Author Notes: Hey guys, sorry about the delay, I was dealing with a insane troll over on Webnovel.
The dude didn't like something and I tried to politely tell him I was not interested in his idea's, then he proceeded to spam my reviews with low ratings, spam my comment sections in specifically the first few chapter so new readers will turn away from reading it, and then the troll spammed everyone who reviewed my novel.
Sometimes when you walk away from a fight, you only encourage others to push things further, and this troll is attempting to push away new readers.
Why does this annoy me? I write this fanfic for enjoyment, and all the positive comments and real constructive criticism from you guys have motivated me to write more and more.
So, it makes me sad to see new readers get pushed away because someone threw a tantrum when they did not get their toy. I myself have turned down multiple novels due to seeing reviews like this troll.
I don't wish to let it get to me, but it does, and it has impacted my writing, here is what I was able to get out. I will try for a better chapter tomorrow, thank you to everyone who enjoys my fanfic, and thank you to all the reviewers who wrote positive things! You guys are awesome!
"Somebody speaking."
'Somebody thinking.'
"Spells" and "Messages"
"Alerts."
Disclaimer: I do not own harry potter, solo leveling, overlord, bleach, akame ga kill, danmachi, pokemon, one-piece, CCG, Toriko, or any other anime/novel/manga that I may use.
Previously:
I said it as a joke, but it seems I awoke their animal instincts, their eyes lit up with desire.
'Well, it does sound kind of fun.'
Present:
Hogwarts Year 1 Part 2
Peru, Amazon Rainforest:
"RRAAWWRRR! I WILL KILL YOU ALL! FUCK YOU NATURE AND YOUR MOSQUITOES!" (Magus)
"Would you be quiet already! It's your own damn fault that you didn't prepare correctly." (Yoru)
I looked at my girls through my blood-crazed eyes, and I couldn't argue with Yoru's point.
We came to the jungle in our birthday suits, got the general area to search for, and proceeded to race through the trees and have animalistic sex every now and then.
The only problem was…my girls covered their bodies with their element while running to keep off insects, and I forgot to!
'I may have an increased healing rate thanks to the phoenix, but! That does not mean that getting your dick bitten by a mosquito is a pleasant experience!'
'Breath in' *huff* 'Breathe out' *huff* 'Think of happy place – Akame's smile' *huff*
"Ok, I'm good." (Magus)
"Akame's smile?" (Bella)
"Akame's smile." (Magus)
"Hm?" (Akame)
Akame cutely tilted her head in confusion, and Bella and I proceeded to glomp her and pet her, she never fights it.
Yoru came over.
"As therapeutic as it is to show Akame affection, we are near our destination." (Yoru)
It took us a few hours, but we reached close to the Amazon border for Peru and Brazil. A lot of areas around here are hot spots for mana and create their own unique zones that are inaccessible to muggles.
Places like El Dorado, which was just a summer home for a rich and powerful witch, was placed in one of these areas, and it started the legend of a city of gold over in Columbia.
"We have already passed a lot of magical animals and plants I have never heard of before. This rainforest is an extraordinary place. If you girls see anything you want to add to our island, feel free to grab them." (Magus)
"I liked those glowing fauna we passed. They remind me of that movie from your memories, 'Avatar' with the giant blue people." (Bella)
"Grab em and tag em." (Magus)
"I saw some venus fly trap type of plant that stayed still but snapped at anyone who came to close. We could set them up on the perimeter of wherever our mansion is for an extra line of defense, and to mess with people for fun." (Yoru)
"I love it! Take em." (Magus)
"Jewel meat…." (Akame)
I quickly grabbed Akame before she could run off.
"No Akame, no running around in a magical rainforest looking for mythical magic elephants. We are on the wrong continent anyway." (Magus)
"But….but…." (Akame)
Yoru and Bella joined the impromptu hug.
"Let's search for some special animal to hunt." (Bella)
"Yeah! I saw some kind of magic boar on the way here." (Yoru)
"Mn, boar meat sounds good." (Akame)
'*Phew* We almost lost Akame there.'
"Ok, I saw some fruit trees, but they are mana enriched, I want to take some of them back to the island and experiment with them a bit." (Magus)
"The tree's or the fruit seed's?" (Yoru)
"The tree's of course, I have an inventory, and I am not afraid to use it." (Magus)
We quickly split up and grabbed what we wanted.
