(A: Read until the end.)
(B: Read rules in chapter 21.)
(C: I can't keep the schedule. Now I will publish a new episode when I can. I'm sorry.)
Pre Episode Scenes
Right now, we see the sky with some clouds. Then, a big jet crosses them with big speed. Not much but still...
Anyways, inside of it, there are some recognizable people here, sitting on the jet's chairs and one or two running to the bathroom. In the middle, we see an 11 years old white-haired boy wearing an orange sweater with a white star in the middle, a white t-shirt, orange track shorts, and white shoes, reading a comic while sitting with a 7 years old blonde-haired girl wearing a pink jumper, white t-shirt, white pants, and light pink shoes, with a pink sleeping mask, so you can guess that she is taking an extra nap. They are Lincoln and Lola.
Suddenly, Lincoln noticed that we are looking at him and puts his comic down to whisper to us.
Lincoln: Hey guys. You may be asking: "Lincoln, why you are in a private jet?". Well... It's a long story. Simply, it's because of the next Loud Question's episode will be in another place. I discovered it some days ago, after the last episode and my date with Stella.
/FLASHBACK/
Lincoln was walking to the front door of his home. When he reached there, he opened it and got inside.
Lincoln: I'M HOME!
Voice: Don't need to yell. We are here, Lincoln.
At that, Lincoln looks to the sofa, to see his sisters looking at him with smiles of excitement.
Lincoln: Ups... Sorry guys. I thought you were upstairs.
Lola: That is okay.
Luna: Before anything, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was normal and nice, besides having to ensure to Stella that I will be fine and that I will be fine. You know... Because of her discovering the "Bad Luck Nightmare" and the "Sister Fight Protocol Experiment".
The Loud sisters looked at each other while understanding what Lincoln said to them.
Lincoln: Changing the subject... Lori sent a message that you all needed to talk with me. What did the Author say that I needs to know?
Lynn Jr.: I will start: Remember when he said that Fernando and Sandra had an issue to take care of in Portugal?
Lincoln: Yes, I remember. What that has to do with it?
Lori: Simply, the Author told us that the next episode of Loud Question... Will be hosted in their country. And they are helping to prepare the stage of our QA.
At that news, Lincoln got shocked and excited.
Lincoln: REALLY?
Lana: No lie, Lincoln. Also, he said that tomorrow we should start to think about the things that we need to pack because, in three days, we will fly at his rented jet.
Lincoln: Rented jet?
Lucy: Yes. It's big enough to fit everyone that will answer the questions. And no need to worry about cameras and lights. The Author's top-secretary made a deal with a channel of the country to give support if they can give coverage for a show called... Uh... You need to ask the Author, Fernando or Sandra when we be there. I don't speak Portuguese.
Lincoln: Alright. Wow... I can't believe that JMbuilder would make that work for the show.
Lori: We are as surprised as you, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Let's just hope nothing goes wrong.
Lynn Jr.: Don't try to jinx it!
/END OF FLASHBACK/
Lincoln: Yup. The next episode of Loud Question will be host in Portugal. The Author will tell us later in which specific place will be hosted, how it will work and also how people will understand English, since not every Portuguese knows the language well.
Suddenly, an alert from the jet's speaker sounded, making everyone listen to it.
Speaker: Hello. Who talks is your commander! We will land soon in one of the runways of the Aeroporto Humberto Delgado, in Lisbon. Please go back to your seats and fasten your seat belt. Also, straighten up on the chair for better security.
Lincoln: I guess that we will get out of the plane soon. (Shakes Lola's shoulder to her to wake up) Lola!
Lola (Waking up annoyed and taking out the sleeping mask): Woah! Lincoln! Why you woke me up?
Lincoln: The plane will land soon. It's for you to wake up and straight up on the chair.
Lola: Oh... Okay. But next time, don't shake me with force. It will be hard to fix my beauty sleeps for these hours.
Lincoln: Never changes Lola.
Later, we see Lisbon's Airport, with the sun disappearing. At the entrance, the Louds, me and everyone else are waiting for someone to pick them up, with their baggage.
Lori (Inpatient): Author, who will pick us up? We are literally waiting for forty minutes!
Author: I checked and there is traffic around. It isn't the driver's fault!
Lynn Jr.: At least, it was better than people asking us questions of directions.
Lana: How that can be bad?
Lynn Jr. (Rolling her eyes): Come on Lana. You aren't dumb. Where we are?
Lana: In Portugal. Why yo- (Realizing what Lynn meant) Oh... I forgot. We don't understand the language yet.
Like it was some type of joke, a person appeared near to them.
Random Person: Olá. Sabem onde fica o guinché do aeroporto para eu pagar o meu bilhete? Primeira vez num aeroporto. (Hello. Do you know where the ticket office of the airport to me pay for my ticket? It's my first time at an airport.)
Lynn Jr. (Facepalming): For god's shake!
Author: Eles não sabem Portugues mas eu sei: É lá ao fundo. (They don't know Portuguese but I know: It's down the hall.)
Random Person: Boa. Obrigado. (Good. Thanks.)
Lynn Jr. (As the stranger goes away): I swear that if another person asks us a question in Portuguese, I will explode of annoyance!
They had to wait some minutes more until the bus arrived. When the bus's door opened, the driver called them.
Driver: Hurry up! Maybe the traffic will slow down right now.
