Chapter 26: Arriving to the Party

At Acme Looniversity, everybody was starting to arrive at the Graduation Party. Buster Bunny, Plucky Duck, Hamton Pig and the other boys were wearing their best tuxedos. Babs Bunny was wearing a yellow dress as well as blue eyeshadow and red lipstick. Shirley the Loon was wearing a blue dress and purple eyeshadow. She still wore her pink bow in her hair. Hamton's date was an older girl duck whom Plucky had a crush on during one spring break. But as it turns out, she liked Hamton better. She had light green feathers and long blond hair. For the dance, she was wearing an orange dress. Dizzy Devil's date was the human girl, Mitzi. Gogo's date was actually a fire hydrant. Even Little Beeper and Calamity Coyote got dates for the dance.

"I wonder where Fifi is?" asked Buster. "Maybe she's not going to show up since she has no date since Hamton was taken," said Plucky. "Actually she has a date," said Babs. "She does?" asked Plucky. "Who?" asked Buster. "Like, we did meet him, but Fifi told us she wanted to surprise the rest of you," said Shirley. "She's probably saying that as a cover up of searching for a boy," said Plucky. "Her mood suggests otherwise," said Babs. "If she says she has a date, where is she now?" asked Plucky.

As if right on cue, a loud beep sounded, causing Plucky to scream like a girl and jump onto Shirley. The beeping was Fifi's Cadillac. "Isn't that Fifi's Cadillac?" asked Buster. "It's actually up and running again," said Hamton. Fifi exited out of the car. "Bahnjour, my friends," said Fifi. "So do we finally get to meet your date?" asked Buster. Shirley dropped Plucky to the ground. "Wee," said Fifi. She turned back to her car. "You cahn cahme out now, my cheese soufflé," said Fifi. Pikachu exited out of the car along with Ash and Serena. "Pikachu," said Pikachu, waving hello. Fifi's friends were surprised. "No way!" said Plucky. "Your date is Ash's Pikachu?!" asked Buster. "Mm-hmm. Ze sahme Peekahchu who sahved my life," said Fifi. Fifi picked up Pikachu and began to cuddle him. "He took me out to deennair lahst night. Eet wahs so rahmahnteec. Eet wahs dureeng zat dahte where he ahgreed to be my dahte to ze dahnce," said Fifi. Pikachu then kissed Fifi on the cheek. The skunkette blushed and giggled. "Ain't he chahrmeeng?" asked Fifi. She started to gently rub cheeks with Pikachu. Pikachu squealed happily as Fifi showed her affection for him.

Fifi's two Spritzee, Mary Melody, Furrball and Charmeleon exited out of the Cadillac next. Mary's date was waiting too. "Sorry I'm late. I had to help Fifi out of a situation," said Mary. "That's all right. You had to do what you had to do," said Mary's date. "Furrball, do you have a date?" asked Serena. "He does," said a voice. It belonged to a gray and white cat wearing a blue dress. "Hello, Rita," said Furrball, sweating nervously due to how pretty she looked. He walked up to her date. "I almost missed out of tonight because of Elmyra. But luckily, Clemont and Mary was able to save me," said Furrball.

"Fifi, I see you decided to show up to ze pahrty ahftair ahll," said a familiar voice. It was Fifi's mentor; Pepé Le Pew. He was wearing a red bow tie for the party. With him was his wife, Penelope Pussycat. She was wearing a pink dress and pink lipstick for the party. "Mahnsieur Pepé. Look who ees my dahte to ze dahnce," said Fifi. "Pikachu," said Pikachu. "Ah, Peekahchu. I remembair when we met bahck aht ze Hoenn Region when my student sahved you frahm Team Rahcket's mahneepulahtion ahnd when you finahlly took hair on a dahte," said Pepé. He shook hands with Pikachu. "Nice to see you again too, Pepé. I also remember when Fifi and you traveled with us in Hoenn too. I finally got to see her painting, which was part of a shrine dedicated to me. I'm still disturbed that she had a life sized plush doll of me to kiss," said Pikachu. Pepé chuckled. "Pretty cheeky of you, Fifi," said Pepé. Fifi blushed in embarrassment.

"He ahgreed to be my dahte fahr ze dahnce when he took me out to deennair aht ze Ahvery Eatery lahst night. He even mahnaged to replahce ze dress of mine zat he ahccidentahlly ruined when he zahpped me bahck aht Celahdahn Ceety. Eet wahs ze mahst rahmahnteec night of my life. Ahnd I'm sure tahnight will be even mahre rahmahnteec. Le squee!" cried Fifi happily. She picked up Pikachu once again and hugged him again.

"Oh, I'd like to eentrahduce you to my wife, Penelahpe Pussycaht," said Pepé. "Hello," said Penelope. "Hi," said Pikachu. "Een ze pahst, I've ahlways seemed to hahve a white stripe painted on my tail ahnd bahck ahnd Pepé chahsed ahftair me, sinkeeng I wahs a skunk. but lahtair, ahftair sahmetheeng Fifi's mahthair said ahnd sahveeng me frahm Dr. Gene spleecair, he stahrted to chahnge how he tried to find lahve. By sahveeng me, I finahlly nahticed heem ahnd we stahrted dahteeng unteel our eventual mahrriage. ahnd very soon, I'm expecteeng cheeldren," said Penelope.

