Chapter 28: Party Crashers

When the smoke cleared, Jessie and James stood on the stage along with the disguised Perfecto Prep. students. They wore combat armor with the Team Rocket insignias marked on them.

(Insert "Team Rocket Motto, Kanto-Johto Version" from Pokémon)

Jessie and James began to recite their ridiculous motto yet again. "Prepare for trouble!" said Jessie. "Make it double!" said James. "To protect the world from devastation!" said Jessie. "To unite all peoples . . . ," said James.

(Record Scratch)

"Within our nation! Blah, blah, blah! You've said that motto to people so many times it's boring!" interrupted Plucky. "What a rude little duck!" said James. "About time you morons finally showed up! I don't know how much affection I can take from this skunkette!" cried Meowth. Bimbette's eyes widened in horror when she heard those words. "You're a criminal?!" asked Bimbette. "Yes," said Meowth as he finally burst free. He then used paint thinner to clean all the paint off of him. "And I'm a Meowth, not a skunk. Nothing personal, but I just don't like you," said Meowth. Bimbette was devastated as indicated by the tears in her eyes. "I can't believe it. I was falling for a dirty, rotten scoundrel," said Bimbette. She ran out of the gym crying.

(Insert "Eye Contact! Team Rocket! [Johto Version]" from Pokémon)

Meowth went back to his partners' sides. "Now that we have new recruits, Pikachu will be finally be ours!" said Meowth. "In your dreams, fleabag!" said Ash as he and Serena prepared to take out some Poké Balls. "Oh no you don't! You're not stopping us this time!" said Jessie. She took out a net launcher and fired at both Ash and Serena. They yelped as they were snagged by the nets. "Now that you two are out of the way, you can't summon any Pokémon to stop us from catching Pikachu!" said Jessie.

"They're not the only ones who can use Pokémon in combat!" said Mary. "What?!" asked James. "Charmeleon, Flamethrower attack!" cried Mary. Charmeleon fired hot flames from her mouth at the Jessie, James, Meowth and the Team Rocket grunts. "That girl has a Charmeleon?!" asked Meowth. "You're forgetting, we toons can fight without Pokémon!" said Buster.

Fifi took out a mallet, while Shirley took out a club. The two girls whacked two of the Team Rocket grunts with their weapons. Little Beeper used his speed to ram some of the grunts, knocking them down. Pikachu zapped some of the grunts with his electric attacks. Wilford grabbed two of the grunts and slammed their faces together, knocking them down. Fred Flinstone, thinking fast grabbed the fallen disco ball. He then rolled it like a bowling ball, which hit ten Team Rocket grunts, knocking them down. "STRIKE!" said Fred. Fleur La Fume was fighting too using the moves she learned in self defense. Pinky and Violet the Spritzee fired their Moonblast attacks at the villains.

"They're trashing the new recruits!" cried Jessie. Meowth turned to one of the grunts. "Get the net containing the two twerps!" commanded Meowth. The grunt nodded and grabbed the two nets. He started to carry the nets to Jessie, James and Meowth. "Why are they kidnapping Ash and Serena?" asked Woopy Doo. "I thought Pikachu was their target," said Bullseye. "They must have something sinister planned for them," said Stan. "We've gaht to sahve zem, Peekahchu, Peenky ahnd Violet," said Fifi. "Pika," said Pikachu. Fifi and Pikachu began to run toward Team Rocket, while Pinky and Violet flew.

But without warning, somebody grabbed onto to Fifi. "Hey!" cried Fifi. The one grabbing onto her was Elmyra. "You're not getting away from me again, kitty!" said Elmyra. "Let me go! Cahn't you see zat my Peeka Weeka's Trainair & hees geerlfriend ahre een dahngair! I need to help sahve zem!" cried Fifi as she struggled to break free of Elmyra's grip. "Forget about them. Come on, kitty. Let's take you to your new home!" said Elmyra. "Fifi! Don't worry, we'll save you!" said Pikachu. "Sprit," said Pinky.

