Author Notes: Hey guys! This chapter was both fun and slightly challenging to write, it reached 9.7K! I debated splitting it up because it was so long, but I'm too lazy. Maybe I'll come back tomorrow to do it.
If you don't know the details of the location Magus will go to, it's okay. You should still have no problem following along. If your curious, feel free to google the terminology and it can be explained. If you do know, then enjoy it!
P.S. I will be uploading a chapter for all of Magus's current summons and some other miscleanious info soon. Please don't get mad at me for it not being a real chapter (Insert teary eyed emoji).
disc* / WYjndVY
"Somebody speaking."
'Somebody thinking.'
"Spells" and "Messages"
"Alerts."
Disclaimer: I do not own harry potter, solo leveling, overlord, bleach, akame ga kill, danmachi, pokemon, one-piece, CCG, Toriko, or any other anime/novel/manga that I may use.
Previously:
When noon came the next day, we had an unannounced visitor.
Present:
Nyx's Vacation
Peverell Mansion:
Walking down the stairs to the dining room for brunch after an eight-hour session of sex with my women left me entirely unprepared for an unannounced guest that managed to get through every defense of the mansion undetected.
"LLLLIIIIITTTLLLLEEE MMMAAAGGUUUSS!" (If you don't know who this is….-_-)
"OOF!" (Magus)
'That's weird, I could have sworn I was enjoying my post-sex bliss and walking to the dining room. So why am I on the ground and in extreme pain?'
"LITTLE MAGUS! I MISSED YOU! DID YOU MISS ME?" (Nyx)
'Ah, that's why.'
"Gr…eeaa..t… to…see….y..ou….gr..a..n.. .." (Magus)
'This is the part where it ends, right? Right?! Why are you squeezing harder?!'
Seemingly having enough, Nyx dropped me and gave me a giant smile.
"Did I surprise you? I wanted to see the happiness on your face when you saw it was me!" (Nyx)
'The feeling of being released from her 'hugs' brings me extreme happiness.'
"*cough* *cough* It's great to see you grandma, what brings you here?" (Magus)
"Am I not welcome?" (Nyx)
'How can a woman say such a thing and look both sad and threatening at the same time.'
"Of course you are! Family Is always welcome in my home." (Magus)
"Mn, good answer. Let's wait for the girls to wake up and join us, in the meantime, we can talk about all the fun things I did with your present." (Nyx)
I sweatdropped at that.
'It wasn't exactly a present, but this is one of those moments in life; you just nod your head and smile.'
We spoke for around an hour about her pranks.
In the one-piece world, she connected a den den mushi to every island in the world and set it up in the World Government five elders' room. Then she planted a mental suggestion into IM's mind to enter the room, and once they were all together, she dropped the onions in. The whole world saw the true leaders of the world government suffering. It was perfect.
In the Naruto world, she waited until the Five Kage summit, and right when Sasuke burst through the floor and into the meeting, she threw the onions in. The entire future changed due to the next fifteen minutes of pain the veteran trained shinobi suffered. They all joined hands to hunt down whoever did it, fought the fourth war, and eventually, peace was established. It was perfect.
In the HunterXHunter world, she dropped it on the phantom troupe during the Yorknew Auction arc.
In the Bleach world, she got Aizen and Yamamoto during the war.
In the Fairy tail world, she got the magic counsel while they were arguing over firing Etherion during the tower of heaven arc. It turned out that Jellal's unique thought projection transferred sense stimulation back to the main body, and it broke his possession by Ultear.
She went trigger happy in loads of worlds from Kenichi, to Kaze no Stigma, to Project K. But her favorite was the DXD world. She got EVERYONE! She got Issei at least thirteen times, but she kept attacking anyone with an arrogant/loud/brash personality.
They started issuing hazard suits to all factions in hopes of catching whatever or whoever was causing the attack. Unfortunately, hazard suits still won't protect you.
The terror of magical onions was spread through the multiverse, anyone discovered walking around with an onion that had the slightest bit of mana was detained and questioned.
During her tale, the girls walked in, and after a round of death hugs, we sat down for a meal while she talked.
"Hahahaha! Ah~~ grandma, I must become your student!" (Yoru)
"YAY! You will be student #342! I started the legacy of pranksters throughout the universe! Zelretch was student #87." (Nyx)
Nyx stood up on the table and puffed her nonexistent chest out with her declaration.
Bella, Akame, and I all looked at Yoru with sympathy. After realizing what she said, Yoru paled and looked at us for help.
'I'm sorry love, there is no saving one from grandma."
"Since you are all bonded, that means you are all my students! Bella is #343, Akame is #344, and Magus is #345. I'll make sure you only lose your life a few times this time!"
Now we paled while Yoru looked a bit relieved and a bit apologetic. I decided to change topics and divert grandma's attention.
"So, grandma, what was the main reason you came to visit besides seeing us?" (Magus)
"Hm? Oh right! I almost forgot. Well, I had fun playing with your gift, and I thought hard about what to give you in return. Its only right you know." (Nyx)
I had a very bad feeling.
"No, no, grandma, you are a goddess! It's only right for others to give you gifts and sacrifices." (Magus)
'Buy it, buy it, buy it.'
"Aw~~ Your so sweet little Magus!" (Nyx)
'Did it work?'
My eyes held a trace of hope in them.
"I have to give it to you anyway because I want to!" (Nyx)
The trace was extinguished.
'FFUUCCKK….. *sigh* let's just deal with it.'
"I think I speak for all of us when I say thank you grandma, we know you would never truly harm us, ha..ha…ha..ha.." (Magus)
Nyx nodded her head and completely dismissed my hollow laugh.
"I came up with the best thing! For the next two months, you four are taking a trip!" (Nyx)
"A trip?" (Akame)
Just then, Tom appeared with a large box, and Nyx took it and made it disappear, I got an alert of it appearing in my inventory.
"Tom?" (Magus)
"My apologies sir, I was not able to stop her so I thought it best to assist you as much as I could." (Tom)
I could understand his troubles, there is no stopping the Ultimate Loli when she wants something. I gave him a nod and turned back to Nyx.
