, and you might not know where it is, but you know who knows where it is, right?"

There's a nuke under Pyongyang? He thought to himself in disbelief. "How would I know where someone put a bomb? I'm just a body double."

"Because the man you're impersonating is the one who buried it."

"...That's impossible."

"It's definitely not." She frowned. "And unless you help me find where it is, a lot of people are going to die."

"..." He lay his head flat against the floor, and realised it wasn't even a hard decision to make. "My family is in Pyongyang. The room you just took me from, those documents I had? They contain everything Kim expects me to know to impersonate him."

There was a moment of silence before the girl walked past him and out of his line of sight. There was a flash of blue light, and she was gone.


It had been hours since Sora had been locked in her cage, and she found herself growing more and more anxious with each passing second. She could see her friends through the glass walls, though they couldn't speak with each other. Erina was watching North Korean television in her room, and when Sora turned the tv on she found only two channels. One was playing an animated TV show about a hedgehog and a squirrel fighting against weasels to protect their home, called Flower Hill, and the other was just a news and propaganda station. Sora soon turned it off.

Just beyond the yellow cage in the blue one, Isabella was sat on the bed, looking anxious and impatient, while Twoearle paced back and forth with obviously nervous energy. Every now and then Isabella's hand would go to her pocket almost automatically, as if reaching for something that simply wasn't there.

Come on, Aika. Where are you? Sora looped her fingers in her twintails, trying to calm herself down. How long can it really take to find a hidden nuke?

From her corner of her eyes, Sora spotted a small, white haired girl eagerly hurrying towards them, followed by a man in a dinosaur costume of all things. There was a flap in the door that Sora assumed would be used to feed them, though they hadn't been there for long enough to need a meal yet.

Tailwhite flipped it up, and spoke through it. "Comfortable?"
"I'd be more comfortable if you let me walk around."

"No problem!" White cheerfully answered. "Just put this on." Through the flap she passed a red coloured doggy collar, with a silver tag that said, 'Tailred', and a small metal loop for a leash to attach to.

The blood drained from Sora's face. Oh, please no. "Uh… I'm actually good for now." Sora fed the collar back through the hole in the door.

"Oh, no. That's naauughty~" White sang back through the hole. "And bad doggies don't get any food."

Without another word, Sora pulled down the flap on her side and backed away from glass wall with a shudder. "Aika, please, you need to get me the fuck out of here."

After wagging her finger at Sora in a lecturing tone, White made her way to the yellow cage, and made the same offer to Erina, and she didn't seem entirely displeased by it.

Sora banged her fist on the glass between the two of them, causing Erina to glance her way. "Erina, no." Sora ordered with a firm shake of her head.

A slightly downcast look came over Erina's features, but she returned the dog collar with what looked like an apology.

Pouting, White came back over to Sora's cage and spoke through the hole. "Look, if that's too much for you to start with I have other games we can play."

"I don't know why you think you have time to play games." Sora pointed out. "You know you haven't got long until Orchidmantisguildy betrays you, right?"

"Probably." White agreed, then withdrew the Red and Yellow bracer's from her pocket. "But that's why I have these! All I've got to do is give you back your tailsuits, and the three of us can fight him off together."

Without warning, the man in the dinosaur costume reached across and snatched both the bracers from White's hand.

"What do you think you're doing?!"

"Mugi!" The dinosaur man screeched back and pulled off the costume's head.

"Oh, no." Red stared in disbelief at the Ultiroid head poking out of the costume's torso.

"You're not one of my pleasure girls!" White accused.

"No, they're definitely not." Orchidmantisguildy's voice filled the room, and the massive alien himself stepped out from behind an exhibit. "I replaced your girl with one of mine the first chance I could, and thanks to that ridiculous costume you never noticed the difference!"

A frightened look came over White's face, and she called out. "Guards!"

Rather than the sound of boots charging up the hall, the collection room remained silent.

"Ultiroids!" Orchidmantisguildy called, and the room was suddenly filled with a swarm of the lesser black aliens, though they were all wearing Korean army uniforms. "I took the liberty of making sure we wouldn't be interrupted."

"Looks like I'll just have to defeat you myself." White sneered, standing as tall as her childish form would allow.

"By all means, go ahead, though I doubt your chances."

"The Elemerians are no match for the tailsuits!" White boasted.

"Usually, most Elemerians are much weaker." Orchidmantisguildy agreed. "But they're not foolish enough to wander around transformed for days at a time."

"What does that have to do with anything?" White demanded.

"The suits have a limited amount of energy." Sora answered through the flap. "The only reason you're not out yet already is you've done almost nothing, but laze around. Even so, you're probably already almost out by now."

