(A: Read until the end.)

(B: Read rules in chapter 21.)


Pre Episode Scenes

Right now, at a dressing room in Build Studios, we see Sandra talking to someone by Skype on her laptop. In her vision, we see that is a dark blonde-haired man wearing a blue sweater, black pants, and black shoes, a dark brown-haired boy wearing a white t-shirt, blue pants and beige tennis and dark blonde-haired girl wearing a red sweater, blue shorts, and white and pink tennis. And who they are? Let's see:

Sandra: Foi bom poder falar convosco. Estava tao ocupada que nem vos via ou visitava. (It was good to be able to talk with you. I was soo busy that I didn't even saw you or visit.)

Man: Não podemos te culpar querida. Os fuso-horários e o horário de trabalho te dão problemas! (We can't blame you, honey. The timezones and the worktime give problems!)

Girl: Mas queria falar mais contigo, Mãe! (But I want to talk with you more!)

Boy: Eu também! (Me too!)

Sandra: Desculpa André e Renata. Mas tenho um episódio para fazer. (Sorry André and Renata. But I have to do an episode.)

André and Renata (Sad): Está bem Mãe... (Okay Mom...)

Sandra: Bom... Vou ter de ir. Continua a tratar bem dos nossos filhos Rafael. (Well... I need to go. Continue to take care of our kids Rafael)

Rafael: Claro que sim, querida! (Of course, dear!)

Sandra: Vejo-vos depois! Adoro-vos! (I see you later! Love you!)

Rafael, André, and Renata: Nós também, Mãe/Sandra! (We too, Mom/Sandra!)

The Skype call ended as Sandra closes the laptop. Then, the door is knocked.

Sandra (Turning back on the chair): Come in!

In that, the door is opened to reveal Fernando entering.

Fernando: The Author said that the episode will start in a minute!

Sandra (Getting up): Alright. I was just talking to my family.

Fernando: They are alright?

Sandra (Walking to him): Yes. I just wanted to talk with them. You know how much a wife and a mom want to talk.

Fernando (Walking away with her): I can believe. Anyways, I forgot to ask: Did you saw the Louds? I didn't see them in their dressing rooms or at the entrance.

Sandra: No, I didn't. I think that they are already on the stage.

Fernando: Maybe.

Then, they enter the stage just to make them confused. Why? Because there is a red curtain covering it.

Fernando: Since when we have a curtain?

Sandra looks to the audience that was confused too.

Sandra: You have any idea of why there are these curtains?

They all shake their heads to say "no".

Author: In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...


The episode starts with a catchy instrumental song. Then, the red curtain goes up to reveal a big puppet theater. Then, instead of normal puppets, we see Muppets that looks like Loud kids.

Louds: WELCOME TO LOUD QUESTION, SEASON 2, EPISODE 5!

Fernando and Sandra come to the stage.

Fernando: Uh... Loud em Casa? Why you are like Muppets?

Lincoln: Ask Lisa.

Lisa (Sighs): I made an experiment and it exploded to us turn in these Muppets.

Sandra: God... I never thought that it would happen.

Author: I think that being a cartoon helps.

Fernando: Cartoon? What are you talking about?

Author: NOTHING! I mean... Let's get to the questions.

Sandra: Alright. I hope you have a way to fix this.

Lori: Oh... Lisa has a way.


Number 1: Hey Louds, who would win in a prank war; Luan Loud or Muscle Man?

Louds (Except Luan): Muscle Man!

Luan: HEY! I'm better than him!

Number 2: Hey Luan, can you prank call The Master Prank Caller?

Luan: I can try!

Luan takes a phone and calls The Master Prank Caller.

The Master Prank Caller: Hello?

Luan (Making a kid voice): Hi it's me! Did you ask your mom if I can play in your house with you?

The Master Prank Caller: My mom died and I'm not a kid.

Luan: Uh... Uh... Sorry.

She hangs up at this defeat.

Luan: Well... I tried.

Number 3: Hey Stella, since you're Filipino (according to Nickelodeon's data), I have a gift for you from our native country. Share them with anyone and enjoy it.

Stella opens the gift to reveal litson inside of it. And to you know: It's... Roast pig? The translation was hard.