"Yes! A trip! In accordance with the things you all would love to have; I have decided to send you all to the world of _. I added a box of extra supplies and threw it in the inventory."
"What…?" (Bella)
"Where…?" (Yoru)
"Why…?" (Akame)
"*Sigh* When?" (Magus)
"Right now!" (Nyx)
The ground turned into a dark emptiness, and the four of us fell in with Nyx's final words in our ears.
"Enjoy it you guys! Magus! Check your Alerts when you get there! Have fun! (Nyx)
I sent out a few tendrils of shadows and drew the girls into my arms.
'This should be interesting.'
*Line Break*
The highest mountain top in the world:
When the light flooded the dark space we were in, we were momentarily blinded.
When we adjusted, we looked around and found ourselves on a snow- and ice-covered mountain top. The view was breathtaking, and it stretched out beyond the horizon.
I cast a warming charm over us.
"Should we talk about what just happened?" (Yoru)
"Yes, but before that, Magus should check the Alert." (Bella)
I nodded at that and pulled it up, the girls huddled in.
[Alert:
Grandma's Vacation!
Welcome to the world of Skyrim!
You have two months to have fun and do whatever you want.
A few rules for you lovebirds:
1. Magus, unless you give up a shadow, you can't make another one from this world, and you can only do it once. The souls of the beings of this land are protected and owned by the gods of the land. They will not bother you or risk offending me, but they will intervene if you go too far. A few of them like Akatosh are more lenient.
2. This world isn't like those fanfictions with incredibly strong old people, it's like the game.
3. As a bonus, if you four can do something that makes me laugh, I will give you a gift depending on how funny it was.
At the end of two months, a portal will open up, just like how you got there.
Have fun!
Love, grandma. ]
"Well, that just happened." (Magus)
"Eh, when you stop to think about it, if it wasn't so sudden, it would be awesome." (Yoru)
"*Sigh* I can't disagree with you there." (Bella)
"Mn, look at the bright side." (Akame)
'Bright side…!'
A new thought hit me.
"Girls!"
I got their attention.
"We are in the Skyrim world."
"We got that from the message, what's your point?" (Yoru)
"We are in the Skyrim world, that means new resources." (Magus)
They all got wide eyes at that.
'Soul gems, new metals…..'
"Potion ingredients…!" (Bella)
"New Meeeaaaatt….!" (Akame)
"New Sussshhiii…!" (Yoru)
Our eyes lit up with desire, and the world shivered a little. A storm was coming. Even in these turbulent times, the inhabitants of this world will never forget the legend of this unstoppable force that appeared and disappeared like the wind.
*Line Break*
One month later:
In all the nine holds, new rumors were spreading like wildfire.
A young woman with midnight hair and green highlights was seen storming every Apothecary and using an endless amount of gold to purchase every ingredient and every recipe in stock. She cleaned out years of stock, and when she finished, she demanded the locations of the ingredients in the wild, no matter where they were located.
A young woman with purple hair and dark skin was seen raiding every fishing village and trading gold and bags of food for every fish in stock, she cleaned out an entire fleet's worth of products.
Another young woman with black hair and red highlights was seen by a few witnesses to be charging straight into mammoth territory, muttering the words 'Eliminate' 'Meat' 'Revenge.' If the sounds of mammoths going into a rampage were taken into consideration, the woman seemed to be on a very determined hunt.
And then there was a young man, looking around 19 years old, with a mane of white hair and wine-red eyes, he could have fit in like any other Nord with his size, but his hair gave him away. Some even wondered if he was a vampire. He stormed every blacksmith's shop and bought all their raw materials; he didn't even look at the merchandise. Then he sought out every spell vendor he could find and cleaned out their soul gems and spell tomes.
These four individuals were on a warpath, and anyone who tried to approach them was mercilessly thrown away. The ones with good intentions found themselves a few blocks away unharmed, while the ones with bad intentions found themselves miles from the nearest city near wild beast habitats like trolls. No one wants to be near a troll.
There were also other rumors of the same four individuals appearing in areas where massive unknown feline beasts were said to be seen.
There were rumors of a strange pitch-black owl being seen entering Jarl's quarters, staring them down, and then flying off after mocking them. The jarls of the nine holds put out a bounty to anyone who kills the bird.
The only thing that was confirmed was that all of these rumors were focused on this strange group.
*Line Break*
"Ok, let's report what we accomplished this month." (Magus)
Wrapped in thick Direwolf fur coats, we were sitting around a campfire next to a wizard's tent. A wizard's tent looks normal on the outside but has a large expanded space on the inside with beds, a kitchen, a living room area, and other custom options depending on the owner.
We were enjoying some hot chocolate and resting in the area between Winterhold and Windhelm. Not many come through these areas.
Bella spoke up from her spot, cuddled up next to me.
"It's a good thing you kept all our gold in your inventory, I spent thousands to clean out every potion ingredient I could find, and I raided the Eldergleem sanctuary and took everything I could find, but I used my mana to give the area a growth boost in return. Most of the potion recipes I found were incredibly simple, these people used these high-quality ingredients and just threw them together, they never studied how to fine-tune them! It's insulting to a potion's mistress like me.
This lady in Whiterun offered to teach me about making potions, so I humored her to see if there was anything new to see. I had to stop myself from poisoning her when I saw how she made the damn potion!
Anyway, we have a few years' worths of stock of anything I could find and the seeds and saplings of others to keep growing them." (Bella)
I rubbed her back to calm her down and gave her a kiss.
"Great job love, we will keep an eye out for anything we didn't get. Yoru, how about you?" (Magus)
Yoru was sitting between my legs, laying back against me, and enjoying mine and Akame's petting.
"I took aalllll of the fish. It seems the vital energy of this world is much higher than the Harry Potter one because all of the living beings here from the people to the animals and fish have some incredible biology. It's a real chicken and the egg situation because I can't tell if humans grew stronger from eating the animals, if something else caused all of life to evolve, or if these are all descendants of something.
Anyway, the fish I gathered has incredible nutrition levels, and we can eat it ourselves or sell them. They are cheap here, but they would be incredibly high quality in other worlds." (Yoru)
She has a good point. Even the bandits we killed showed a tremendous amount of vitality. An average wizard from the Harry Potter world would be killed with a single punch from an average bandit here.
