Ep.10- uwu :p (^_^)
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"Konichiwa, Total Drama viewers!" Maddie greeted, her face close up to the camera. "The big bad bossman of our anime is currently slacking off, so I decided to take over the intro for him, anime style!"
"You're one weird chick." Ashley commented from behind the camera. "Still better than Aaron though."
"Anyway, so last time," Maddie started, "our heroes took on a dark quest to go through the mystical jungle of Kamatayon Island-"
"Wrong season." Ashley pointed out. Maddie frowned.
"What's this season then?" Maddie asked, confused.
"Nawala Island."
"Oh, I got it!" Maddie smiled. "Welcome back to Nig-"
"NO." Ashley yelled, cutting the camera off just in time. When it turned back on, Aaron was in front of the camera. Maddie was nowhere to be seen.
"But do we know she was going to use a racial slur?" Aaron asked.
"She said she though it was Nightmare Island." Chef responded, walking on screen. "And I believe her. Ditzy as she is, girl never lies."
"Well, that means there are still no lawsuits." Aaron smiled. "Yet, at least. How far did she get?"
"Started the intro. Don't know what else." Ashley commented.
"Huh, let me- god damn it, she changed the title of the episode too." Aaron scowled. "What even is that mess?"
"UWU speak." Ashley muttered.
"Is that some hashtag thing?" Aaron asked, confused. "I'm not that old, am I? I'm hip! I know all the snapchat and Instaface stuff!"
"Just start the episode."
"Fine, I'll do my job I get paid millions for." he grunted, turning towards the camera. "ᕙ(─ヘ─)ᕗ, and ⎝✧⏠✧⎠. ^‿^. , ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). ᕦ(ヮ)ᕥ ﴾■ ε ■﴿ uwu. There, I did it like Maddie. Happy now?" he asked Ashley, her face in shock.
"Aaron, just do it the normal way before the producers come and whip your ass." Chef suggested. Aaron frowned.
"Okay. Last time, Eclipse and Ash fought a lot. The campers raced in a go kart race. Joy somehow won. Giuseppe got sent home. Can I go now?" Aaron asked.
"This is your freaking show!" Chef protested.
"I'll do it later." Aaron whined, walking off screen. Chef followed. Ashley walked on screen, still recovering from the events that had taken place.
"I am so sorry that all of you watching at home had to see that." she apologized. "This is Total Drama Nawala Island. Please send me help and up my pay rate."
…..
(Seven and Giuseppe are shown arriving on a boat. A bird flies over and lies on Giuseppe's shoulder. Seven sneezes in response)
Do you try on all your nights like this? (I might)
(Maddie has set fire to the boat behind them, causing all three to dive off)
Put some spotlight on the slide.
(Joy looks on in amusement at what went wrong)
Whatever comes, comes through clear.
(Kirby is shown flirting with Brittany by the cabin while a lot of big men aim guns at his head from the jungle)
Do you slide on all your nights like this?
(Jason is shown tuning up Aaron's car from underneath it. The camera zooms out to show Alannah holding the car up with one hand, yawning)
Do you try on all your nights like this? (I might)
(Friedrich is deep in thought, staring at a paper while Arianna talks her mouth off in front of him)
Put some spotlight on the slide.
(Cassandra is shown outside the room, staring at them and smirking while Hubert leans on her shoulder)
Whatever comes, comes through clear.
(Cassandra notices him and shoves him off)
I might, empty my bank account
(Eclipse and Gabriel are shown walking through one of the jungle paths, talking)
And buy that boy with a pipe
(Ash is shown flirting with Aurora by a waterfall as Eclipse and Gabriel pass. She has a frown on her face)
Buy that boy with a pipe
(The camera zooms in on Dana and Arnold, hiding behind the waterfall)
I might
(The camera refocuses on all the campers sitting at a campfire on the beach. The logo appears, and the camera fades to black)
…..
A tear rolled down Seven's cheek. "I couldn't save him."
"Lighten up, buttercup." Eclipse piped up, glancing her way. They were lounging in the living room at the house. "Giuseppe's gone. We have to focus on saving ourselves now." Seven sniffled.
Seven Confessional: I didn't necessarily just mean Giuseppe. I meant Ash. I really hoped he would pull through. And now Giuseppe is gone. It's like I'm losing all my friends I've made. I just want to protect them and they're all slipping away
"I know it's rough." Dana said, plopping down onto the couch next to Seven. "But hey, it's not like anyone's hurt or dead. It's just all a game. You gotta look at the positives. Right Aurora?"
"Oh shut up." Aurora chuckled softly. "I'm not looking to be introspective tonight."
"What's that word mean?" Maddie asked.
"Shh." Dana urged her. "Look, the important thing is-"
"That we move on and eliminate the enemy." Eclipse cut her off. "Yes Dana, I love that thinking!"
"Um actually, I was going to say that you made a friend, whether he's gone or not." she stated. "Dude, can you avoid talking strategy for like 5 minutes?"
"Sorry, student of the game." Eclipse meekly said.
"I guess." Seven frowned. "Everything happens so fast."
"What do you mean?" Dana asked. Seven gazed into the distance. The front door opened behind them. Joy walked in, trotting past as if a zombie.
"Hey Jack! How are you?" Maddie asked, bouncing up to greet Joy. Joy bit her finger and murmured something inaudible in response.
Joy Confessional: Imbecile.
Maddie Confessional: I think she likes me!
Joy walked past without acknowledging any of them, trotting back into one of the rooms which likely was not hers.
"What a strange girl." Dana wondered aloud.
"You probably would've thought that about me at the start of the game." Aurora pointed out, lounging back in her chair.
