Loki raised his hands as I fell to the grass beside him, my jaw hitting the ground and I tasted blood. I had bitten my tongue. I hated when I did that. I whipped my head up and saw him narrowing his eyes in concentration and the portal disappeared harshly, exploding out of existence.

"That should keep him for a moment," He muttered, and I staggered to my feet as Thor grabbed Loki's shirt. Exactly what I had in mind to do.

"What are you doing, Loki? Why did you-"

"She knows the future of Asgard! Of course I had to-"

"Oh look!" I said unenthusiastically. "It's Odin, the ruler of the entire fucking nine realms, and your bloody father!"

They broke their squabbling immediately, throwing each other dirty looks.

I rolled my eyes. As much as I wanted to throttle Loki, I was all for getting the hell out of here before Goddess of Death appeared. I raised a hand to make a portal but then-

The slingring was gone. And, the leash of light thin silky something, like spider web, was still wrapped around my wrist. I turned to Loki, approaching his dad, who held his hands behind his back and the palm open so I could see the gleaming gold ring he was holding. Then he glanced back, and had the fucking indecency to actually wink. I growled, and stalked towards them.

Fuck. This was bad. This was really bad.

I was interfering more than I should. If I did or said something than would change the course of the movie, it actually meant that Hela had a chance to win, because of my interference. This was dangerous. All because of that unpredictable asshole.

The only hope now was the Doc managing to recreate the portal, but I didn't know what Loki had done with his stupid sorcery. Ugh, why did things have to get so complicated?

"Look at this place. It's beautiful." I did. It was beautiful. But, also, I was here against my will. So...

"Father, it's us." And one teenager that really didn't want to be here, listening to this conversation.

Of course, I didn't say that. I stopped one step behind the Asgardian Princes, and sulked.

"My sons." Then he looked straight at me. "Miss Lee. I've been waiting for you all."

"Uh," I frowned. "You know me?"

"Everyone with a grasp of the multiverse has sensed your arrival," His gaze pierced through me like a ghost. "Some might say, your disturbance."

I wasn't sure how to respond to that. Thankfully, Thor stepped in.

"We've come to take you home, father."

Odin looked away from me then, peering over at the cliff and into the blue blue sky. "Home, yes. Your mother, she calls me. Do you hear it?"

Thor fired a look at Loki. "Loki, lift your magic." The younger man raised his hand in defense, as Odin smiled.

"Took me quite a while to break free from your spell. Frigga would have been proud." Loki seemed genuinely touched, blinking, and as all the exposition shit happened my mind wandered because how the fuck did Odin know my name?

Multiverse? Did that mean he knew this world was set inside a movie? Or that I came from another dimension? Wait, did that mean he knew how to go back to my homeworld? My pulse was suddenly racing.

"-Whatever she is, we can stop her. We can face her together," Thor was saying desperately, and Odin took his hands gently.

"No we won't. I'm on a different path now. This, you must face alone."

Jeezs, what a nice thing to say to your son. Odin let go of his hands and leaned back, turning around to face me.

"Miss Lee. I know you will face many difficulties on your road, young lady. But keep in mind, somethings are just meant to be. Do not despair, when the world does not bend to your will."

"What?" I asked dumbly.

"Life is long, and you are young. You all are." Odin smiled peacefully. "I love you, my sons."

Tears welled in Thor's eyes and momentarily I was speechless, caught up in the solemnity of it all. I had a thousand questions running around in my brain, and I knew this was the last chance to ask them, but...It was also Odin's last chance with his family. Last moment. I suddenly felt like an intruder.

"Look at that." Ethereal beams of sunray streamed down upon the ocean. "Remember this place. Home."

Odin dissipated into glittering stardust, flowing into where the sky and sea met seamlessly. The Allfather was gone.

There was a beat of pregnant silence, and then Thor clenched his fists and the sky darkened, the wind picking up. I knew what was going to happen next. I also knew I was very very screwed.

Shit. Hela. Shit. Shit. Shit.

I almost felt another panic attack coming on, because Hela could literally kill me. Cate Blanchett was super hot, but Hela, on the other hand, was a murderer. She literally destroyed Asgard's army in five minutes. She probably could do me in a second.

"Brother," Loki said carefully, but Thor faced him, his hands crackling with electricity.

"This was your-"

"Stop fighting. Hela's coming." I said sharply, rubbing my palms together and creating a fiery whip out of nothing. That was one of the first things I had learned from the Doc. Ugh, where was that dude when you needed him?

The two guys glanced at me and then sickly green light shined from behind where we were standing. Blackness molded together like oil, and the guys did their transformation thing into their armors, lightning blasting near me. I ran my mind through spells and incantations I could use. Unfortunately, there weren't a lot of them.