I gave her a rough petting and kissed her head.
"Purfect love, I was a bit unsure what to do with you when you went running off, screaming about sushi, but it turned out great in the end. How about you Akame?" (Magus)
"I hunted…all the meat…" (Akame)
I got a bit worried about that.
"You don't mean you hunted to extinction, right?" (Magus)
She shook her head, and I let out a sigh of relief.
'The gods of this world, especially Hircine, would probably get upset if we destroyed the ecosystem.'
"I wanted the jewel meat…..none of them had it.." (Akame)
'We really need to find one of those elephants or Akame will never let it go.'
"And?" (Yoru)
"I gathered meat from the land animals, the mammoths, goats, pheasants, chickens, cows, rabbits, deer, mudcrab, and horkers. I had to make sure they were safe for the rest of you to eat. I killed all the trolls I found and left them; I only took two skulls since you asked for them." (Akame)
We rolled our eyes, but she was so adorable we couldn't even be annoyed; we all just cuddled her.
"Good job love, thanks to you, we have new food to play with in the kitchen and all the byproducts of all the animals. They could be useful for different situations. And all trolls should die, I only need a few skulls to experiment with the enchanting tables they have here." (Magus)
The girls nodded at that.
"And you, dear?" (Bella)
"I raided every blacksmith I could find to gather smithing materials, the quality of some of these metals is crazy, Ebony is only a few steps down from Adamantium, but it's far lighter, and Stalhrim is the same with Mithril except its aimed far more towards cold type enchantments.
The lower quality metals are still above what we can typically find in the Harry Potter world, and they are much more mana conductive. I would put Goblin silver somewhere between Dwarven and Orcish in quality, but it has the unique ability to damage things that are protected by magic.
I am not that great with bones, so I can't do much with a dragon's bones, we might be able to use them for other things though. And Daedric type metal isn't a great idea since the metal depends on the gods of this land. In other worlds it would grow brittle.
I plan for us to keep our Goblin silver weapons as backups for particular situations and forge us some weapons from Ebony.
Aside from forging, I found every supplier of soul gem's I could remember from the game and took everything from petty to grand and the occasional black. Once we leave this world, we won't be able to get any more of them unless we come back.
I also took any spell tome I could find. Harry Potter magic is more versatile, but the ones here are far more powerful. I have doubts about it working as well in other worlds, but at least we can study the tomes and recreate a few things." (Magus)
I let us digest all of that before continuing.
"Now, we have one month left. I want to do a few things in that time.
We should continue to remain on the sidelines, I don't want to get involved with the mess of a civil war, but we can take advantage of the chaos, that's the only reason we were not bothered so much this last month. I doubt the Dragonborn can clean up all of Skyrim like a game character who fast travels everywhere to do every single job.
We should raid bandit camps to get some training with humanoid targets, I know we all have done it in the past, but now we have new abilities.
We should let the shadows level a bit with some targets.
We should attack some of these dragons. We aren't Dragonborn or anything, so we can't absorb their souls. However, as someone with a minor divinity in death, I think I can modify some grand soul gems to hold them and enchant things with them. We can't go too far though, let's only take a few of them, so we don't piss off Akatosh.
And finally, we need to plan the big prank, and I want to sneak into the college of Winterhold to use a book scanning spell in their library." (Magus)
The girls nodded.
"Mn, it sounds fun." (Akame)
"Yeah, I have a few ideas for the prank." (Yoru)
"If you're going to the college, take the potion ingredients too." (Bella)
'She says it like I'm going to the supermarket, haha.'
"Yes dear, and Yoru, what ideas do you have?" (Magus)
"Wait, wait, before that, it's cold out here, let's go inside and 'warm-up'." (Bella)
Bella gave us a lustful smile, and the idea of planning things flew out of our minds. All of our eyes intensified like we were going to war. We were handsome and beautiful, extremely fit, and deeply in love, sex was a daily part of our lives.
'Planning can wait.'
Despite the silencing ward on the tent, the ground of the forest still vibrated with an intensity that night.
*Line Break*
From the east to the west, all the bandit camps of Skyrim's lands were being taken down one after the other. The majority of citizens were following the Dragonborn's journey, so only a few were noticing the change.
(AN: WARNING: I have no mercy for bandits who rape and destroy for joy in life.)
With Magus:
'I'm a nice guy, let's give all these bandits the requirements they need to be a guard for a hold.'
I stormed the camp while playing the song ' Arrow in the Knee' from the meme while shooting every bandit I met in the knee with an arrow.
"One for you~" (Magus)
"AH!" (Bandit #1)
"And you~" (Magus)
"OW!" (Bandit #2)
"Oh, I hit your calf, let me try again." (Magus)
"NO! OW!" (Bandit #3)
I turned up the volume and did a little dance while shadow traveling through the place.
I came upon the bandit chief, and he was covered from head to toe in armor, he gave me a cocky smile.
"You can't shoot me with an arrow, you bastard!" (Bandit chief #1)
I gave him a deadpan look while taking his sweet role from the table.
"HEY! That was mine!" (Bandit chief #1)
"I'm a petty guy, bite me. TMNP, remove his armor." (Magus)
My Niffler team rose up from my shadow, and their eyes glinted with determination after getting a new mission. The armor was shiny.
"What the fuck are those!?" (Bandit chief #1)
"You should have just received the guard qualifications man. Sic him." (Magus)
They charged.
"Ah! No! Get off me! Don't touch me there! Aaahh~" (Bandit chief #1)
*choke*
'*Cough* *cough* I almost died from a sweet roll, I'm placing this memory in the containment laptop at #7.'
I glared at the shivering Orc.
"You bastard! You almost scared me for life!" (Magus)
"What about me!" (Bandit chief #1)
"You get double guard qualifications!" (Magus)
I shot both his knees and walked out.
"That was disturbing on so many levels." (Magus)
I turned to all the moaning bandits with arrows in their knees and spoke up.
"I used to be an adventurer like you! But then I took an arrow in the knee! Now you can all be guards! Yay!" (Magus)
As I walked off, I summoned my two illusionist shadows.