"Oh Aurora, hush." she replied. "That's not true."
"It is." Aurora remarked. "I was a mess. I'm still a mess and I know it."
"No you aren't." Seven whispered, barely audible. "It's easy to blame one's surroundings on oneself. It's not your fault."
"Maybe you should take your own advice." Dana looked at her. Seven averted her gaze out the window. Eclipse looked over, slightly confused.
Eclipse Confessional: I have no clue what's going on.
Maddie Confessional: /(0n0)\ \(0_0)/ \(O.O)\
"Hey Aaron, get over here. I think the confessional booth is messed up." Chef called Aaron.
"What is it? I was in the middle of my beauty nap." Aaron walked in, rubbing his eyes. He took one glance at the screen and saw Maddie's confessional.
"What the fuck." he frowned. "Hey Ashley, get over here." he called. Ashley walked over, holding a mug of coffee. "What's this shit?" Ashley took a sip from her coffee and looked at the screen. Seeing Maddie's confessional, she burst out laughing, nearly choking on her coffee. "Well?"
"Good luck, bro." she laughed, walking away.
"Sometimes I feel like I'm too old for this shit." Chef murmured.
…..
"Hell yeah!" Friedrich cheered as his alliance burst into the hammock room after the elimination ceremony. "Damn, I killed that tiebreaker."
"Sure did." Aria smiled. "Makes the rest of the votes easy."
"Hey, now wait up." Gabriel frowned. "We have to make sure that they don't get Joy on their side, and be sure no one flips." he glanced at Ash.
"You got a problem?" Ash asked him. "Bro, I just flipped on my entire alliance to vote with you guys!"
"I'm just saying."
"Quit it boys." Aria interrupted. "Let's just celebrate for tonight! We did it. We have the upper hand."
Aria Confessional: Oh they are all such fools. What do they think is gonna happen when it's just us left? It's going to be me, running the show. When it's us six, first it'll be Gabriel. Then, surprise, Jason and Friedrich. Those two are too strong at challenges. I can't take them all the way! After that, bye bye Brittany, because beating Ash in any vote or challenge should be a cakewalk. I have the perfect gameplan as long as none of these idiots screw it up.
"So, how's it feel being part of the winning side?" Jason asked Ash with a smile.
"I'm just here to play the game." Ash puffed.
"Dude, loosen up." Jason urged him. "We're your friends. It's all chill."
"Yeah." Ash sighed. "Alright."
Ash Confessional: This is better for me. This is better for me, I know it. God damn it, what have I done.
"Maybe we should do something to celebrate." Brittany winked at Gabriel, taking his hand.
"I think I know just the thing." he smiled back. Reaching into his pocket, he brought out a deck of cards. "Nothing like some good old poker to liven the mood!" Brittany sighed. "What?"
"Nevermind." she said.
Brittany Confessional: Gabe. Please take a hint, come on!
"So, who's it gonna be next?" Friedrich asked. "Whose ass is grass?"
"I was thinking Eclipse." Gabriel suggested. "He's a leader, and he's probably the most manipulative out of any of them."
"Sounds good to me." Ash puffed.
"Of course it sounds good to you." Friedrich snarled. "As long as it's not influenza girl."
"Hey punk, why don't you shut up." Ash glared.
"Ash?" Aria piped up. "Surely you're not more loyal to Seven than us, right?" she asked, giving him wide, innocent eyes. Ash looked to the floor.
"No."
"And, surely, after we risked so much to bring you into our alliance, you're not going to betray us, right?" Aria asked him, furrowing her brow. "Because that'd make me very upset. And no one likes when I'm upset."
"I won't." Ash responded, looking into Aria's gaze which was now fixated on him.
"Haha great! I'm so glad we're on the same page." Aria smiled.
Gabriel Confessional: In politics, we usually call that blackmail. Oh don't worry, it's super common.
"I'm gonna go take a break." Ash said, leaving the room. As soon as he exited, Friedrich turned to the group.
"We need to keep tabs on him." Friedrich suggested. "He's a dangerous one."
"Well no shit, Sherlock." Jason chuckled. "Dude's a ticking time bomb. Gonna explode at any second."
Aria leaned into Friedrich as the rest of the group kept talking. "I know what could make me explode at any second." she whispered into his ear seductively. Friedrich gulped.
"You're too-"
"Oh hush Friedrich." Aria told him. "Now if you don't stop staring at my boobs we're gonna have to find a room and do something about it." she gave him a pouty face. Friedrich glanced down. "Well, looks like that settles it then."
"Hey- wait- let's not make any breas- I mean brisk decisions." Friedrich stammered as Aria pulled him out of the room towards her bedroom. "I just-" Aria cut him off with a kiss, sealing his lips.
"There. Now can you stop talking so much and just let your body do the work?" she asked him, pulling him into her bedroom.
Aria Confessional: Okay maybe I am a slut. But this is also part of the game. If Friedrich is happy, he's easy to get as a vote. Besides, is it really pedophilia if he lasted two seconds?
Friedrich Confessional: Hot diggity dog. And by that I mean she sucked my hot diggity dog, heh heh. Look, I've decided that if I'm a pedophile, they already have incriminating evidence on me, so I might as well live it up and deal with the consequences of my actions later.
Aaron Confessional: Woah woah woah, we do NOT condone pedophilia, just so we're clear. I've made a lot of mistakes on this show, but that's where I draw the line.
…..
"God damn it." Ash cursed, sitting down on his bed. "I'll show all these fuckers what they've got coming. I'm winning this, friendships be damned."
