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Chapter 25: Aomine's Wife
Aomine caught the bundle shoved against his chest. Their boss stabbed a finger at the pair.
"Control your wife," he scolded.
"Don't point aggressively at him," Aomine said batting the finger.
"He nearly got hurt!"
"How so?"
"Who in their right mind tries to scale the wall in the gym to get to the windows to get a ball down?! No one but your insane wife! Teach him to be more aware of his wellbeing!"
"Kagami," Aomine said seriously and innocent red eyes peered at him. "Use a ladder," he chided chopping his head lightly with his hand.
"But it was faster my way," he insisted.
"Yes yes of course but it's dangerous."
"No it's not i…"
"I'll be sad if you get hurt," Aomine added.
"Fine," he pouted making their boss facepalm and the students in the history class laugh.
"This is why you're called his wife Kagami-sensei you give into him too easily," a student piped up.
"I'll be sad if Daiki is sad," Kagami pouted making everyone scream internally at how cute he was.
Ever since Aomine had transferred to their school to teach he and their angel of a gym teacher were close friends. They acted like a married couple they were so close and adorable around each other. So the joke about Kagami being Aomine's wife started. He gave into Aomine easily, cooked for him, nagged him, gave him affection, teased him, spent time with him, helped him out when needed, was protective over him, took care of him, and looked at him like he hung the moon. Aomine was kind to Kagami, watched out for him, didn't let him do dangerous things, was affectionate with him, was over protective, brought him sweets, fixed things for him, scared perverts off, held him when he was sad, gave in to his puppy eyes, and played with him. Kagami loved to play around and enjoyed it more when he was teased back.
Aomine petted the angel amused at his reasoning for listening. He was so sweet he could give someone diabetes just from being within six feet of them. Kagami squirmed away after a moment then kissed Aomine's cheek before scampering off to do Lord knows what. Their boss facepalmed at his cuteness.
"Aomine," he sighed.
"I got it," he laughed. "I'll get him to tone down the dangerous stunts don't worry."
"Good. I would die if that angel got hurt in any way."
He left the room and Aomine went back to teaching amused at how much everyone loved the redhead. He was the school favorite and no one disliked him. Which was why all hell broke loose when Kagami showed up to work with an arm in a sling and stitches under his right eye.
"AOMINE-SENSEI," a student screeched rushing into first period. "YOUR WIFE SHOWED UP WITH A DISLOCATED SHOULDER AND STITCHES IN HIS FACE!"
Aomine found his feet hitting the ground rapidly. His heart lurched into his gut when he spotted him coaching his class. He ran to him and grabbed him by the waist.
"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!"
"Ah….I was doing yard work for Kise when the limb I was cutting fell wrong and knocked me off the ladder. I managed to catch a branch though before it hit the ground that's why my shoulder dislocated. From the sudden force. A branch scratched my face on the way down. Kise cried the whole time at the ER it was annoying. But he felt really guilty so I dealt with it. He kept muttering about how Akashi was going to kill him though," he explained.
"He should be worried about me killing him," Aomine seethed.
"But Akashi is scarier than you," Kagami insisted.
"That murder midget is not scarier than me," Aomine exclaimed.
"Don't call him a murder midget he'll kill you!"
"That would be proving my point!"
"Daiki," he whined. "I don't want you dead!"
"And I don't want you hurt! No more favors to Kise! I'll end up killing him!"
"I don't want Kise dead even if he's a crybaby he is still my friend," he pouted.
"Then no more working on trees for him," he seethed.
"Fine," he huffed.
"Good," Aomine said relaxing.
Kagami realized how worried he must have been. He ran all the way to the gym for him, his blue eyes were concerned, frown on his lips, and tense stance. Kagami scooted closer and wrapped an arm around him plopping his face into his shoulder. Aomine moved his hands from his waist to his shoulder and petted his shaggy hair.
"Sorry to worry you. I'll be more careful," Kagami murmured.
"I very highly doubt that. I've been trying to get you to be careful for months now and you still end up getting into some sort of trouble or hurt."
"But I really do try to be careful," he pouted.
"Your version of careful is not my version you nutcase," Aomine sighed amused.
"What's your version?"
"Not climbing things, balancing on narrow objects, chasing muggers, or tree work," he listed off the incidents Kagami has gotten into in the past.
"Not gonna happen," Kagami deadpanned then laughed when Aomine swatted him.
"Would you at least try to be more reasonable?!"
"No," he said after a moment of pondering it then ran away laughing when Aomine went to smack him.
"THAT'S WIFE ABUSE AOMINE-SENSEI," a student cried.
"DON'T HIT YOUR WIFE THAT'S MEAN!"
"RUN KAGAMI-SENSEI! DON'T LET YOUR MEAN HUSBAND CATCH YOU!"
"I WANT A DIVORCE," Kagami cheered.
"I'LL SHOW YOU A DIVORCE," Aomine laughed trying to catch him.
"YOU'RE TOO VIOLENT FOR MY TASTE THIS MARRIAGE IS OVER!"
"IT'S OVER WHEN I SAY IT'S OVER YOU LITTLE BRAT! NOW GET BACK HERE SO I CAN TEACH YOU A LESSON!"
"NO WAY," Kagami squealed dodging his hands and hid behind some students.
Aomine laughed bulldozing through them and grabbing him. Kagami swept his legs but Aomine dragged him down and rolled on top of him.
"I'M CRIPPLE YOU ASSHOLE! CHEATER," he cried making everyone erupt into laughter.
"Don't dish it out if you can't handle it," Aomine laughed.
"AOMINE! STOP FLIRTING WITH YOUR WIFE AND GET TO CLASS," their boss roared entering the gym.
"HAHA," Kagami cried.
"I have to woo him again he wants a divorce I got to save our marriage," Aomine said drilling his fingers into his tummy making him screech with laughter. "They say laughter is a good way to save a marriage let's try it," he teased.
"NO WAY," Kagami cried through laughter.
"I think it is working," Aomine teased.
"IS NOT! WE'RE GETTING DIVORCED, REMARRIED, AND THEN SUPER DIVORCED," Kagami cried.
"I'll get you a kitty," Aomine bargained setting him free.
"I'll stay married to you I suppose," Kagami agreed which made the gym fill with laughter again.
"Come here cutie," Aomine laughed hugging him. "I'm glad you're feeling ok at least. Behave yourself and no more dangerous stunts! No helping others unless I'm here to help you," he said walking off.
"Ok," Kagami agreed brightly.
"You're both whipped for each other," their boss sighed.
"Shut it Hyuuga," Aomine chided.
Though he really couldn't deny it on his end at least. Maybe eventually he would work the nerve up to ask Kagami out.
I decided to give a third chapter! Because I love these dorks! Thank you for reading! I love all of you! Until next time!