Bella got the cool glowing fauna, Yoru got a couple of those magic venus fly traps bundled in rope, I stuffed a couple trees in my inventory, and Akame was cooking her boar over a flame….
"Akame! Don't eat it now!" (Magus)
"Meat is meant to be eaten!" (Akame)
"*Sigh* Let's have a lunch break." (Magus)
One delicious boar meat lunch later with the leftovers and other items stored, we continued to our primary objective.
"Do you think that's it?" (Bella)
"Unless there is an angler fish on land, I think that's it." (Yoru)
"I have to agree." (Magus)
"Mn." (Akame)
We were standing at the base of a small hill. At the top was a giant plant with rainbow shining fruit hanging from its crown.
"We only need one to grow our own, but let's see if we can take the whole thing. I don't really want to wait to grow a new one." (Magus)
"Well, we are naked, so the Nifflers won't want anything from us and shouldn't become violent as long as they don't think we are trying to take their stuff." (Yoru)
"Ohohoho~ (AN: tsundere ojou-sama laugh), I will deal with the Nifflers." (Bella)
"Eliminate?" (Akame)
"Nah, Bella is fired up for this one, she even got the Ojou-Sama laugh going." (Magus)
While Bella stepped forward, I did what any good husband does when their wife goes off to slaughter innocent platypus creatures.
I pulled out some lawn chairs and a couple drinks.
"Did you bring the popcorn?"
"Yup! I stored a mountain load for these situations."
I set out three chairs, but we ended up in just one, so I enlarged it and had our drinks and popcorn float next to us.
"Ah, this is the life."
Sitting naked in the amazon rainforest with your two beautiful eternal wives, having some snacks, and watching your third eternal wife transform into a giant lioness and go Godzilla on a bunch of small creatures.
"Should we feel bad about this?" (Yoru)
"Are you talking about Bella's rampage or your foot that keeps rubbing me and getting me hard?" (Magus)
"Hmm~ Both I guess?" (Yoru)
"Bad kitty." (Akame)
"As much as I love you Yoru, I think Akame is right. Let's wait until we are done here." (Magus)
"Fine~~" (Yoru)
I appeased her by petting her. Once a cat like her starts, she doesn't stop until she is fully satisfied.
We turned back to Bella in her Animagus form.
The Nifflers somehow got shiny objects as weapons.
"Are those…metal wands?" (Magus)
"Why would metal wands exist?" (Yoru)
"I think they are supposed to be spears?" (Akame)
"Look at that one! It just jumped off a tree and did a somersault before stabbing Bella in the leg with his stick weapon thing." (Yoru)
"It's like they are filming a monster movie drama film." (Magus)
"And then the fire nation attacked." (Akame)
"*pft* I believe it should be poison nation." (Yoru)
"Lion nation?" (Magus)
"There is only one lion, how about the feline nation?" (Yoru)
"Yes! And then, the feline nation attacked!" (Magus)
"Ohhh, they are making a team attack." (Akame)
"They look like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." (Magus)
"That one has a bandana!" (Yoru)
"Wait…..what weapon is that one using?" (Magus)
"Nunchucks." (Akame)
"I think you should make them shadows. They would be really entertaining." (Yoru)
"If there is anything left, look at Bella, she has gone into a rage." (Magus)
"Should we stop her?" (Yoru)
"No, when we crave blood, we should let it out, or we will be frustrated for a while." (Akame)
'When Akame says it, I think I should just let it happen, let's just cuddle and enjoy the live movie.'
~ 20 Minutes Later ~
"You little shits think you can best me! Your teamwork is nothing in front of me!" (Bella)
After Bella killed the little guys, she started ranting at their corpses.
"Ok, I have seen enough, now she is using villain lines that will revive the good guys with magical NAKAMA power." (Magus)
I approached Bella and wrapped my arms around her.
"Love, it's over, please stop trying to revive them with the power of friendship." (Magus)
"*Pft* Did I go that far? Sorry, their showy attacks were getting on my nerves." (Bella)
Yoru and Akame came and joined the hug to calm Bella down.
"You went full villain there for a sec, you don't go full villain." (Yoru) (AN: Tropic Thunder!)
