Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh.

Title: Endearment and Enmity

Rating: T-M depending on chapter, M overall

Summary: When you're literally married to the person you despise.

Warnings: Homosexual relationships, vulgar words and adult situations.

Author's Note: I don't know why I wrote this.


Chapter 28: Never meet your Heroes

"Come in." Jonouchi said semi-loud after two soft raps at the other side of his office door; he looked up from the charts on his desk as Ito entered the room. "How can I help you, Nurse?" He asked politely, eyes flicking between her and his near-mountain of charting.

"We have a walk-in from Duel Academy." The nurse explained; he quirked a brow at this. While this was a Kaiba Corporation owned clinic, it was still unusual for them to receive Duel Academy patients since they had an on campus clinic. They'd only taken in two patients since he'd started working there, and so far they'd come to this clinic for specialized health conditions.

"Chief complaint?" He began.

"It's a… 'personal' concern." Ito answered, clearing her throat; Jonouchi inwardly sighed. 'Personal' in medical jargon almost always meant crotch-related issues.

"Age and gender of the patient?"

"Male. He's a first-year student." Of course she came to him. He was the only male nurse, and one of only three males who worked at this clinic.

"Would you like me to pre-screen him, Ito-san?" He asked.

"If you wouldn't mind."

"Is there a treatment room available?"

"The one you usually use, Kaiba-sama."


"Tenjoin?" He called as he walked out to the lobby; he kept his head on a swivel until it fell on a young teen approaching him; he had thick brown hair that just brushed his shoulders, brown eyes, he was relatively tall for his young age, and was wearing a white-blue Duel Academy uniform. From where he'd been sitting a moment ago, there was another boy with the same uniform and dark teal hair who appeared to be wearily watching him.

"Confirm your full name, and date of birth, please." Jonouchi asked softly, looking down at the chart.

"Tenjoin Fubuki," The boy began, shifting slightly nervously and looking to the ground rather than at him "October 31st."

Jonouchi nodded at the verification of the information of the chart, and lead the teen towards the treatment room. Once the door was closed, he began introducing him while simultaneously taking his vitals .

"Take off your jacket please so I can take your vitals - not your shirt, just the jacket. My name is Kaiba Katsuya, CRNA. And I'll be your nurse today." He repeated the same spiel he did with every patient, although he didn't miss the bewildered look on the youths face.

"Kaiba- like the Kaiba?" He sputtered nervously as the nurse calmly put a blood pressure cuff on his upper arm "You're related to Kaiba Seto?"

"You can say that,"Jonouchi gently pumped the cuff and placed his stethoscope under it slightly "I'm his husband." He confirmed calmly.

The brunet blinked incredulously "I thought that was just a rumor - but, doesn't that mean you're Jonouchi Katsuya?!"

"Mhmm." Jonouchi replied as he began releasing pressure from the cuff.

"Wow, I'm a huge fan! I have a red-eyes deck just like you!"

"Please, stay calm for a second. This appointment is about you, not about me." Jonouchi chided gently, which made the younger boy turn red but quiet down, this allowed him to get a more accurate vitals check.

Systolic blood pressure 100, diastolic blood pressure 65; ideal blood pressure. 62 BPM heart rate; normal. 99% O2 sat; normal. 98.6 oral temperature; normal.

Jonouchi put the vitals equipment away and went over to his desk, typing the vitals check down before looking back up "Now, what brings you to the Aegis clinic today?"

"I.. well..." He looked down slightly, silencing on the spot.

"Everything here is strictly confidentially; you said it was a personal concern?" Jonouchi nudged gently, looking the boy in the eyes "Everything you say here isn't leaving this room or your medical files."

"It..." Tenjoin cleared his throat again "It hurts when I… y'know… It burns when I pee." He finally admitted in a grunt.

Jonouchi nodded and jotted it down into his chief complaint box, before moving to his subjective/objective box on his computer "How long has it been going on?"

"A week..."

"Has this happened before?"

"No."

"Do you have a history of urinary tract infections?"

"No."

"Do you have a history of STD/STI's?"

A nervous cough before he answered "No."

"Have you had any unprotected sex lately?"

"No- I mean… kind of, not really."

"Not really?"

"It was just mouth stuff..." He answered vaguely.

"Oral sex?"

"Yes."

"Has your partner informed you of them coming down with any STI's?"

"No…"

"Any blood in the urine or semen?"

"No blood."

"Any irregular discharge?"

"Ummm," he turned red again, embarrassed "some… mucus, stuff drips out."

"What is the colour of the discharge?"

"Grayish-white."

Symptomatic with a gonorrhea-type infection.

"Alright, so I'm going to put in a few lab tests for you; the lab is down the hallway, and they're going to take a sample of your blood and urine. Unfortunately, we're going to have to do a Probe test."

Tenjoin paled "Probe?" He repeated in a horrified tone, almost squeaking.

"Yes." Jonouchi confirmed, getting up and grabbing a pair of paper shorts from the cabinet, and handing them to Tenjoin. "I'm going to leave the room so you can change into those, when your done please press the nurse call button on the wall to your left."

The Duel Academy student looked like he wanted to either pass out, die, or both.


"...So you're going to take four azithromycin in-clinic after I give you the rocephin shot. And the doctor has prescribed you antibiotics for a week, it is very important you take them as directed, until all of the antibiotics are gone, and not stop just because you feel better. You need to follow-up in two weeks for re-testing, and then again three months from now if the first re-test is negative." Jonouchi explained to the teen a few hours later.