(Insert "Hiya, Hot Stuff" from Pokémon)

Suddenly, everybody began to hear loud wolf whistles and howling. The men were going crazy over one particular girl. She was an anthro, voluptuous mink with white fur and blond hair and a blond tail. She had black eyes and wore blue eyeshadow, regardless what she wore. As for her attire, she wore a red evening gown with a revealing sweetheart neckline that showed her cleavage, red lipstick & earrings and shoes. A lot of the male toons were swooning over her beauty. The mink just rolled her eyes, smiling at them looking like lovesick idiots. "Men. Poor things are simple at the mercy of their hormones," said the mink. "Who's that?" asked Ash. "She's my othair mentahr een ze fields of rahmahnce. Zat's Minerva Meenk," said Fifi.

Fifi approached Minerva, carrying Pikachu in her arms. "Minerva Meenk. Eet's good to see you," said Fifi. "Good to see you too, Fifi," said Minerva. She noticed Fifi holding Pikachu. "Is your date that cute little Pikachu?" asked Minerva. "Wee. He's ze Peekahchu zat sahved me years ahgo. Ahnd he hahppens to belahng to ze chahmpion; Ahsh Ketchum," said Fifi. "H-hi," said Pikachu. His face was all flustered pink. "Hiya, cutie," said Minerva. She turned to Fifi. "May I hold him?" asked Minerva. "Sure," said Fifi. Minerva picked up Pikachu and began to hug Pikachu. Pikachu's blushing went nuclear.

"I can see why Fifi likes you. You're just so adorable besides brave," said Minerva. "Thanks," said Pikachu, still blushing. "So, how did you two first meet, Fifi?" asked Pikachu. "Minerva ees a toon who's so beauteeful zat ahll kind of men ahre suscepteeble to hair good looks. Humahns ahre no exception. I first met hair dureeng ze time when my mahthair fahrbeed me frahm being tutahred by Pepé ahny mahre, believeeng hees ways of rahmahnce were a bahd eenfluence on me. We becahme good friends ahnd I ahsked hair to teach me how to ween a boy. But lahtair, ahftair Pepé sahved me ahlahng weeth Minerva ahnd hair husbahnd frahm Dr. Gene Spleecair, my mahthair ahllowed heem to be my mentahr ahgain when he stahrted chahngeeng hees ways. So now I hahd two mentahrs," said Fifi. "And it seems my tips have helped you get Pikachu's attention," said Minerva. "Wee. I deed write a lahve lettair to heem, wheech Leettle Beepair delivered to heem. Ahround zat sahme time, Ahsh ahnd hees friends wahn a free treep to Looney Tunes Lahnd," said Fifi. "I think Fifi's made the right choice in who she wants to be," said Fifi. Minerva then handed Pikachu back to Fifi.

"So, where ees your husbahnd, Weelfahrd?" asked Fifi. "Over there," said Minerva. The one called Wilford stepped forward. He was a tall and muscular, blue furred wolf with a well-defined build and long flowing gray hair. He wore blue pants and a red bowtie. Akin to how Minerva's beauty makes all men swoon over her, Wilford becomes equally if not more handsome, making all women swoon over him. Some of the girls began to faint at the sight of him. "Wilford, there you are," said Minerva. She hugged and kissed her husband "Hello, Minerva dear," said Wilford. "Wow. He sure is handsome," said Serena. "Believe me, I didn't always look like this," said Wilford.

Wilford showed a photo of what he originally looked like. He was once very geeky looking Wolf who had a thin top and neck and a large stomach. He had large blue pants that presumably raised above his waist. He wore a red bowtie around his thin neck and very thick glasses that made his eyes look very small. His fur was a gray blue and looks somewhat shabby. "How did you become what you are now?" asked Ash. "Originally, I transformed into what you see under a full moon. It took a while, but I found a way to make it permanent," said Wilford. "Isn't he a sight for sore eyes?" asked Minerva.

(End Music)

Just then, Hamton Pig began to approach Fifi La Fume. "Fifi, it's good to see you're here . . . ," said Hamton, but he stopped when Fifi turned away from him. Hamton sighed. "Still giving me the cold shoulder, huh?" asked Hamton. And he walked away along with his date. "Still sour about how he broke your heart?" asked Pikachu. "Wee," said Fifi. "Try not to let that spoil tonight. This is our night, tonight, Fifi. But one day, you're going to have to forgive him. Okay?" asked Pikachu. "Le sigh. Okay, Peekahchu," said Fifi. Fifi and Pikachu went to join the others in the building of Acme Looniversity itself.


For those who just finished reading, now you know that Fifi's mentor is none other than the beautiful Minerva Mink. And she's married to Wilford Wolf, who has somehow made his werewolf form permanent. The events of Fifi meeting Minerva will happen in Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures. Next chapter, Bugs has an important announcement to make . . .