Stella: Thanks. Mom and Dad will like what I received!

Number 4: Lisa, can you reverse engineer Ruby's Crescent Rose (from RWBY) so you can have a blueprint and replicate it?

Lisa: What?

Author: I researched. And it's from an American web anime. Can we skip? You know the only shows of the animes I watch/watched.

Lisa: Alright.

Number 5: All: React to Lizz Robinet's Roxas Theme with Lyrics. (Box of tissues required)

They get serious as the song starts. However, the lyrics didn't start yet as Lola, Leni, Lori and Lily cry.

Lincoln: What? We just started this!

Leni (Using a tissue): The song gives already that feeling!

When the lyrics start everyone else cries and uses all the entires boxes of tissues I have in this building.

Lynn Jr. (Crying): How this can make us cry fast?!?

Number 6: Lincoln says "I, Lincoln Loud, have a dream!" (queue Giorno's theme/Golden Wind song).

Lincoln: Okay...? (Clears his muppet throat) I, Lincoln Loud, have a dream!

Speaker:

Feel the rhythm

Good luck

Turn up the rage

Go rage them, one by one

Grrr stick up-ha-ha-ha stick up

Turn up the rage

Go crazy, it's a dangerous world

Grrr stick up

Jojo

Gio-gio-gio giovanna

Grrr stick up-ha-ha-ha stick up

Feel the rhythm

Good luck

Turn up rage

Go rage them, one by one

You don't like it?

Turn up the rage

Go rage them, it's a dangerous world

Grrr stick up

Jojo

Gio-gio

Golden wind

Gio-gio

Golden wind

Feel the rhythm

Turn up the rage

Go rage them, one by one

Turn up the rage

Go rage them, it's a dangerous world

Jojo

Everybody get freaky everybody get the wind

Golden wind

Everybody get freaky everybody get the wind

Golden wind

Everybody get freaky everybody get the wind

Golden wind

Everybody get freaky everybody get the wind

Golden wind

Gio-gio-gio giovanna

Turn up the rage

Go rage them, one by one

You don't like it?

Turn up the rage

Go rage them, it's a dangerous world

Jojo

Gio-gio

Golden wind

Gio-gio

Golden wind

Everyone was confused at this.

Lincoln: What was that?

Author: A speaker.

Number 7: GIANT STRAWBERRY!

Nothing happens. Then, I got a notification on my phone and I check it. When I read, I got shocked.

Author: EVERYONE THAT IS THE AUDIENCE! RUN AWAY!

It made the audience get out of the benches. At that...

BOOM!*

A giant strawberry crashes into the benches after it drills the ceiling.

Sandra: Woah! The question made this!

Number 8: Hey Luan, what's the fastest way to a girl's heart!?

Author: Dude, I don't know or can't guess what is the answer to Luan complete the joke soo... Can you repeat it but with the answer in a future episode?

Number 9: And Finally, Let us have a silent moment for the late Kobe Bryant. He shall be missed!

Everyone stays silent for some minutes in honor of Kobe Bryant.

Number 10: Sid and Lana, can you play with Bitsy the elephant in the mud puddle?

Sid: Playing with a toy in a mud puddle? Sorry... But no.

Lana: I'm don't like playing toys in mud puddles.

Number 11: Lucy, can you hypnotize Girl Jordan and Ronnie Anne to keep slapping each other?

Lucy hypnotizes the two girls. Then, Ronnie Anne slaps Girl Jordan in the face. At that, Jordan does the same to Ronalda. They slap each other multiple times due to the hypnotizing. Then, Bobby's phone rang and he answered. After a minute, he hangs up.

Bobby: Lucy! My Mom said to me that you should stop this hypnosis!

Lucy: Alright.

She takes out the hypnosis, making them stop.

Ronnie Anne: Ow... Why my cheek hurts...

Girl Jordan: And why my hand hurts too...

Number 12: Lisa, can the brain swapping device be used on Luna and Lincoln's next episode?

Lisa: The next episode is not possible. It got damaged by "certain persons". But in episode 7 or 8 I might be able.

Number 13: hey louds I have kidnapped lily and have her tied up and gagged with duct tape and you have 24 hours to find her or I will break 1 of your favorite possessions for every hour longer it takes.