At that, everyone got inside the bus with their bags. After that, it moved again. While driving to the hotel, the Louds and everyone else were looking through the windows to see Lisbon. I mean... I'm not paying much attention since I already know some things about the capital of my country. Simply, they saw the Jardim da Alameda da Encarnação, Parque das Naçoes, including the Altice Arena, Oceanário de Lisboa, Bela Vista Park, Terreiro do Paço, Praça do Comércio, Jardik da Estrela and Tapada das Necessidades.
I know... It's many locations to see until the hotel. But I asked the driver to show them some places in the city and he agreed.
Finally, the bus reached to Hotel Vila Galé Ópera. It wasn't a bad hotel. It looks like a tiny hotel but it's fantastic inside. Apart from being near to the Bridge 25 de Abril, that the traffic sounds can be annoying, it's a nice place. When everybody got out and got to the entrance, they saw two people: One brown-haired man wearing a green jersey with a white diagonal line, blue pants, and white shoes with a black bottom in each one and a dark-brown haired woman wearing a dark red blouse with light gray lines, gray pants, and white shoes with a light red bottom in each bottom. And they are no other people than...
Lincoln: Fernandoh! Sandra!
Fernando: Hey guys!
Sandra: Enjoyed the ride?
Leni: We like totes we did. For me, it did at least.
Everyone else: We did too./The places we saw were nice./We liked it.
Lisa: I found these places interesting.
Sandra: Good to know. Meanwhile, we were helping to build the stage and divulgating the show around the city.
Lola: Soo... These were the issues you were taking care of?
Fernando: Of course they were. Anyways, we are here to help you with your bags. Come with us to know your rooms too.
At that, everyone enters the hotel to put their things in their rooms, get dinner and go to bed.
On the next day, everyone was on the stage, at Eduardo VII Park. Some workers were testing the LED screen, the spotlights, the microphones, and other stuff while I am with the Louds, Fernando and Sandra to tell them how it will work. When I finished...
Lori: This literally a good structure for an episode.
Luna: I will open the show by singing a song? Cool!
Sandra: A "Did you know..." from things the Loud kids like that are related to Portugal? (Smiles) Nice.
Author: It was hard to come up with ideas for the interval acts. And I still didn't plan for the second act.
Fernando: What? But how you will come up with an idea? Since the show starts at 6 PM, you only have 8 hours to plan something!
Author: You think that I don't know? I'm trying to get ideas but it's hard!
Luna: Woah dude! Don't need to be like that.
Luan: Yeah! Don't send PRESSURE to the air!
Author (Sarcastic): Ha ha ha... That is very fun- (I realize something) Pressure... To the... Air?
Luan: Yeah. That is what I said!
Author (After thinking a little): My God! I now know what the second interval act will be about! Thanks, Luan! You're the best!
I run to somewhere while the Louds, especially Luan, Fernando, and Sandra were confused.
Luan: Uh... How did I give an idea to him?
Sandra: I don't know- (Realizes something) Oh... Now I get it!
Fernando: What? (His sister whispers to his right ear) Oh... Thanks for explaining.
Lola: What? What JMbuilder meant?
Sandra: You will know at the time. Trust me.
Louds (Raising one of their eyebrows): Okaaaaayyy...?
Fernando: Now let's prepare for this new episode of the show!
Another time skip is made to the time when the show will start. Many people gathered at a side of the stage with flags of Loud House, Casagrandes, American ones but especially the Portuguese ones. Right now, I'm watching everything by some binoculars. Then, Jeffrey, my top secretary came to me.
Jeffrey: Author, it's almost 6 PM. Can we start this?
Author: Sure you can. Just do the countdown. I'm just seeing the audience's reaction.
Jeffrey: Alright. (Goes away and yells to the workers) Project the countdown on the LED screen! It will start!
At that, the workers click on some buttons of the keyboard pf the laptop, to add the countdown to the LED screen.
Audience (Seeing the countdown): 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1...!
Loud Question
Season 2
Episode 4
The audience cheers at the episode. Then, some music starts to be heard. At that, smoke starts to spread around. It took some seconds until a figure appeared. When the smoke disappeared, we see that the figure was no other than Luna Loud.
Luna (Yelling): Sup' dudes! It's nice to be here, in Lisbon! Let's start the show by playing this song!
Play It Loud, by Luna Loud
Luna:
Rock and roll is running through my veins (hey, hey)
An electric soul like wires to my brain (hey, hey)
I can't be wrong, don't need direction
I can find my way
Play it loud! Play it loud!
I got no time for turning it down
Play it loud! Play it proud!
I live it, I breathe it
Don't tell me I don't need it now
Play it loud!
Sorry I'm not sorry for being proud
Play it loud!
Turn it up until your speakers blow out
First things first, I ain't no second place
Rules are meant for bending till they break
Right or wrong with no exceptions
Rocking out my way
Play it loud! Play it loud!
I got no time for turning it down
Play it loud! Play it proud!
I live it, I breathe it
Don't tell me I don't need it now
Play it loud!
Sorry I'm not sorry for being proud
Play it loud!
Turn it up until your speakers blow out
Until your speakers blow out
Until your speakers blow out
Until your speakers blow out
When the song ended, two explosion effects were heard and felt. At that, the audience cheers and claps.
Luna: Welcome to Loud Question everybody! (Looks to another direction) Come in!
At that, her siblings, Fernando and Sandra entered the stage.
Lincoln: Hello to Portugal!
The audience cheers very much.
Fernando: Thank you guys for your cheer!
Lola (Coughs): God... Soo much smoke around!
Leni: It's the first time we do an episode outside of our house and Build Studios.
Lori: Also outside of the USA.
Louds: Agree.
Sandra: How about we start answering the questions?
Number 1: Can you guys do a reference from George Lopez by playing "LowRider" from War?
