Golf!

Written by JaJaLoo


Plot: To take their mind off of James' death, Nicholas takes the guys to a mini-golf course, where they spend the entire time bickering and arguing.


Note: I FINALLY have some feedback! ElectricSupernova, who plays Will, told me that how I wrote him fits his personality in real life.


No one had left 2004 Wentz Avenue since James died.

The users were all depressed beyond belief.

Especially Jackson.

James was one of Jackson's best friends, the first one to recognize his talent as a writer.

And now he was gone.

Naturally, when Jackson was upset, he locks himself in his bedroom.

And this time, no one could come in.

So, to take everyone's mind off James' death, Nicholas decided to take the guys mini golfing.

This is that story.


It all started when Nicholas walked over to a bench Patrick was sitting on.

He had installed a James S. Reynolds Memorial Bench over the coffin.

Around it were bouquets of flowers from the neighbors, and candles all around.

Nicholas sat next to Patrick.

"I know James' death has been hard on us all." he said.

"Jackson especially." Patrick said.

Nicholas looked down.

"Yeah..."

"What are we going to do, Nicholas?" Patrick asked.

"Well, we'll just have to cut the position of social media announcing until someone new moves into the house." Nicholas replied. "Until then, we'll have to do all our projects in secret."

The two got up and walked inside.


Inside, everyone except Jackson was watching Forrest Gump.

It was James' favorite movie.

Nicholas and Patrick joined them on the couch, and then Nicholas got up.

"I'm going to check on Jackson." he said.

Nicholas slowly descended up the stairs, and knocked on Jackson's door.

"New England Clam Chowder, white." he said.

Suddenly, the door unlocked.

Nicholas slowly opened the door, and what he saw surprised him.

THE RETURN OF SATURN ALBUM COVER REPLICA WAS GONE.

Nicholas ran into the room, feeling the walls.

It was gone. It was all gone.

Suddenly, Jackson exited the closet to see Nicholas in shock.

"It was a matter of time before someone visited." Jackson said.

"You...the...room...what...WHY DID YOU TAKE IT DOWN?" Nicholas shouted.

"Simple, because of James. He helped me make the thing, and now that he's dead, I don't want any reminders of him."

Jackson flopped on his bed.

Nicholas stared at him.

"Jackson, think about this. Isn't destroying the work you two made together kind of disrespectful?" he asked.

Jackson seemed to ponder this.

"I guess you're right."

And with that, Jackson pulled out his remote, and changed the room.

"Good to have you back." Jackson said.

"Alright, there's a meeting in the living room. Join us." Nicholas said.


The guys were assembled in the living room.

Nicholas faced them all.

"Look." he said. "I know that James' death has impacted all of us."

"Tell me about it." Wildcat said. "I shouldn't have brought him to the mattress store."

"So, we're all going out for one of James' favorite pastimes." Nicholas said.

"And that is?" Nemo asked.

"Mini golf."

Everyone looked at each other.

"Mini golf, huh?" Patrick asked.

"Sounds fun." Will said. "But why not actual golf?"

"The real golf is boring as tar." Nicholas said.

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Alright, in the truck."

They all piled in the truck.


Nemo's truck pulled up in front of a family fun center.

"Huh." Nemo said. "I've always wanted to come here."

"You haven't been here in the seven years you've been here?" Will asked.

"I don't think so."

"Come on, guys." Nicholas said. "We can have a bit of fun before we do the real thing."

And that they did.

Jackson basically OWNED everybody.

He trounced Wildcat at a car racing game, humiliated Nemo at whack-a-mole, destroyed Will and Berry at the go-karts, and somehow flipped Nicholas and Patrick's bumper boats over.

But soon enough, it was time for the main event.

The guys got their putters, chose the colors of their golf balls, and ventured out into the green.

"Alright. We're here." Will said. "Now what?"

"We'll split up. Four on each course." Nicholas said.

"Um, Nicholas? Think of the reason we're here." Jackson said.

Nicholas hung his head.

"Right...alright, Jackson, Berry, and Nemo on one course, and me, Patrick, Will, and Wildcat on the other." Nicholas said.

"Where's Will's temp when we need him?" Nemo asked.

The two groups split up, and went down each path.


Nicholas, as leader of the wiki, went first.

He put his green ball down, and aimed.

He missed the hole.

"Darn. Easiest hole, and I missed."

"Well, because you suck." Patrick said.

"Oh, shut up. It's not like you could do any better." Nicholas said.

"I know I can." Wildcat said, putting his ball down.

And needless to say, Wildcat let his ego get to his head.

"Better, huh?"

Wildcat glared at him.


Meanwhile, the others were on the third hole.

"I never thought I'd be so good." Jackson said.

"Are you bragging?" Nemo asked.

"What makes you say that?"

"Well, for one, you've gotten a hole in one on the first two holes." Berry said.