Louds: WHAT?!?

Author: Run! Don't worry about your possession! I will replace them with my magic!

Fernando and Sandra: Go save her!

At that, they get out and run to find their youngest sister. 23 hours later, we see them still trying to find her. Then, they run into the building to find the reader and Lily gagged up and tied up.

One of the Guests: What the... How did you found us in thi-

Before he/she could finish, the Louds beat the Guest up and take out the duct tape and the rope and run back to Build Studios with her.

Lily: Thanks for savinga me, family!

Number 14: Have any of you Louds watched HowToBasic? It's a YouTube channel that teaches you how to do things.

Louds: Wait... What?

Author: I never knew about this channel like they don't.

Fernando: At least, it's way and way better than Madjimby.

Lori: What do you mean?

Sandra: He makes tutorials but they look stupid. For example, How to Open A Door, How to Drink a Cup of Water, How to Sleep...

Luan: Shoot! Strange tutorials!

Fernando: The only tutorial that could be useful is one of How to Whistle.

Number 15: *Guy uses Lincoln as a mailbox to mail his envelope*

Loud Sisters: HEY!

Lola kicks the guy out (Wow... For a muppet, she has force!) before he puts more mail on Lincoln's mouth. Then, Lincoln spits the mail out and takes a letter from it.

Lincoln: Uh... Does someone know someone called Max Warren? He has here a letter about having his internet bill not paid!

Number 16: Hey Louds, would the 11 of you would rather watch TV all the time or not watch TV at all? Netflix doesn't count! You're cheating. Netflix is not TV, and neither is Hulu, Amazon Video, Disney, HBO Max, or whatever.

Louds: Uh... No tv. We can use the streaming services at least.

Number 17: Hey Lisa, can you make a supercharged gravity gun (You know from Half-Life 2)?

Lisa: You're asking that to a 4 years old that build a portal gun!

Lisa goes away by going down. Then, she goes up with the gun.

Sandra: Wha? How did you build that?!?

Lisa: Secret.

Lisa shoots it to me and makes me fly in the air with it still shooting at me.

Author: WOAH! PUT! ME! DOWN!

Lisa stops shooting me and I fall on the ground.

Author: Ouch...

Number 18: Uh Lynn, I don't believe in luck.

Lynn Jr.: I don't believe either. Why would you think that?

Number 19: Lisa, how long can you wear a hazmat suit for? Granted you're not wearing the helmet.

Lisa: I don't know. But I can guarantee that it is for much time.

Number 20: This message is for Luna and Sam only: will the two of you attend a school dance together? (I'm curious that's all)

Luna and Sam: Of course! Why we wouldn't?

Number 21: Is it alright if I ask about your religion Lincoln? (Sorry if I'm being offensive or anything but I just wanted to know)

Lincoln: You aren't being offensive. I'm Protestant like my family.

Author: I know this isn't for me too but I, Fernando and Sandra are catholic, like most of our country. Just to you know.

Number 22: This is for Luna, when did you meet Sam for the first time and what makes you two to befriend each other?

Luna: For the second part, that I will answer first, I offered her a tour at school since she was new.

Sam: Oh... I remember. I was going to the wrong class if you didn't stop me.

Luna: As for the first question, it was when we were 12 years old.

Number 23: Hi Lincoln

Lincoln: Hi!

Number 24: Luan, Now that you have cartoonish abilities, you should try to entertain Lana Lola since they watch cartoons.

Luan: Actually... I don't have them anymore.

Lisa: I gave her a serum that lasted one day. I would give one that can last for the rest of her life but I don't think she would li-

Luan: Actually... I want it!

Lisa: Really? Then...If our parents agree... But we need to get out of these Muppets' forms.

Luan: Also, I would like to entertain them like that.

Number 25: What do you all like about the Pokémon Roggenrola?

Lincoln: Defends well in the first form before any evolution.

Lana: He evolutes cooler and cooler than he is at the start!

Lynn Jr.: Some of his moves by level up are interesting!