Lincoln:
All my friends know the low rider
Luna:
The low rider is a little higher
Lori:
Low rider drives a little slower
Luan:
Low rider is a real goer
Lisa:
Low rider knows every street, yeah
Lucy:
Low rider is the one to meet, yeah
Lana:
Low rider don't use no gas now
Lola:
Low rider don't drive too fast
Louds:
Take a little trip, take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip, take a little trip
Take a little trip with me
Number 2: excellent work on this chapter and thank you, Charles, for answering my question now Lucy I need your advice is this a legit exorcism or was courage just trying to make us laugh
*dresses in old lady sleepwear*
"Hullabaloo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsy-by, and hibbety-hoo! Kick 'em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!"
Lucy: None of them. I think that Courage was trying to make exorcism but he didn't know how soo he made up one.
Number 3: WARNING! STRANGE QUESTION!
Sandra: This one is for Carlota. Please come to the stage.
At that, she gets unto the stage to answer the question.
Carlota: I'm here. What is the question to be considered strange?
Carlota: Are you secretly in love with Lori?
Carlota: WHAT? NO! What made you think that?!?
Author: Talking about it...
Number 4: Lori: I dare you to kiss Carlota
Lori (Facepalming): For god's shake!
Carlota (Facepalming too): I agree with that from you Lori.
Lori: Can we just ignore this?
Number 5: Hey Lynn, have you ever met Mike Tyson in person?
Lynn Jr.: No but I hope to meet him!
Number 6: Also, how's Lynn gonna react when she finds out Kobe Bryant died?
Lynn Jr. was on the phone, seeing the news. Then, she finds out a 20 days old article about Kobe Bryant's death. At that, she gets shocked and forms some tears from her eyes.
Lynn Jr. (Sad): No... It can't be true...
Number 7: Lori how would you react if you say Negal jr and Clayton ship-shaft into you you form they take had big bouncy breasts?
Lori (Making an ugly face): Rephrased or not, I won't answer to this. Sorry reader.
Number 8: Lincoln don't you wish you can be bad and do immoral actions, and GET AWAY with it as both your sisters and parents have gotten away with doing some questionable thing stop you ( Sister fight protocol) and got away with it with not even the tiniest dose of karma while you can't get away with being snarky. Also if Squidward and Eddy are cables of being Karma dodgers for one or two episodes, Squidward for mocking Spongebob's grandma kisses and mooching off of him for many months rescued no consequences, and Eddy giving Ed advice on how to deal with Sarah only for it to backfire when she beat him up and Eddy just shrugging it off to watch TV giving Ed no sympathy or pity and again no consequences. So if those two are capable of getting away with awful things don't you think it's your turn?
Lincoln: Uh... Not bad but, like I said QAs ago, I don't want to be like a bad person.
Number 9: Loud siblings what do you think of cases where one's siblings are NOT worth the dime of day and you'll be better off without them, good examples are Orson's Bothers Mort, Gort and Wart, Eddy's older bother, Tootie's older sister Icky Vicky, Sammy twin sister Amy and Edward's four older brothers and that your friend or even your mere acquaintances are more of your true family?
The Loud Kids group together to make a decision. Then, they looked at the camera to answer.
Lori: In the name of everybody, we say that it depends if they are good persons or not.
Number 10: Lisa if Lincoln had a clone of himself and clone Lincoln flirted with Ronnie Anne wouldn't that mean Lincoln does like her that way as wouldn't Lincoln and his clone share the same mindset and DNA
Lisa: That wouldn't make sense. From what I researched recently, cloning someone can make the clone have a little or a radical difference in mindset.
Author: I'm the only one that saw "Splitting Adam"? It's kinda similar to the clone concept here.
Number 11: Lynn beat Jo and Sha-Lighting in a sports competition.
Lynn Jr. runs to a made-up start line. Then, a helicopter appeared, where Jo and Lightning, from Total Drama, came down from it.
Jo: Let's get over it.
Lightning: Oh yeah! Sha-Bam! Two men vs one girl! Let's g- OW!
This yell was due to Jo punching him.
Jo (Annoyed): I already told you a billion times that you need your eyes checked!
Lynn Jr.: Save your discussion for later!
Author: Okay! You just need to run from here to Praça do Comércio and then come back! You can ask for directions to avoid it taking a million days. (Looks to the camera) And yes: I was exaggerating on the time. (Looks back to the runners) Got it?
Lynn Jr., Jo, and Lightning: Got it.
Author: There will be drones to ensure that you reached that place. Now in 3... 2... 1... Go!
In that, Lynn, Jo, and Lightning started running. In the middle, they had to ask directions, since they don't know where Praça do Comércio was.
Later, after 1 hour and 57 minutes later, they are almost coming back to where the Loud Question is being hosted. It looks like that it's going to be a tie to the three.
Lynn Jr.: I will win this no matter what!
Jo: Yeah yeah! Quit dreaming!
Lightning: You will be defeated by t-
Jo: If you call me a man, I will send you to the hospital!
Their discussion slowed them down as Lynn crosses the finish line. The Total Drama teens ended up crossing at the same time.
Lynn Jr.: I WON!
Jo and Lightning (Disappointed): *BLEEP!*
Number 12: Loud's what would you do if your dad and Timmy's dad was in a dad fight, what would you do regardless of who was winning?
Loud kids: We don't know. Just betting that our dad would win.
Number 13: Lola have you met Megan Sparkles who is also a pageant powerhouse too?
Lola (Frowning): Don't talk about her to me ever again!
Author: Soo... It's a yes?