Outside, he heard a door open in the room next to his. A loud "hey" could be heard, no doubt from a (now incriminating themselves) Friedrich and Aria. The door closed shut, and his door opened in turn, Joy's tall frame illuminated by light from outside.
"What do you want?" Ash asked, glaring at her. Joy stood. Ash looked around, trying to see if anyone was behind her. "Hello?"
Joy said nothing.
"Weird." Ash commented. "Listen, Joy, go away."
Ash Confessional: I swear, this chick was supposed to get cast for the Halloween remake and she got sent to the wrong set.
"I know." her voice hissed, raspy.
"What?" he asked, furrowing his brow.
"I know." she repeated, as if it were obvious. "So many things."
"What the-" he started. "Joy, what are you doing? Go to bed."
"I guess you don't want to hear them." she stated, turning around.
"Wait what are you talking about?" Ash stammered out, causing her to pause.
"About your alliance.' Joy flashed a wicked grin. "And you. You have some dark secrets."
"What I-" Ash stopped. "Go away, loser."
"Okay." Joy walked out, walking towards some other room. Ash looked around, panicked.
Ash Confessional: What does she know, oh my god this could be awful.
Joy Confessional: Chaos is so much fun. Especially when *she slips her finger in her mouth* aww uf iht izh bullsphit.
…
"Campers." Aaron's voice crackled to life on the loudspeaker. "Extremely urgent message. Stay in the house. I'll have more updates shortly."
"What the fuck." Jason murmured, rolling out of his hammock and crashing onto the floor. He gazed at his alarm clock. 3:12. "Yo Friedrich, wake up."
"Dude what is it." Friedrich groaned. "I was having a really nice dream involving three chicks. This better be worth it."
"Aaron just made an announcement on the speakers to not go outside." Jason replied. "I'm gonna go talk to people in the living room if they're there."
"Are hot chicks gonna be there?'
"Well Dana and Maddie are both lesbian."
"That's never stopped me before." Friedrich grinned. Jason chuckled. "Fine, I'll come."
They stumbled into the hallway as other doors slowly opened up, contestants emerging to see what was going on. "Oh my god, it's hideous!" Friedrich cried out, pointing at a green-faced figure.
"It's me, dipshit." Aria fumed, her face mask still on. Looking around and seeing everyone staring at her, she recovered. "Oh sorry everyone! I'm a bit cranky in the morning."
"In the morning?" Dana snorted. Aria's smile faltered.
Aria Confessional: That bitch is OFF the island.
"What's going on? Why were we called out?" Gabriel asked.
"Dunno. Aaron just said to stay inside." Eclipse shrugged. "Could be a challenge, who knows."
"Could also mean something bad is about to happen." Ash piped up. "Which is probably the case."
"Could be both." Eclipse pointed out.
"Could be that you should shut up." Ash snarled.
"Guys, please stop." Seven whispered. Neither of them heard her.
"I just really hope we're not getting attacked by a tentacle monster." Maddie remarked, her eyes wide in fear. "That never ends up well for the girls."
"Isn't this story rated T though?" Dana asked. "The author can't do anything that bad to us."
"They put us in this story." Aurora commented groggily. "I'd say that's torture enough."
"Anyone else hear that tapping?" Aria asked. The campers all fell silent, listening.
"Disturbing." Seven commented as they all heard a faint tapping coming from the front door.
"Door." Joy stated, walking towards the living room. The rest of the campers crept after her, coming to a stop in the living room adjacent to the front door. The tapping grew louder as they grew closer. Through the faint moonlight illuminating the room they could make out the outline of a figure standing at the front door, tapping repeatedly.
"Is that Aaron?" Jason asked, peering out the front door.
"Who knows." Dana stated.
"Oh Gabriel, I'm so scared." Brittany whispered, wrapped her arms around him. Gabriel smiled.
"Don't worry Brittany." Gabriel assured her. "The locks on the house will protect you!" he exclaimed, moving towards the door to observe outside. Brittany frowned.
Brittany Confessional: Every single time I try to make a move on Gabe, I'm rejected! Was Jason lying? Does he not like me?
Gabriel Confessional: Wow, if I didn't know she liked Jason, I'd think Brittany had a thing for me! She's a cool girl, he's one lucky dude.
"Can we open it?" Maddie asked giddily.
"Didn't you literally just say there could be tentacle monsters on the other side?" Jason pointed out. Maddie giggled.
"We're not opening this door." Gabriel stated, peering out at whatever was outside. "I can't get a good view."
"Nffnfkfkflfkfkfaiw." Joy commented, her finger in her mouth.
"Okay you didn't even try to form coherent speech there." Eclipse said. "Can anyone tell what it is?"
"Wait I know what this is!" Maddie squealed. "This is that shitty House of the Dead movie from 2003!" she smiled. She walked up to Gabriel. "You're Tyron Leitso." she told him. "You're Ona Grauer." she told Brittany. "And you're Sonya Salomaa!" she pointed at Aurora.
"Who even are those people?" Aria asked.
"No clue!" Maddie exclaimed.
"No, House of the Dead is a video game too." Aurora observed. "It's an arcade game. I've played it before. If what Maddie's saying has any hint of being true, it's a zombie outside."
"A zombie? That's ridiculous." Ash spat. Aurora slumped, frowning. Suddenly, they heard a loud moan come from outside the door.
"Friedrich, was that you?" Aria asked cheekily.
"Seriously, what was that?" Ash asked, walking towards the door.
"Looks like Aurora was right, idiot." Dana glared at him.
"Who you calling an idiot, idiot?" Ash asked her.
"Dude, just stop picking fights. It's not a good look for someone as small as you." Dana retorted.