"Obliviate their memory of me." (Magus)
'I wonder how the girls are doing.'
*Line Break*
With Bella:
A light mist blew through a bandit camp and quickly entered the bodies of all its inhabitants.
'It's easy to paralyze or put others to sleep, but that won't do me as much good with higher leveled opponents. I need to practice with mental effect poisons, my more lethal moves are only safe when I am alone.'
The poison began to take effect.
"Who are you!" (Bandit #4)
"Alan! Where are you!" (Bandit #5)
"AH! A monster!" (Bandit #6)
"WIIILLSSOONN!" (Bandit #7)
A creepy noise started resounding in the area, and all the bandits lost it and began slaughtering each other.
'Using the music box spell to play dramatic horror movie music works well with hallucinogenic poison, good to know.'
Bella walked through the carnage with a noble woman's grace and hummed along with the music.
'I wonder how everyone else is doing.'
*Line Break*
With Yoru:
A black cat was sitting on top of a wall, looking at bandits walk around and licking its paw.
'Let's see just how fast I can take out these forty or so bandits.'
The cat transformed into a stunning purple-haired and dark-skinned woman. Her mouth shifted into a predator's smile, and she disappeared in a small flash.
{Slick}
{Slice}
She appeared between the bandits and moved with such speed that her razor-sharp gauntlets never got stained with the blood of the throats she slit.
The bandits fell while they couldn't make a sound and died in silent agony.
'Let's throw some runes in for fun.'
While running around, Yoru planted runes directly on the paths a few bandits were walking on.
A few seconds later and each bandit was being electrocuted from the inside out, their brains shut down and they died.
'I can do a lot of things with runes, but using my own element is the most effective.'
Yoru stopped after the bandit chief fell over with a large hole in his throat.
"Forty bandits in forty seconds, one second for each. Not to bad, and I even made the flash significantly less noticeable. Next time I'll test out my AOF lightning attacks." (Yoru)
'I wonder how the rest are doing? Our instincts should act up after causing bloodshed, the sex will probably be animalistic tonight~~'
*Line Break*
With Akame:
A unique situation was occurring in a particular bandit camp.
*nom* *nom*
"Here! Try this one!" (Bandit #8)
*nom* *nom*
"No! This one is better!" (Bandit #9)
*nom* *nom*
"Screw those guys! I made this one with my own hands!" (Bandit #10)
*nom* *nom*
"Give the goddess some space! She can't eat in peace!" (Bandit chief #2)
*nom* *nom*
A doll-like beautiful young woman with black hair and red highlights walked into a bandit camp, and every bandit that saw her quickly changed from having bad intentions to wanting to make her smile with every fiber of their being. They brought out everything they owned, and the young woman accepted the food.
'The food has no sin.'
"Goddess-Sama! What else do you need from us! Please, tell us!" (Bandit chief #2)
"Please, Goddess-Sama!" (Bandit #11)
*nom* *nom* *gulp*
"Please...…. die."
"Wha…?" (Bandit chief #2)
The chief fainted.
Every bandit quickly started falling to the ground without any warning. They all had a small red flame on the back of their legs that was not burning anything.
"You all have tainted souls, please except a painless death and live a peaceful life next time." (Akame)
All the bandits were covered in flames and reduced to ash.
'I want some more food; I'll return to the others.'
She disappeared in a flash of fire.
*Line Break*
With the owl and the TMNP:
A pitch-black owl swooped into a bandit camp and landed at its highest point.
From her shadow, four shadowy Platypus's took shape.
The owl didn't turn its head, but its aura projected what it wanted to say.
'Go forth, mongrels! Give them death!'
The TMNP saluted her and shot off.
They appeared in all corners of the camp.
In the bedrooms, they slit the sleeping bandits' throats.
In the living area, they bashed bandits over the head and snapped their necks.
In the bathroom, they paused to drop a bar of soap between two men showering and waited…then they slit their throat.
They worked as a team, taking dramatic poses and pausing for imaginary spotlights.
Their last destination was the kitchen, they knocked out the bandits inside and set the whole thing on fire.
They took out cigars from their small space pockets and lit them on the flames.
Now that their mission was over, their eyes glinted as if to say one thing.
'Shiny first, report second.'
(AN: I know what they look like, but I imagine them as Kung Fu Dugongs from one piece)
*Line Break*
While the TMNP were raiding the camp, the owl swooped down into the bandit chiefs' quarters and commenced staring down the chief.
The chief looked up and saw the condensing look on the owl's face.
"Who the fuck do you think you're staring at you dumb bird?!" (Bandit chief #3)
*Stare*
"You think I'm playing with you!?" (Bandit chief #3)
*Stare*
"You asked for this!" (Bandit chief #3)
As the chief grabbed his ax, the owl entered his mind and proceeded to tear it apart.
The chief's eyes glazed over, and he fell down brain dead.
The owl spit on the ground, and her eyes only conveyed the words.
'Pathetic mongrel.'
*Line Break*
In the air above a Word Wall:
"You sure this will work?" (Magus)
"100%? No. But I'm around 90% sure it should." (Bella)
We were standing on the air above a dragon of this world. It was much bigger and dangerous looking than the ones from the Harry Potter world.
"Meat?" (Akame)
"I'm sorry love, once the soul leaves the body of this dragon, it will just be bones that are left. Dragons here are not truly of flesh and blood, when the soul leaves any flesh and blood they conjured will evaporate like an illusion." (Magus)
"Oh….*Pout*" (Akame)
Screw the dragon, Akame was instantly surrounded by three pairs of arms and being cuddled.
A pink atmosphere was being generated above the sleeping dragon's head.
It started to stir as if sensing something it wanted to destroy. (AN: RAIJU EXPLODE!)
"Bella love, please do it." (Magus)
"Mn." (Bella)
Bella released a new poison she was experimenting with. She grew fond of using hallucinogenics on her opponents because most things we fight have mana resistance and can throw off weaker effects. Since there was no direct way to enter the mind of a dragon that has no organs, she released a new poison that infects the soul.
This one is set to confuse how the dragon sees up, down, left, and right. This way, it can't take to the air.
