Edward's PoV:

A baby! I could hardly believe that it ! I mean had spoken about having babies but neither of us knew how to approach the subject of wanting to have one, especially now.

I could feel myself begin to get excited at the aspect of Bella becoming a mother and I becoming a father. I hardly felt it when she smacked my arm again to capture my attention.

"I'm sorry I didn't hear you, love...were you...saying something?" I asked, shaking my head to clear it.

"Yes, moron, I asked how you're able to be here if my dad told me you were all going to be busy with paperwork… you know, since Aro is coming in for an inspection next week?" She asked, batting her lashes at me, innocently.

Crap. She knows we were lying about it… we're dead.

Fuck! How did she find out?

Bella's POV:

This idiot thinks he can lie to me without me finding out about it, it's almost cute. In a dog chasing his tail kind of way.

Damn it! Now, I can't do anything dangerous! ...but I know who can… my sister and cousin... they'll help me get even with Edward.

A battle cry brings me back to the present as we all hear a loud thump , an 'oomph!' , and that was followed by a loud splash.

I heard as Edward sighed from behind me and slowly making his way towards the backyard, with the rest of us slowly following behind him.

I let out a snort as we reached the back porch to find Alice wrapped around Jasper like a baby monkey, in the pool beating on his back with her tiny fists angrily, while her legs were wrapped around his waist? Stomach? I don't know, Jasper has always been really long, hell even Edward was like that too!

"When?! Tell me when or I swear I'll kick your ass from here to kingdom come!" She growled, hitting him while he tried to stay afloat.

"A week and a half ago! Jeez!" He replied, while still struggling to stay afloat and defend himself at the same time.

Edward, Emmett and Felix quickly ran towards the pool and went to help pull them out. All the while my sister clung to him like a baby monkey, pounding and slapping him wherever her fists could reach.

When they finally pulled the soggy pair out of the pool, my sister threw off her shoes across the lawn, stomped hard on his foot, and punched Felix in the face before stomping back into the house and into the downstairs guest room, dragging me in behind her.

When we reached the room she slammed the door behind us, and turned to me, teary eyed.

"I'm so sorry I ruined your moment." She sniffled.

"Don't worry, it's not exactly official yet. I still need to go to the doctor on Monday, and tell the 'rents. It's not official yet." I said, smiling at her.

She nodded sniffling as she wrapped herself in a towel.

"Why don't you take a shower? I'll go shoo away the guys and we'll continue with the girls night." I offered.

She continued to sniffle, as she slowly walked, dripping towards the bathroom, closing the door behind herself.

As soon as I heard the shower start, I walked out the room, closing the door behind me.

Edward was shaking his head at someone as I walked into the kitchen.

"Little Momma!" Emmett called, cheerfully.

I scowled at him before looking toward my husband. "All of you have exactly two minutes to gather your shit and get out before I pull out the BB gun and shoot you in the ass." I said, calmly.

"What?! I thought we were going to celebrate this new occurrence?!" Jane complained, pouting as she circled the top of the wine glass with her pointer finger.

"Not you, bitch!" I snorted, as I took a small sip of apple juice.

"Then who- oh! You meant all the peens?" She asked, before shrugging, nodding and sipping her wine.

"Well!" Emmett said, feigning offense, before taking a large bite of the nachos he had dipped in salsa and cheese.

"Don't complain. You crashed our girls night. Now, get the fuck out…" Rosalie chirped, sipping her wine too.

Heidi giggled and drank more of the water she brought.

"Fine. I'll see you tomorrow…" Edward said, kissing my cheek before he picked up his equipment and dragged everyone, including an indignant and dripping Jasper.

"Nice hair by the way, brother!" I called after him.

"Up yours!" He called back, followed by two thwacks and an 'ah! fuck!'

"That's my baby sister!"

"...and my wife!" before the door slammed closed.

"So, what now?" Jane asked like all that didn't happen a moment ago.

"Now, we wait for Ally to get out so I can explain my new plan." I say smirking as Heidi hands me a glass of water.

I raise my eyebrow at her and she smiles, "It's strawberry lemonade. I figured since we're the only ones who can't or won't drink, that you would like some." She explained, shrugging unaffected.

"Awesome!" I say, sipping it.

Moments later Alice appears in a pair of pink sweats and a white tank top. "So, what's the plan?" She asked, as she grabbed some take-out menus from the drawer.

"Now, we plan." I say, smirking at her in response.

"Scary." Rosalie replies, pretending to shudder as we smirked at each other.

"So, what now?" Jane asks, filling her glass for the fourth time.

I then explain my plan to them.