Number 26: Lori what would you do if you found Scoutmaster Lumpus, Eustace Bagg and Squidward Tentacles in your room and when you tell them to leave, they refuse with lumps saying " it's not fair but I don't care." Eustace " Blah Blah Blah, I'm not getting off this chair" and Squidward just dismisses you and tells you to go away?

Lori takes a gun from down the theatre, making everyone scared.

Lana: Killing them? You are crazy?

Lori: Relax everyone! This is literally an Airsoft gun. It doesn't kill.

Number 27: Lynn has an arm-wrestling match with Fee.

Author: Uh... What Fee do you mean? I think I have an idea who she is but I need to be sure.

Number 28: Rita and Lynn Sir what do you think of a kid who likes to cause trouble and act up in school and the neighborhood and be a major pain in the neck, but is only do thins because he wants attention and that negative attention is much easier and simpler to get?

Rita: We think that getting attention like that is the wrong path.

Lynn Sr.: Also, we think that his/her parents shall be strict on him/her.

Number 29: Loud's who would win in a four-way prank war Luan, Muscle Man, Bart Simpson or Roy Rooster?

Louds (Except Luan): Still Muscle Man!

This was answered with a pie from Luan and by tiny rocks shoot by Bart's sling, meaning that he shoots them.

Author: If you are asking what about Roy Rooster, he was sick and he can't prank.

Number 30: Hey Lincoln when your mother shrunk you how was her back pocket?

Lincoln: One word: Tight.

Number 31: Loud sisters since you girls are chocoholics if you girls turn into chocolate but still could move and speak like Billy when he became a chocolate sailor would you eat yourselves and each other or would you girls have self-control especially of how good you smell?

Lori: Of course we would have self-control. Eating ourselves? Really?

The Loud sisters agreed, except Lana, that was imagining it. Then, she snapped out of the imagination.

Lana: Oh yeah yeah yeah! What she said!

Number 32: Lisa what do you think of someone who always refers to himself in the third person?

Lisa: I don't mind. I think that type of people calls themselves in the third person because of various reasons.

Number 33: Loud's the Nickelodeon villains are going to take over your house by singing "It's our house now!"

The Louds... Do nothing.

Fernando: What are you waiting for? Save your home!

Lisa: Can someone put one of the LED screens in a vision of our home?

I do it, while confused as everyone else. Then, at that screen, we see Nick villans walking to that home.

Plankton: Let's take over a home of Nick Heroes!

Ember McLain: Then the other homes...

Fishface: THEN THE WORLD!

They try to get in but by doing it, they crash at some yellow force shield.

Ember McLain: What? How it is possible?!?

Crocker: I think it's due... (Shakes fast and gets crazy) FAIRY ODD PARENTS!!!

Plankton: And by the day that Foop was busy on another planet!

The audience, me, Fernando and Sandra were speechless by this.

Author: H-H-How?!?

Lisa: I created a force shield to protect our home.

Sandra: What? That's amazing! Great job!

Lisa: I won't steal any credit: I found all the geniuses of this universe to make these shields. They have their own in their homes too.

Author: Oh... Okay.

Number 34: How many questions does the author get? And are there too many to fit into one chapter? Are they all from different people? Or are some of them from one person who likes to ask too many questions? And does it get annoying when-? (AUTHOR SMASHES ASK BOX WITH BASEBALL BAT)

Everyone got shocked when I crashed the Ask Box.

Fernando: JMbuilder! Why you did that?!?

Author: I got annoyed.

Lincoln: W-?!?

Author: Don't start that question, please.

Number 35: Luan, Can you go through one episode without making a Joke?

Luan: That's a JOKING question! Hahaha! Get it?

Lisa: And... She lost.

Number 36: Lana, what Animal scares you the most?

Lana: I don't think I have an animal that I scare much. I just scare if an animal attacks me.

Number 37: Lincoln and Stella, Name 3 Things you Love about each other.

Author: Lincoln. Stella. To answer this question, I will propose that you just say three words that define the three things.

The couple thinks a little about it. Then, they whisper a word to each other.

Lincoln: First of all, one of the words is common in us: Friendly.

Author: What about the rest?

Stella: Determination and confidence.

Lincoln: Courage and dedication.

Author (Whispering): At least, in Builder House Variant 1 (Variant exclusive for Loud Question), this is canon.