Lola (Sighs): Yes... Unfortunately, I met her and I hate her!
Number 14: What is your opinion on the Pokémon Roggenrola?
Author: Only Lincoln, Lana and Lynn Jr. will answer since they are the only ones that have an interest in it.
Lincoln: Weird.
Lana: Cool pokémon!
Lynn Jr.: I will like it more if the eye shoots something.
Number 15: Lincoln, would you say that you were also very close to Lori?
Lincoln: I'm kinda close. I mean... I discovered just last year that she likes videogames too.
Lori: It's true. I have some on my phone that I play sometimes.
Number 16: Lana Lola, Get a load of this description of Wile. E Coyote: "A sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who mocks him and laughs at him as he's repeatedly crushed and maimed."
Silence is heard.
Lola: Uh... What does this have to do with us?
Lana: I think the reader is talking about that old cartoon but why you sent it to us?
Number 17: To the Loud parents: isn't it time you started being better parents?
Lynn Sr.: What do you mean? We are good parents!
Rita (Raising an eyebrow at him): Uh... Even with the protocol experiment last year?
Lynn Sr.: That was last year.
Rita glares at him, making Lynn Sr. have fear.
Lynn Sr.: Okay! Okay! I admit that we had our mistakes.
Number 18: This message is for Lincoln and Jordan: can you two try reading this fanfiction called "Lincoln Gets Limber" it's basically a story of the two of you being best friends together
Author: Girl Jordan! You are called to the stage! I repeat Girl Jordan! You are called to the stage!
Girl Jordan (Off screen): I'm coming!
At that, she gets into the stage. From the difference that she has one year later... Well...It's just of her wearing a yellow blouse.
Girl Jordan: I'm here! (Reads the question) Let's take a look.
At that, Lincoln and Girl Jordan read some parts of the fanfic of Lincoln Gets Limber. In the end...
Lincoln: Very good. The writer has talent in making our friendship.
Girl Jordan: I have to agree. Even though I didn't like the fact of some of my friends saying that Lincoln here was my boyfriend, in that fanfic.
Lincoln: However, I like how I discovered my interest ob Gymnastics.
Author: In my opinion, this fanfic is a masterpiece. It's one of my favorites.
Number 19: Obi Wan Kenobi: hello there Yoda: greetings to you, I have from the galaxy
Louds: Hi!
Lori: It's good to meet you two.
Fernando: I never saw Star Wars but Yoda looks cool!
Sandra: Agree.
Number 20: Ronnie Anne why do you like to bully Lincoln a lot in the past anyway? (You know he doesn't like it one bit)
Ronnie Anne: I think that my answer to a question with the warning of being embarrassing in one of the three last questions can explain it.
First Interval Act
Fernando: Okay! Let's start with the Trivia.
Sandra: Here, you will know a fact about Portugal that can be of interest to the Loud Kids.
Fernando: We will alternate to both of us tell the facts. The last fact will be told by Sandra soo... The first fact will be told by her too.
Sandra: Now let's start! Lori, did you know that Portugal won several times the award of World's and Europe's Best Gold Destination?
Lori: Wait, what? I thought the best one was in our country USA.
Fernando: Leni, did you know that Ana Salazar, that is a stylist, opened a shop in Paris, in 1985, that was considered as one of the five most important temples of fashion?
Leni: What? Really?
Sandra: Luna, did you know that part of the music of Portugal was called of "Intervention Music" due to be related to politics?
Luna: Why part of it was that?
Sandra: When it was popularized, it was when our country was under a dictatorship.
Luna: Oh... Okay.
Fernando: Luan, did you know that some comedians here use humor to honor the Portuguese in your country?
Luan: No. Not a bad curiosity.
Sandra: Lynn Jr., how many times that a Portuguese athlete was an Olympic Champion?
Lynn Jr.: How many?
Sandra: Four times.
Lynn Jr.: Not bad. But the USA did way better!
Fernando: Whatever. Anyways, Lucy, did you know that the poetry writer Fernando Pessoa wrote many poems that they are actually published but most of them were with heteronyms?
Lucy: Heteronyms?
Fernando: Other names, looking like they were written by other people.
Lucy: Wait... Really?
Sandra: That is true. Lana, I know that you have an interest in Racing.
Lana: Sure I have! Formula One is cool!
Sandra: Talking about it, Portugal had a Formula One competition. But it ended in 1996 and never came back.
Lana: What? How come? Why never came back?
Sandra: I don't know. Maybe for financial issues.
Fernando: Lola, did you know that almost all of the beauty pageants, some of the people sent from Portugal, for example, Miss Internacional, even though I include other pageants, ended up with 3rd Place, were semi-finalists, finalists and even won in Miss International once in 1996?
Lola: A: You said many things. B: That is an interesting fact. In the future, I might have competition.
Sandra: Lisa, did you know that Portugal has 17 places considered by UNESCO as World Heritage?
Lisa: Yes, I know. I found it before.
Sandra (Facepalming): Dang it! (Gets an idea) How about two persons from this country gained the Nobel of Literature and the other of Physiology or Medicine?
Lisa (Surprised): Wait, what?
Fernando: Now you didn't know huh? Anyways, Lily, what you like to do to us to give a curiosity?
Lily: Uh... I like... Painting!
Fernando: Painting? That is what you meant?
Lily: Yes, I meant that!
Fernando: Okay. Soo... There are many paintings in Portugal made by Portuguese. Most are religious, cultural or related to history. Sorry, Lily. I don't know much about curiosities. However, I can show you a painting.
Lily: Okay.