"Small? You're calling me small?" Ash asked her, his temper now building. "Cause it looks like you weren't big enough to stand up for your parents."
Dana roared. "You think you have the right to talk about my shitty, abusive parents like that?"
"Looks like anger management chick is on a roll again." Friedrich chuckled. Aurora wheeled around to face him.
"At least she isn't going to the penitentiary once she gets out." Aurora pointed out. Everyone burst into arguments, yelling at the top of their lungs.
"No wonder you and Arnold ended up like this, you're-" Ash started.
"ASH, STOP IT." Seven yelled. Everyone grew quiet. "Ash. Please." A tear fell down Seven's cheek. She walked up to him, looking him in the eyes. "This isn't who you are. Please."
"Ash, remember what we discussed earlier." Aria smiled. Ash looked around at all the contestants, his gaze falling between Aria and Seven. In the tension, no one noticed Joy sneaking closer to the door.
"I already made my choice, Seven." Ash's eyes were welling up with tears. "You can't tell me who I am. They can't tell me I'm weak." he pointed at Dana and Eclipse. "You need to stop trying Seven. You need to just let it go." With that, Ash pushed her away, Seven stumbling back from the impact of his push. She winced and sneezed. Everyone stood in shock.
"The moaning is getting louder." Joy deadpanned. In everyone's confusion she had managed to open the door.
Joy Confessional: Chaos is fun.
"What the fuck, how…" Friedrich trailed off as the looked to the open door, the figure outside now standing in its frame. "Carlyn?"
"Who?" everyone asked, wheeling around to look at Friedrich.
"Friedrich…" Aria growled.
"Oh shut up you sleep with everyone." Friedrich hushed her. He walked up to the new girl. "Carlyn is an intern. What are you doing here so early?" he asked her. "Hey, her skin is all green and pale." Without saying a word Carlyn pulled him into a kiss, long and sensuous, pushing Friedrich away after a few seconds. "Damn girl."
"So we woke up and got into all this trouble because of your damn hookup?" Eclipse asked.
"Guess so." Friedrich chuckled as Carlyn stood next to him, gazing at the others. "Sorry guys I- hey I don't feel so goo-" he was cut off as his skin turned green to match Carlyn's and he slumped over. Friedrich began moaning as Carlyn had been. The contestants slowly backed away.
"Uhhh Friedrich?" Jason called. Friedrich looked at him with blank eyes.
"Eeeeek they're zombies!" Brittany squealed.
"Maybe with rigor mortis he'll actually be able to get it up now." Aria smirked. Dana chuckled.
"Not bad, not bad." she smiled. Carlyn and Friedrich slowly advanced on the contestants.
"Ooh, so if that kiss turned him into a zombie that means we ARE in a zombie movie." Maddie commented. "Cool!" she exclaimed as they bumped into a couch. "I am so prepared for this." she said as she pulled out a lighter.
"Maddie, that's Friedrich." Aurora stopped her as the zombies drew closer. "As much as I don't like him, you can't light him on fire."
"Awww."
"What are we waiting for? Let's get the fuck out of here!" Eclipse exclaimed. Everyone rushed towards the bedrooms as Friedrich and Carlyn chased after, splitting off into different rooms.
…..
"Alright. How do we get out of this?" Gabriel asked in between shallow breaths. He had run into the bedroom filled with hammocks with Brittany, Aurora, and Jason.
"Dude, aren't you supposed to be the leader here?" Jason asked as he started moving desks against the door.
"Well yeah but-"
"Don't worry, Gabriel will find a way to get us out of this." Brittany smiled defiantly.
"Uh, thanks for the confidence Britt." he replied. She beamed. "But I'm definitely open to suggestions."
"What it looks like right now." Aurora said. "Is that we're screwed."
"But you have a way out, right?" Gabriel asked.
"Nope."
"Listen guys, it's alright." Jason assured them. "There's no way they can scratch their way past reinforced wood doors. Unless they start throwing their bodies at them, we're alright." A loud thump came from outside their door. "Maybe I spoke too soon."
"Well, we have a bit of time to figure out what to do before the door breaks." Gabriel pointed out. "I got nothing."
"C'mon Gabe, I'm sure you can-" Brittany started, only to be cut off by the sound of another body hitting the door.
"Brittany, stop giving Gabriel support and help think." Aurora urged her.
"Hey you can't talk to her like that." Gabriel protested.
"I'm sorry, I'm so stupid." Aurora whimpered, sitting down in the corner. "I mess everything up."
"Hey, Aurora." Brittany walked over to her. "Chin up girl. You're great, and you can definitely help us. I didn't take offense to what you said!" she smiled.
"Really?" Aurora asked her, showing a slight smile. "You mean it?"
"Of course." Brittany smiled. "Now c'mon. Let's figure this out. We could jump out the window."
"But how do we know there aren't more of them outside?" Jason pointed out. "Those creepers could be patrolling the exterior." Another loud thump hit against the door. The wood began to split at the door's hinges.
"Well we better think of something fast." Gabriel observed, glancing around the room. "Or we have to at least think of a way to slow them down."
"I got it!" Brittany exclaimed. "Jason, which hammock is Hubert's?"
"Um, that one." he gestured to the highest one, which was strung tightly between two hooks.
"I got this." Brittany said as she moved towards the hammock. Taking out a nail file, she started sawing through the rope connecting it to its hook. Another thump rang out against the door. More wood splintered.
"Is there anything I can do to help?" Aurora asked.
"Just keep watch." Brittany told her. She finished sawing through the rope, shooting the hammock to its still-attached side. They heard a loud thump as a panel slip open above them, revealing a hidden passage.
