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Chapter 33- The (Un)Luck of the Irish
The audience were sitting, muttering amongst themselves when the words- 'I am the Man' appeared on the screen. Below them was written- 'Deadpool.'
A very familiar tune also played.
All cheered hysterically as Wade walked out from backstage, his sword held up high in the air as the cheering got even louder than before.
He then stood up on the podium with his sword raised and the cheering got even louder.
Then the music stopped and the screen shut off as Wade coolly sheathed his sword, making all clap again as he said. "Now if only Becky Lynch was this hot."
All laughed at the joke as Wade said. "Anyway, last time we were here, Lionel was showing Lillian how to be a real Luthor parent."
All laughed again and applauded at the reminder as Wade said. "Now today, both versions of Silver Banshee will face each other."
All applauded as Wade said. "So on one side, we have Siobhan McDougal from Smallville, played by Odessa Rae. She was a woman who had been murdered by her brother and cursed. She was sent to the Underworld and returned with great strength and a killer wail, see what I did there?"
All laughed and applauded at the pun as Wade continued. "The villagers called her Silver Banshee. Her brother used a Scottish ritual to burn her body and blood so she couldn't return and the only way was if her portrait was revealed. In Season 9, Lois scratched her portrait in the McDougal Inn and she possessed a woman, murdering that woman's boyfriend. Then she possessed Chloe and tried to seduce Clark, but he resisted. Lois, who had seen it, stormed off angrily so Banshee possessed her and attacked Oliver just as Clark and Chloe arrived. She fought Clark while Chloe burnt her portrait, sending her back to the Underworld. What a strange episode isn't it?"
All laughed and applauded as images of Odessa Rae's Siobhan McDougal aka Silver Banshee appeared on the screen behind Wade as he continued. "On the other side, we have Siobhan Smythe from Supergirl in Arrowverse, played by Italia Ricci who is married to Robbie Amell, who played Ronnie Raymond on Flash. Anyway, her name is Smythe, so that alone means she has to be a huge jerk, and she was, to Kara, who was constantly bullied by her. Her ancestors had stolen something from a banshee so she had cursed the women to develop a wail if anyone wronged them and also that they would be unlikable. So her surname is Smythe and she is cursed to be unlikable? Damn! How did Winn ever like her?"
All laughed hysterically and applauded as Wade continued. "After Red K Kara got her fired, she sent nasty e-mails to Cat from Kara's laptop but was caught due to her writing pattern, and while drinking, she fell off a roof and that was when she developed her sonic scream, with her aunt explaining about it. She decided to kill Kara for having wronged her and teamed up with Livewire, but Supergirl and Flash beat them both. That's it for this Siobhan. She is pretty strange too."
All laughed and applauded again as images of Italia Ricci's Siobhan Smythe aka Silver Banshee appeard on the screen behind Wade while he said. "I think we should let these two decide who is the better Siobhan aka Silver Banshee."
Siobhan Smythe walked into the McDougal Inn and looked at the portrait of Siobhan McDougal. With a smirk, she scratched the portrait and Siobhan McDougal crawled out of it with a mad wail as she stood up.
Siobhan Smythe then ran out into the forest and Siobhan McDougal ran after her, until the two Silver Banshees stopped and stared at each other with smirks.
"I am a hateful and very unlikable person due to a combination of my surname being Smythe and a curse placed upon the women of my family", Siobhan Smythe said. "What have you got?"
"I am a murdered woman who returned as a spirit but my body and blood was burnt so the only way to bring me back was to reveal my portrait", Siobhan McDougal said. "And I have a lust for men."
"Can you defeat me?" Siobhan Smythe asked.
"I am pretty sure I can", Siobhan McDougal countered calmly.
"Very well then", Siobhan Smythe said before she unleashed her sonic scream.
Siobhan McDougal unleashed her sonic scream as well. Both the screams clashed and tried to overpower the other, with both Siobhans putting full power into their sonic screams and increasing them little by little.
Eventually, Siobhan McDougal's sonic scream overpowered Siobhan Smythe's sonic scream, making her fall down.
Siobhan McDougal then ran at her but Siobhan Smythe turned around and ran back into McDougal inn, with Siobhan McDougal chasing her.
Siobhan Smythe stopped in front of Siobhan McDougal's portrait and unleashed her sonic scream on it.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Siobhan McDougal screamed in horror before she unleashed her sonic scream on Siobhan Smythe.
Siobhan Smythe's sonic scream hit Siobhan McDougal's portrait at full power and shattered it into pieces just as Siobhan McDougal's sonic scream hit Siobhan Smythe at full power and shattered her bones, her skin and all of her internal organs.
Siobhan Smythe fell down, dead, while Siobhan McDougal screamed in horror and agony before her spirit was dragged into the Underworld once more and sealed off forever.
"Well, that happened", Wade said as all laughed and applauded. "It's not that both were equally good. It's that both were equally lame!"
All laughed again and nodded in agreement before applauding as Wade said. "Scoreboard!"
Smallville: 20
Arrowverse: 10
"And score doesn't change at all because it's a tie due to them both being equally lame", Wade said as all laughed again. "So I will see you all next time with another lame round which involves the two lightning fatales."
All applauded as Wade said. "See you all next time."
Like Wade said, it's a tie due to them being equally lame.
Anyway, hope everyone enjoyed and see you all next time with another chapter where the two Livewires clash. Until then, stay safe from the coronavirus ya all!