"Mn, full villain, but do you feel better?" (Akame)
"I do, I suddenly feel sympathy for the few villains who were just trying to make their lives better without harming anyone and then heroes showed up to declare them evil and took them down with endless and impossible stamina and asspull power-ups." (Bella)
"Is it because they kept getting back up?" (Magus)
"YES! Why did they keep getting back up! I paralyzed them like ten times! They just kept muttering to each other and getting up! That one old one said something that looked like a last will speech, and then it dove headfirst into my poisonous tail's mouth! I didn't even attack them to kill!" (Bella)
Bella started crying from feeling like the bad guy. In all fairness, she just wanted to take out her aggression, not actually hurt them beyond paralyzing and making them hallucinate for a few minutes.
Just enough for us to grab the tree and leave. But they never stopped.
Yoru, Akame, and I finished an entire tub of popcorn watching the suspenseful drama action movie.
We spent a few minutes calming Bella down and being affectionate with her.
"Ok, what do you girls think? Should I try making them shadows?" (Magus)
"Try it out and see if they have a useful ability, if not, then you can let them go." (Bella)
"Thank you for being considerate." (Magus)
"Hmph, I just don't want them to die for no reason." (Bella)
Bella got glomped by Yoru and Akame.
"Aww~ Tsundere Bella is adorable!" (Yoru)
"Mn, Adorable." (Akame)
I enjoyed the scene and saved it to my memory like a picture.
'I should always remember these moments.'
"Extract."
[Shadow Summon Group Gained]
"Group? This is new."
The girls jumped on me, and we checked the [Alert].
[Alert:
New Shadow Summon Group Gained:
Race: Niffler
Description: A Niffler is a long-snouted and black-furred platypus-like rodent creature with a deep pouch for storing treasures. They have an affinity for shiny objects and metals, and they are a skilled treasure hunter.
This group of four brothers was gathered under the tutelage of a master ninja Niffler. They each use a unique weapon, and they are useless if not used all together. Together, that will never stop to complete a mission. They are the TMNP – Teenage Mutant Ninja Platypus's.
Abilities:
Treasure Hunter: This group has inborn senses to find hidden treasure. (Warning: Unless specified, they will search for what they define as treasure.)
Thief: No wall stands in between this unit and their treasure. Any crack or crevice can be used to slip through.
Storage: This unit has a small storage space in its pouch. (Warning: the space cannot hold over a certain amount, and all items will not be retained if the shadow is destroyed.)
Unique Ability: Combination Attack: when attacking together, this group can unleash a powerful combination. (Warning: Dramatic music and showy movements increase the effectiveness of this attack.)
Note from grandma: Where did you find these guys? I read their memories and added that unique ability lol.
P.S. The system is 100% mine now, your father has to ask me permission to use it. Love you guys! ]
'Why do I feel like I already have a headache? I already have Bron and my owl, and these guys scream 'pain in the ass.''
"It doesn't surprise me that grandma gained control." (Bella)
"Same, she is a force of nature." (Yoru)
"I swear that she uses her form for shits and giggles." (Magus)
"Mn, I like it, I think it fits her." (Akame)
"I can't argue with that." (Magus + Yoru + Bella)
We mulled over that for a minute before turning to the tree.
"Want to eat one?" (Magus)
"Yes!" (The girls)
"Ok, let's store it and go home, I think I will join Gol and Sil in the kitchen for this one."
*Line Break*
The year progressed smoothly from there.
I went to some classes and disappeared from sight whenever a swarm of fangirls formed.
Interestingly enough, all my fear of getting caught by the fans drove me to use my space divinity to recreate a bastardized version of the Shunshin no Jutsu.
I prefer to shadow travel, but I can't do that in front of others, so I created the Jutsu and swap places with things so I can shadow travel to my destination. It's an excellent backup for situations where there are very few shadows.
I got along with the professors, and I even gave Dumbledore a large bag of candy with random magical effects to smooth over our first meeting.
He fell in love with them, and now you might see the great leader of the light walking down a hall, and suddenly his skin will turn green, and he will shout "FOR THE HORDE!" and proceed to run at full speed down the halls.
The candy is not genuinely harmful, it just temporarily alters the body slightly and gives them a mental suggestion, they have full control of not doing it if they really don't want to.
Snape has been…..Smiling! The students have been extremely jumpy around him because of how weird it is.
I can't really stand up for him without explaining the situation, and I don't really want to as well, it was just a spontaneous decision.