Fernando (Taking his phone): Let's see a painting that you can see... (Search a Portuguese painting) Here it is! (Shows what he searched to Lily) It's called, in English, "Double Portrait".
Lily (Seeing the picture): Cool!
Sandra: Now for last... Lincoln.
Lincoln: Yes?
Sandra: Tell us: What fo you like?
Lincoln: Well... (Counts by his fingers) Curling, Comic Books, Videogames, Action Figures, Sci-Fi...
Fernando: Talking about videogames, you have heard of 12 Minutes game?
Lincoln: The indie one of Microsoft? Yes, I've heard. What about it?
Fernando: Just the fact that the creator is a Portuguese.
Lincoln (Shocked): Wait... Do you mean that the game that was chosen by the jury of Game Critics Awards as the Best Indie Game was made by a Portuguese? I thought the creator was Spanish.
Sandra: The Portuguese and Spanish names can be mistaken as the same.
Fernando: Trivia's over! Let's continue with the questions!
Number 21: To Lily, can you say SHAZAM?
Lily: SHAZAM!
At that, lightning appeared, scaring everybody, especially Lily.
Lily: Woah!
Lincoln: How this happened? It's not raining.
Luan (Joking): After you said that, it would start to rain.
Number 22: The questions I had previously asked were not for the Y universe Louds...
Author: Sorry dude. You could send again the questions?
Number 23: excellent work and I am glad you were able to enjoy that episode I don't dislike it just think like the episode that shall not be named it's just run of the mill bad
Author: Thanks and I understand.
Number 24: Lincoln and Stella, are you each other's first boyfriend and girlfriend? If not, what other ones have you had and what were (or maybe even are) your relationships with them like?
Author: Stella! Get into the stage, please.
At that, the Filipino girl gets into the stage to read the question.
Lincoln: No, I never had.
Stella: Neither me. If I had, why you think that I didn't want a boyfriend before getting feelings on Lincoln?
Number 25: 1. Has Cliff ever met Clyde's cats?
Author: I know that anyone can answer but how about the same cat?
Lisa: This time, I need to teleport him. The Author couldn't get him or the other pets in the jet.
After saying those words, she activates her portable teleport machine and creates a portal to the Loud House. Then, the cat called Cliff got out.
Lisa: And now... The translator.
Lisa points the translator at Cliff, as the cat reads the question.
Cliff: Yes but they are too crazy. My family is more than enough.
Louds: HEY!
Number 26: 2. Ronnie Anne, How did Lalo grow so big?
Author: Ronnie Anne! Your turn to be he-
Ronnie Anne (Popping out): No need. I'm here. And I already read the question. To answer, I don't know. Maybe his species of dogs are like that.
A light appeared. Everybody looks to where it came from, revealing Leni in her normal body.
Leni: Finally! I came back to normal!
Lincoln: Good to know.
Leni gets out of the stage. Then, she came back with the clothes she had in this season before the last episode.
Author: Let's continue.
Number 27: 3. Lincoln do you like hugs?
Lincoln: Yes I do.
Luna (Grinning): NOW!
At that, the Louds, Fernando, Sandra and everyone else (Excluding the audience, of course) hugged Lincoln, making him feel very hot.
Lincoln: You were planning this, huh?
Leni: Yes, we did, Linky.
Number 28: 1. For the Loud siblings minus Luna. Could you guys tell us your thoughts when Luna shrunk you?
Lincoln: I already answered for the first time I was shrunk.
Lori, Luan, Lynn Jr., and Lisa: Weird.
Lucy and Lola: Surprising.
Luan: Funny.
Leni and Lana: Cool.
Lily: I deiden't madee my opinion. (I didn't make my opinion)
Number 29: 2. Luna do you like shrinking your siblings, and if you had to shrink someone else who would it be?
Luna: Yes but I don't know who I would shrink.
Number 30: 3. For Lincoln, Luna, and Sam can you go outside for this one?
Lincoln and Luna: Sure.
Author: Sam. Follow them and read the question.
At that, Luna, Lincoln, and Sam go to an open area in the park with the audience very far.
Now Lincoln, and Sam give Luna a big hug.
Lincoln and Sam: Sure. Why not?
In this, they hug Luna.
Luna (Smiling and hugging back): Thanks.
Number 31: 4. While they are all hugging pulls out Lisa's size gun and makes Luna fifty feet tall. Surprise!
Due to this, Luna gets very tall, making her brother and her girlfriend back away fast.
Luna: Again?
Sam: Now I know how you reacted to this.
Lincoln: Noted.
Number 32: 5. Luna while your still giant can you and Sam kiss?
Luna: Sure but I think that will happen the same when Mom did the same to me and my family.
At this, Luna and Sam kiss each other. However, Luna accidentally marked her a big mark of lipstick.
Luna: Ups... Sorry, Sammy.
Now put her and Lincoln in your back pockets.
Lincoln (Shocked and going away): I'm out!
Luna: No need bro. I don't have back pockets. I use a skirt.
Number 33: Oh when everybody's heard about the bird. Bird bird bird, b-bird's a word. Oh well a bird bird bird, b-bird's a word. Oh well a bird bird bird, well bird's a word. Oh well a bird bird bird, b-bird's a word.
Everyone was annoyed at this.
Lola: Seriously?
Luan: I don't even find it funny.
Number 34: Hello. *Someone steps on my Turtle and he explodes*
This shocked everyone as someone in the audience flew to the stage, thanks to the explosion.
Sandra: You are okay, sir?
Random Man (Hurt and on the ground): Yes... I am...
Author: Somebody calls an ambulance!
