Chapter 27: Hitting the Dance Floor
Everybody gathered in the auditorium, where the party was taking place. "So what's happening right now?" asked Ash. "Bugs is going to make a big announcement," said Buster. Bugs Bunny stepped on stage alongside his girlfriend, Lola Bunny. He coughed to get everybody's attention. "Ladies and gentletoons. I'm pleased to announce that new year, new teachers as well as new students will be joining Acme Looniversity next year," said Bugs. Everybody began to gossip in astonishment. "I suppose you're wondering, who are these new teachers and students are? You see, remember when Warner Bros. bought Hanna Barbara studios, they acquired their cartoon characters? So, after several meetings, we decided to welcome these veteran toons as our newest set of teachers. Some of them if you remember were guest teachers in past classes. But now, they're permanent teachers. First up, are the toons that started the legacy of Hanna Barbara; Tom and Jerry," said Bugs. Everybody clapped as the two said toons stepped onto the stage. Tom was a slender gray cat with a white underbelly and muzzle as well as yellow eyes. Jerry was a mouse with brown fur and a lighter brown underbelly & muzzle. "Up next, is Droopy the Dog," said Bugs. As everybody cheered, Droopy stepped forward. Droopy was a white basset hound with orange hair. "Thank you. Thank you," said Droopy.
"Joining our staff also are Fred Flinstone and his buddy, Barney Rubble," said Bugs. The two said toons stepped on stage next. "Yabba dabba doo!" cried Fred, letting out his catchphrase. "Also happy to sign up as teachers are Scooby Doo and the Mystery Gang," said Bugs. Everybody cheered as the Mystery Gang stepped onto the stage. Besides Scooby himself, there was also Norville "Shaggy" Rogers, Velma Dinkley, Fred Jones and Daphne Blake. "We also have Yogi Bear and Boo Bear among our ranks now," said Bugs. The two cartoon bears stepped on stage. "Hong-Kung Phooey is also becoming a new teacher next year," said Bugs. The said character appeared. He was a dog who knew Kung Fu. "And last, but not least, Popeye the Sailor," said Bugs. Everybody cheered as the final new mentor stepped onto the stage.
"Now, we shall introduce you to their student counterparts; Tim and Perry, Stan Stoneage, Benny Trumble, Bobby Bear, Shoo-Shoo Bear, Woopy Doo, Karate Chomp and Bullseye," said Bugs. The student counterparts of the new mentors stepped forward and the audience clapped and cheered.
The party was now underway. The graduates and the students still attending were getting to know the new students and teachers. The couples were also dancing too. Right now, Fifi & Pikachu and Ash & Serena were talking to the Mystery Gang and Woopy Doo. "So you're that famous paranormal investigation group we've heard about?" asked Ash. "That's right. Our travels take us around the world," said Shaggy. "Reah," said Scooby. "There were times where the monsters were actually real instead of people in costumes," said Daphne. "Like what?" asked Serena. "Like when we visited by Moonscar Island, where we encountered some restless zombies," said Fred. "But they weren't the villains. The real villains were these voodoo cat creatures," said Velma. "I see," said Fifi.
Just then, Fifi saw somebody familiar was also present at the party. It was none other than Woody Woodpecker and his wife, Winnie Woodpecker. "Ooh la la! Zey're here too! Hey, Woody, Weennie!" called Fifi. The two woodpeckers noticed Fifi. "Oh. Hello Fifi, good to see you again," said Woody. "Good to see you too," said Fifi. "So, do you have a date?" asked Winnie. "Wee. Ahsh's Peekahchu," said Fifi. "Pika," said Pikachu. "So, were you a guest teacher at the school too?" asked Ash. "Yes. I started a class that's now taught here called Screwball 101, where the students are taught how to act like total screwballs when the situation calls for it. When Elmyra was trying to force Fifi to be her pet, I helped her pull a bunch of pranks on Elmyra, which got her sent to the looney bin," said Woody. Fifi giggled, remembering. "I hhahd so much fun tahrmenteeng my tahrmentahr," said Fifi.