"What the-" Jason breathed. "How the hell did you know that was gonna happen?" Brittany shrugged.
Brittany Confessional: Okay so actually I was just gonna take the hammock and throw it over Friedrich's head so that he couldn't kiss us.
"Well how do we get up there?" Gabriel pointed out.
"Let's boost each other up." Jason offered. Kneeling down, he had Brittany get on his knee, and he hoisted her up into the open slot. Another thump rang out against the door and it was blown off its hinges, knocking Gabriel into the wall as he was about to be hoisted up.
"Gabriel!" Brittany shrieked. Zombie-Friedrich stumbled in.
"I've been waiting to do this for so long you sexist bitch." Aurora snarled, taking her fist and ramming it into Friedrich's balls. He moaned- and not in the zombie way.
Aurora Confessional: Damn I've been waiting to do that.
"Aurora, come on." Jason urged her. She stepped away from Friedrich and let Jason hoist her up. By this point, Friedrich had already grabbed Gabriel.
"Hey wh-" Gabriel started, dazed, until Friedrich gave him a big kiss on the lips. Gabriel's skin turned pale green, and he turned towards Jason, lunging after him.
"Jason, come on, grab my hand." Brittany urged him, extending her reach down.
"Just go." Jason urged her, swinging his hand at Gabriel's face. "I can't hold them off forever, and it'd just pull you down."
"Jason I-"
"Brittany, come on." Aurora urged her. "We have to go." Aurora slid the panel shut, sealing themselves in the ceiling of the room. Jason glared at Friedrich and Gabriel, both zombies advancing quickly.
"Alright boys." Jason smiled. "NO HOMO!" he yelled, charging at them. Up above, Aurora and Brittany's eyes were adjusting to the darkness. They could barely make out the shapes in front of them.
"So I think we're in the attic?" Brittany asked. They could hear yelling below them. "I really hope they're okay."
"Honestly, they probably aren't." Aurora pointed out. "And thank you for dealing with me. I know I'm a lot."
"No need to apologize Aurora, you're so sweet!" Brittany grinned. Aurora blushed.
"Also, take time for yourself. All I ever see you do is bolster those boys."
"Hey, now I-"
"Sorry, did I-"
"No, it's true." Brittany sighed. "I think I've barely talked to anyone else since getting here. I've been caught up in, well, Gabriel."
"Believe me, everyone knows." Aurora chuckled, looking around.
"Is it that obvious?"
"Yes." Aurora replied. "Love." she frowned, searching for a light switch or something to help her figure out what was around her.
"I guess it's just- EEK WHAT'S THAT." Brittany gasped as her hand hit something metallic.
"What?" Aurora called. "What's wrong?"
Brittany felt around, feeling a piece of paper below what felt like a coin. An immunity coin. "Uh, nevermind. I thought I saw one of them."
"You can see in here?" Aurora asked, suspicious.
"Uh no." Brittany answered, shoving the paper and coin into her skirt. "I'm just dumb."
Brittany Confessional: *Brittany is holding the red coin seen previously in the temple with Joy* This says that after the votes I can play this idol and there's a tiebreaker challenge for everyone who receives votes! Maybe it's time to actually start focusing on the game. Oh daddy would be so proud of me for finding this! I wonder if the crew is watching this at home… Hi daddy! I miss you guys! Don't worry, I haven't gotten eaten by a zombie yet! Aw, I really miss watching them bring home guys who owe them money and beating them to a pulp.
…..
"Oh no, this is bad!" Maddie exclaimed. She, Joy, Eclipse, and Aria had all filed into Maddie's room- the one with the walls painted black.
"Well obviously." Eclipse stated. "But no matter, we can still get out of it."
"What do you propose?" Aria asked, tilting her head curiously.
"You know, my leadership skills usually don't pertain to apocalypses." Eclipse murmured.
"AH ONE GOT IN." Maddie yelled, whipping out her lighter.
"Maddie that's Joy." Eclipse pointed out.
"Oh."
"Thank you Maddie." Joy smiled. Aria gave her a strange look.
"Girl, that's not a compliment that someone thinks you look like a zombie." Aria said, a disgusted look on her face.
"What's it all matter?" Joy asked, glancing around the room. Aria stared.
Aria Confessional: I am going to die surrounded by weirdos and gays.
"Listen, there's a way to get out of this." Eclipse said.
"Is it burning the room to the ground?" Maddie asked.
"Maddie that would burn us alive too." Aria pointed out.
"Oh." Maddie said. "So?"
"Look, there's a way out I just don't know what it is." Eclipse said.
"We could sphe iph fers anofer wayfout." Joy stated, putting her finger in her mouth mid-sentence.
"Too smart, people never do that in horror movies." Eclipse murmured.
"Oh boy, this is too much for me." Maddie stated, reaching into her pocket. "I need chocolate." Digging around her pockets, she found none. "I'm- I'm out."
"Quiet weeaboo, I'm trying to think." Aria hushed her.
"I'm out." Maddie murmured. "I- I- I-" she froze up, sitting down on her bed. Joy watched, curious. "I can't do this."
"Maddie what's wrong?" Eclipse asked.
"I can't-" a knock rang out on their door.
"Who is it?" Joy's voice rang out. The knob twisted.
"Did you lock the door?" Aria asked Eclipse.
"I could have sworn I did."
Eclipse Confessional: You know, I could have sworn I had locked that door. I guess horror situations really do make you freak out.
The door flung open, Carlyn stepping inside. She grabbed Aria immediately.
"Hey, let go, I'm not gay you-" she stopped mid sentence as Carlyn planted a kiss on Aria's lips, zombifying her. Eclipse backed into a corner with Joy as Aria walked over to Maddie, giving her a kiss and turning her to a zombie as well.
