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Member: Scribe Gavin Seal
Service Number: 10034273
Date of Birth: 06-16-2246
Date of Death: Presently Serving
Place of Death: Presently Serving
Chapter: West Coast
Duty Stations: Lost Hills (Current), Den Watchpost 001, LA Watchpost 003
Areas of Research: Radio Communications, Holographic Projection Systems
Archive Submission: Audio Transcript (Frequency T83:RFL:23384473)
[Holotape recording transcribed by LH Level 3 Scribes for Archive Submission. Playable audio file unavailable through this terminal – See Senior Scribe Jonas Eckler for original holotape]
[Audio transcription of 7th East Coast authorized contact of Lost Hills since severed communications on 03-28-2276. This report was captured on 09-12-2280 at 1832]
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
God Da- Who is this? I just clocked out. Where's that damn relief anyway?
Seductive Feminine Voice Speaking
Oh?... I'm sorry. Is this "Scribe Seal" from Lost Hills? I'm new to the Comms room and was told to contact this channel for the EC-7735 status report.
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
Well, cutie. You definitely reached the right man-Er Scribe at Lost Hills. I'll take anything you want to give me, but why's your video feed non-functioning?
Seductive Feminine Voice Speaking
It got broken when we were moving equipment, but don't you worry about that. I see you, and I gotta say; I like what I see…
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
I knew it was paying off. Ever since I started working out with my buddy, Paladin Bowen, I've been feeling the results. Hard to see under these Scribe robes though…
*Feminine seductive sounds*
Seductive Feminine Voice Speaking
Well cutie, I knew I was supposed to transmit this data file, but I wasn't expecting a show. Why don't you take off some of those robes? Maybe the undertunic? I'd love to see those results.
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
Huhuhuh. Say no more…
*Shuffling sounds*
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
Wait a second! You never gave me your callsign! Who the fuck is this!?...
*Hysterical laughing sounds*
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
Fuck you, Scribe Klifton! I knew the feed wasn't broken…
*Laughing continues*
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
And how the Hell did you make your voice like that!?
Scribe Klifton Speaking
I can- I can't believe I almost got you to strip in the Comms room Hahaha! I never knew you'd be That easy!
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
I- Its been a long day.
Scribe Klifton Speaking
But, I mean!? How did that even!? Haha!
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
That almost happened with a "Scribe Yearling" one time. We were both bored and... Why the fuck did y- What do you want!?
*Laughing subsides*
Scribe Klifton Speaking
Oh man! That was too good, Haha! You ever seen one of these? Some of the boys found it when they came across a DIA cache. It'll make your voice sound like anything you want! I thought I could get you with the "Sexy dame" setting, Hahaha!
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
You're lucky you're three thousand miles away or I'd beat the ever living fuck out of you.
Scribe Klifton Speaking
Beat me with those big muscles that Paladin Bowen's been helping you with!? Hahaha!
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
Alright, alright! I was serious though, I checked out for the night ten minutes ago, so if you got something real, tell me now… If not, I'll desert the bunker, find you, and put an overcharged plasma bolt in your head.
Scribe Klifton Speaking
Ok. I was serious about the status report as well. I'm sending you the Citadel and Adams personnel status file… Okay… it's loading…
[16 idle seconds pass]
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
How much longer?
Scribe Klifton Speaking
It's at 28%... You still seem upset. Did my joke hurt you in the "feelies"? Ha!
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
It wasn't the joke… Just wish I was actually talking to a sexy new Scribe.
Scribe Klifton Speaking
Haha! You and me both, brother. Even the Scribe chicks at the Citadel want the Paladins and Knights… Bunch of knuckle draggers. Maybe we'll get some chicks with a fetish for brains in the next batch of recruits.
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
You all are still doing the recruiting thing?
Scribe Klifton Speaking
Uhhh? Yeah? Don't y- Oh wait! You all still have roots to the founders over there, right?
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
Yep.
Scribe Klifton Speaking
Aren't you worried that the next chick you shack up with might be your distant cousin or something?
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
Not currently, but the threat is always there. I've done a lot of extensive research on this topic. There were enough people who survived the exodus from Mariposa that we won't have to really worry about inbreeding for at least another couple generations.
Scribe Klifton Speaking
I can see that… But it seems sort of limiting doesn't it?