I spoke while looking at it fully wake up.
"Rise and tear it apart." (Magus)
My shadow expanded, and Erza, Fenrir, and the rest of the giants and Direwolfs rose.
The giants roared and followed the warpath Erza created in her charge.
The Direwolves howled and followed Fenrir's lead.
They made it to the dragon, and a monster fight took place.
"Popcorn?" (Magus)
""Yes please.""" (The girls)
We enjoyed the show on a couch I summoned and charmed to float with some popcorn and continued cuddling.
{ROOOAARRR}
The dragon roared and blew flames at the giants.
They dodged, but a few got hit and dissolved before rising back up like nothing happened.
The wolves attacked the eyes and throat while the giants held onto its body and broke its bones.
{RAWR!}
*Crack*
Erza grabbed its head and snapped its neck.
"Shit! I almost forgot!" (Magus)
I quickly shadow traveled over and left behind three women who fell over after losing their primary support.
While apologizing to them in my mind, I quickly cast the soul trap spell on the dragon and held up one of my modified grand soul gems.
A blinding light steadily left the dragon's corpse and entered the gem.
"It works!" (Magus)
As I marveled at my accomplishment, I forgot about the three alpha women I angered in the process.
A flash of light appeared behind me, and I looked up to see my shadows backing up in fear while Erza nodded her head in approval.
I looked behind and saw them standing there with that look every wife intuitively knows how to give to their husband.
"*Cough* Um…. parlay?" (Magus) (AN: If it works for jack sparrow, then it can work for you!)
It didn't work.
*Line Break*
Four dragon souls later and after battling an elder dragon in the mountains, Magus and the girls were breathing a bit heavily.
"*Huf* Damn, you really can't underestimate the power of their shouts." (Magus)
"*Huf* Yeah, that time slow shout was insane." (Yoru)
"*Huf* Thanks for reacting fast enough Yoru, you saved us from potential injuries with that one." (Bella)
"*Huf* Mn, thanks." (Akame)
The dragon itself was a great opponent to fight, but its shouts could be deadly.
"Well, this is the last one I wanted. Let's cross our fingers here. Extract." (Magus)
'I know grandma said not to take anything, but hopefully, Akatosh won't be bothered.'
As my shadow covered the dragon, a massive presence descended on the area.
'Shit! I raised a flag!'
"Who raised it!?" (Yoru)
"My bad!" (Magus)
The void distorted and opened to show a single reptilian eye surrounded by darkness.
I sent a telepathic message to the girls through our rings.
'Prepare to teleport if things go south! I'll do the talking.'
They nodded their heads slightly.
A deep and powerful voice rang out.
"Grandchild of Nyx, why are you trying to break the agreement?" (Akatosh)
'At least Akatosh is willing to listen, the ultimate loli has a powerful reputation.'
I summoned my Occlumency shields and calmed myself.
"Lord Akatosh, I have taken the souls of your domain to use them to enchant weapons." (Magus)
"Do not lie child. The souls I sense in the gems will return to me when the weapons fade with time. However, the soul you are currently attempting to take is being forcefully ripped from me. According to the agreement, you must offer a soul in return." (Akatosh)
At the end of his sentence, I let out a sigh in relief.
'*Sigh* That's all it was, I thought he was pissed off.'
"Lord Akatosh, I offer you the soul of a dragon from another world, it is not one from your domain." (Magus)
I summoned my dragon shadow and presented it to him. He looked intrigued.
"Very well, the exchange has been made." (Akatosh)
My dragon shadow dissolved, and a light shot out of it and into the void before it closed, and peace returned to the space.
I felt the connection I had to it shatter, but it was only like ripping off a band-aid.
We all let out our breaths before we shared a group hug.
While we were enjoying the silence, I felt my connection to a new and powerful shadow. I got a new Alert.
[Alert:
3rd Stage summon gained!
Race: Elder Dragon
Description: A child of Akatosh, the dragon god of time. All dragons of this race have eternal souls and can never truly die, only change forms. If the soul is not captured when a dragon is slain, the soul will return to Akatosh's domain.
Abilities:
Dragon Speech: Like all dragons of its race, the shouts or Thu'um it speaks generate different effects.
Current known shouts:
Fus Ro Dah - Your Voice is raw power, pushing aside anything - or anyone - who stands in your path.
Zul Mey Gut - The Thu'um is heard, but its source unknown. (AN: My version can be used to shout something to a whole city or whisper something into anyone's ear that you know the location of.)
Lis Slen Nus – Your Thu'um freezes an opponent solid.
Tiid Klo Ul - Shout at time, and command it to obey, as the world around you stands still. (AN: Slow time for everyone aside from the user for a few seconds.)
Mana cost: First word 100 mana, Second word 500 mana, third word 1000 mana.
Flight: Expanding it back and creating a protective dome, this unit can transport anything with extreme speed.
Damage resistance: The scales of this unit are highly resistant to physical and mana infused attacks.
User has gained a new ability from this unit: Thu'um.]
I felt a new file appear on the laptop of my mind, and I learned the knowledge on how to shout.
'With my manticore ability to mimic speech, I should pick this up fast. Let's deal with this later.'
"That was a bit intense." (Magus)
"ha..ha..yeah, a bit." (Bella)
"Maybe we should take a break for the rest of our time here." (Yoru)
"Mn, Eat and relax." (Akame)
"We just have one more thing to do, and then we can enjoy the next few weeks." (Magus)
The girls looked up, and we all grew mischievous smiles.
""""The prank.""""
*Line Break*
3rd Person POV:
The peace negotiations between the Stormcloaks (AN: The revolutionaries) and the Imperial legion of the Empire were being overseen by the Greybeards at High Hrothgar.
In attendance were the Greybeards led by Arngeir.
From the Empire:
General Tullius with Legatee Rikke, his advisor.
Jarl Elisif of solitude, the widow of the late High King of Skyrim.
Elenwen, the Thalmor ambassador to Skyrim who wanted the war to get worse.
From the Stormcloaks:
Ulfric Stormcloack who started the uprising.
Galmar Stone-Fist, his advisor.
The Jarl of Whiterun, Balgruuf the Greater.
