hey everybody! i hope you';re all doing well. i finally got chap 21 cleaned up for ya'll! sorry about the wait. only there was one thing in the original text I wanted to carry over to FF but it's not working! :'c when Dexter says "small" later on I originally had it in font size 9 (the rest is written in size 12) to make it stand out but apparantly ff doesn't support different font sizes huh thought they did. but i made it bold this time to make it stand out it doesn't really capture the same feel but you gotta do what you gotta do i suppose. if you want you can just imagine it being small if it makes you happy! well julysunicorn out i hope this brings a smile to your day/night/afternoon!

Chapter 20: The Whole Story

we flew back to the hospital and got both Ben AND Vilgax checked in as Vilgax's legs were snapped in half if you recall. he was taking it surprisingly well though,I asked him how he was still smiling and he just said, "because I have Ben. with him, I am unstoppable."

I thought that was very sweet if a little creepy.

Dexter tapped my shoulder and I turned around, it was Dexter.

"h, Wind." he said.

"oh... h-hi, Dexter," I said, nervous after how things had been going for us. "Dexter, listen, I-"

"it's okay," Dexter said, setting his hand on my shoulder "I want to talk all of this over with you. will you join me in the food court?"

"I exhaled a little breath out of relief. but I still kept some in, not only to keep my lungs from collapsing but also because I was still nervous he would break up with me. "uh, yeah, sure...!"

so we walked into the court of foods to court some food. well, no, that sounds pretty disgusting to be honest. (sometimes I have these horrible visons (in batim the term would be horror visions, they're these awful things that I visualize involuntarily they just enter the sanctity of my mind just like that i say. but one of them is Mikey the ninja turtle giving birth to a pizza, I already mentioned that one in another story of mine though I can't remember which, but another is the image of that obese panda from the Kung Fu Panda saga making love to a bowl of ramen. I know, I know, it's horrific. another one is Walter White (Sr.) from Breaking Bad making whoopee to a chocolate cake. so yeah it's horrible and I've spoken with my mom my grandmom a therapist my guidance counselor and even a zookeeper with a background in psychology and they all said I needed more sleep but I don't know it's kind of concerning. :c)

but then I also have struggles with envisioning people eating granola bars in front of clowns. so.

but we went in,Dexter ordered a egg salad sandwich and I ordered a burger and fries. I thought it was kind of odd he ordreed this, he normally stays away form egg salad since it gives him really awful acidic egg farts. but I don't know maybe his stomach was more robust these days?

"here, let's sit down over here," said Dexter, he sat his pretty little ass down at a table.

"uh, okay" I said and sat across from him nervos. "so, uh... what did you want to talk about?"

"well," said Decter, "can we begin with why you were on an uninhabited island having sex with a tree?"

"o" I said, immeidately stiffingen, much like Eldigde Johnosnmeyer's treecock, or Decter's own sciencecock when he looks at me. "well... uh..."

"I won't be mad,Wind," Decter said, a tear was rolling down his face. "am I... unable to satisfy you anymore?"

"wha?!" I shrieked! "no Dexter! rhat's not it at all!"

"that's... that's exactly what it is, isn't it?" Decter was crying now, his tears and snot raining over his sandwich it was gross... but he was still my boyfriend and he was suffering. "my cock isn't enough for you anymore. it's too... small..."

"no Dexter that's not it!" I cried. "your weaner feels wonderful I've always preferred amaller ones! heck even just the other day Demongo's big fat cockardoodledoo left me with an awful muscle cramp in my-"

"you slept with Demongo too?!" Dexter said, it was too late for me to do anything now his heart was breaking! "Wind! how could you have done this to me?!"

before I could say anything, Dexter shot up from the tabel and ran into the middle of the room. Lazlo was there he was setting up a microphone for that night;s poerty slam. Dexter asked for it and Lazlo said sure thing man! because he saw how upset poor Decter was. :c Decter looked at the guys by the speakers.

"hit it, boys," he said tearfully, and they immediately shot up and put on Cher Lloyd's Suherpero.

everyone in the room stopped and stared at the young Russian-sounding man performing a girl's pop tune in the middle of the food court, a lot of them thought he sounded horrific but some people cheered hooray! I had actually never heard Dexter sing before and thought he was wonderful. even Adam Young started crying he was in the room too. (I saw him in person once he sounded nothing like his albums., it kind of soured the experience :c). when Dexter finished I ran up to the stage, cyring, bright sparkling tears rolled down my cheeks as the sunlight shone on my twinkling yellow eyes.

"I only slept with them because I thought you would never wanr me back Dexter!" I cried, then couldn't help but slump in defeat. "and because... I have chlamydia."

Decter's head shot up and he looked at me in fear. or maybe shock. "... what?"

"I was... I was diagnosed with Chlamydia by Dr. Him the other day," I esplained.

"chlamydia..." Dexter's eyes bell back to the table. "oh... oh, Wind..."

"yes," I said, sniffling, my own tears filling up my vision. "but, that's not all..."

"... what is it, Windfall?" asked Decter.

"well... considering the time period when I got it..." I began,

suddenly Grantpa Mac came running into the fuud court real fast woah I didn't think he was capable of moving so quickly he's just so fat and old! "everyone! come quick! something terrible is happening outside!" he screamed!

everyone got up screaming and panicking and flooding to the fire exit. Decter and I were right there with them. as we pushed up against the bulging crowd stuck in the doorway, we looked at each other in uncertainty - of what was going on, and what was going to happen to us.