At that moment, somebody began to approach Fifi La Fume and Pikachu. It was Bimbette Skunk. For the dance, she wore a bright green dress as well as red lipstick. "Oh. Hello, Fifi," said Bimbette. "Bimbette Skunk?" asked Ash. "Yes. It's me," said Bimbette. Fifi turned away from Bimbette. "Eef you sink you cahn steal my dahte like how you stahle Jahhnny Pew's ahttention ahs well ahs my phahto of heem, you . . . ," said Fifi. "I already have a date," interrupted Bimbette. "You do?" asked Fifi. "Yes. This cute skunk over here," said Bimbette. She brought up Meowth, who was forced to wear a red bowtie and collar. "I'm being brought to the dance against my will!" cried Meowth. Bimbette then began to hug Meowth, with Meowth's face in her breasts. "He's such a joker. Come on. Time we hit the dance floor," said Bimbette. She began to walk away, giggling. Bimbette spun Meowth around as she danced with him. "Wheeeeeeee!" cried Bimbette. "Help meeeeeeeeeee!" screamed Meowth as he was getting spun around. In addition, he had swirly eyes to show how dizzy he was getting.
Fifi, Pikachu, Ash and Serena began to snicker. "That was Team Rocket's Meowth," giggled Pikachu. "Should we?" asked Ash. "Nahh. Let Meowth suffair. He prahbahbly brought eet on heemself," said Fifi. "He sure did, dat bad ol' putty tat," said Tweety. "Let me guess, he tried to eat you?" asked Serena. "Yes. He used some of da same twicks my usual putty tat foe did in da past. But when he painted skunk stripe, he attwacted Pepé," said Tweety. "Uhh, eww," said Ash.
Fifi La Fume turned to Pikachu. "Peekahchu, shahll we dahnce?" asked Fifi, fluttering her eyelashes at her date. "Why sure. I'd love toooooo!" cried Pikachu as Fifi grabbed him.
(Insert "Can-Can")
Fifi began to spin Pikachu around, like what Bimbette was doing to poor Meowth. She giggled as she spun her date around. Pikachu screamed as he was getting spun around. After spinning Pikachu, Fifi then gave Pikachu a big kiss on the lips.
(End Music)
Pikachu's eyes were swirls to show how dizzy he was from getting spun around. His lips were stained with Fifi's lipstick. "I think we should stick to the slow dancing," groaned Pikachu. "Okay," said Fifi as wiped Pikachu's lips. She giggled sheepishly. Fifi held Pikachu close to her as she danced with him. As she danced, Fifi began to sing to woo Pikachu even more.
Bahby fahce
You've gaht ze cutest leettle bahby fahce
Zere's naht ahnahthair who cahn tahke your plahce
Bahby fahce
my heart poor heart ees sumpeen'
you sure hahve stahrted sahmetheen'
bahby fahce I'm up een heaven
when I'm een your fahnd embrahce
Uh well I need a shahve
'cause I just fell een lahve
weeth your pretty bahby fahce
Pikachu was entranced by Fifi's beautiful singing, as indicated by his blushing face. More and more, he was falling in love with the purple skunkette. "The way you sing, Fifi, it's so beautiful," said Pikachu. "Merci, my leettle Peeka Weeka," said Fifi. "Fifi?" asked Pikachu. "Yes?" asked Fifi sweetly. "There's something that I want to tell you," said Pikachu. "Ahnd whaht would zat be?" asked Fifi. "Well . . . ," said Pikachu.
But before Pikachu could say anything, everybody heard an explosion. Some of the people began to scream and panic. The explosion caused the disco ball to fall to the floor. "Sahcrebleu! Whaht's going on?" asked Fifi.
Hanna Barbara's cartoon characters are now going to be teachers at Acme Looniversity now along with some protégés of theirs. They're appearances as guest teachers will be shown in my prequel series. Next chapter, the party crashers will be revealed . . .