"Well, looks like we're done in for." Eclipse observed, looking up to Joy as the three girls advanced in their direction.
"It's fine." she stated as Aria puckered up.
"Of course it is." Eclipse sighed.
Joy Confessional: *Joy is staring around at a spider web in the corner of the confessional booth* Arachnid.
…..
Dana, Ash, and Seven ran into the white room at the end of the hallway, what had been Brittany and Gabriel's room. Dana slammed the door shut behind them, turning the lock so that a loud click was heard.
"Damn it." Ash muttered.
"It's alright, we'll find a way out." Dana said, looking around the room. "Wow this is drab."
"Just like Gabriel." Ash chuckled. Dana glared at him. "Hey, that's a funny joke, c'mon."
"Whatever, jerk." Dana puffed. Ash frowned.
Ash Confessional: You know what? I can't disagree with her. I'm a freaking asshole. I've ruined all my friendships here, and now I'm stuck in Aria's alliance.
"We can't be harsh to one another." Seven piped up. "We must work together to find a solution."
"All I'm saying is that Ash can feel free to work together separately." Dana suggested. "Listen, Seven," Dana started, her voice growing low so Ash couldn't hear her, "Ash treated you like shit back there. He doesn't deserve kindness back from you. That was just straight-up abuse." Seven stared back at Dana with her one visible eye. Tears were welling up. She sneezed. "Bless you."
"Bless you too." Seven said. "But I believe everything is worth a try."
Dana rolled her eyes. "Okay girl, but don't say I didn't warn you."
"Hey Ash?" Seven asked, walking up towards him. Ash didn't acknowledge her.
"I'm sorry." Ash said without turning around. A thump rang out against their door.
"It's okay Ash." Seven smiled.
"But you need to let it go Seven." he told her. He turned towards her. "I can't change where I am. I've betrayed too many people."
Seven's smile faltered. "But Ash, everyo-"
"Seven how many times do I have to tell you, you can't save everyone." Ash said. Another thump rang out against the door.
"Um, can you guys hurry this up?" Dana asked. She started looking around the room frantically. Another thump rang out.
"I-"
"Seven, please." Ash looked into her eye. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry this ever happened. Everything I've said, everything I've done. But it's time to let it go."
The door flew off its hinge as another body hit it. Noticing a painting on the wall, Dana took it off and threw it at Zombie-Eclipse who was entering the room. She noticed a small lever behind the painting. As she pulled it down, a hidden panel opened up in the wall, revealing a ladder.
"Hey guys, over here!" Dana called, climbing up.
"Go, I'll close it." Ash told her as more zombies filed in.
"I can't let you-" Seven started.
"GO!" Ash yelled, tossing her back towards the ladder as zombies began to swarm in the door. Taking a tearful look at Ash, Seven rushed back and clung to him. "Wha-"
"I can't leave you alone." Seven whispered. Ash looked down in shock as zombies swarmed over them.
"Hey guys, come on-" Dana started, peering back down, only to notice a zombified Jason climbing up the ladder. "Oh fucking hell." she turned around, running into the darkness of the attic.
"Who is that?" Aurora's voice rang out.
"Oh please let it be Gabriel!" Brittany said.
"We literally just saw him get turned into a zombie."
"Hey girls, it's me." Dana called out into the darkness. "And watch out, cause we got company coming." The moans of zombies filled the air as more and more of the campers climbed up into the attic.
"Woah there Gabe, wha-" Brittany called out as the zombies reached her, pinning her down. "EEEEK, well at least I'll get a kiss from Gabriel now!"
Aurora and Dana started running through the darkness, trying anything to get away from the advancing zombie army. A loud thud rang out as Aurora tripped.
"Fuck! I'm so stupid." she sobbed.
"C'mon Aurora-" Dana started, until a mountain of bodies piled up on Aurora.
"Run!" she yelled as Dana backed away.
"Fuck what do I do…" Dana murmured as she felt her back hit a wall. Zombies walked closer to her.
Dana Confessional: So there I was. Cornered.
She looked around at each face. "I am not going down without a fight, you bastards!" she yelled, only for Aaron's loudspeaker to crackle to life.
"I told you it'd be a final girl. All horror movies end like this." Ashley's voice rang out.
"Well I just thought-"
"Just give me my five dollars and I'll go cure them." she continued.
"Fine!" Aaron protested. "It's not like it's that much money to me anyway."
"What the fuck." Dana wondered aloud. Suddenly, the roof burst open with interns lining the hole. They started spraying some spray into the open hole, dusting all the campers. Everyone passed out.
…..
"And Dana wins the challenge!" Aaron announced as everyone slowly woke up in an infirmary.
"Wha- challenge?" she asked, dazed.
"Yeah! The CECV-20 challenge!" Aaron explained. "Basically there's this virus, CECV-20 which gives you zombie like symptoms for 12 hours Transferrable by kissing. We thought we'd make a challenge of it by seeing who lasted the longest."
"Why you little-" Dana lunged at Aaron, only to be stopped by restraints.
"Yeah, we thought you'd do that." he smiled.
"So- she won?" Friedrich asked, looking around as other campers woke up. "And, since I basically let Carlyn-"
"Yep, you were the first one out." Aaron observed. "Maybe you'll have a different outlook on being horny from now on."
Friedrich thought for a moment. "Nah."
"Wait so that means…" Eclipse raised his eyebrows. "Tribal council tonight?"
"Yep!" Aaron smiled. Everyone moaned. "Wait, I thought we already cured you guys!"