Lincoln and Stella: We heard that!

Number 38: excellent work and thank you for answering both my questions and to the author apart from the brawl and the episode that shall not be named is there a loud house episode that made you furious?

Author: Green House. I expected much more for an episode about ecology. And was frustrating about the ending and the introduction. Apart from Mrs. Johnson and Lincoln's classmates being dumb and jerks, there is a thing: Why he tries to avoid having bad social life if, in the end, he will get in another way? Also, the sisters not knowing that Lincoln had to be forced was dissapointing. Also, if you referred instead of frustrating moments, it shall be on Save The Date, with Lori threatening Lincoln with an object and Cereal Offender with Rita ignoring Lincoln. I wish that I can talk about my opinion in the Loud House episodes. If you want, I can make an entire chapter about a ranking of episodes of a season. But it will take time and will be published here.

Number 39: Also Lynn Jr. *hugs* I know you hate this but I think you need this after all the hate you get from the episode that shall not be named

Lynn Jr.: There us still guys that think that NSL happened when it was a nightmare that Lincoln had soo... (Hugs him back) Thanks, reader. I needed it.

Gamelover41592: You're welcome.

Number 40: Luna, Could you and Lincoln sing Ease on down the road?

Lincoln:

Come on and

Ease on down, ease on down the road

Luna:

Come on, ease on down

Ease on down the road

Lincoln and Luna:

Don't you carry nothing

That might be a load

Lincoln:

Come on, ease on down

Luna:

Ease on down the road

Come on, ease on down, ease on down the road

Lincoln:

Come on, ease on down, ease on down the road

Lincoln:

Don't you carry nothing

That might be a load

Come on, ease on down, ease on down, down the road

Luna:

Pick your left foot up

When your right foot's down

Come on legs keep movin'

Don't you lose no ground

Lincoln:

You just keep on keepin'

On the road that you choose

Don't you give up walkin'

Cause you gave up shoes, no

Lincoln:

Ease on down, ease on down the road

Luna:

Come on, ease on down

Ease on down the road

Lincoln:

Don't you carry nothing

Lincoln and Luna:

That might be a load

Come on, ease on down

Ease on down the road

Number 41: Lana, You were sent some parts and instructions for the Owlship, Want to build it after the episode?

Lana (Reading the instructions): They look very hard for me. Sorry reader but I will pass.

Number 42: Lisa, Can you replicate Dr. Manhattan's powers?

Lisa: I can't. Replicating it with the tech we have is impossible.

Number 43: Lincoln, Ever drank Nuka-Cola? Don't worry I had the radiation removed from it.

Lincoln: No. I never tried it.

Lincoln drinks a little to taste. Then, he got very excited and run everywhere fast with its muppet legs. It just went on just for 5 minutes as he fainted.

Author: There is no radiation but the caffeine had to be maintained.

Number 44: And Lucy, Could you read the novel: "Who Goes There?"?

Lucy: I already read it. I found it in Lincoln's room. It's an intriguing story.

Number 45: Leni: Are you lesbian?

Leni: No I'm not.

Number 46: Hey all Louds, can you all play Manhunt 2 on PC?

Author: Thanks for repeating the question.

Louds: Alright.

They play with their Muppet hands a little. In the end... Let's say that who is younger than Lucy run away of fear, Lucy smiled, Lincoln and Lori got a little frightened, Leni runs away of fear too and Lynn Jr. and Luan liked playing it.

Number 47: Ronnie Anne, which movie is worse, The Nutcracker in 3-D or the Super Mario Bros. movie?

Ronnie Anne: The second one!

Number 48: Hey Leni can you shrink Luna, and cuddle with her. I want to know her reaction... and then shrink, and cuddle with Lincoln just because.

Leni: Sure!

Leni shrinks Luna with the shrink gun. It made the rocker Loud confused and shocked.

Luna: Woah dude! Did it happen to me?

Leni takes her and cuddles with her.

Luna: Uh... Nice.

Leni puts her down and shrinks Lincoln. Then, she takes him and cuddles with him.

Lincoln: How many times it will happen? Not that I don't like.