There were also two others from the Blades:
Delphine (AN: I hate this bitch), and Esbern.
And finally, the great Dragonborn himself/herself. (AN: idc what gender they are, you pick)
Each of these people had a special status and were not your average person. The air was intense, and sparks were flying around the place.
In the game, this negotiation can take a few different turns, it was one of the very unique points about the game in that the storyline could change depending on your choices.
Appearing silently in the rafters above the negotiation table, Magus looked down and felt the tension in the room.
(AN: I don't remember if there was a rafter or not, my novel says there was so it shall be!)
Magus POV:
'Perfect, let's wait for the intensity to rise a bit more, I will leave a recording spell in the corner.'
I summoned the one being who is capable of angering even the gods, my owl.
We looked at each other.
I handed her a fragile spherical ball and a few slices of bacon.
She nodded her head imperiously and looked down.
'Thank god she listens to my orders, I really would have killed by now if she didn't, a gift from grandma be damned.'
I silently left the room.
3rd person POV:
(AN: This is one route the conversation can take.)
"Don't hand me a mug of sheep's piss and call it Colovian brandy. These terms are still not acceptable." (Tullius)
"Don't hand me a mug of sheep's piss and call it mead. These terms are still not acceptable." (Ulfric)
"You slaughtered the very people you claim to be fighting for! True sons of Skyrim would never do such things." (Rikke)
"Damned Imperial lies! My men would never stoop to such methods, even in retaliation for your butchery." (Galmar)
"This is our homeland, Tullius. All the blood spilled in this war is on your head." (Ulfric)
"For once, you'll actually pay for your crimes." (Tullius)
When the voices of the occupants rose to a shouting match, and the sparks of the war re-igniting were showing, the owl made its move.
{Screech}
Everyone jumped and looked around.
"Up there!" (Dragonborn)
"That's!" (Rikke)
"It's that damn bird!" (Ulfric)
*Twitch* (Arngeir)
"That piece of shit!" (Galmar)
"Somebody shoot it down!" (Tullius)
'What is wrong with these Nords? It's just a bird.' (Elenwen)
Everyone in the room, aside from the high elf and the Dragonborn, has suffered humiliation from this bird within the last few weeks and wanted its head on their wall.
"Wait! It could be a messenger from one of the Divines!" (Dragonborn)
Never having seen the bird before, the Dragonborn was curious about its identity.
It seemed to calm everyone down because they considered the words and looked back at the bird.
The owl noticed their evaluating eyes, she puffed out her chest, raised her head high, and looked down on everyone there like they were worth less than dirt.
*TWITCH* (Everyone)
{Chirp}
The owl spread her wings wide and kicked the ball off the rafter.
Everyone in the room watched the ball fall and wondered if it was supposed to be the message.
It fell towards Elenwen, so she lifted her hand to catch it, and as soon her hand touched the ball, it cracked open.
{BOOM}
A magical onion was released.
"AAAHHHH!" (Elenwen) (AN: That's right bitch)
"By Akatosh!"
"Ysmir's beard! My eyes!"
"Shor's bones! My ears!"
"Sheogoraths cheese! My nose!"
"Dibella's bra! My face!"
"Malacath's toenails! My Everything!"
"AH! Which ones of you bastards are calling on the Daedra!" (AN: Usually the bad gods)
With everyone momentarily blind, no one could tell who called for which god in their pain, and it only made things more complicated.
Watching everyone suffering in agony, the owl nodded its head and flew off. If anyone was able to see her, her face at that moment would have screamed the words: "Know your place, scum!"
The peace treaty was signed, and the people of Skyrim were united in their hatred for and desire to hunt that bird.
*Line Break*
Inside the wizard tent in the middle of a snowstorm.
Magus and the girls just finished watching the recording of the events and were rolling around on the ground laughing.
"Hahaha! Who would have thought, the stuck up high elf with a broom shoved up her ass called out for Dibella!" (Bella) (AN: Critics of Dibella consider her a lustful and passionate goddess.)
"That damn owl just made the scene perfect! Hahaha!" (Yoru)
"*Pft*." (Akame)
"Ahhhh, that was great. I don't know about you guys, but I think we did our best for the prank efforts, let's just relax and enjoy the sights for the rest of the time. You girls want to take a cruise to Solstheim?" (Magus)
Our laughter slowly toned down, and Yoru answered.
"Sure, but let's take it slow." (Yoru)
"Yeah, we didn't get to sightsee much when we were running around." (Bella)
"Mn, let's make it a trip to remember."
I smiled and brought them in for a hug.
"You got it, we have a few weeks left."
Just then, I heard someone's voice outside the tent.
"Hello! Anyone in there?" (Unknown)
We all looked at each other.
"Aren't we in the middle of a snowstorm in the middle of nowhere with a pure white tent?" (Bella)
"And we haven't become friends with anyone in this world." (Yoru)
"Mn, we didn't order food." (Akame)
I stood up and took out my blades.
"I'll check, but be ready." (Magus)
I opened the flap to find a rare small, and skinny man for the lands of Skyrim waiting outside my tent.
He smiled when he saw me, and I paled.
'NO! This isn't possible! This isn't the game! How could he find me!?'
He opened his mouth and spoke the words I never wanted to hear EVER again in my life.
"I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver - your hands only. Let's see here..." (Courier)
'HOW DOES THIS BASTARD ALWAYS FIND ME!'
The courier didn't see my eyes get shadowed by my hair, and the shadows around the tent start to grow to cover the ground. He didn't see the entirety of my shadow army standing behind him. And he didn't see the inferno in their eyes that matched my wrath.
However, being a courier in the lands of Skyrim, he did notice when his life was in danger.
He turned around and paled.
I closed the tent flap and applied the silencing spell.
I calmly sat back down and took a glass of hot chocolate under the curious gazes of the girls.
'I didn't see anything, nothing at all.'
*Line Break*
We enjoyed our time and used the Direwolves for comfortable land travel.
We took strolls in the dwarven style hold of Markarth.
We had dates in the capital of Skyrim, Solitude.
We rode the sea serpent over to Dawnstar to enjoy the seaside hold.
We made our way to Morthal to enjoy the unique swamp-like atmosphere.