Number 35: Hey Louds. Can all 11 of you dress up as the members from Team Fortress 2?
I snap my fingers that make the Louds dressing as the members of that game. Describing the clothes would take time soo I will just tell the classes: Lincoln is Soldier; Lori is a Sniper; Leni is a Medic; Luna is a Heavy; Luan is a Scout; Lynn Jr. is an Engineer; Lucy is a Pyro; Lana is a Demoman; Lola is a Medic; Lisa is a Spy and Lily is a Medic.
Author: I guess the Medic class is more popular with Loud girls.
Fernando: That sentence would be better if they ALL dressed as the Medic class.
Number 36: Hey Lisa, why do you still wear glasses, even though you fixed your eyes in Making The Grade?
Lisa: Actually, I didn't completely fix. I can see it with or without glasses. I just use them because I grew accustomed to it.
Louds: WHAT?
Lola: Prove it!
Lisa first walks with the glasses. Then, she takes them out and walks without hitting on something or falling off the stage.
Lincoln (Shocked as everybody else): W-W-What?
Number 37: Hey Lynn. If you competed yourself no matter what game, would you win, or would you win?
Lynn Jr. (Raising her right eyebrow): None because it's impossible to compete yourself. Maybe in paper or finger games may be possible but as for the rest... No.
After that, an opened door from inside appears in the stage.
Number 38: Door: "Knock knock."
Luan (Getting near to it): Who's there?
Slams the door on Luan*
Door: "THE DOOR!"
Luan flew away from the city thanks to being hit by the door. It made the Louds gasp.
Lucy: What place will Luan fall?!?
Author: I will spawn her in no time. I just need to recharge.
Luna: Come on, dude! Be fast!
After one minute, my magic is fully healed. At that, I snap my fingers to bring Luan back. However, it instead brought someone on a very weird costume, that is dancing, making sounds on the legs.
Lincoln: WRONG PERSON!
Author: I agree. I will just put that person ba-
The person in a weird costume: Wait! It's me.
That same person takes out the mask of the costume, to reveal Luan.
Louds: LUAN?
Lori: What type of costume is that?
Luan: I don't know. I found it at storage in a town that I discovered that is called of Podence.
Fernando: Podence? (Realizes something) Oh... Now I remember. You are a Careto!
Luan (Confused): A... what?
Fernando: A Careto! They are known in that place. Its tradition says that they appear in groups from every corner of the village running and shouting excitedly, frightening the people and "robbing" all the wineries. They don't literally frighten and rob but you understood.
Luan: Oh... Can I keep it?
Author: You need permission at the Caretos' house first but for me it's fine.
I snap my fingers to send Luan to Podence. Sometime later, I snap them again to Luan come back with the costume.
Luan: They agreed.
Lori: Good to know. Now let's get to the next question.
Number 39: Lincoln, which video game challenge would you consider harder? Kamui Devil Gates from Okami, or the Tails Clan from Megaman X Command Mission?
Lincoln: Uh... The... First one? It's hard to choose!
Number 40: Everybody does the flop! *Falls down face first*
It made everyone fall with their faces on the ground, except Luan that started dancing with the Careto's costume while singing.
Luan:
The do the flop guy liked to dance all the time
But he couldn't do it right no matter how hard he tried
He had two left feet from an accident at birth
And every time he danced he always flopped face first
But then one day as he jumped in the air
Everybody turned and looked and they pointed and they stared
He had a bright idea right before he hit the floor
He shouted "everybody do the flop": a new dance craze was born
Do do do the flop
Do do do the flop
Everybody do the flop
Do do do the flop
Do do do the flop
Everybody do the flop
Lola (Getting up): Luan, what are you singing?
Luan: The guy said "Everybody do the flop" and that is a song.
Lola: Wait... What?
Author: Let's forget, get up and go to the interval act.
Second Interval Act
Author: Guys, after all of this, I can explain what this interval act will be about. There is a sketch at a talk show here in Portugal called "Air Pressure" in English. To know... Lincoln, sit in the chair that will appear.
A chair appears like a magic as Lincoln sits on it. Then, the fire appears on the LED screen to raise the tension.
Sandra: Soo... Lincoln. How it's your life at home?
Lincoln: Well...
Fernando: It's crazy living with 10 sisters before, huh?
Lincoln: Yes it was. And still is now with 9 sisters.
Sandra: We can imagine.
Fernando: Now... The Pressure Question.
Lincoln sweats and gulps at hearing those words.
Sandra: For you, who is the best sister?
Lincoln (Tense): Uh...
Sandra: You can lie. Just tell the first thing you thought in your head.
Lincoln: Alright... Well... Maybe... Leni.
Fernando: And the worst?
Lincoln: Uh... God... To who I choose, be aware that I'm lying. I don't think anyone as the worst sister.
Loud Sisters: Okay.
Lincoln: I... Uh... CHOOSE LYNN!
Lynn Jr.: Wha?
Sandra: Thanks for answering. Lisa, you're next!
Lincoln goes away after getting up as Lisa gets to the chair to sit on it.
Fernando: Lisa... You are a genius kid, right?
Lisa: Yes I am.
Sandra: Surprisingly, you won prizes for your intelligence and experiments.
Lisa: It's true. It's good to be recognized.
Fernando: But you all focused on all of this makes you don't have time to make interests outside, right?
Lisa (Sweating): Kinda... I have outside interests though.
Sandra: The question is... There is any interest that you are hiding.
Lisa (Shocked): What?
Fernando: Answer to the question, Lisa.
