Chapter 24:

"Red Hood ihatebatman

Everyone Is panicking about quarantine and I'm just sitting here like "idgaf I've already died lmao"

Red Hood ihatebatman

Like i'm obviously still social distancing I just don't care

Robin therealbatsbird ✓

Batman says you have to come join us

Red Hood ihatebatman

Wait what

Arsenal Bestarcher✓

Omg batman finally getting his head out of his a** and being a dad!? Who'da thunk

Red Hood ihatebatman

Oh hell no

Red Hood ihatebatman

Guys he's cornered me

Red Hood ihatebatman

I did not agree with this

Red Hood ihatebatman

Arsenal I need backup

Arsenal Bestarcher✓

Hm hmmmm

Arsenal Bestarcher✓

Nah I think you got this

Red Hood ihatebatman

OH MY GOSH NO

Red Hood ihatebatman

GUYS HE GOT ME

Red Hood ihatebatman

F*CK

Nightwing thedarkbird✓

I'M SO EXCITED FOR FORCED FAMILY TIME

Red Hood ihatebatman

Kill me now

Nightwing thedarkbird✓

Not letting that happen again

A potato flew aroundmyroom

Tea


Red Hood ihatebatman

Guys help

Red Hood ihatebatman

They've kidnapped me

Red Hood ihatebatman

I think this is illegal

New Person somebodyoncetoldme

Haven't you murdered a bunch of people

New Person somebodyoncetoldme

And put their heads in a bag?

New Person somebodyoncetoldme

And now you're concerned about legality?

Red Hood ihatebatman

… i feel attacked

Red Hood ihatebatman

And yes

Red Hood ihatebatman

This is abuse

Red Hood ihatebatman

Nightwing hugged me for ten minutes straight

Red Hood ihatebatman

The only sane one here is Black Bat

New Person somebodyoncetoldme

Whose Black Bat?

Red Hood ihatebatman

Batgirl number 2

New Person somebodyoncetoldme

Ohhh

Black Bat theniceone✓

Hello

Red Hood ihatebatman

Can you please save me from Nightwing

Black Bat theniceone✓

He misses you, I don't want to make him sad

Red Hood ihatebatman

AGGG

Red Hood ihatebatman

NOO WAIT NOW ROBINS HERE

Red Hood ihatebatman

I NEED HELP

Red Hood ihatebatman

OK SPOILER IS HERE ALSO

Red Hood ihatebatman

She's not as bad

Spoiler spoiltheplansyeeet✓

Aww thank you

New Person somebodyoncetoldme

This is my only entertainment during quarantine


Dr. Harley Quinn jokersucks

Honestly can't believe that some people are still making their henchmen work

Poison Ivy savetheearth

Imagine not offering paid leave to henchmen during city lockdown

Dr. Harley Quinn jokersucks

Not to call anyone out or anything but Joker henchmen if y'all want to join me, you don't have to work and you'll get paid

Joker thefunniestmaningotham

Harley Harley Harley, no one would do that.

Dr. Harley Quinn jokersucks

Tell that to the 20 henchman that just joined my crew

Red Hood ihatebatman

We stan a responsible villain

Joker thefunniestmaningotham

I stg I'm going to kill them

Joker thefunniestmaningotham

Oh no

Red Hood ihatebatman

That ako tako moment when batman find the Joker while he's writing a tweet

Dr. Harley Quinn jokersucks

Aw nuts, does that mean I can't go over and kill him

Red Hood ihatebatman

Yo if you want to kill him I can totally cause a distraction

Batman thedarknight ✓

No

Dr. Harley Quinn jokersucks

Even in his tweets he's blunt. Smh

Poison Ivy savetheearth

Welp we gotta run, can't go to Arkham when there's a global pandemic" Poison Ivy said. She had just finished escaping the bats grasps when she had been kidnapped and forced to read a bunch of twitter pages. Frankly she wasn't too worried. There had been rumors going around about the mysterious force that kidnapped people and forced them to read the pages.


Hi everyone, I hope y'all enjoyed this chapter even though it's kind of short. I think I'm gonna move my updating schedule to once every other week because frankly it's really difficult to write this story at this point because I don't really know what to go off of. I do have one thing that I'm going to do but I don't want to rush it, so I'm going to spread out the updates more.

I hope y'all understand. Remember to stay safe!