Then to the lively streets of Whiterun and the most iconic place in the game.
From there, we traveled down south to the wild woods to see Falkreath and see the ruined hideout of the famous Dark Brotherhood. (AN: Assassins guild.)
Then we went over the mountains and into the wildlands of the rift while doing some dungeon diving in old tombs and letting the shadows fight some draugr. (AN: Zombies)
We jumped into Riften and sneaked into the thieves guild while leaving single gold coins in very noticeable but hard to reach places. It was a hilarious sight.
I also may or may not have snuck into the brewery and stole the recipes for all their mead. Hey, I enjoyed their drinks and wanted to make my own.
We made our way north through Eastmarsh into Windhelm and enjoyed the massive maze-like feeling of the stone city.
We avoided Winterhold because I may or may not have snuck in to use a book scanning spell on the library while also releasing a few dozen winter rabbits around the place with notes saying things like:
"Catch me if you can!" "Exercise is good for you!" "Eh, what's up doc?" "Carrots are divine… You get a dozen for a dime, It's maaaa-gic!", ""I bet you say that to all the wabbits," "I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!", "Shhhhhhhh! I'm about to defy you", "Hey, I found Nemo!"
The best part was, I charmed the rabbits with an illusion that whoever was about to grab them would think they were about to catch them only for them to be a few inches off. It was gold.
And finally, we jumped on a ship to Solstheim. We could have taken the sea serpent, but we wanted to enjoy the unique experience. Spending a few days on a wooden sailboat, being all lovey-dovey with your beautiful lovers, and making every sailor puke blood at the pink atmosphere is a great joy in life.
The port city/town of Solstheim was named Raven rock, and the whole place held an incredibly unique atmosphere. The island wasn't huge, and it was mainly populated by Dark elves/Dunmer.
The island was covered in volcanic ash and was also home to lots of unique beasts.
Bella gathered a few more unique potion ingredients while Yoru and I did our best to keep Akame from seeing any of the food aside from the ash potato things. Some of that stuff looked nasty. We did gather the alcohol recipes and bought some boar meat to satisfy Akame's curious hunger.
We looked the part of tourists in casual clothes, hell, I was wearing a Hawaiian shirt for the fun of it.
We traveled around the island to Tel Mithryn, the village with homes made out of giant mushrooms. I gave a magical onion sphere to the assistant to a very powerful mage who is also a crazy asshole. (AN: Its Neloth) The assistant looked at the sphere with joy. After I signed a magical contract with him to let him know it wasn't genuinely lethal or harmful after fifteen minutes, and he agreed to place a small item I enchanted with a recording device on it into the room.
From there, we went north to the Skaal village, where I finally got my hands on some Stalhrim and the location to mine it.
I took everything I found.
To the northeast of the village was a special island that not many knew of. The island held giant Nirnroots, a precious potion ingredient, and just a bit north was an even small island that held a rare dragon that has no map marker and usually goes unnoticed.
(AN: Both the dragon and the giant Nirnroot are in the game.)
We let the larger shadows like the Basilisk, Raiju, Dark Phoenix, and Sea Serpent get some exercise for this one.
We traveled into the middle of nowhere, got wasted, and had a blast playing around in our Animagus forms. The annoying part of having a giant form is that you can't usually play around if you want to keep it hidden.
I also played around with my new dragon speech ability. It turns out I can only use the words my dragon knows, but that is perfectly okay with me. The mana cost, on the other hand, is ridiculous. Using a full three words of a shout cost 1600 mana, but it has incredible effects.
Fus Ro Dah is every Skyrim player's wet dream to possess. It launches a wave of force in the direction your facing to blow anything away.
One word will just knock a person over while three words can throw someone across town or through a wall.
The Ice form shout with one word will just coat someone in a layer of ice while all three will freeze anyone in its radius solid.
Zul Mey Gut is handy, each word just increases the distance by which my voice can spread in a shout or a whisper by someone's ear.
And the time slow shout, Tiid Klo Ul, is incredibly useful in combat but really hard to get used to. My minor divinity is for space, not time. But I will get the hang of it with practice.
TIID slows time down for 8 seconds. KLO slows time down for 12 seconds. UL slows time down for 16 seconds. I am also affected by it, but I can move much faster than everyone else.
And like that, our two months in this world came to an end.
At least this time I got an Alert that told me it was coming about five minutes in advance.
I turned around to look at the sky with the girls and enjoyed the scenery one last time before we were swallowed into the darkness.
*Line Break*
We appeared in the same dark space with a couch that I met Nyx in after Bella became my shadow lover. I braced myself just in case.
"Hi guys! Did you have fun!" (Nyx)
And my hyperactive ultimate loli of a grandmother was waiting for us, on the couch.
'The one time I prepare myself, and she doesn't surprise attack me, should I be disappointed or happy?'
"Yeah! It was great." (Yoru)
"It was a wonderful trip." (Bella)
"Mn, lot's of new food." (Akame)
"Thanks grandma, it was a blast." (Magus)
We all sat down and got regular hugs for once.
"I'm glad you guys had fun, I thought it would fit all of your preferences." (Nyx)
"It was a great place for a short trip. I enjoyed the culture, especially the part how its completely acceptable for a woman to throw a man through a wall if they say something rude." (Yoru)
"Haha, yeah, those Nords are a hardy people, their gods are incredibly annoying though. They reign supreme in that world but are much weaker if they leave their domains." (Nyx)
"Is that why they didn't want to offend you?" (Bella)
"Of course! I'm Nyx, the primordial god of the night for all worlds. They hold minor divinities for a single world. If it wasn't for me, they would have descended like a pack of wolves on you Magus, your divinities would allow them to reach incredible heights, but they knew it wasn't enough to overpower us primordial's and you have three of us at your back." (Nyx)
Nyx smiled at me, and I couldn't help the feeling of warmth in my chest.
'I really love having a family.'
I initiated a hug this time, and Nyx's eyes widened for a second before smiling and hugging me back.
"Thanks grandma." (Magus)
"Anytime little Magus, you girls too! Come join the hug!" (Nyx)
They joined, and we enjoyed the silence for a minute before Nyx broke off and stood up on the couch. The fact that her standing right next to where I am sitting allowed her head to reach my head height will go unsaid.
