Crash and Coco are forced into the hull of the battleship by the Titan army as Gnasty Gnorc approaches the two of them and, holding his weapon to their faces, warns them, "Don't even think about trying anything funny, you twerps!"

"Ah, if it isn't the one and only Crash Bandicoot and his geeky teen sister!" Geary calls out, getting their attention. "Welcome! You're just in time for the wedding!"

"Wedding?" Coco asks, looking around. "What wedding?"

Crash and Coco witness Pinstripe entering the throne room dressed in a groom's tux.

"Ah! Our captive audience has arrived to witness us tie the knot at long last!" exclaims Pinstripe as he sees Crash and Coco in front of him.

Crash, with a look of shock and the feeling of being betrayed on his face, gasps in horror as he and Coco watch Tawna enter the room, wearing an elegant wedding dress and carrying a bouquet of flowers in her hand as Geary approaches the altar.

"Aw, isn't this grand, Pinstripe?" Tawna wistfully says to Pinstripe. "I love you so much and can't wait to spend the rest of my days with you!"

"Of course, Tawna, my dear!" Pinstripe playfully says to Tawna. "I feel the same way about you, my desert queen." He boops her on the nose as the two of them giggle to one another.

Crash, on the verge of tears, goes berserk and dissolves in furious growling, yelling and snarling while Gnasty Gnorc violently pins him and Coco to the ground. Crash continues to loose his marbles as Coco gets his attention.

"No! Crash, don't listen to her!" Coco fearfully tells Crash. "He probably has her brainwashed or something like that! Tawna loves you!"

"Not anymore she doesn't!" Pinstripe shouts to the two of them. "And once we officially tie the knot and Tawna becomes my queen, we'll feed you both to our monster down below, and then we'll sic it on all of your friends!"

"And then me and Pinstripe will have all the legendary skins we could ever want!" Geary shouts, getting Pinstripe's attention. "We'll never be mistreated or neglected ever again!" He engages in evil laughter as Pinstripe looks at him annoyed.

Crash and Coco stare at the two of them wide-eyed and jaws open, before Coco screeches at the top of her lungs, "...WHAT?!"

"Ahem. Uh, Geary, can I have a quick word?" Pinstripe asks as he pulls Geary in close.

"You weren't supposed to say that!" Pinstripe tells him, annoyed. "We wanted to keep this to ourselves!"

"Sorry, I just got caught up in the moment." Geary responds.

"Well, let's just get this wedding started so we can get rid of these pesky bandicoots once and for all. Okay?" Pinstripe asks him.

"Got it." Geary responds.

Pinstripe turns around and regains his composure.

"Now then, where were we?" Pinstripe asks.

Crash growls furiously as Coco herself growls, "Really?! THAT'S what this whole apocalypse is about?! You mean to tell me that you killed billions of innocent lives, you killed my pet, and you threatened my friends and my big brother ALL BECAUSE YOU AND SOME OCD ROBOT DIDN'T GET NEW LEGENDARY SKINS?!"

"That's right!" Pinstripe shouts. "For almost eight months since we got back to racing, you and your dimwitted brother have taken all the glory with your precious legendary skins, while me and Geary are practically left in the dust! Well, that ends now! It's our turn to get legendary skins for once!"

"You monster!" Coco screams as she and Crash wrestle their way out of Gnasty Gnorc's grip. "The way you and that robot are behaving, we'll see to it that you two never get a legendary skin for as long as you live!"

Infuriated with her words, Geary fires a vacuum seal bag at her, wrapping her up and preventing her from speaking. Crash shrieks at seeing Coco silenced, and as he tries to free her, he growls at Geary.

"Oh, you shouldn't have said that, you stubborn teenage brat!" Geary says.

"Geary!" Pinstripe calls out, getting his attention. "No time for a formal wedding! Skip to the good part and let's kill Crash!"

"Yes, sir!" Geary exclaims as he, Pinstripe and Tawna approach the altar. "Pinstripe, do you?"

"I do." Pinstripe answers.

By this point, Crash has managed to remove part of the vacuum-sealed bag from Coco's mouth. She gasps for air.

"Tawna, do you?" Geary asks.

"I do." Tawna replies.

"Tawna, come on! Snap out of it!" Coco fearfully cries out as Crash watches, terrified. "Don't marry this psychopath!"

"Then, by the power vested in me..." Geary concludes. "I now pronounce you potoroo and—"

Before Geary can make it official, a voice cries out, "We object!" getting everyone's attention.