Eclipse Confessional: Unless I can pull a magical rabbit out of a hat, one of my allies, or I, is done for. Thanks Aaron.
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"Ash. No question." Dana stated. Her alliance was sitting outside at the gazebo, strategizing.
"I don't-"
"Seven please, you've had your chance." Dana told her. "It has to be Ash. He's causing too much trouble."
"It's possible for your enemies to become your allies again." Seven protested, staring down at her hands. "He could vote with us."
"I don't think he's that likely to flip." Aurora said. "On the other hand, I could try to talk to Brittany for us. She might be willing to."
"If we get Brittany to flip for this vote, we have the power." Eclipse breathed in. "Marvelous. We could gain control with this vote."
"Uwu! \(^_^\)." Maddie said.
"Good point." Eclipse agreed. "So who's going to go talk to Brittany? Aurora?"
"Okay. I hope I don't mess this up." she said, getting up and walking into the house. Luckily for her, Brittany was all alone in the kitchen, making food.
Aurora Confessional: God, I really hope this goes well.
"Hey Aurora, what's up?" Brittany greeted her with a smile.
"Brittany, I think you should join us in voting Ash." Aurora suggested, cutting straight to the chase. "What he did to Seven was really messed up, and I don't think someone like that should be allowed to stay in the game."
Brittany sighed, looking down at her chicken nuggets. "Yeah. I guess you might be right. I'll talk with-"
"No, don't talk with them about it." Aurora suggested. "At least, I don't think you should. I can't ever do anything right, so maybe you shouldn't take my advice."
"No, it's okay Aurora. I'll talk to them. I'm sure they'll be on board." Brittany smiled.
Brittany Confessional: I think Aurora is right. Ash shouldn't be allowed to do stuff like that!
"Thanks Brittany." Aurora gave her a rare smile, trotting back off to the gazebo. Brittany returned it.
…..
"You WHAT?" Aria asked, enraged. "How stupid can you be?"
"Well I just thought-"
"Hell no we are not voting- scuse me, I'm sorry, I'm losing my temper." Aria apologized to Brittany. Their alliance (minus Ash) were lounging in the pool outside. "We can't vote Ash now because we have numbers."
"But what he did to Seven-"
"Brittany, dear," Friedrich looked up to her, "it's all a game, no? All this is part of a game. Do you think I'd actually go far Aria outside of the game? HELL no." Aria glared at him. "Kidding. Kinda. But none of this really matters outside the game."
"But his actions."
"Britt. We get it." Jason assured her. "We'll vote him out as soon as we can afford the numbers, savvy?"
"I guess…" Brittany trailed off. "You sure you all wouldn't mind getting rid of another guy though?" she twirled her hair at Gabriel. "I always thought he was a little cute."
"Yo wha-" Gabriel stopped. "We are so voting-"
"No we aren't." Aria glared at him. "Who told you to do this anyway?" she asked.
"Aurora." Brittany said innocently.
"Well then that's who we're voting tonight." Aria settled.
"No wait you can't," Brittany started, "she was just trying to get rid of toxicity."
"And now we're getting rid of toxicity." Aria said. "So it's settled. Aurora. Tonight." Brittany stormed off.
"Dude, when are you gonna make a move?" Friedrich looked at Gabriel.
"What are you talking about?" he asked.
"Uhhh Friedrich." Jason looked at Friedrich, unsure of the situation.
"It's so obvious she wants your dick dude." Friedrich chuckled. "She's into you."
"Me? She just said she thought Ash was hot!"
"How thick can you be?" Friedrich said. "I'd like to get rid of the little punk like everyone else, believe me, but she just said that to make you jealous. Girls do that all the time." he looked at Aria's chest. She pushed her swimsuit up. Gabriel sat, thinking.
Gabriel Confessional: She likes… Me?
Brittany Confessional: I don't care what they say. Ash is going home tonight. A whole bunch of boys can't just tell me what to do!
Aaron Confessional: Next time on, The Bachelor. Gabriel finally realizes Brittany's undying love for him. But will this be enough to get him to make a move?
…..
"Why do we always end up talking to each other?" Ash asked Joy.
Joy Confessional: Plot progression?
They were sitting in the kitchen. Joy was pouring herself a glass of juice. Ash was rambling again. "Anyway, about what you said last night. What do you know?" Joy shrugged, continuing to pour juice. Ash raised an eyebrow. "Just tell me, jesus. It's hard not knowing."
Joy took a sip of her juice. She looked down at the glass and then, without warning, turned it over so its contents spilled out onto the floor below. "There's a plant down there." she explained. Ash gave her a weird look.
"Okay listen, I don't care. Stop it with all this weird shit. What do you know?" Ash demanded again, his tone this time more aggressive. Joy gave him a blank look. "Alright fine, don't tell me. Sucks for you. You probably would've liked to know who my alliance is voting out but I just won't tell you now."
Without a word, Joy walked away, leaving juice-laced footprints in her path. Aria came running past Joy and slipped on the juice she'd left, crashing onto the floor. Ash howled with laughter.
"Shut up." Aria told him with an irritated look. "Did you do this?"
"Nah, weird girl did." Ash replied.
"That could literally be any of the girls here." she continued. "Look, just vote Aurora tonight, okay? She's going around telling people to vote you out."
"Fair." Ash sighed.
Aria Confessional: Why am I saving this kid's ass? Cause everyone hates him, that's why! He's a bigger target than me, and that's all that matters.
Ash Confessional: Honestly, at this point, it's fair that they're targeting me. Maybe I'm being melodramatic- big word for me, I know- but I think I've been a jerk. If I go home tonight, I'll get what's coming to me.
…..
