You feel a jolt of fear as you wake up. You can't remember what you just dreamt, but it haunts you, causing you to not feel like yourself. Looking around for the cause of your fear, somewhat aware that it doesn't exist, you collect your thoughts and think of the last thing you remember. That's right. You had the most intense orgasm ever, one created by the Uchiha Jon. It was known to contain such euphoria that the pleasure overload would often cause death. Still shaken, you take in a deep breath. This is reality. Whatever that dream was, it isn't.
Suddenly, there is a strange feeling in your pantaloons. You open them up to see…a giant penis! It is fantastic, you think. Immediately, you need to know how fantastic it is so you start touching it. Mmm, awesome. It glows and grows, to like two feet, but something weird happens. It seems the mass just stretches out. The thing is as thin as a pencil!
You know not how to control my awesome body, a voice says to you. Where did it come from?
In here. In you! the voice voices again.
"What's going on?!" you shout.
It seems you have possessed my, Uchiha Jon's, body.
It couldn't be true. But then again, you did just wake up in Naruto Land the other day. You run around the room opening doors until you find the bathroom. In the bathroom is exactly what you were looking for. A mirror! In the mirror stares back…Uchiha Jon! Enraged, you slam your fist down on the sink. It spins up into the air like a pog and smashes you into the face!
Hahaha, Uchiha Jon laughs in your head, like I said, you can't comprehend the power that is me, or fathom the curse that is my restraint!
"Stop your laughing, fool," you say into the mirror. Your face is pretty bloody. "It is your face that is hurt, not mine!"
Damn you, you bastard! I did not think of that!
"Yes, and now I'm going to do the thing that you've failed to do…find Uchiha Sasuke!"
Well, for that, we are in agreement! But don't find him too fast, it wouldn't be good for suspense! You need at least 400 episodes of shit and like 200 more of filler! Really stretch this out, okay?
"Shut up. I don't have any plot to develop anyways."
Hey, you better speak better to me. After all, I gave you the best time of your life.
"As it appears to me, it is I who did that. To me!"
You run out the house, as if maybe running fast enough will stop the thoughts for following you. For several minutes there is no Uchiha Jon voice. "Did I get away?" you ask.
Hahahaha, gotchu, fool!
Annoyed face takes over you. But then you continue running until you get to Detective Haruno's house. Punching the doorbell, you shatter the front of the house. Moments later, Sakura-chan appears in the now destroyed doorway.
"The fuck, Jon!" she says, looking very upset for some reason. But reason never came! Only more flamy eyes! She punches you in the face then glomps you and you two begin fucking or something.
"Pffft, look at me, I'm Uchiha Jon and I just do whatever I want, bitchface-Sakura-chan," you say, slapping Sakura across the face.
"The fuck!" Sakura says, glaring up at you from very below. "You're not Uchiha Jon! He respects me (kinda)!"
"Drats, I have been found out!" you shout. Sakura punches you again and you die. It's too bad because you always wanted to try that threesome thing, and this would have been your only change without paying.
Hahahahah! Jon laughs at your final thoughts.