Instead, I took a deep breath, calming myself as a dark portal opened and Hela passed through.

She was gorgeous. She was terrifying. I was kind of in love.

"So he's gone?" She took a moment, tilting her head. "That's a shame, I would've liked to see that."

Her voice was low, deep. It was nothing like seeing or hearing her through a screen. This Hela, this third dimensional Hera was even more scary than my mom had gotten when she found out I had ditched all my academies and gone to see a movie.

"You must be Hela," Thor said, his voice wary. "I'm Thor, son of Odin."

"Really? You don't look like him."

"Perhaps we can come to an arrangement?"

"You sound like him."

Okay, this was all going according to the script. Maybe I could like shuffle away? Maybe she wouldn't notice the tiny girl-

"Who are you? I'm guessing you're not his daughter," She looked vaguely amused, and I blinked, the whip disappearing.

"Um, of course not." I said quickly, and paused. "I'm nobody, to be honest. And so can I just disappear? Before you tell us to-"

"Kneel," She must have lost interest half way through my sentence. Life sucked. If I was hot, would she have like noticed me more? Maybe if I was older?

"Beg your pardon?" Ever the polite one, Loki asked, and Hela generated a pointy looking blade right out of nowhere. This was not going well.

"I said kneel, before your queen."

I was all ready to kneel, but Thor had other ideas.

"I don't think so," He grunted, and before I can yell that's not a good idea, he threw his hammer right at her. And, you all know what happened next. Hela destroyed Thor's hammer hela quickly and when I was staggering to stand upright through the shockwave, Loki, stupid Loki, yelled "Bring us back!" and there was light.

The rainbow bridge.

You know, the most annoying part was that I was actually relieved, sure that this entire shit was over and that the Bifrost were going to take Thor and Loki and Hela away. I was sagging, thinking how the hell am I supposed to get back to New York now, when my wrist wrenched upwards and I cried out in pain as I felt like my left arm was tearing off from my shoulder, dragging me inevitably into the Bifrost.

It was hela weird inside the rainbow bridge, but I couldn't focus on any of that as I realized my shoulder was dislocated, jerked out of its socket. It hurt like hell, white hot pain engulfing my entire arm.

My eyesight was blurring as I tried not to scream, because Loki was still dragging me-probably unintended-along and he kept jerking on the rope as he fought Hela, sending daggers of pain through my arm. I gritted my teeth, trying to think clearly through the agony, and reached up with my right arm and grabbed the silky rope. It took the weight off my dislocated shoulder, and the burning pain lessened.

But then, of course, that had to be the moment Loki was knocked out of the Bifrost and took me with him.

Everything was pitch black. It was so so cold and I literally felt my eyeballs freezing off, so I closed them immediately. I instinctively knew I was in space, and before I could draw another breath the rope tugged, and I was falling, suddenly, into bright air.

Falling. Falling, freefalling and I was able to catch sight of the colorful space wreckage that was not going to bode well with my head that was going to hit it and my brain scrambled for a way to not go splat and-

Oh right.

I was a sorcerer, weren't I?

"I summon forth the shielding powers of the Vishanti." I muttered hysterically, barely six feet away from the ground and I hit the blue force field, letting it absorb most of the impact. I bounced off.

Still, it hurt like fuck when I hit the ground with the wrong shoulder.

Black spots swam across my vision and I almost passed out, the pain overwhelming me. I had broken my arm once, but that was nothing compared to what I felt now. My left arm was numb, except for the throbbing pain. I couldn't move it.

Fuck. Fuck. This was really bad.

I fought off the urge to lie down and just stay there, because I had to move. I was pretty sure we were in-

We. Fuck, Loki.

I somehow managed to sit up, and looked around. I was in a pile of trash. Really awful smelling metallic garbage. I wrinkled my nose, held my left arm close to my side, and got to my feet. The fucking leash was still wound around me. I followed where the rope lead, and sighed, when I stopped in front of Loki.

He had his eyes closed. Probably unconscious.

I nudged his side with my foot, gently. He didn't move.

I kicked him, not so gently, and he cracked his eyes open. "Ow." Loki blinked, then narrowed his eyes at me. "You're alive."

"I hate your face," I told him. "I hate you. This is all your fault. I'm going to-"

"Where are we?" He interrupted my rant, sitting up, and I clenched my fist, really really wanting to punch him in the face.

"Sakaar. The home of all lost and unloved things," I spat sarcastically. "And you, have ruined my plans. All of them. All through A to H. I hate you so much."


A/N: Okay I'm on a roll here.

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