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
Only having born in members?
Scribe Klifton Speaking
Yeah. I mean, it's been over 200 years since the bombs fell, and there's a lot of smart people out there now, probably more out where you're from. Like, look at me! I came from the DC ruins and was smart enough to pull that prank on you! Haha!
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
Oh, I feel you. Thing's are just a bit crazy since we're so small an organization over here, and we're surrounded by a giant nation that wants us dead.
Scribe Klifton Speaking
Shit, man. Forgot about th- There it is! 100%!... Alright, now I just need you to generate that pass code to confirm the file connection.
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
Sure thing, that'll be… 9-9-8-3-7-3-0-0-0-2-6-4-5-3. Got it?
Scribe Klifton Speaking
…4-5-3… Done.
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
Damn! That's a big file! I'll have my team begin cataloging this in the morning… Oh, almost forgot. I was supposed to ask the East Coast Comms Officer a couple questions handed down from Elder Oslow. They're simple enough, but ready for them?
Scribe Klifton Speaking
Shoot.
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
I'm sure it's in the files, but can you give us an update on the Maxson kid. What is he, 16 now?
Scribe Klifton Speaking
Oh yeah! That kid is crazy. When we last talked a month ago, I mentioned his promotion to Paladin and ideas for leading a campaign against the uglies, right?
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
I see that in our last transcript, yes.
Scribe Klifton Speaking
Well, he just got back a week ago after successfully leading that campaign. Rest of the mutants are on the run or dispersed.
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
Okay? Anything else?
Scribe Klifton Speaking
Almost forgot… And he came back with a bunch of tech from Vault 87 that the lads downstairs been picking through… Also, he brought back a grip of those "Outcast" guys. I think there was something about a "return to the original mission?" Which is funny, because since the Lyons clan died, most of the DC zones had been doing the original mission anyway…
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
You're saying Arthur Maxson brought back the full devotion of our senior members who split?
Scribe Klifton Speaking
I suppose so? Like I said, most of the zones been operating independently, but there's just something about Maxson that sort of captures people. Enough to sway those Outcasts anyway. Oh, and! I know he's only 16, but I heard some of the chicks around here talking about what they want from him and it wasn't ladylike! That's some God Damned creepy Cougar stuff if you ask me, Haha!-
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
This is important news. Of course, I'll have to clean up the report a bit due to your "Unique" word choice-
Scribe Klifton Speaking
You love me and you know it!
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
You're a moron, haha. But this is excellent. I'll make a report for Elder Oslow at once… We'll unpack that data you sent, but is there anything the head of Citadel needs from us?
Scribe Klifton Speaking
Not us at Citadel, but I caught word from Adams asking for something… Do you have "Blimp" schematics?
[13 puzzled seconds pass]
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
What?
Scribe Klifton Speaking
I just heard that Paladin Maxson is taking charge of the Lancer Corps at Adams with plans for some "Airship" he heard about. Apparently, legends say the West Coast created airships at one point… I wouldn't be surprised if it's nonsense though. He's still young and they dream big at that age.
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
Yeah, I'll have to get back to you on that. Expect an incoming signal in the next few days. I gotta give the Elders time to sort through that data, read the Maxson report, and see if we have "Blimp" schematics for you.
Scribe Klifton Speaking
I'll be waiting… Maybe I'll do a "Three Dog" voice next time, Haha!
Scribe Gavin Seal Speaking
Who?... Never mind. This is WC-LH SATCOMM Sector, signing off.
Seductive Feminine Voice Speaking
EC-CTDL SATCOMM Sector, signing off.
[After so long without stable or loyal leadership, the events that led to the installation of the East Coast's greatest Elder will forever be memorialized by the lackadaisical conversation between two Comms Officers on opposite ends of the wasteland. This satellite transmission and the detailed East Coast files transferred were what led to the crowning, despite the non-professional nature of the ordeal. Both of the Scribes mentioned were reprimanded two weeks later. – Head Scribe Wisner (LH)]
Legacy: Scribe Gavin Seal continues to serve, research, and monitor satellite communications with distinction [Is "distinction" the right word? Consider revision – Head Scribe Wisner (LH): Confidential Revision Note Status – PUBLIC : Consider changing to PRIVATE]
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