I have been randomly popping up on Flitwick, even when I don't have his class. We talked about it, and as long as meals and private areas are off-limits and that we don't completely interrupt when we have important things to do. A surprise attack or two and then leaving is perfectly acceptable.
Here is an example of us meeting in the halls:
Flashback:
I was walking in the halls an hour before lunch with the Weasley twins.
"You have got to." (Fred)
"Tell us." (George)
"How you." (Fred
"Pulled off that prank." (George)
"Ok, ok, sheesh, I will tell you if you stop talking to me like that, you know what a balloon is, right?"
They nodded.
"Well, I filled a bag with helium, then I made the bag invisible, and then I used a spell to release it a few feet next to him and only in Quirrell's direction. He inhaled it without noticing a difference, and the result was as you saw." (Magus)
We all shared a good laugh at that, Quirrell with an Alvin, and the chipmunk's voice was hilarious.
Just then, my danger senses (AN: Spidy senses) tingled. I stopped and looked around my area before I saw a shadow, I dove forward, surprising the twins, and where I was standing was an ax imbedded in the ground.
"Ha-Ha, you never expected a goblin to take the high ground, did you?" (Flitwick)
"I'll admit, it never occurred to me to try looking up." (Magus)
"You still have much to improve on." (Flitwick)
"Let's let our blades do the talking!" (Magus)
"That's the spirit!" (Flitwick)
After our short chunni dialogue, we attacked.
I pulled out my knives hidden in my sleeves and attacked.
We danced in a fast-paced movement with our blades meeting and steel ringing.
He attacked, I dodged or diverted.
I attacked, he blocked or dodged.
The twins just stood there with wide-open mouths.
Flitwick and I caught the sound of footsteps coming closer, and we rushed over to the twins.
McGonagall turned the corner to see the four of us talking like it was just a typical day. Well, Flitwick and I were talking, and the twins had their backs turned, so their confused expressions were hidden.
"What do you think about that idea for a charm Professor?" (Magus)
"It's brilliant! We should test it out and see if it works better than the original." (Flitwick)
McGonagall seemed pleased and walked away.
Our conversation stopped as soon as she left.
"It was a draw this time." (Flitwick)
"That makes it 64 wins 27 ties and 31 loses with me leading." (Magus)
"I was just out of shape in the beginning!" (Flitwick)
"Keep telling yourself that." (Magus)
"You want to go Magus!?" (Flitwick)
"Bring it Flitwick!" (Magus)
We jumped back into another match. Meanwhile, the twins were extremely confused and left there.
A lonely wind blew behind them.
Flashback End.
I also stopped by Hagrid's hut a couple times to see the big guy.
Flashback:
(AN: I am not giving Hagrid and accent; I don't remember him enough to get it right.)
I was sitting in Hagrid's hut, having tea, and feeding the muffins, aka. Bricks, to a Direwolf shadow without Hagrid seeing it.
"So, Hagrid, I took a few trips in the woods myself, do you have any issues with the Acromantula?" (Magus)
"Ohh, yeah, vicious things those ones are, they attack every other living being. I usually have to run from them." (Hagrid)
"You haven't tried to attack them?" (Magus)
"Ahh, Magus, you might not know this, but I had my wand confiscated years ago, and I am not much for physical fighting." (Hagrid)
"There is no problem with that, but why didn't you use other weapons?" (Magus)
"Like what? A bow and arrow won't do me much good against the likes of them." (Hagrid)
"Do you know what guns are?" (Magus)
"You mean like those muskets that Muggle Studies speak of?" (Hagrid)
"Hagrid, my man, we are going to get you, a shotgun!" (Magus)
This was the moment that changed Hagrid's life, the guy lost a lot of self-confidence after his wand was taken, now he has a new weapon of choice. RIP to those who anger this half-giant.
Flashback End.
And finally, I brought my girls to meet my first friend in Hogwarts.
*Line Break*
"So, your friend is going to meet us here in the Room of Requirements?" (Bella)
"Yup! She was really excited to meet you girls." (Magus)
"We finally get to meet this mysterious friend, can you tell us her name now?" (Yoru)
"Well, there's no harm in it, she is already here." (Magus)
We turned toward the chair I summoned, and on it was a less than a one-foot tall little girl with fairy wings.
