Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does. This is nothing more than a story to alter the canon. Also I will use Jutsu of my own creation or alter the name of real ones to fit my work.
Author Note: This story includes gore, lemons and adult content. Also it will negate parts of the canon, like the space bunny goddess mumbo-jumbo. Lemons will be announced so is easy to skip them in case you are not willing to read them.
"Speaking"
"Thinking"
"Biju speaking/ inner Sakura speaking"
"Biju thinking/ inner Sakura thinking"
Jutsu.
Konoha´s monkey king
Inside the barrier.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Roared Bee successfully punching Tobirama into his brother. "Fool ya fool! Trapping my brotha and the Old man is no cool! Your barriers is no match for da Lady / Your Zombie Hokage are not 100% maybe? The AB combo is gonna kick your ass / Turn your head into awesome cash! Fool-ochimaru! Pedochimaru! Yeah!"
"Bee-san take care of Tobirama-sama while I punish my traitorous student! A-dono be careful with the Lord First mokuton, it can subdue your brothers Biju chakra." Said Sarutobi spinning Enmma in staff form.
Not waiting any more the AB combo dashed to the zombies and engaged them in a brutal taijutsu fight. With the Lightning armour and the Biju cloak they were easily tearing their opponents apart, but due to the Edo tensei they simply reform. Luckily for the Kumo ninja they were just a shameful shade of their true selves.
A dodged a mokuton barrage and took Hashirama by surprise performing his Nintaijutsu: Liger bomb. Both ninja crashed with the Nindaime Hokage before hitting the floor in an explosion of lightning. As result the two zombies started to reform inside a crater while the Kumo brothers planed their next moves.
Meanwhile Orochimaru was having more trouble than expected in fighting his old sensei. The old man was as strong as ever, and for Hiruzen Sarutobi that mean lots of raw strength. Orochimaro was no fool, he knew that even past his prime the old monkey was still a force to be feared, and even if he knew that he was superior, he planned to use the previous Hokage for help as well as a way to demoralize the man. "Sssshit! Those brutes were not suposssed to help you Sarutobi! How are you so physically strong in your late yearssss?"
"It doessssn´t matter what you do Sarutobi-sssensei. I am immortal! The Leaf will burn! I have make arrangements for that to happen Kukukukuku. You are old and ugly! I on the other hand… I will continue to be young and beautiful forever." Boasted the snake man.
"So… you really finished that monstrosity of a jutsu? I should have ended you all those years ago…" Lamented the old Kage looking down.
"Hiruzen it´s not the time for self-pity! Pull yourself together and let´s end this mistake!" Howled the staff transformed monkey.
"Do not worry old friend. I AM HIRUZEN SARUTOBI! SANDAIME HOKAGE OF THE VILLAGE HIDEN IN THE LEAFS! You dared attack my home and my people! I will end you for that! I am old! I might not survive, but I don´t care! Because I will fall defending the will of fire! And if needed I will take you with me." Shouted Hiruzen.
The old monkey, swinging Enmma, started to attack viciously making his former apprentice back down. Orochimaru used the Kusanagi blade to keep the distance between them, but each time he parried the furious impacts of the adamantine staff his hold threatened to release. Sarutobi smuggled a hard fist into his face sending the snake Sannin flying.
"Check that dude, sure he is old. Look at those hooks they are gold! Yeeeah!" Rap the Hachibi container dodging a "Water release: Waterfall impact". The sudden torrent of water emerging from the floor around the Senju, turned against his master as Bee released his lightning chakra on it.
"BEE! Is the moment to step up our game! Ready?" "You know it bro!"
Both brothers increased the strength of their armour like jutsu, Bee using now the second level chakra cloak with 4 tails. "LARIAAAAAT" they shouted and Tobirama´s body lost its head and arms. After the brutal maneuver The Shodai Hokage erected a wooden wall to give his brother enough time to reform.
"Nintaijutsu: Full body tackle!" Shouted A crushing the wall like a cannonball. Bee jumped through the hole and, using Gyuki´s ink drew a paralysis seal on the still reforming water master. "Biju ink: Paralysis seal!"
