Dreams
Written by JaJaLoo
Plot: Will has a weird dream. Things in real life relate more and more to the dream, until a user dies because of it.
2004 Wentz Avenue was holding a funeral.
All the users stood around a coffin.
Jackson was standing by his record player, playing Funeral by Arcade Fire.
"Well, so long, old friend." Nicholas said. "You were a good person."
Patrick started to cry.
"WHY, OH, WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN?" he shouted.
Nemo hugged him.
"He was a good friend." Jackson said. "Rest in peace."
Wildcat picked up a shovel, and covered up the camera.
But wait, you might be asking yourself. Who died?
Well, we have to go back about three days...
It all started when the guys were waiting on Will for breakfast.
As usual, Will was always late to make things.
Last time, Will pranked the guys, so they were not leaving the table.
Will walked downstairs.
"Man alive." Jackson said. "Why are you always so late?"
"I had the strangest dream." Will said.
"Good for you." James said. "I'm hungry."
"No, first let me tell you about it. The dream was that Jackson's old history teacher came to the house this afternoon."
"Yeah, right, Will, Mr. Hettich is going to come to my house and give us a history lesson. Give me food."
Will groaned and pulled out some microwaveable pancakes.
But sure enough, things were bound to happen.
Everyone was minding their own business, when the doorbell rang.
"I'll get it." Jackson said.
He opened the door, and what he saw surprised him.
It was his old history teacher, Mr. Hettich.
"No way." Jackson said.
"Hello, Jackson. How've you been? Seems like ages." Mr. Hettich said.
"Yeah. Hi, Hettich." Jackson grumbled. "What are you doing here?"
"I'm gonna give you and your friends a history lesson. I brought the Schoolhouse Rock DVD! Remember? I'm just a bill..."
Jackson responded to this by slamming the door and locking it.
And he was not happy.
"WILL!"
Everyone was cornering Will in the living room.
"I swear, this is what I dreamed." he said.
"Yeah, you have some superpower of some sort!" Berry said. "What's your secret?"
"I have none! I think my dreams are coming to life!"
"Well, thanks to you, my old history teacher is standing on our doorway!" Jackson shouted, pulling up security footage.
Sure enough, Mr. Hettich was still there.
Will pressed a nearby button, causing the welcome mat to turn into a springboard, sending Mr. Hettich into a truck full of Sprite.
"Serves him right." Jackson said. "That was his favorite drink."
"So, Will's dreams are coming to life. As long as you don't dream anything bad, then we'll be fine with it." Nicholas said.
Sure enough, more events happened.
That same day, Nemo fell in a pit, and couldn't get out, Nicholas received two free airline tickets to the Bahamas in the mail, and Wildcat almost got blocked for almost burning down the house when cooking.
And when they cornered Will, they all got the same response.
"I couldn't control it, the dreams did."
Later on, Jackson was able to get a record for free, James got followed by The Simpsons on Twitter, Patrick got caught in a boxing match with a bear, which he lost, and Berry accidentally caused mayhem in the grocery store.
Will smirked. Things were going great.
That night, Will was asleep.
But we're going into his brain.
Two workers who looked like Will descended into a murky swamp.
"Ugh, I hate going to Will's subconscious." one said.
"Me too. Can't someone clean this dump?" the other said.
They were able to scrounge some movie reels and got back up to the top of the brain.
"Alright, guys. Load up the movies." the head Will said.
And they were all watching the movies until the next morning.
Will woke up.
"Wow. I had so many strange dreams. I wonder what they mean..." he said.
The next day, Jackson was watching the movie Bedtime Stories.
Nicholas came up to him.
"What's this movie?" he asked.
"Bedtime Stories." Jackson replied. "It's pretty funny. Adam Sandler's in it."
"Why are you watching this?"
"I noticed that the events that have been going on have had a similar plot to this movie, except it's dreams rather than stories." Jackson said. "Maybe the causes can be traced here."
Nicholas rolled his eyes.
"Or maybe it's a coincidence."
"Maybe it's that. Wanna watch?"
"Count me in." Nicholas said, sitting on the couch.
The next day, Will and Berry got in a car accident with a dude dressed as a unicorn.
"OK, pal. Just give me your insurance, and we can work this out." the guy said.
"Yeah, GEICO." Berry said.
Will said nothing.
"What are you lookin' at, creep?" the guy said.
"I dreamt I got in a car accident with a unicorn." Will said.
"Good for you." the guy said, speeding off.
Berry looked at Will.
"OK, what the heck was that?" Berry asked.
"That was part of my dream from last night." Will said.
"Oh, good lord." Berry said.
"Come on. Let's get home."
When they arrived, they saw Nicholas throwing out his mattress.
Berry and Will got out.
"What happened?" Berry asked.
"Spring blew." Nicholas said. "I sent James and Wildcat to get a new one."
"Wow." Will said.
"Let me guess, that happened too?" Nicholas asked.
"Yes. And my dream also predicted...that someone's gonna die! We have to go to the mattress store!" Will shouted.
"Shotgun!" Berry said.
They all loaded in the car and drove off.
In the mall, James and Wildcat finished in the food court.
James was still munching on a hot dog.
"This is good." James said.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. We should get to the mattresses." Wildcat said, walking off. James followed him.
Outside the mall, the car parked.
"Alright, we know the business?" Will asked.
Nicholas and Berry nodded.
"Great. To the mattress store!"
And the three ran inside.
Inside the mattress store, James and Wildcat examined a waterbed.
"You think he'd like a waterbed?" Wildcat asked.
James was standing by the door, still munching on the hot dog.
"If we get that, then it'll pop." he said, mouth full.
Wildcat looked out the window, and saw Nicholas, Will, and Berry running at high speed.
"Hey!" Wildcat said. "Nicholas joined us! Maybe he can help us!"
James turned in the direction of the door, and it slammed right in his face.
He held his nose in pain, and staggered backwards.
He tripped over a stack of pillows, landing on the waterbed.
Needless to say, he popped it, sending him flying into the ceiling.
"JAMES!" everyone shouted.
James landed on the floor with a thud and started choking.
"NO!" everyone shouted again.
Nicholas ran to his side.
"DOES ANYONE KNOW CPR?" Nicholas asked.
No one came.
"Come on, don't die on me!" Nicholas shouted, tears in his eyes.
He attempted the heimlich maneuver, but it was too late.
Nicholas put his ear to James' heart.
"No..." Will said.
Nicholas started crying.
"He's dead."
And that's how we got here.
The funeral was for James.
After a long tenure, James had died due to hot dog choking.
The funeral ended when it started to rain.
Will walked into the living room, where he put his face in his palms.
The users surrounded him.
"This is all my fault." Will said. "If I hadn't had these dreams, James would still be alive."
Nicholas hugged him.
"Hey, man. No matter what, James is still with us in our hearts." he said.
Everyone joined in and hugged Will.
And they sat there, crying.
CAST
NMMacc18 - Nicholas
JaJaLoo - Jackson
NLG343 - Nemo
ElectricSupernova - Will
Pjdem06 - Patrick
Jamz64 - James
StrayberryFilling - Berry
NotWildcat - Wildcat
Next episode: Golf! - The guys play golf while bickering and arguing.