Lisa: Well... Uh... Uh... FINE! I LIKE THOSE KIDS EDUCATIONAL SHOWS!
A cricket is heard at this.
Fernando: It still is... A confession.
Sandra: Now the last one is... (Reads the paper) Huh?
Fernando: What it is? (Takes the paper to read) I don't understand. (Shows the paper to everybody) It says "You". What does that mean?
I get near to the Loud kids and whisper something. At that, they make grins.
Author: Fernando. Sandra. Sentem-se. (Sit.)
Another chair appears, making the two Portuguese people surprised.
Fernando and Sandra: What? Us?
Lucy: Sit, please.
Sandra and Fernando (As they sit): *PORTUGUESE BLEEP*
Author: Sandra Almeida and Fernando Almeida! Language!
Lincoln: A: Their surnames are... Almeedah? B: What word they used?
Author: A: Yes. It's Almeida. B: The F one in Portuguese.
Lincoln: Oh...
Lori: Anyways... (I give to the Louds some papers) Fernando and Sandra... You are Portuguese, right?
Fernando and Sandra: Yes.
Lisa: You two are siblings, right?
Sandra: Of course!
Luan: However, like us, the siblings have their own problems with each other.
Fernando: The point is...
Lana: And the question is...
Loud Kids: What problems you have with each other?
The two adults look at each other.
Fernando: At the same time?
Sandra: Yes.
Fernando: One...
Sandra: Two... Three!
Fernando: YOU ANNOY ME BY TALKING LOUDLY WHILE SLEEPING!
Sandra (At the same time): YOU ALWAYS TALK TO THE WALLS AND THAT IS ANNOYING.
Fernando and Sandra: Wait, what?
Luan: The big joke is that the problem is about talking.
Everybody looks at her while raising their eyebrows at Luan, in confusion.
Lori: Let's... Come back to the questions.
Number 41: Hey Leni, it says "gullible" on the ceiling.
Leni looks up at the stage's ceiling, to see that word.
Leni: Uh... I don't get it.
Luan: It would be funnier if it said wet paint and Leni was shot to the ceiling.
Author: The next one is interesting.
Number 42: Moon: Hey Lincoln and Stella, you too should kiss! While wearing those Half-Life costumes. Lincoln as Gordon Freeman, and Stella as Alyx Vance.
I snap my fingers to change the couple's clothes. Then, they put their arms around each other to kiss.
Loud Sisters (While Leni takes a photo to them): Aww...
Number 43: 私が言っていることを理解できないと思います!
Crickets are heard.
Lola: I think this person doesn't know that we don't speak Chinese or what that might be.
Author: I translated. And it's Japanese. Here is what the reader meant:
I don't think I can understand what I mean!
Everyone facepalms at this.
Luna: If you don't understand what you meant, then why you sent it to us?!?
Number 44: Hey Lucy, would you rather play Perfect Dark Zero or Big Rigs Over The Road Racing?
Lucy: Perfect Dark Zero!
Number 45: Who parked Vanzilla on my sandwich?!
Lynn Sr. (Shocked): Wait, WHAT?!?
Soemone appeared from the audience and reveals a sandwich with a tiny van inside, looking to be Vanzilla.
Lynn Sr.: How did it get that small and how did it get there? (Glares at Lisa) Lisa...
Lisa: I didn't do anything!
Luan (Laughing): I got you Dad! That isn't Vanzilla! That is a toy van, with the aspect of Vanzilla!
Lynn Sr.: Huh?
That same person took out the toy from the sandwich and throws to the ground, to see that it didn't break with the crash immediately.
Person of the Audience: She made me do it by giving me 20$.
Lynn Sr.: Oh... (Looks at Luan) You got me very well, Luan. But please... Don't do it again... I was scared.
Number 46: Sid, can you lend you sneaker boots to Ronnie Anne?
Author: Sid! Come to the stage! Ronnie Anne! You too!
Ronnie Anne (Annoyed): I'm still here!
Sid came into the stage and reads the question.
Sid: Uh... Sure. (Takes out her sneaker boots and gives it to her best friend) For you.
Ronnie Anne (Smiles): Thanks, Sid.
Author: Talking about it...
Number 47: Stella, can you lend Sid your PE sneakers just for this episode since she lent hers?
Stella: Sure why not?
She went away to get her PE sneakers and gives them temporarily to Sid.
Sid: Thanks.
Number 48: Luan, can you try wearing Luna's boots with your shoes on?
Luan: I can try.
The comedian takes out Luna's boots by force.
Luna: HEY!
Luan tries to wear them with her shoes on. But she fails since they don't get inside.
Luan: I can't... They will get... Stuck!
Number 49: Lisa, can you make a device that can make Luna's voice high pitched?
Lisa: I would. But since it's not possible since I am away from my lab and the teleportation device it's just for people teleportation, it shall be for another time. And it would take time anyways.
Number 50: Once again sorry about that Leni but you'll return to normal at question 26 next episode. In the meantime, I'll call that form super plushy Leni.
Leni: A: I already went back to normal. B: The name is good.
Number 51: While stuck in that size, did you unintentionally smother a sibling with your plushy form or accidentally knock something over because you are too much woman right now to handle?
Leni: Yes. I could tell who but it's a big list.
Number 52: I guess you and your siblings will be glad you'll be returning to normal soon? It's not like after getting used to being super plushy sized you started to like being soft all over, right?
...Right?
Leni: Don't worry. I kinda liked being super plushy but I prefer the other forms and my normal one.
Number 53: Lily, while Leni was super plushy, did you jump on her bouncy belly for fun?
Lily was having a flashback of all the times she did that. Then, she snaps out.