"Thank you young man. I hope that your seal will hold me for enough time."
"Don´t worry yo! This is biju ink. It makes a chain of the strongest links. Yeah!" Singed Bee returning to his basic form.
"I seal with my ink the old Kage Tobirama. I would like to use a spicy Bijudama. But I got a plan for the famous Hashirama oh Yeah! I´m more than a Biju, am a Jinchuriki. That means that I also got my own skills. I like the headbands looking like bandanas. Fell the might of my eight katanas. I´ll take the effort of kicking your ass. Yours's is the biggest beating anyone ever has! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Bee took two of his swords and charged with a war cry. A kicked the first Hokage. Bee, take his chance running up a tree just under the airborne Shodai. "Be careful young warrior! Wood release: Wood ram!" Shouted Hashirama touching a tree after some handsings. From the trunk a bull headed war-ram grew in Bee´s direction. The bulky ninja threw his sword and caught it in his mouth while using his now free hand to propel himself using the incoming attack. Hashirama blocked the double aerial kick but received a powerful tackle courtesy of A.
"Mokuton: Bamboo spears" Several bamboo like spears grew from the floor and were launched to A. "Got ya bro!" Grunted Bee taking a sword in his free hand and another one behind his left knee. The Jinchuriki started spinning and made quick work of the incoming plants.
"Fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee. With eight blades and the eight tails… The mighty Killer Bee! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Chanted the Jinchuriki throwing his 4 blades to the undead ninja. Then he charged while unsheathing the other 4.
Both brothers started harassing the First Hokage so he could not completely reform after each attack. Hashirama, even if he was not as strong as he used to be, was a fearsome opponent. Unluckily for Orochimaru, his ace was not able to help him. Although Hashirama was avoiding been sealed, he was warning his foes about every action. Should Orochimaru supress his consciousness, the delay in his reaction times would get him sealed. No, the snake was alone to face the angry monkey.
"Orochimaru, you are a fool…" Lamented the professor. "You performed the most atrocious experiments in order to learn all the jutsu of the world. Yet I was able to learn all the jutsu of this village except the bloodline ones. I let you scape because I was a sentimental fool that time… BUT. You dared to bring war to this village. AND I AM THE FIRE SHADOW! It's clear that you never learned this lesson Orochimaru. So is time for a master class in not underestimating your opponents. You think that you can best me? I, Sarutobi Hiruzen! The god of shinobi! Very well. I´ll show you." A fierce flame burned in the old man´s eyes. Hiruzen was about to show the world why he was chosen as the Sandaime Hokage.
"I may be old… but that means that I got more experience. This is the power I gathered. The power of the people that believe in me. The might of my allies. Seals of the Uzumaki, body modification of the Akimichi and the Inuzuka! Seal of the Monkey King!" Shouted the old man swallowing a weird looking chakra pill and drawing a seal on his chest.
Hiruzen´s body began shaking and the old man crouched down. For a moment Orochimaru wondered if the jutsu backfired. When the Third Hokage rose up his face was feral and monkey like fangs were in display out of his lips. Not only that, his feet were out of his sandals, hairy and monkey-like. The old man grinned before howling and bumping his chest vigorously.
"What isssss that Sarutobi-sssensssei? Have you gone sssenile at lassst?"
"Fool. This is the power of my people! With their permission I developed jutsu similar to those of the clans of this village. Ready for the afterlife?" Growled the Hokage in a deeper voice.
Fast as lightning the monkey man jumped to his former pupil, slamming his staff in his chest. Orochimaru, knowing that he had sustained serious damage to his insides and that his bones around the impact area where broken, used his special jutsu to shed skin. "Ojojojojojojo. Tell me little snake… how many times can you do that before you run out of chakra?"
Orochimaru tried to retaliate with his sword, but Hiruzen parried his strikes and punched him several meters away. "This is from the Tojo and the Senju clans. Secret jutsu: Fuuma shuriken shadow clone!" The monkey unsealed two Fuuma shuriken and threw them using his Hand feet while hanging up from a tree branch. Both giant shuriken turned in a hailstorm of deathly metal.
