Uchiha Jeiny has been wandering absolute white for a few milliseconds now, but it has felt like an eternity. She doesn't want the author to win, so she has yet to speak, but now the sting of infinity is gnawing at the back of her mind.

"Fine!" Jeiny shouts. "You win! Make something happen!" she shouts stupidly, not realizing that something is happening. "You're a fucking jerk, author."

The author manifests as Seto Kaiba. "Or maybe I'm just trying to teach you a lesson, little girl," he says.

Jeiny crosses her arms with a pouty face, shuts her eyes, and turns her glance away from Kaiba, even though she can't see him now. It's really exaggerated and just so cute, but Kaiba has no time for that shit.

Kaiba randomly draws a card, Obelisk the Tormentor, and raises it up into the vast nothingness. Suddenly, a light somehow shines in this void of absolute white. There is a sound like a crash, and underneath the light a piece of an arena's stands are revealed, filled with people, some incomplete. There is another crash, and more of the arena is revealed. Again and again, until Kaiba and Jeiny are in the center of an enormous Colosseum surrounded by thousands of Kaiba's fans all chanting his name. "SETO. SETO. SETO."

Kaiba then leaps into the air and his Blue-Eyes White Jet swoops in underneath him, then hovers about twenty feet off the ground, the front point angled slightly down at Jeiny. Kaiba's eyes burn with ferocity as he waits for Jeiny's response.

She looks up at the looming shadow surrounded by such great light, and watches intently, trying to figure out what is going on, instead of just assuming like Jon used to do.

Kaiba then draws another card. "Yes, the Blue-Eyes White Dragon." He throws it to the side of Jeiny's right foot.

Jeiny bends down and picks it up, examining it. She laughs. "Coated in titanium, eh?" She chucks it back at Kaiba, who swipes his cape, brushing the card aside, but before it gets out of reach, he snaps it out of the air. "Kevlar," Jeiny says. She laughs. "You're Anime Batman, not Zero, is that what you're trying to say?"

"Zero? Please. A terrorist with magical powers is 'Batman'?"

"Omg, you are so right, Mr. Kaiba! Please, tell me, are there more obvious misconceptions that get spread throughout the anime community because people don't understand American and Japanese art?!"

"Glad you ask, Jeiny. What do you think is the answer?"

Jeiny laughs."How are people so dumb?"

"Because they aren't me."

"OOOOOOOOH!" Jeiny then quirks a brow. "Wait, if you're so great, why don't you have all the ladies?"

"Because I'm in love with my Blue-Eyes."

"They are really dreamy," she replies, wiping her mouth.

"No, my wife is literally a playing card."

"That sucks!"

"Yes, it is miserable, but I am Smartest, and get to play games forever. I am the King of Games."

"Uh, sorry, but Yugi Muto might disagree."

"Think of me as the Shadow King, then. The only reason Yugi wins, despite my superior resources, is because he has more luck and destiny than me. He's not the King of Games. I am! He's the King of Friendship Happy Sparkly Luck. Pfft. I'd rather be Number Two than rely on such things, and I will beat anyone but him at any game, but when it comes to actual life, I always win."

"I think I get it."

"I'm also an orphan who's adoptive father was an abusive asshole, and I have a little brother to protect."

"Oh, okay. So your life totally sucks. Even though you are the richest and smartest, you'll never get what you want, huh? Okay, your life is worse than mine. You win. I give up."

"Where's the fun in that? Where are you going? Come back!" Kaiba then turns his gaze down, shuts his eyes, and laughs. "I see." The laughter grows neurotic, his shoulders spasm, and he lifts his gaze. His eyes are hysterically wide as insane bursts of laughter escape. Then, he continues, "You defeated me the only way you could. By not playing. Good job, little girl."