A.N.: Hello! After a few months without writing anything, I'm back with a really really early Halloween fic, lol! I couldn't help it, this quarentine had me rewatching Gossip Girl and I got inspired (heavily so) by Rufus and Lily!

It's silly and short, but I hope you enjoy it.


"Wait until you see my costume, you'll love it!" Donna told Harvey as he opened the door so she could enter. "Good evening, Dean!"

"Good evening, Ms. Paulsen!" The doorman answered with a smile, her excitement amusing him. "There was a delivery for you, Mr. Specter." The man completed while going behind his counter to get the package and the papers for Harvey to sign it off.

"What costume? Are we going to a party tomorrow?" Harvey said.

She had spent the afternoon out, no doubt looking for the said costume, and he was only seeing her again now. She got off a taxi at the same time Ray pulled over in front of his condo.

Harvey knew she was crazy about Halloween, the reason she always asked for the date off was so she could go to her parents' house and take part in the whole trick or treat thing in a neighborhood full of kids. However, this year she decided to stay in New York with him, claiming that there were kids at his building, and she could give out just as much candy.

His apartment door and entrance were already decorated to the brim, with the intention to awe the little ones.

"You know there's no party," she rolled her eyes at him. "I just hope the trick or treaters like the candies I bought," she smiled so big at both men that they couldn't help but smile back.

However, when she moved to the elevators, Dean whispered to Harvey, "Shouldn't you tell her that there were never trick or treaters around here?"

"I know, she is just so happy I couldn't bear to take the candy from her yet." That earned a smile and a nod from the doorman.

Harvey walked up to Donna thinking how in the hell he was going to tell her that in all his time living there, not once had a single child knocked on his door.


The next day had Harvey working from home, since it was a Saturday, and Donna going around getting everything ready for that evening. When the time came, she went to him to show off her costume.

"So? What do you think?" She popped a hip and made a pose stretching out her arms.

"Wow!" He dropped his pen on his desk.

"That good, huh?" She slowly turned around.

Harvey was at a loss for words. In front of him stood the most perfect Wonder Woman ever. She even had on a long black wig. The tight red and gold corset showing off all the delicious curves of her breasts, waist and hips; the blue skirt – a little long for his liking, but he thought it might have something to do with the kids –, and the high knee red and gold boots were perfect on her. She still had the shield on her back, and he could see the handle of the sword showing over her shoulder, plus the golden lasso attached to her belt on her waist.

"Perfect!" He stood up from his desk and went to her, placing his hands on her hips and eyeing her from head to toe.

"Careful, mister, you're drooling," she laughed at him, but was openly pleased at the effect her costume had on him.

Harvey pulled her to him and kissed her. Then, it hit him that he hadn't mentioned anything about there being no kids around during Halloween on previous years.

"Donna… not that I don't think you've made the perfect choice with this, 'cause I for sure will enjoy taking Wonder Woman to bed tonight," he started with a naughty grin, which earned him a slap in the arm. "But I don't want you to get your hopes up about tonight."

"Oh, I know the kids care more about the candy then the costumes, this is for me," she raised an eyebrow at him, "and for you."

"Donna, I know this is important to you, but honestly, I can't remember the last time we've had trick or treaters here."

"That's because no one ever thought you were home. This year there are decorations on the door and I told everyone we were staying in, some kids got pretty excited about it, except for that weird guy on the sixth floor that never makes eye contact with us," she turned pensive at that and Harvey couldn't help but also remember his strange neighbor.

"Anyways, you shouldn't worry, even if only a couple kids show up, I'll be okay. We can spend the day tomorrow watching TV and eating the leftover candy," she wiggled her eyebrows at him, making him laugh, and left to finish setting things up.

Harvey had an idea, but he would need Dean's help.


Later that night Harvey ran to the door when he heard the first knock. Of course, Donna was already there, and he arrived to find her getting down to the kids' level to put candies on their baskets while complimenting them on their costumes.

"Here you go Mr. Policeman, look at that badge. And you too, Mr. Fireman, what a shiny hat! And oh my God, Lady Gaga! I've always been such a fan!"

The kids were laughing at her antics and she had on the silliest smile ever. She'd be a great mom someday.


A couple hours later Donna was waving as the kids got in the elevator, "Bye, happy Halloween!"

Harvey was waiting for her back in the living room with a tumbler of scotch on both hands.

"What did I tell you, Harvey? They just needed to know there were people home. I bet these kids are going to tell their friends and next year we'll get at least a hundred knocking on our door," she said while grabbing the drink he offered her. Sometime during the evening, she got rid of the shield and the sword, leaving only the lasso at her waist.

"A hundred?" Harvey was seriously concerned that his plan had backfired and now she'd be expecting even more kids next year. "Donna, I don't think…"

"I'm just teasing you," she laughed at him, his desperation clearly showing. "You got the number just right."

He didn't even try to deny it, when had he ever been able to do something without her knowing?

"How did you figure it out?" He conceded.

"When they came in for the third time, I heard the little boy calling Dean "daddy" and saying that since he got another pack of Twizzlers this time, he could have one. Plus, Lady Gaga forgot to change her hair when she came back as Taylor Swift," she told him amused.

"Well, I just didn't want you to feel like you had to abandon your traditions just because you decided to spend the date with me," suddenly he looked a mix of shy and worried and Donna felt even more moved by what he had done.

"And I love you for that," she said setting down her glass in order to put both arms around his neck. "But how about we start our own traditions?" She raised an eyebrow at him while letting her hands drop to his chest and abs, before going under his shirt to tease him with her nails.

"How about some grown up trick or treating?" She added before diving in to kiss his neck.

Harvey had been ready to ravish her as soon as he saw her outfit, he didn't need any more of the torment she was putting him through with her hands and mouth. He grabbed her by the ass and hoisted her up so she could wrap her legs around his waist

She threw her back with a laugh at his impatience and the sound only made him harder.

"I very much agree with this new tradition, and I say we even leave the candy out for now," he placed her on his bed and went for his belt.

One look at his darkening eyes and his actions and she caught on to what he wanted.

She pulled him down on the bed and kneeled over his legs and commanded "hands out!" Earning her a questioning look from Harvey.

He promptly obeyed her and as she reached for the lasso on her waist, he grinned at the naughty heroine in front of him.

After finishing tying his wrists together, Donna pulled her black hair over one shoulder and started unzipping his pants painfully slow before looking him in the eyes and whispering, "Trick or treat?"