Lily: What? What was the question agaain?
Number 54: Hi there Lincoln, I just wanted to ask if you remember the karate girl you met in the past, are the two of you friends now?
Lincoln: I remember and no. I still don't forgive her for what she did without warning!
Number 55: The Mandalorian: I'm leaving The Child (Baby Yoda) here for today, keep an eye on this little womp rat until I finished collecting my bounty
Louds: Alright.
The Baby Yoda appears and looks at them.
Lily: Hi Yodea!
Nothing is heard.
Lori (Getting near to him): Uh... You are alri-
At that, the Baby Yoda uses the Force to levitate Lori.
Lori: SOMEBODY HELP ME!
An arrow with glue at the tip hits Lori, making the Baby Yoda stop using the Force, making her fall.
Lori (Getting up and taking out the arrow): What was that?
Luna (Raising her hand): It was me. (Shows the bow) I recently saw The Mandalorian after our family got subscriptions to all streaming services, including Disney Plus.
Lori: Oh... Okay. Thanks, Luna.
Number 56: Hey Lana and Lola. Can you guys dress up as each other?
Lana: We already did it in one of the episodes of last season.
Lola: And NO WAY I will do this again!
Number 57: Hello Louds. Can you all play the series? It's on consoles and PC. There are six games. BEAT, CORE, VOID, RUNNER, FATE, and FLUX. Play the games from beginning to end.
Louds: Let's try!
Author: To be more interesting, I will say this: If you even fail at beating the desired score, you will be sent back to the stage by flying thanks to an explosion.
The Louds get out to play the games.
Sandra (Whispering to me): I don't think that they will be able.
Fernando (Whispering to me too): I agree with her, JMbuilder.
Author: We will se-
BOOM!*
Lola is sent flying to the stage first.
Lola: Ouch... This is hard.
BOOM!*
Lisa and Leni were next.
Lisa: I thought focusing well on playing would be enough to win.
Leni: I have mistaken at a part.
BOOM!*
Luan, Lana, and Lucy flew away as Lily appeared normally, after losing. (Hey! If she was 4 years old, it would happen)
Luan, Lana, and Lucy: Never try this type of challenge... Ever!
BOOM!*
Lynn Jr. was the next one to fly.
Lynn Jr.: I SHOULD HAVE PRACTICED VIDEOGA-
BOOM!*
Lynn Jr.: OW!
This yell of pain was due to Lori landing on Lynn.
Lynn (Hurt): HEY!
Lori: Sorry. I can't control where I land!
BOOM!*
The next to fly away by the explosion is... Lincoln?
Lincoln: Ouch...
Author: I thought that you would be the last one, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Let's say that the rhythm of the music if the games helped Luna on this.
Author: Oh... Luna! Come here quick!
Luna came to the stage before an explosion appeared.
Fernando: How many games you beat the desired score?
Luna: 13 games. Most of them are of RUNNER.
Number 58: Hey all Louds, can you all play Manhunt 2 on PC?
Louds: Can we take a break?
Author: Yeah... Sorry dude. Ask again next time. They aren't okay enough to play other games.
Number 59: Hey Lynn, can you beat Bruce Lee?
Lynn Jr.: Take this as an answer.
She runs away screaming of fear.
Author: This happened many times with Lori and Lincoln but... Lynn? That's new.
Number 60: Hey Lisa, spell iCup.
Author: iCup? (I remember something) OH NO! LISA! DON'T-
Lisa: i-C-u-p. Easy.
Author: Spell it...
Some of the audience gets disgusted at this while the rest explode of laughing.
Lisa: What? What's funny about iCup?
Luan whispers the meaning to Lisa. When she finished, Lisa was shocked.
Lisa (Shaking her hands): I DIDN'T KNEW THAT ICUP WAS THAT! STOP!
Fernando: They will stop like this episode. The questions ended.
Lisa: Thank god!
Sandra: Thanks for seeing this big episode. See you next time!
Everybody: GOODBYE!
The episode ends with the audience cheering.
Post Episode Scenes
As the audience goes away and the workers start packing the stuff up, I, Fernando, Sandra, and the Louds start walking to some restaurant.
Lincoln: Soo... One question: How long we are here?
Lori: Yeah! We only prepared for the show. I think we should visit the city.
The rest of the Louds: We agree!
Author: Actually... That is part of my plan too. The flight to get home is just in the next three days.
Lola: Really?
Sandra: Yeah! We have some places that you can visit.
Fernando: You think that you would go to a country just for work?
The Louds look at each other and shrug.
A montage appears with a black screen and it's heard on the background of the music "On Fire" by The Roop. Then photos start appearing: The first one was of Lori and Leni in Torre de Belém; The next one were Luan, Lincoln, and Lola, where they are inside of the traditional Trams of the city; Another one appears, showing Lisa inside of the National Coach Museum; Next one is Luna, that was on the Parque das Nações; Then, another photo appears with Lynn Jr., with the Eusebio Statue in the background, revealing to be in Estádio da Luz; Next is Lucy in the National Museum of Ancient Art; Finally, we close this chapter with a photo of everyone taking a photo in the Praça do Comércio.
Done. Finally... Sorry for taking this long.
I liked doing this episode since it happens in the capital of my country. I had to refind some curiosities about it for the Trivia.
Thanks for reading and see you soon.
(P.S: If you're asking what show I ended up having the idea of the second interval came from, it's from "5 Para a Meia-Noite" of RTP, that is ironic since in English means "5 Until Midnight" and the show doesn't start literally 5 minutes before the midnight.)
