Chapter 24:
"Red Hood ihatebatman
Everyone Is panicking about quarantine and I'm just sitting here like "idgaf I've already died lmao"
Red Hood ihatebatman
Like i'm obviously still social distancing I just don't care
Robin therealbatsbird ✓
Batman says you have to come join us
Red Hood ihatebatman
Wait what
Arsenal Bestarcher✓
Omg batman finally getting his head out of his a** and being a dad!? Who'da thunk
Red Hood ihatebatman
Oh hell no
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Guys he's cornered me
Red Hood ihatebatman
I did not agree with this
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Arsenal I need backup
Arsenal Bestarcher✓
Hm hmmmm
Arsenal Bestarcher✓
Nah I think you got this
Red Hood ihatebatman
OH MY GOSH NO
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GUYS HE GOT ME
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F*CK
Nightwing thedarkbird✓
I'M SO EXCITED FOR FORCED FAMILY TIME
Red Hood ihatebatman
Kill me now
Nightwing thedarkbird✓
Not letting that happen again
A potato flew aroundmyroom
Tea
Red Hood ihatebatman
Guys help
Red Hood ihatebatman
They've kidnapped me
Red Hood ihatebatman
I think this is illegal
New Person somebodyoncetoldme
Haven't you murdered a bunch of people
New Person somebodyoncetoldme
And put their heads in a bag?
New Person somebodyoncetoldme
And now you're concerned about legality?
Red Hood ihatebatman
… i feel attacked
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And yes
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This is abuse
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Nightwing hugged me for ten minutes straight
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The only sane one here is Black Bat
New Person somebodyoncetoldme
Whose Black Bat?
Red Hood ihatebatman
Batgirl number 2
New Person somebodyoncetoldme
Ohhh
Black Bat theniceone✓
Hello
Red Hood ihatebatman
Can you please save me from Nightwing
Black Bat theniceone✓
He misses you, I don't want to make him sad
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AGGG
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NOO WAIT NOW ROBINS HERE
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I NEED HELP
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OK SPOILER IS HERE ALSO
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She's not as bad
Spoiler spoiltheplansyeeet✓
Aww thank you
New Person somebodyoncetoldme
This is my only entertainment during quarantine
Dr. Harley Quinn jokersucks
Honestly can't believe that some people are still making their henchmen work
Poison Ivy savetheearth
Imagine not offering paid leave to henchmen during city lockdown
Dr. Harley Quinn jokersucks
Not to call anyone out or anything but Joker henchmen if y'all want to join me, you don't have to work and you'll get paid
Joker thefunniestmaningotham
Harley Harley Harley, no one would do that.
Dr. Harley Quinn jokersucks
Tell that to the 20 henchman that just joined my crew
Red Hood ihatebatman
We stan a responsible villain
Joker thefunniestmaningotham
I stg I'm going to kill them
Joker thefunniestmaningotham
Oh no
Red Hood ihatebatman
That ako tako moment when batman find the Joker while he's writing a tweet
Dr. Harley Quinn jokersucks
Aw nuts, does that mean I can't go over and kill him
Red Hood ihatebatman
Yo if you want to kill him I can totally cause a distraction
Batman thedarknight ✓
No
Dr. Harley Quinn jokersucks
Even in his tweets he's blunt. Smh
Poison Ivy savetheearth
Welp we gotta run, can't go to Arkham when there's a global pandemic" Poison Ivy said. She had just finished escaping the bats grasps when she had been kidnapped and forced to read a bunch of twitter pages. Frankly she wasn't too worried. There had been rumors going around about the mysterious force that kidnapped people and forced them to read the pages.
Hi everyone, I hope y'all enjoyed this chapter even though it's kind of short. I think I'm gonna move my updating schedule to once every other week because frankly it's really difficult to write this story at this point because I don't really know what to go off of. I do have one thing that I'm going to do but I don't want to rush it, so I'm going to spread out the updates more.
I hope y'all understand. Remember to stay safe!