Tenjoin sighed, and swallowed down the four azithromycin pills at once, then washed it down with a paper cup of water, grimacing the whole time. "Thanks, Nurse Kaiba-sama..." He mumbled, looking over nervously as the nurse prepared a syringe "So, this shot is going into my arm?"

"...Well, it is an IM shot, but it doesn't go into the deltoid..." Jonouchi explained with his tone even and neutral, then flicked the syringe a few times to get rid of the stray air bubbles.

Tenjoin groaned out loud, red all over by now.


"Why do you have such a haunted look on your face?" Seto asked, pausing his typing to look over at his husband who had been sitting in one position of the couch for the past hour, of which he was just blankly looking up at the ceiling.

"There was a walk-in at the clinic," Jonouchi began, frowning "he was a big fan of mine."

"You have fans?"

"Piss off." Jonouchi scoffed "Anyways, he had an embarrassing issue, but the fact I was the one to treat him made it ten times worse for him. I feel bad for the little guy. I mean, I'd hate to finally meet Antonio Inoki, just to tell him I have the morning drip."

"The wrestler?"

"Mhmm."

"... That's your childhood hero? I'm surprised, but not surprised." Seto tutted with a small chuckle where he sat; Jonouchi snorted, not amused.

"I mean, who was your childhood hero anyways? Rich Uncle Pennybags?" He asked jokingly.

"No. I was my own childhood hero."

"Yeah. Sounds about right." Jonouchi chuckled, sliding down on the couch until he was lying down, his hands now behind his head. "What time is it?"

"10:23 PM." Seto answered.

"And when was Mokuba supposed to show up?" He asked; the reason they were staying so late this time is because Seto had to do his quarterly budgeting plan, and needed some signatures from the Vice President of Kaiba Corp, which was Mokuba of course.

"10." Seto grunted, he too was annoyed with his siblings uncharacteristic tardiness. Jonouchi was willing to cut the guy some slack since he lived in South Korea.

"Why do you use such an archaic system of hand-written signatures only? You're one of the most technologically advanced companies in the world, wouldn't anything less than a digital signature be too analog for you?"

"Gozaburo was technophobic. He didn't like when things around him changed, so he put an 'handwritten signature only' official company policy that cannot be vetoed." Seto explained. "It's ironic. Considering where he ended up."

Jonouchi simply nodded in agreement; talking about their fathers was a sore subject for both of them. "Has Mokuba texted you back yet?"

"Yes. He said he'd be here in ten minutes, but that was thirty minutes ago."

"Ouch. You going to ground him for that?" He inquired teasingly.

"Literally."

"Literally?"

"I am going suspend his company-funded airfare for anything other than business-related ventures for a month."

"Pft. Oh how could he possibly even survive?" Jonouchi teased in an exaggerated angsty tone. He could practically hear Seto rolling his eyes again. He did, however, hear a small clink sound, and sat back up to see his husband looking annoyed. "Drop something?"

"My stylus pen." He answered, looking ready to stand up.

"Let me get it for you, you're just going to get light-headed again." Jonouchi interrupted, getting up from the couch; Seto said nothing, but did slide his chair back. Jonouchi strode over to his desk, first pecking the top of his head before kneeling down to retrieve the stylus from under the desk.

After groping around the floor for a second, he heard the door open and someone entered the room "Hey bro, sorry I'm-" the voice of Mokuba began, and then stopped with a horrified gasp.

"What's wrong-?!" Jonouchi asked as he popped his head back over the desk; he saw Mokuba standing there in business casual, looking shocked and- flustered? At first Jonouchi was confused, and Seto appeared indifferent, until he realized the position they were in.

Seto was backed up from his desk, looking slightly down at Jonouchi, who was kneeling on the floor in front of him. This probably looked more than a bit suggestive to Mokuba.

"It's, uh, it's not-!" Jonouchi stuttered, jumping back onto his feet embarrassed, which probably just made the situation even worse.

"You better have a good excuse for being late." Seto said to his brother, completely unaware of what the other two were thinking in one of his social faux-pas of being unable to read a room.

"I-" Mokuba coughed into his hand before clearing his throat "I'll uh, just leave you two alone for a minute. I'll be back." He then backed up, with his hands in front of himself defensively, before turning tail and all but fleeing the room.

"Mokuba!" Seto called back annoyed, and frowned as the door was slammed closed. "What's his problem?" Seto asked, looking up at his husband with an annoyed look on his face.

Jonouchi facepalmed.

To be continued...


Authors note: Tenjoin Fubuki or 'Atticus Rhodes' is a character from Yugioh GX. Currently it is less two years before the events of GX starts, so Fubuki is a first-year currently. I just really wanted him to meet Jonouchi because they both use red-eyes black dragon, so I imagine Fubuki would be a big fan of No.3 duelist. If you couldn't tell, the other boy who was in the waiting room with him was Marufuji Ryo / Zane Truesdale.

Imagine coming down with knob-rot and then having to explain it in great detail to one of your biggest heroes in life, who then also shoves a large q-tip up your urethra, and gives you an injection in the asscheek. Poor Fubuki.

The placeholder name for the clinic that Jonouchi works in is called "Aegis KC Medical Center", the name actually a suggestion from a review from user kaixjouaddict that I got back in… 2017… they probably don't even read this anymore because I abandoned this for like two years.

Antonio Inoki, or Muhammad Hussain Inoki (born Inoki Kanji), is a famous Japanese Wrestler active from the 70's to 2005. He is also the inspiration for Jonouchi's infamous 'creepy chin' facial expression.

Rich Uncle Pennybags is the mascot for the boardgame Monopoly.