"This, is lady Hogwarts, Lady, meet my wives, Bella, Yoru, and Akame." (Magus)
"Hi! I have been wanting to meet big brothers' wives for a while now! He talks about you three all the time!"
"Wait, what?" (Bella)
"She is adorable!" (Yoru)
"Mn." (Akame)
Bella tried to understand the situation while Yoru and Akame gave up and just started hugging and cooing over Hogwarts. I won't lie, I did the same thing when I met her.
"Magus?"
"Hm? Oh, right, I got lost in my memories for a second.
When I came here to get a few things from the Room of requirements like rare books and accumulated gold, I wondered if the castle consciousness ever formed.
Tom told me it was planned from hundreds of years ago, so I asked to meet her, and she appeared in a really worn-out state.
It turns out that she was born centuries ago from the vast accumulation of students in the halls, and she developed an innocent but wise personality.
Every headmaster was told to funnel a portion of the castles mana that it gets from its multiple lay lines into the hearthstone so that Hogwarts can protect itself and the students adequately.
The headmaster before Dumbledore stopped doing it because he wanted the extra energy for his magic experiments and never told Dumbledore about it.
The result was that Hogwarts grew weaker with every year, and the Acromantula in the forest took that as a sign to invade.
Hogwarts has been using the wards to fight off their invasion all this time by herself."
I stopped when I saw my girls tearing up and huddled up around Hogwarts.
"And then, big brother came and helped me!" (Hogwarts)
'Ah, that innocent smile heals my lazy soul.'
"*cough* I admit I wasn't entirely sure what I was doing, but I managed to change things back to how they used to be before that headmaster. And then I took the mission to help clear out the spiders who refused to back away.
Apparently, they acted like dumb trolls and refused to back down even though Hogwarts never tried to really hurt them." (Magus)
"They must have really wanted to change the land into their own image." (Bella)
"Yeah! I am Hogwarts! I don't listen to smelly trolls like those stupid spiders!" (Hogwarts)
(AN: That's right, I adapted my annoyance with trolls into the dialogue.)
"Did you ever find out where the extra power was going?" (Yoru)
"I think so, you know how every founder was supposed to have a secret space?"
"Like the room of requirement for Ravenclaw and the chamber of secrets for Slytherin?" (Akame)
"Yup! Well, the last headmaster apparently found Hufflepuff's space, it was a healing chamber underneath the infirmary that had a pool with a medicinal liquid that could heal just like phoenix tears.
The past headmaster used the pool for a ritual and has been trying to remake his body into an immortal.
If left unchecked, he would have risen in another two decades and been the most powerful wizard for years to come."
"So, what did you do?" (Yoru)
"I did the logical thing. I pulled the plug and watched him slowly die. Then I burned him with fiendfire, took the ash, and stuffed it into a jar before jumping over to the Veil in the DoM and tossed it in."
I got three pairs of deadpanned looks and one smile.
"What?! I'm not taking any chances. I left zero openings for some zombie to rise up and seek revenge. I put that flag down waaayyy before it could begin."
I got eye rolls in response.
"The most important thing I am getting from all this is that getting rid of the spiders will help this cutie here." (Yoru)
"*sigh* yes, yes it will."
'Sometimes, I forget that I ramble.'
"Good, let's go exterminate them."
"Eliminate."
"Wait! Weren't we going to rest today."
Akame came over and whispered something in my ear.
I perked up and changed my tune.
"Nevermind, the one with the least kills today has to accept a dare! AND NO CROSSING THE LINE THIS TIME! My memory is still hazy from that sky diving date of ours."
Bella and Yoru exchanged amused glances.
"Fine~~" (Yoru + Bella)
"You can do it big brother and sisters!"
Hogwarts flew up and lifted her hands in the air to show her enthusiasm.
The sight lit an inferno in our eyes.
The spider blood will flow like rivers tonight.
End of year 1.
Author notes: sorry for cutting it off there, but I lost a lot of time today thanks to that troll spamming me.
Anyway, I will probably write some more slice of life/adventure/comedy scenes for the summer period and jump into the next year.
I want to make the years funny without dragging them out too much. Tell me what you guys like best for this period of time, slice of life, action, adventure, comedy. I'm kind of jumping around here.
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Elder scrolls Naruto by Myumara - A great OC MC being reborn in the hidden village of the mist. It was dropped, but it made it pretty far into the novel. OC x Mei Terumi.
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