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Smallville version will be called Edge and Arrowverse version will be called Morgan.

Chaos Sorcerer: Thanks for the review. Yes, I feel bad for her too. No kidding, not all powers are. Smallville Bette was just your typical bad guy. This is the last lame round. After this, we get back to the awesome stuff. Shazam huh! Yeah, he can work, though I'm also lost on the timeline for that one. Nice pun, XD! I think he should use Force Choke so he can use this line, don't you think? Thanks for the review on 'You're a monster, I'm not' as well. Vigilante was another scumbag. They could have, but the healing factor shocked him for a bit. Yes, Vince is a delusional scumbag now, nothing more and nothing less. Thanks for that idea bro. We'll see how it goes. And thanks for having faith in me. She was in 'Walking Dead' too. And she is awesome in interviews. She also has a video on her Instagram where she is reacting to some lines of Prince John from the animated Disney 'Robin Hood' film, and it will give you a laugh. Yes, she was decent in Season 5, then Season 6 onwards I disliked her and after 6x14, she is nothing more than a villain to me. Enjoy the chapter.

Guest 1: Thanks for the review and title. Oh yes, Wade will agree. Smallville Plastique's own inner powers protected her from completely being blown to bits, hence she was just KO'ed. She did go out of range. My bad, didn't explain it.

Guest 2: Thanks for the review. Yes, I remember and thanks still. I actually have a different one from a different Guest but thanks still.

Chapter 36- The Edge of Cruelty

"And we're back people", Wade said as he stood on the podium and waved to everyone while they applauded hysterically for him and waved back, while also noticing four tied up people on their knees. "Last time we were here, Arrowverse Bette was showing the Smallville version that being a layered character is better than being a one-dimensional bad guy. Now isn't that right?"

All laughed, then nodded, and then applauded hysterically.

Wade then pointed at the four tied up people and said. "Now you must be wondering who these idiots are, and why they're here. Well, I'm gonna tell you."

Taking a deep breath, Wade said. "So, Shantel VanSanten, who you all know starred as Patty Spivot in Season 2 of The Flash, posted on her Twitter that she missed her character. Not that I can blame her, I miss her too, as she was awesome."

All nodded as Wade then continued. "However, these WestAllen fanatics can't let anyone do anything peacefully. See, they harassed for posting that, spewing their WestAllen logic, which we all know is anything but logic."

All laughed at that as Wade turned to the four and asked. "Tell me, why do you harass others for liking another ship so much? You got everything you wanted you sick fucks, Barry and Iris are married, they even have a daughter from the future. Now yes, she is erased, but she will come back obviously. So why do you get your loins wet from anger when Barry and Caitlin share a scene or if someone comments they like Barry more with someone other than Iris?! Why can't you just sail peacefully on your toxic ship?! Huh?!"

"Patty was only with Barry because Iris was mourning Eddie at the time!" One of them cried out.

"Ah, that shit", Wade said as he walked to the fanatic. "Well, you see, Barry wasn't romantically interested at all in Iris during the beginning of Season 2, at least not on screen. Even Joe told him to try out something new. And what does Iris mourning Eddie have to do with Barry's love life? He chose to move on with Patty. If he was anything like he used to be in Season 1 around Iris, he would still be stalking and obsessing over her due as he worships the ground she walks on. And honestly, if the writers hadn't written her off due to Shantel being in Shooter, Spallen could easily have been endgame, you sick fucks. But obviously, you all live in eternal misery so you have to tear others down to make yourself feel better."

The fanatic burst into tears as another one said. "I didn't love it when she was on the show."

"So was harassing her over it necessary you sick bitch", Wade snarled and the fanatic shivered in fright.

"I didn't realize she was in the show as no one talks about her. Shows how irrelevant the character was. Sad", another one said and Wade now towered this one, making them regret their words immediately.

"Well, you see, no one mentions it because the stupid writers are obsessed with the unhealthy pairing called WestAllen, which is incest obviously, so they try their best to make it look like no other relationship of Barry happened. No different from what they did for Olicity in Arrow and Clana in Smallville", Wade said to them. "And you also came at Aragorn's friend NeoTyson for calling out you lot for harassing Shantel. Shame on you and your WestAllen logic. Oh! And if you think WestAllen isn't incest, then are you also okay with Woody Allen marrying his adopted daughter?"

At this point, the fanatic had no response at all as the last one said. "She didn't even spell her character's name right. Like who is Patry? Like her character, she doesn't exist."

"It's an honest mistake, moron. You could have pointed it out nicely", Wade told the fanatic. "One of Avril Lavigne's music videos say 'Officia Music Video', so mistakes happen."

The fanatic started. "Well then Avril is also an id-"

"Shut up!" Wade roared at the fanatic as he pointed his gun. "I convinced Aragorn not to bring in his Nicolas Cage this time. But if you say one bad word about Avril Lavigne, Aragorn will bring in Nicolas Cage and it will be much more brutal than the last 2 times combined. Aragorn is in love with Avril, and one bad word about her will send him over the edge."