Author: This question is not next in the waiting line but it's needed to put here now.

Number 49: The Mandalorian: I'm back from collecting my bounty, is the little one (Baby Yoda) safe?

Luan: Yes he is.

The Mandalorian: Thanks.

He takes the Baby Yoda back.

Lily: I liked playinga vith him.

Luna: I would like him to be taken care of by us if he didn't levitate us very much.

Author: There is one question missing but first... Louds. Reveal the truth.

Fernando: What? What truth?!?

The Loud Muppets fainted, making everyone worried. Then, 11 certain people appear on the stage with remotes. It made everyone gasp in shock: It was the Louds.

Sandra: Loud Em Casa? You didn't turn into Muppets?

Lola: No we didn't. The Author wanted to make this surprise to you all and asked us to do it. Our other friends and our parents knew about this.

Sandra: Wow... You got us.

Louds: We know. (Looks to the camera) THIS WAS OUR PRANK!

The audience gets silent for a moment. Then, they laugh, clap their hands and wave their flags.

Author: Now... The last question.

Number 50: Hey there Lincoln, I've noticed that you hardly get angry or rather depressed every time I watched "The Loud House" is everything alright with you? (If there is why not seek Clyde for help, he's your best friend)

Lincoln: Of course I am okay. Clyde even helped me before by being my thera-

At this, he slaps his mouth with his two hands, tapping the mouth, to avoid continuing. But it was too late. Everyone was looking at him confused.

Lincoln (Mumbling): Dang it...!

Leni: Linky? What you were saying?

Lincoln: Uh... Nothing!

Lucy: Lincoln, you were saying that Clyde even helped you by being something. What was that?

Lincoln: Nothing important! I swear.

Luan: Come on Linc. Don't lie to us.

The white-haired boy didn't know what to do to avoid telling what he doesn't want to say. However, he realized that he wouldn't leave without confessing soo... He did it.

Lincoln: Okay... (Breaths in and out) Clyde even helped me by... Being... My therapist.

Everyone: WHAT?

Lincoln: Yeah... This is true.

Lynn Sr.: Why you never told us about it?

Lincoln: I didn't want anyone to know this. Also, if I told you, you probably would use it when I need it most. This last argument may be selfish but it's the truth. I just felt sometimes frustrated and sad at the time and he helped me by turning in my therapist.

Everyone was speechless at this as Lincoln feels bad for hiding this. Then, Luna decided to say something.

Luna: Dude... Don't be like that. We all understand why you did that before. I'm sorry for the times we made you feel bad.

Rest of the Louds: We are sorry too.

Lincoln (Smiles): Thanks, guys.


Author: Well... What a nice way to end this episode.

Lisa: I agree.

Fernando: Thanks for watching this episode.

Sandra: We see you another time!

After saying this, the Loud muppets got up.

Fernando: Nice try, Louds. We won't fall for it again.

Lynn Jr.: Uh... We didn't do anything.

Sandra: Wait... What?!?

Everyone looks at the muppets in shock.

Muppet Lana: Hi!

This made everyone get pale faces and ran away. In Lucy's case, she just ran away, ending this episode.


Post Episode Scenes

The muppets get out of the building of Build Studios. Then, they looked at each other.

Muppet Lori: And now... What?

Muppet Lincoln: I don't know. I think that we can ju-

Before he could finish, a bus appeared and stopped near to them on the road. When it stopped, certain muppets' heads got out of the windows.

Walter: Hey guys! What are you doing here?

Muppet Lily: Nothinga. Vhy?

Kermit: Just asking to be as nice as we are. We are the Muppets from the Muppet Show.

Fozzie Bear: We were deciding the places to tour first and we saw you there.

Kermit: You want to join? You can meet everyone else in our place.

The Muppet Louds look at each other and nod at them. Then, they enter inside and the bus drives away, ending this chapter.


(A: Here is the Muppet Chapter as promised before. I added this post episode scenes after rewatching the Muppet Movie of 2011.)

(B: The fact of Lincoln having kind of therapy from Clyde comes from my first fanfic.)

(C: Next chapter won't be a new episode but yes the Double Date between the Stellacoln and the Saluna couples' chapter. But don't stop giving me questions!)