(A/N) Eh, Chuunin proctor will do, maybe short C-rank after.

Akiko stared at the genin, smirking under her mask. Naruto looked like he was having a melt down, Sasuke looked mildly stressed, and Sakura just looked like she was bored, her test flipped over, doodling on the back.

Oh, that was cheating, and thus, a no no. She signaled to the chuunin across from her, gesturing to the one she'd noticed. He flashed a three at her.

Darn, no scaring that one yet, he hadn't been caught enough yet. Akiko glanced at a few other chuunin, gesturing to the one she'd seen. No more than the three. Now, four because of her noticing.

The mirrors on the ceiling were pushing it, but technically, it was only one cheating for the entire team. Except for the Hyuuga who clearly had his eyes running. So did the other Hyuuga in the room.

Kiba's dog was quietly barking to him, which was really pushing it, but if the others let it slide, so would she. Besides, it would be a tragedy to get that cute little Hyuuga trying to get Naruto's attention out before anything else happened.

She actually couldn't outright see Shino's cheating method, all of the bugs in the room she could see were the normal flies and mosquitos.

Speaking of which, a burst of lightning chakra zapped the one trying to suck her blood. After she made sure it wasn't an Aburame's. That would've been mean if it was. Also, she was smarter than to needlessly kill an Aburame's bug. Yes, sucking blood and leaving an itchy welt was totally unnecessary. Really, a light coating of chakra on her skin would keep the bugs away, but she didn't want to blind the poor Hyuuga with their eyes running. The other proctors were providing the same courtesy, just shooing away bugs with their clipboards, or using slight pulses of chakra to only fortify the skin where the bug had landed. Akiko was less kind to mosquitos, and the room could use less of them. Could always use less of them.

Ooo! That made five offenses! Akiko threw a kunai, after signaling the other proctors. The kunai landed deep in the kid's desk.

"You fail," Akiko said flatly. "Take your teammates and leave."

Haha! Now the kids would be either more cautious, or less cautious. The first kunai had been thrown, it would pave the way for more of them. Oh she loved playing chuunin!

Akiko tossed two more teams out by the time the last question rolled around. Oh it was so much fun to see their faces!

She waited patiently, seeing kid after kid give up and leave, the pressure, and baby KI the chuunin and Ibiki were giving off, grating on their nerves, and making them give up.

She signaled to the chuunin across from her again, counting down with her fingers and gesturing to Naruto.

When she reached one, Naruto leapt up, beginning to yell at Ibiki.

"YOU THINK YOU CAN INTIMIDATE US?" He shouted. "NOT EVEN THE BABY KI WILL DO IT!"

"He's right!" Sasuke declared, sitting back in his chair smugly. "You can't block us from chuunin exams in other villages!"

Sakura face planted on the desk, and Akiko felt her. The two were nightmares to deal with, and she wasn't even on their team. Or their sensei, who apparently really wanted to get rid of them.

Akiko snickered under her breath as she felt Anko outside of the window. Ibiki was on his 'you pass' spiel, and she was going to be early. Again.

After Anko had her introduction, she led the kids out of the door, and straight to the Forest of Death.

The actual chuunin split off, going back to whatever they had been doing. The remaining people, jounin henged as random chuunin, paired off and hid in the forest to watch the exam. They were there to pick up any unconscious bodies of the idiots that opened the scrolls too early. Didn't want all of the genin dead after all. They also grabbed and patched up genin teams on the actual verge of death, or with one member dead.

"You're Nintaimi, right?" Akiko asked the disguised jounin next to her quietly.

They nodded, smiling slightly. "Akiko, right?"

Akiko nodded. "Haven't seen you in a while, we'll have to hang out sometime."

Nintaimi nodded amicably. "When I'm not swamped with work. It's been nuts these last few days. The normal T&I nurse is pretty sick, and it's just gotta blow over, so I've been handling her work on top of my usual stuff."

Akiko winced sympathetically. "I just got back from a mission, although I guess you would know that, I saw your name on the attending nurse sheet thing."

Nintaimi nodded. "Your neck doing alright?

Akiko inclined her head, dispelling the henge from around her neck. "Been keeping them bandaged up, It's a bit itchy though."

"Any other noticed side effects?" Nintaimi continued, ever the curious medic.

Akiko shrugged, replacing the henge around her neck. "Been drinking more water, but I was a bit dehydrated anyway, so I might just be compensating."

Nintaimi glanced at the genin, who had collected scrolls, and were starting towards the gates. "Follow Team 7 loosely?"

Akiko grinned. "They're bound to leave at least one dead body behind, why not."

So, when Team 7 walked into the forest, Akiko and Nintaimi followed, keeping hidden in the trees, and hiding their chakra. Couldn't be too careful.

Akiko started snickering quietly when the very dumb Ame genin leaped out at Team 7, and were quickly defeated, or in one person's case, killed by way of Sasuke incinerating his head.

"Do they always do that?" Nintaimi asked in a hushed whisper. "Incinerate people?"

"The other two are just knocked out," Akiko pointed out, watching Team 7 leave, then hopping down to seal up unconscious genin number one, the one that had gone after Naruto.

"One moment, this one's still got lightning chakra in him, Akiko, get over here and draw it out."

Akiko crouched next to the genin, pushing at the lightning chakra, slowly drawing it out, as leaving it there would irreversibly damage the genin's nervous system.

Just as she had finished and Nintaimi had sealed away the genin, Sakura's shout rang out.

"RUN!"

They looked at each other. "Sakura wouldn't call to run unless they were really out classed." Akiko said.

"There isn't someone in this exam like that," Nintaimi continued, racing in the direction Team 7 had been going, Akiko close behind.

They arrived in time to see a barrier seal shattering as Team 7 fled.

"That's no genin!" Akiko said, pulling out a red flare.

"Nope!" Nintaimi replied, pulling out her own.

(A/N) Isn't it fun to be a chuunin? 5-6 more chapters max.