Tailwhite went pale.

Laughing uproariously, Orchidmantisguildy spread his arms wide and cried out. "I've won! At last, this world will fall beneath my boots! Bow down before my brilliance!" His laughter continued for nearly half a minute, before he began to calm down. "Ultiroids, collect these samples!" He waved a hand over the room, and immediately the ultiroids began prying open the displays, and gathering up the piles of fingernails and hair.

"Ew." Sora's face screwed up.

Orchidmantisguildy strode forwards, scythe in hand and looming over Tailwhite.

"S-s-someone, save me!" The dictator cried out as her back touched the red cage.

All of a sudden there was a flash of blue, and Aika was standing in the middle of the room. Cradled in her arms was the laser pointer, and she aimed it at Sora's cage. She pulled the trigger, and the moment the red beam touched the glass, there was a bright light and the entire thing disappeared. Tailwhite fell backwards onto her backside, as what she was leaning against disappeared, and Aika aimed at the other two cages, teleporting them out the Earth's atmosphere too.

"Who are you?" Orchidmantisguildy demanded.

"Who on earth is that?!" White gaped from the floor.

"Isabella, catch!" Aika threw the pink bracer to Isabella, who snatched it out of the air, and immediately transformed.

"No!" Orchidmantisguildy roared, swinging his scythe at Aika, only for it to be blocked by Tailpink's warhammer. "Princess!"

"Time for a rematch!" The tailsuit warrior growled, before headbutting him viciously.

"That one has our tailsuits!" Sora shouted, and pointed at the ultiroid half dressed in a dinosaur costume.

It looked at them, blinking slowly, before turning to run. On four legs it scuttled towards the exit.

Without hesitating, Aika used her thumb to flick a switch on the side of the laser pointer. She changed it from pointing to a dial that read, 'Space,' to another that said, 'base'. There was a flash, and the fleeing ultiroid disappeared in a flash of light.

"I'll be right back with the suits!" Aika shouted, before pointing the barrel of the laser pointer at her own chin, and firing. Instantly, she vanished, and the long device clattered to the floor.

"Don't just stand there!" Orchidguildy barked at the other ultiroids. "Capture these samples!"

Without pausing to think about it, Sora dove forward and snatched up the laser pointer. She changed its setting back to space, just as the nearest Ultiroid rushed at her. Just barely, she maneuvered the device between her and the alien and squeezed the trigger. It disappeared, catapulted into outer orbit.

More aliens rushed Sora, and wielding the device like a weapon, she sent them to space too before one of the creatures reached her and grabbed an arm. Try as she might, she just wasn't strong enough to break the alien's hold on her.

"Erina!" Sora shouted, and threw the laser pointer to the eighteen year old, who caught it and turned it on the alien clinging to the redhead.

"Mugi!" It tried covering its eyes, before it was catapulted into space.

"Look out!" Pink yelled at her, and Erina turned just in time to see Orchidmantisguildy's scythe come down towards her head.

With a squeal, she fell backwards, but the laser pointer was split in half.

"Don't your hurt my friends!" Pink snapped, and brought her warhammer into Orchidmantisguildy's side, flinging him into a waiting pile of ultiroids.

"Protect us until Aika brings back our suits!" Sora ordered her, and she nodded.

"There won't be time, Princess!" Orchidmantisguildy laughed, climbing to his feet. "None of this matters, anyway. The great ring is on its way here to harvest all this world's attributes."

"What? What's the great ring?" Sora demanded.

"It's basically a giant Elemerian ring that sucks all the attributes from entire planets at a time." Twoaearle answered. "They don't use it when there are still active twintail warriors on a world because the tailsuits protect them from it, and they require so much power that they're basically a one shot. If they suck all the world's attributes with it, we can destroy it to return them."

"That won't matter." Orchidmantisguily boasted, and pointed his long scythe at the cowering Tailwhite. "This fool won't be of much help to you I bet, so it's just you and me, Princess."

"Don't worry." Sora reassured her. "When Aika gets back here with the other suits-"

"HAH!" Orchidmantisguily scoffed. "Even the mightiest human isn't a match for even the lowliest of Ultiroids. I don't know who your friend is, but she stands no chance trying to retrieve those tailsuits!"

"That's where you're wrong!" Erina interupted. "I know that Aika can do this!"

"Senpai is the strongest of them all!" Tailpink chorused her agreement.

"That monster is no mere human." Twoearle smirked. "After all, she's the world's number one gorilla girl."


Somewhere beneath Japan, Aika found herself getting angry at Twoearle, and not quite knowing why.