Orochimaru wasted a good chunk of chakra raising an extra thick Earth release: Mud wall. But he still needed to parry the shurikens, because they were empowered with wind chakra, easily passing thru the wall. The old Shinobi didn´t give him time to recover as he keep engaging in close combat.
"Ssssupid old basstard! Die already. Secret jutsu: Many hidden shadow snake hands!" Lots of snakes came from the Sannin´s sleeves but they were reduced to ashes by the Hokage´s Fire release: Great fire ball. Very Uchiha like.
Sarutobi charged spinning his staff and deking Orochimaru with it. Enmma returned to his monkey form and with a quick chop broke the traitor's wrist, making him drop his sword. Then the monkey head butted the paedophile and grabbing his shoulders hopped to his behind double kicking his back. Orochimaru found himself between the very angry monkey king summon and his angrier summoner.
"Uoh Uoh Uooooooh!" Howled Sarutobi Hiruzen, full of primal rage while Enmma and he unleashed an unmerciful rain taijutsu moves upon the snake man. "You always disrespected Taijutsu… well, let's see how you how you cast your jutsu now!" Shouted Sarutobi before caching one of his old pupil´s hand with a very hand like foot. Then he started punching the bastard face like there was no tomorrow.
Orochimaru managed to pull a substitution and used a Fire release: Fire dragon jutsu, but was completely nullified by the Sandaime´s Water release: Inverted waterfall torrent, which caused a huge column of water to raise from the floor. Before the Sannin had time to end the now useless jutsu, Enmma shunshined behind him and delivered a devastating Earth release: Ascending stone fist. The fist shaped, man sized rock formation smashed the Sannin´s ribcage and spine from behind forcing him to use Secret jutsu: Skin shedding to continue fighting.
"Yo bro what a twist. The snake is getting the angry fist. Old man the Hokage sure it is. Yeah!"
"Oh you like to rime? I don´t recognize the style but I used to write poetry when I was alieve… Sadly people tend to look down on my skills" Lamented Hashirama.
"DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM!" Shouted A and Tobirama at the same time. Making the other two sweat drop.
"Anyways what a frightening old man the Hokage turned out to be!" Said an impressed Raikage. "He may be past his prime, but those seals helping him emulate the jutsu of the village clan´s sure give him an edge."
"Sarutobi boy was not the most powerful candidate to be the Third. But I chose him because of his strong morals and inventive. When he couldn´t do something the usual way as my apprentice, he came by a resourceful idea to cheat and attain the same results. Like how is using the basics of the Akimichi and Inuzuka jutsu to make it up for his deteriorated physical form." Said the Nindaime Hokage with a glint of pride in his voice.
Back with the other fighters. Orochimaru was being pushed harder and harder by the minute. "For all your cunning and clever tactics this one was your worst. Trapped inside your own cage, unable to call for your strongest summons and deprived of your pawns. Je je je… you´ve always been too cocky for your own good"
"Ninja art: Great punishment of the mountain king!" Shouted Sarutobi throwing Enmma, as a staff, with all his might. The snake tried to dodge but the improvised javelin altered its course to impale him thru his stomach. He tried to use his jutsu to scape but somehow he was unable to puke himself out. "What issss thissss! I can´t sssscape!? Why issss not working! Unlessss… Genjutsu?"
Orochimaru broke the illusion and the world around himself changed. There was no staff impaling him but a very angry and feral Hiruzen pushing his clawed fingers in his stomach while a seal spread around his navel.
"Genjutsu, yes. To believe that you were once considered my best student and yet I caught you with such a basic tactic… Prepare yourself student, is time for some well-deserved punishment for your evil doings. With this seal I trap you here. With the power of the Aburame and the Nara I bind you so you won´t be able to escape. Chakra binding shadow seal ENMMA NOW!"