"Now it's time for your bonus present! You guys did a lot of fun things in that world. And you see Magus, I told you years ago that you would love that owl!" (Nyx)
"It's more of a love/hate relationship." (Magus)
"Yes, yes, you love her very much, I understand. She is great for all kinds of pranks!" (Nyx)
'Is that why grandma gave her to me?'
"My personal favorites were the peace conference and the College of Winterhold bunny incident, they had me in tears!" (Nyx)
I gave her a dramatic bow to her applause.
"And now! I rated your prank at being worth this gift. It's a unique one that fits your love of soaking in springs! I present to all of you, an Emerald Dragon from the world of Toriko! Tada!" (Nyx)
An Emerald Dragon appeared from the darkness.
The Emerald Dragon is a towering sauropod-like beast whose body appears to be made out of solid emerald. Its body shape resembles that of a shell-less tortoise. On its back, it has an indentation from which delicious Emerald Wine springs and gathers up into a small pool where one can bathe in its splendor.
(AN: Shoutout to DarkMoon for giving me the idea for the Emerald Dragon.)
We all stared in awe of the beast while Nyx continued.
"You don't have to make it a shadow Magus, it will always be loyal to any permanent inhabitant of your mansion. The spring on its back can be heated or cooled at your pleasure, but its best to drink it cold.
You can do anything you want with the wine because it refills every twenty-four hours! Just make sure you be kind to this guy. He is a real softie underneath all that emerald."
{Grooowwll}
He let loose a low rumble and moved his head close to her as if showing affection to Nyx.
"I just called him Emerald Dragon, but you guys can name him if you want." (Nyx)
"Wow…thank you grandma!" (Magus)
"Yeah! This is awesome!" (Yoru)
"We can relax and bathe anywhere we go." (Bella)
"Mn, I want to try the liquor." (Akame)
"That's right! The more you praise the gift, the more you praise me!" (Nyx)
We all met eyes for a second and nodded before lining up, side by side, and applauding Nyx anime style.
*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*
"Yeah! Grandma is the best!" (Bella)
"Grandma can do it all! If she can't do it, no one can!" (Yoru)
"Grandma is the coolest!" (Akame)
"Grandma is the most beautiful goddess there is!" (Magus)
Nyx blushed and smiled at all our words.
"Aww~~ You guys are great! Come give grandma a hug, my grandbabies!" (Nyx)
'Oh no, we went too far.' (Everyone aside from Nyx)
"OOF!" x 4
"You guys are the best! Now go home and enjoy the last full year before the tournament!" (Nyx)
When Nyx stopped shacking us like a bunch of wet noodles, she dropped us and allowed us to fall into the ground like it was a pool of water.
"Have fun!" (Nyx)
With the last words of Nyx, we faded from the space.
*Line Break*
Peverell Mansion:
We arrived back in the courtyard of the mansion and felt the mansion pulse with joy on our return.
We looked around at the beautiful scenery and saw the Emerald Dragon appear in the distance outside of the mansion, it was just relaxing on the grass.
"That was one hell of a vacation." (Magus)
"Ha, I feel strangely tired and happy to be home." (Bella)
"Same here, home is the best place after all." (Yoru)
"Mn, I want to have Magus's cooking." (Akame)
"Haha, maybe tomorrow love, for now, hot springs?" (Magus)
"""Hot Springs.""" (The girls)
We nodded, turned around, and immediately we all froze.
Sitting in a large circle was a group of around ten house-elves with the center holding Bron and Dobby, who were passing out joints and wearing 420 styled clothes. They didn't seem to notice our presence.
"Remember everyone! Dropping your weed is the same thing as drug abuse! We don't like abusing things!" (Bron)
"Right, right! And you will only know you are a true stoner when you wash your bong more than you wash your houses dishes!" (Dobby)
Suppressing my intense desire to throttle my House-elf who has been using my mansion to smoke weed with his friends, I calmly walked up behind him and spoke.
"Bron, how high are you?" (Magus)
He didn't recognize my voice at first and spoke.
"No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?" Hahaha." (Bron)
He laughed good naturedly until he realized the new voice.
He paled and slowly turned around.
*Twitch* *Twitch*
I couldn't hold it.
"BRON!" (Magus)
I shouted, I shouted with soul.
Author Notes: I hope you guys enjoyed this side trip! Join the Discord channel to vote for what to name all the Shadow summons! Stage 1 summons have to wait till they evolve before they can be named. You can also ask questions, see fanart, and offer ideas to add on to the novel.
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The chapter for the summons will come tomorrow.
Fanfic Recommendations:
Webnovel:
Zoro transmigrate in the Hunter x Hunter World by ChrolloDancho – it's a short fanfic, but if you love Zoro then you will enjoy it
The Divine Anime System by Reili – This fanfic had a lot of shit thrown at it when it was being written, but I personally loved the journey. It's split into sections like parts one, two, and three, but it's one excellent multiverse fic that you're missing out on.
Fanfiction:
Is It Wrong For A Godslayer To Have A Harem Of Goddesses? By Paulzies – A Campione! X Danmachi fic. Goudo is OP but tired of life.
Ruler of Ero-Justice by VFSNAKE – Naruto X Justice League. WARNING: This fic has a shit ton of sex in it. It's a godlike chaotic Naruto fic.
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing – Fate/stay night X Familiar of Zero. This is a really deep and beautiful fic. It had me in tears at the end.
I have a long list of novels, but I want to recommend one of my all-time favorite authors = NoodleHammer.
This guy wrote 6 novels that are insanely funny and full of sex scenes and bloodshed. (Not horror but definitely deserves the M rating.) This is not a joke, the more Trolls tried to bash his fic by saying there was too much sex, he added even more sex to It. I personally loved them tho, great comedy.
One is my all-time favorite Harry Potter fic – For Love of Magic. He made a sequel where harry enter the world of a song of ice and fire.
The other four start with a pure Naruto fic - Reaching for a Dream – and then continue with this Naruto going to the justice league world and trolling them. Then to Sekirei, and finally to Stargate.