The fanatic shut up wisely, remembering what had happened to Thunder and the two Guests with him and the Guest after that who had been brought face to face with Nicolas Cage on this show.

Wade then cut their bonds and said. "I'm letting you go."

They gasped, clearly shocked as Wade pointed backstage and said. "Go out from there. Like I said, I'm letting you go."

Still in shock, they got up and slowly staggered towards backstage when they heard a metallic sound coming from there. They backed off in horror as Logan emerged from backstage, a snarl on his face, his claws out.

One of the fanatics looked at Wade and exploded. "But you said-"

"I said I'm letting you go. Never said anything about my BFF", Wade said and all of them burst into tears of horror and frustration as Logan snarled. "I heard you were harassing an actress for no reason at all, bub."

They all fell to their knees in horror as Logan roared and leapt at them, swinging his claws. After a few minutes, all left of the four fanatics was blood and guts on the ground and on Logan, who was covered too.

The audience gave the scene a standing ovation.

"And that ends it", he said as he walked off. "Don't contact me Wade, unless it's to rip apart more of these morons."

"Understood, Hugh", Wade said as all laughed. "Now, time to come on topic. This time, both versions of Morgan Edge will battle. You would have thought I'd use Edge's entrance given that, but not interested."

All laughed and applauded as Wade said. "So on one side, we have Morgan Edge from Smallville, played by Rutger Hauer and Patrick Bergin. Oh! And Rutger Hauer was also William Earle in Batman Begins. This version was Lionel's childhood friend who helped him murder his parents and they split the money, with him becoming a crime lord. In Season 3, Red K Clark stole money from one of his gangs so he approached him, offering him a job. Clark turned him down at first but later accepted due to Lana having found him, and did do the job but was brought to his senses by Jonathan, so that was the end, or so he thought. Edge came to Smallville and demanded the package, taking Jonathan and Martha hostage to make Clark comply, which he did, giving Morgan his own blood. Lionel wanted the source, so Edge's thugs brought Clark to Metropolis, putting him in the back of a truck. As Lionel walked there, a recovered Clark used Heat Vision to blow up the truck, making Lionel think Edge was trying to kill him. A shoot out occurred and Edge fell into the water on being shot by Lionel's security. But he had survived and had plastic surgery done on himself, turning from Rutger to Patrick. He conspired with Lionel to break Lex's psyche and discredit him. Lex shot him and he speeded his car into Clark, which we all know how it turns out. We don't know what happened to him after this. The end."

All laughed and applauded as images of Hauer's and Bergin's Edge appeared on the screen behind Wade while he continued. "On the other side, we have Morgan Edge from Supergirl in Arrowverse, played by Adrian Pasdar, who also played Glenn Talbot aka Graviton in the amazing Agents of SHIELD, which is much better than the entire Arrowverse combined, just like Smallville. Anyway, this version was a poor man's Max Lord, who himself was a poor man's Lex Luthor. Lena bought CatCo instead of him, angering him. And this guy also bombed a waterfront so he could rebuild it with high rise residencies. Kara later flew him to the middle of a ship and left him there. He filed an anti-trust lawsuit to thwart Lena but Samantha had it dismissed. He tried to kill Lena but was stopped by Guardian and arrested. That's it for this guy."

All laughed and applauded as images of Pasdar's Edge appeared on the screen behind Wade while he said. "Now let them decide who has the Edge over the other."

All laughed and applauded at the pun as Wade waved to them and said. "Begin!"


Morgan arrived where he had been asked to by Edge, and he was all alone, as he thought too highly of himself.

"He had said meet me in the back of the truck", Morgan muttered to himself as he saw a truck. "There's a truck right over there. I think I'm supposed to go to the back of that."

So he walked to the back of the truck but looked around, finding no one there. Then he saw a bomb and his eyes widened in horror. "Oh no!"

Before he could run out, the truck exploded into pieces, vaporizing him instantly in the explosion.

From a corner, Edge and his men laughed hysterically as Edge lowered the detonator and said. "This guy is stupider than I thought. He is prone to emotions and does things without thinking. At least I think things through."

All of his men nodded and then they walked off together.


"Well, that happened", Wade said as all laughed hysterically and applauded. "While Adrian Pasdar is awesome, his version was an idiot who didn't look like he put much thought into anything, while the Smallville version at least used his brain. Scoreboard!"

Smallville: 21

Arrowverse: 12

"And Smallville is back on its winning streak", Wade said as all laughed and applauded. "Next time, two really awesome magicians from both the shows will be trying to put the other under their spell."

All applauded hysterically, knowing the two people Wade was referring to, as he said. "Until next time."


And done. The fanatics who harassed Shantel got what they deserved, and so did Arrowverse Edge.

And this ends the lame rounds at last. Next chapter onwards, we get back to the awesome stuff again.

Hope everyone enjoyed and see you all next time with another chapter where John Constantine and Zatanna Zatarra try put the other under their spell. And I know Smallville had a Constantine but he only appeared once in the Season 11 comics so I feel Zatanna will be a better match. Until then, stay safe from the coronavirus ya all!