March-fourteenth raw wood

I don't own fablehaven

Warren came through the door balancing stacks of pies. Kendra helped him by taking some of them and putting it on the kitchen table.

"What is it thanksgiving?" Kendra joked.

Warren smirked "eh close enough."

Silence fell. "So are you gonna answer my question or…"

"It's pi day. March fourteenth, 3-14."

"So why did you get all of these" she gestured towards the table.

"First of all big sale, and I've got some fun planned with these bad boys."

Vanessa opened the front door carrying groceries when something fell on her head. Cream splattered, getting in most of her hair and face. She wiped it out of her eyes and examined it.

She stormed into the kitchen wanting to find the culprit. She did not want to resort to another prank war. That had just been awful.

She saw Warren opening the back door slightly and placing a pie on top of it, so when it was opened the pie would fall on the victim.

"Warren Burgess! Explain yourself now." Vanessa said sternly.

He made a gulp noise and raised his hands defensively. "You want some pie?"

Kendra and Bracken walked towards the main house. Kendra was listening to an event he was telling her about "Ya it's pretty cool actually, everything you can think of raw wood, drift wood, furnished wood, you name it."

They opened the door and pie came crashing down on their heads. Warren rushes in and placed cherries in their hair and Vanessa quickly snapped a photo "you were right" she told Warren "this is really fun."

Bracken rushed toward he kitchen table where some more pies rest and he threw them at the laughing pair. Vanessa opened a cupboard and pulled out an apple pie. That's how the pie war happened. The cleanup was huge and involves some slipping, going down together's, and a whole lot of pie.


*dont ask me why i decided to do pi day and not Friday the thirteenth, you don't get to question my creative process*