"Are you cheating?" Nemo asked.

"Absolutely not." Jackson said.

"I say you have a remote control ball, that's why you brought your own ball." Nemo said.

Jackson scoffed, and placed his ball down.

He aimed, and fired.

Once again, he got a hole in one.

"Was that cheating?" he asked, smirking.

Nemo groaned.

"I'm a natural Happy Gilmore." Jackson said.


Wildcat had taken forever to finish his putt, and they were a little behind.

Nicholas, Will, and Patrick were waiting for a long time.

"While we're young, Wildcat?" Nicholas asked.

"One minute, moron." Wildcat replied. "I have to find the perfect angle."

And once he did that, he missed.

Everyone groaned.

After another six tries, Wildcat finally made it in.

"YES! Finally!" he shouted, throwing his golf club in the air.

It flew right through a window.

"Oops." Wildcat said.


Meanwhile, at a windmill display, Nemo had placed his ball down, and putted.

He missed, but it got to the other area.

Jackson was next.

"Alright. Now to aim carefully, and..."

He took his shot.

It was blocked by the fans.

Thinking quickly, Jackson ran to his ball, and threw the ball in the hole.

"What the...YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" Nemo shouted.

"Did it back in the day." Jackson said.

"Nemo! Stop the ball!" Berry shouted.

Nemo put his foot on the hole.

"What the..." Jackson said.

"Oh, looks like your perfect game is gone." Nemo said.

"You little..."

Jackson DIVED from the windmill, attempting to land on Nemo.

He missed, and landed in a nearby pond.

Climbing out, soaking wet, Jackson turned a sharp glare at Nemo.

"Next hole?" Berry asked.


The others were on the second hole.

Once again, Wildcat was taking forever.

"Jeez, Wildcat. We've been here an hour, and we're on the second hole!" Nicholas shouted.

"Well, I'm sorry. The ball is just misfiring!" Wildcat shouted.

"Or it's because you suck..." Patrick muttered.

Wildcat heard this, and leaped on Patrick.

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"

"WHAT THE...STOP!" Will shouted.

Wildcat was using his putter to choke out Patrick.

Nicholas sighed, got onto the railing of the bridge, and drop kicked Wildcat off the bridge.

He landed flat on his back on another hole, where a family looked on, mortified.

Nicholas, Patrick, and Will looked down at him.

"Don't think you have it off either, Patrick." Nicholas said. "You started that."

And then Nicholas whacked Patrick with his putter.


Meanwhile, Jackson, Nemo, and Berry were on the thirteenth hole, and saw Patrick getting beat up, and Wildcat trying to climb up the bridge.

"Geez, what happened there?" Jackson asked.

"I don't know. I'll go ask." Nemo said, walking across the course.

When Nemo got there, he approached Nicholas, who was in a swordfight with Patrick.

"Hey, Nicholas, what's going..."

WHACK!

Nemo was sent flying onto the course where Wildcat was.

"OW! Alright, THAT DOES IT!" Nemo shouted, bounding up the rocks.

He bodyslammed into Nicholas and sent him flying.

"NEMO!" Berry shouted, running to join the battle.

Soon enough, he had obtained a golf ball cannon, and opened fire.

Nicholas played one of Jackson's playlists on Spotify, and Old School Hollywood by System of a Down played.

Pretty soon, it was all out warfare.

Everybody that wasn't a user had left, and anyone who was a user fought each other to the brim.

Jackson was the only one not fighting.

"This is disrespecting James. I have to do something about this." he said, running away.

A few minutes later, the guys were still fighting when a familiar voice came over the announcements.

"Guys. Stop this..."

Everyone looked at each other.

"It can't be." Will said.

"JAMES?" Nicholas shouted.


It was actually Jackson, imitating James.

I told you he was a good actor.

"All this fighting on a golf course is disrespecting me. Please stop this infernal fighting!" he said.


Outside, the users all dropped their golf clubs, and walked inside.

"James is right." Patrick said. "We shouldn't be fighting like this."

"I agree." Berry said. "Let's all just go home."


Once inside, they saw Jackson, at a claw machine, with a hot dog in hand.

"Darn." He turned around. "Oh, hey, guys. What did I miss?"

"A catastrophic fight." Nemo said.

"Then James' voice came out of nowhere, and told us to stop fighting.

Jackson got a fake look of shock.

"Wow. Did he possess the intercom, or what?" he asked.

"I don't know, but what I know is that we should never play golf together again." Nicholas said.

The users all nodded in agreement and left the building.

And all was well with the wiki again.


CAST

NMMacc18 - Nicholas

JaJaLoo - Jackson

NLG343 - Nemo

ElectricSupernova - Will

Pjdem06 - Patrick

StrayberryFilling - Berry

NotWildcat - Wildcat


Next episode: Z- - When Jackson's prized bass guitar is broken by Patrick, he makes him screw up on an exam.