"Hello campers!" Aaron greeted as the scene refocused on the campfire. "Y'all know the drill. It's vote time!" he yelled. Everyone was sitting down on their classic campfire seats, waiting for their turn to vote.
"Hold on Aaron." Dana paused him.
"Um, dude, it's my time to shine." Aaron protested. "Sit down."
"No, just, everyone." Dana addressed her fellow contestants. "Look, I don't know about you, but I feel like when people harass us we have the right to stand up to them." She glanced at Ash. "And if you sincerely believe that maintaining alliances is more important than getting rid of toxicity then I pity you." She stole a look at Brittany, who averted her gaze to the ground.
"Oh shut up, isn't this coming from Arnold's hot sister?" Friedrich pointed out. "You wouldn't keep talking if you weren't immune."
"Shut up. Stop compensating for your tiny dick with misogyny." Aurora interrupted. "Dana is right."
"Oh look who's taking a stand." Friedrich spat. "And I don't-"
"Yes you do." Aria shot him down. Friedrich frowned.
"You're being toxic by telling people to vote me out in a speech." Ash claimed, standing up to face Dana. "Do you think I'm trying to be mean to people? Do you think I want to be like this? Hell, I'm only cocky and rude because otherwise I feel attacked!" Everyone fell silent. "Fuck, vote me out if you want, I don't care anymore." Ash sat down.
"Ash, I-" Seven started, only to sneeze.
"Now's not the time." Eclipse hushed her. Ash stared at the ground.
"Well, that was sure something!" Maddie announced. She had taken Aaron's place at the podium. "Anyway, it's time to see who burns alive the sl-"
"WILL YOU STOP STEALING MY SPOTLIGHT?" Aaron yelled, chasing her back to her seat. "That's it. We are voting, right now."
…..
"Alright, I finally have the votes. You all know the drill." Aaron opened. "I can't wait to get rid of another one of you after what that fiasco was. They really need to up my pay."
"Excuse me, up your pay?" Ashley called from offscreen.
"Safe are…" Aaron trailed off.
"Dana."
"Jason."
"Friedrich."
"Eclipse."
"Brittany."
"Gabriel."
"Seven."
"And Maddie. All of you received no votes." Aaron glared at Maddie. The campers looked around, slightly confused. "Other people safe are…"
"Joy."
"Aria." Aria caught her coin, looking around suspiciously. "Okay, Aurora and Ash, you two are the two with the most votes. Once the votes are read, one of you is out." Aaron declared.
"I'm sorry guys." Ash announced. Seven gave a weak smile.
"Could've said that earlier." Aurora puffed.
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"Ash." Aaron announced. "You have the same amount of votes as Aurora. It's a tie vote, 5-5."
"What?" everyone yelled in shock.
"How did…" Eclipse stammered.
"And you know what? I don't care anymore. I'm just sending both of you home." Aaron said defiantly. The contestants erupted in protest. "Because it's my show. I make the rules."
"God damn it. I'm so worthless." Aurora cursed herself as Dana walked up.
"No you aren't, girl. You're amazing. You helped me." Dana reassured her. Aurora looked to her new friend.
"I got what was coming to me." Ash sighed, looking for his alliance members to come wish him away. Instead, Aria turned her back, walking away. Friedrich and Jason just gave him a little wave. Brittany had tears running down her face as she mouthed "I'm sorry". The only person coming down to say goodbye was:
"Seven." Ash said. She stood in front of him, her eye shining in the moonlight. "I'm-"
"You don't need to say anything." she whispered. Taking her hand, she started unwrapping the bandages on her face, offering Ash a glimpse at her real appearance. Her face was pale and rosy. Ash stood stunned.
"Thanks Seven." he said with a smile. "And I'm still so-"
"Hey we're on a schedule here!" Aaron yelled as Chef picked Ash up, hoisting him with Aurora onto the dock, tears still streaming down Aurora's face. "There's two of you, so have fun rowing your way away!" he yelled as Chef threw them both into a tiny dingy, complete with oars. "Will people stop stealing my thunder? Find out next time on-"
"UWU (^*_*)^." Maddie lept on camera.
"GOD DAMN IT."
Votes:
-Friedrich: Adios Aurora. Hey that was like, assonance and shit. Dope.
-Aurora: Toxicity needs to be removed. I just can't stand boys that walk all over you like this. Bye Ash.
-Aria: Aurora. Duh. Is there really anything else to say?
-Seven: I just can't bring myself to vote Ash. I guess… Joy.
-Maddie: Uhhh what's that guy's name? Ape? Am? Ace? Ace! That's it. I vote Ass.
-Ash: Aurora.
-Eclipse: Finally it's time to dispose of the real trash! Bye bye, Ash!
-Brittany: I have to do this. I have to make a move somehow, and Aurora is right! Ash it is.
-Joy: Aria. It'll probably be funny to see the look on her face.
-Dana: If Ash isn't gone so help me I will smite Aaron.
-Jason: Aurora. Dope? Dope.
-Gabriel: Seeya Aurora. Anyone who tries to manipulate Brittany is no friend of mine.
Totals:
Aurora- 6
Ash- 6
Aria- 1
Joy- 1
Notes:
Shoutout coronavirus for giving me the time to write this. In all seriousness, I'm definitely going to try to update more since I have nothing else to really do right now. Maybe I'll finish the story soon. Who knows?
Oh man. Both of these characters were hard to eliminate, and that's the issue when you guys send in such good characters! I felt like both these guys had run their course with their story arcs, though I definitely could have kept them for much longer. Thanks to Seven Alice for sending Ash in, and thanks to HashtagJustMonika for sending Aurora in!
-Marth24