Enmma took hold of Orochimaru and the old man started to beat the living shit out of the traitor. "Uoh, Uoh, Uooooh!" Howled Sarutobi while punching, kicking and clawing the living tart out of Orochimaru. The bastard tried to flee via shunshin and kawarimi, but the seal kept him on place. So the snake Sannin started to fight desperately to survive, spitting small snakes and moving the Kusanagi sword via telekinesis. Sarutobi destroyed snake after snake while dishing some mayor punishment to his former pupil while Enmma deflected the Kusanagi blade as well as he could.
Orochimaru, knowing that he was trapped signalled his people to start their retreat/scape. The barrier went down and the casters started a series of hand seal to be reverse-summoned. "HIRUZEN you are running to low on chakra! End this now!"
"You are lucky Orochimaru. I´m using all my chakra to keep you from being reverse summoned. I know that I can´t kill you today. BUT, I have just enough chakra to punish you forever. Young Bee lend me a hand!" Shouted Hiruzen who was holding Orochimaru´s arms wide open with his left hand and right foot/hand. Then he placed his right hand in the snake´s chest and a new seal spread all over his pale body. "Bee-kun fill the seal with Biju chakra please!" Howled the Hokage strengthening his hold on the traitor. "Wrath of the fire shadow Seal!"
"What is thisssss? What are you doing to me you wothlesss monkey! WHAT IS THISSSS SARUTOBI-SENSSSSEI?" Roared Orochimaru in pain as the caustic foreign chakra burned thru his body.
"This is my ultimate punishment for you! For all I know as long as you survive you can possess another body. So as long as I can´t kill you for sure with the little chakra I have left, I decided to use on you a technique that will be worse than death for you. With the combined know knowledge of the Uzumaki, the Hyuga and the Yamanaka, plus the chakra of a Biju. I am taking your arms forever! The caustic chakra is being directed by the seal destroying your nerves and tenketsu in your arms. And I am making sure that your brain knows for sure that your arms are dead! It won´t matter how many times you shed your skin, jump to all the bodies you want! Your arms are no more! NOR ARE YOUR JUTSU! RUN YOU FILTHY SNAKE! But remember that it was this old man who bested you! The Kami-dammed Monkey king of Konoha!"
"DAM YOU SARUTOBI-SENSSSSSEI! GIVE ME BACK MY ARMS!" Howled the rouge Sannin before he was reverse-summoned out of there.
A group of ANBU jumped near their fearless leader, who by the way just sited down in the floor. "I am too fucking old for this shit! I need vacations" Said a grinning yet exhausted Hokage as he returned to his normal appearance. Rubbing his now normal feet he turned to his predecessors and the Kumogakure shinobi, who were not fighting any more.
"Don´t worry about ourselves Hiruzen. I´ll release our souls and prevent us for being controlled again in case we are summoned again. Farewell old friend." Said the second Hokage while doing a long series of hand seals. "Monkey-boy, don´t you think that it is time to retire?" Asked Hashirama as both Senju brothers began to glow.
"Fuck you Hashirama-sensei!" Said Hiruzen not taking the teasing of his predecessor. The previous Hokage laughed full hearty as they dissolved in specks of light.
"Well that was awesome! Yo Brokage when we clear all this shit can I come in vacations to the leaf? I want to spar and learn from the Lord Monkey! Is as awesome as he is old / the living prove that experience is gold! Yeah!"
A sweat dropped in embarrassment but the old Kage just laughed, hard. The ANBU helped the old man on his feet and he stared at his village. The invasion was practically over, all the enemies running away, made prisoners or dead. The Leaf survived and stayed as strong as ever.
Meanwhile in the streets near the Hospital.
Hinata was guiding the Kumo ANBU against the enemy ninja targeting the medic centre. With her eyes she detected the ninja trying to sneak their way inside.
Sudenly a snake summon came spreading chaos in the main street. "ANBU! We are taking that summon down! I´ll trap it and Red1 and Yellow7 will destroy it!" Said Hinata positioning herself to intercept the humongous snake.
