March-twelfth he died. I smiled
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"He died. I smiled." Seth said.
One of the small children in the circle around him said "man you're the coolest person ever! When I grow up I'm gonna be an adventurer just like you!"
"Thanks, now I'm gonna tell you of one of my earlier adventures." Seth said. "It was a dark night and a Coulter—a friend of mine—woke me up. He told me we had to go get one of the artifacts now. That is the artifacts that close one of the most deadly prisons in the world." Collective gasps went through Seth's audience.
"We set off for the cursed grove. In that grove lied s revenant that froze anyone with a terrific amount of fear. Me and Coulter we're stuck! Coulter shoved a thing in my mouth that made a cocoon around me. I then got swallowed by a demon! And came right out the other end! Next me and my sis stole the key from a blix who had betrayed us all, and I went in the grove alone after drinking straight courage potion. I went to that grove and showed them I meant buisness. We battle back and forth. Partied and lunged. Why that revenant almost got a fatal swipe at me but I said no. I broke his arm and then his neck. Picked out the nail I did. And because of that touch It was the start of me becoming a shadow charmer. A demon named Graulus made it official. I killed him." The kids were so entranced in Seth's story they didn't see Kendra come in.
"You must have had some courage potion recently." Kendra said. Seth turned to her and quickly ushered the kids out.
"Why you ruining my fun? I'm recalling my glory days."
"Seth your 60."
"Darn straight I am."
*and this is where we start touching the really weird prompts.*
March-thirteenth gutless
(Seth being a picky eater but makes gross concoctions and downs them all. He starts eating like an animal and his mom has to tell him to stop being an animal. He counters by saying "mammals are animals right? Humans are mammals. Therefore by default I'm an animal."
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"I'm not eating this." Seth said as he poked at the lasagna on his plate.
"You haven't even tried it." Tanu said.
He poked at it more "have you seen this?"
"Seth just eat it." Kendra said.
"No I'm gonna go make myself some ramen!" Seth declares, so he did.
"Chug! Chug! Chug!" The satyrs cheered. Seth downed the strange concoction filled with who knows what. The satyrs had made it for him.
It tasted so bad Seth almost puked it out. He use however spit it out. "Eww what did you put in this?"
Doren started counting on his fingers as he went through the list "eggs—raw of course—, artichokes, milk, popcorn, salt, and cottage cheese." That would explain the texture.
"Come on Seth man up it wasn't that bad." Newel encouraged.
"Alright round two let's do this." Seth said as Doren handed him the next glass.
On round three Kendra came in to see what they were doing. She promptly told him that was disgusting and he'd die from that. He responded by telling her she was gutless.
This time, dinner was steak, much to Seth's enjoyment. He started shoving it in his mouth, eating it with his mouth open, and making strange growling noises.
"Seth's stop your acting like an animal." Ruth told him.
"Mammals are animals right?" Seth said. Everyone nodded "humans are mammals right?" More nods, no one knew where this was going. "So therefore by default in an animal!"
Seth continued eating.
*guess what? Our foreign exchange students had to be sent home. You can not take the sassy Asian man out of the house. You just can't.*