"Water release: Furious geyser!" Shouted Hinata slamming both hands in the floor. The jutsu made the water in the pipes beneath the street to explode upwards with violence. The snake, stunned at first, managed to recover as Hinata rushed to it activating her Ninja art: Medusa´s mane. "Water release: Water dragon!" Exclaimed Hinata as the water in her mane formed a water dragon which wrestled the giant snake coiling around it. Before the summon reacted the two ANBU decapitated it using their long Kumo blades.
"ANBU I need prisoners! Take the sound ninja that won't be of any real use. If any of them proves to be more trouble than worth… just dispose of him or her." Ordered the pale eyed princess.
"Hinata-chan are you sure? You really don´t need to do this."
"Kurama-oka-san! Just let me do this for you! I… don´t think that I would be able to just pick some random person for this… but… to use this… people. Who target a hospital! No, I won´t feel remorse in doing this." Assured the Ex-Hyuga.
"Thank you my little vixen."
Hinata kept defending the hospital until the end of the invasion. Konoha´s gossiper spoke about a Kumogakure Kunoichi with Byakugan like eyes commanding the water like the Nindaime did in the legends of the previous wars.
Sakura found herself being carried by Kiba when she finally awoke. The freaky Kumo blonde was guiding the way to the village and a clone of hers was walking next to each of the sad ninja. Sasuke was still out cold being carried by Shikamaru and Shino.
"So, the rumours about Kumogakure are true? Why you ask? Because it is clear that your loyalty is genuine and not forced. Also your companion H-san is not being kept as a broodmare." Asked Shino breaking the silence.
"What is what you truly want to ask Shino-kun? I know that yours and Lazy-kun´s minds are working in overdrive." Said the pigtailed Kunoichi. Shikamaru blushed and Temari growled somehow annoyed.
"Bah we better ask directly. As Sakura is now awake we´ll have to be careful with the questions we pop. This is so troublesome." The lazy bun sighed. "Is true that Kumo knows how to train people like Gaara and you to their maximum potential?"
"Yes, is actually quite easy! All that you need is to actually take the time to understand yourself and your partner. The moment you realize that they are actual living beings instead of power sources, you got half of the work already done!" Said happily the Jinchuriki.
"Could… could you teach me Uzumaki-san?" Asked a shy Gaara. Temari was about to ask the same and Kankuro was curious as well.
"Wow! Uzumaki-SAN. That sounds way tooooooo formal for my taste. Just call me N-chan or N-san if you feel uncomfortable with the proximity." Naruto crossed her hands behind her head. "Of course I can teach you the basics. More like help you with the basics. With that seal you will learn to harness the power inside of you on your own. And the sand spirit will help you learn his powers." Said Naruto giving a vague answer. She clearly didn´t trust Sakura.
"I wonder how my love is faring. I hope that no Sand ninja that is friends with you lot decided to attack a shelter, school or hospital near her… She is pretty scary when playing the role of mama bear." Said Naruto shivering.
"Bah, sure she is strong but honestly girl, how can you be ok fighting my brother but afraid of your… er… girlfriend?" Chimed in Kankuro. Naruto and the Konoha shinobi who had seen her fighting in the Forest of death shake their heads in negation.
"My wife can turn your organs, muscles and bones with a touch. Can liquefy your brain with a slap… Sure she is a gentle spirit. But please don´t make her angry."
Shikamaru, remembering how she turned that Genin´s brain into mush, started mumbling something about troublesome woman and troublesome blondes. "You should reconsider your opinion about Kunoichi Kankuro-san. Why you ask? Because your sister happens to be on the top of the Genin food-chain in this exam. I dare to say that after the Kumo team and your brother she is, if not the strongest the most well rounded ninja. And if my readings are correct she is also a promising and strong leader in the making. After all, only strong and dominant females are able to attract the attention of male Naras." Explained Shino, somehow unaware of how those kinds of behaviour analysis were not very well received by the common of the humans.
Shikamaru and Temari blushed hard and started mumbling. Her denials about the actual attraction and him about troublesome friends and blondes. Naruto and Kiba roared with laughter while Gaara was completely lost.