"Save yourselves!" said James. He threw a knockout gas grenade that exploded in front of Pikachu and Fifi's Spritzee. Pikachu, Pinky and Violet coughed and fell unconscious. James then used an mechanical claw to grab Pikachu, Pinky and Violet. "Peekahchu! Peenky! Violet!" cried Fifi. She turned to Elmyra. "Please! Let me go! I hahve to sahve Peekahchu ahnd my Spreetzee!" cried Fifi. Ash and Serena were seeing everything from the nets they were trapped in. "That idiot! She doesn't even care that there are villains attacking the school!" cried Ash. "Elmyra's probably the distraction we need," sneered Jessie. Ash and Serena growled angrily. The toons continued to pummel the Team Rocket grunts. "Now that we have Pikachu and the two twerps as well as two bonuses, let's make our escape!" said James. Meowth saw all the Team Rocket grunts were defeated. "What about the new recruits?" asked Meowth. "Let them hold the others off!" said Jessie. Meowth just shrugged.

Elmyra struggled to drag Fifi away. "Enough all ready! Stop fighting me!" said Elmyra. "NO! I wahn't stahp! Fahr every meenute of ze rest of my life I will fight! I will nevair stahp trying to get ahway frahm you!" said Fifi. Suddenly, the purple skunkette bit Elmyra's arm, real hard. Elmyra shrieked as she felt the pain. Fifi then began to run toward Jessie, James and Meowth who were starting to leave in an armored truck with their three prisoners. "No you don't!" said Meowth. He threw a smoke bomb, which exploded. Everybody began to cough as smoke filled the room. When the smoke cleared, Jessie, James and Meowth and their five captives were gone. But all the Team Rocket grunts were still present, but were all unconscious.

(End Music)

Fifi La Fume collapsed onto her knees in despair. "PEEKAHCHU!" screamed Fifi. She then began to sob hysterically.

As Fifi wept, Elmyra approached the skunkette. "Aaw. Is the purple kitty lonely?" asked Elmyra. Hearing Elmyra's voice made Fifi angry. The first thing she did was slap Elmyra in the face with her tail. "Ziss ees your fault, you bleep!" yelled Fifi. Elmyra felt her cheek, which was red. "What did I do?" asked Elmyra. "You prevented me frahm rescuing Peekahchu, Ahsh ahnd Serena! I could've sahved zem! But you hahd to show up to try to mahke me your pet ahs usual! Deedn't you see zat ahll of us were being ahttahck by veellains?!" scolded Fifi.

"You have every right to be angry with Elmyra," said a voice. It was Clemont. With him was Elmyra's family. And they didn't look happy. "I found this axe near a power line, which was chopped by the said item. And the handle has your fingerprints all over them," said Clemont. "Elmyra, how could do such a thing like that?" asked Duncan. "You got some nerve stealing my axe," said Mr. Duff. "Kitty set up electric fence to keep me out. I was just trying to disable it," said Elmyra. Hearing this made Fifi angrier than she already was. She grabbed Elmyra by the shirt. "So eet wahs you! You blahcked out hahlf of ze ceety just so you cahn deesahble one electreec fence?!" asked Fifi. "I never thought you'd stoop this low just to get yourself a pet!" said Buster. "And there's more! You know that green 'hedgehog' you got today. It's actually a Chespin. A Chespin that is actually mine!" said Clemont. "Chespin!" said Chespin angrily. Elmyra's eyes widened when she heard this. "Thief!" cried Shirley. "Now you're in real trouble, young lady!" said Plucky.

"I-I didn't know it was somebody else's," said Elmyra. At this point, she was sweating a waterfall. "I've hahd eet up to hear weeth your unhealthy obsession of trying to mahke us your pets! Eet's exahctly zat behahvior of yours ees ze reasahn why everybahdy hahtes you! 'Cause you ahbuse ze ahneemahls you mahke your pets ahnd dahn't cahnseedair our feeleengs! Sahme of zem even died because of your ahbuse! You wahnt to know who ahsked Bugs to get you trahnsferred to ahnahthair school?! Me! I wahs one ze one who stahrted eet! But even ahftair getteeng trahnsferred to a deefferent school, you steell refuse to learn your lessahn! Ahnd zanks to your obsession, my dahte hahs been keednahpped ahlahng weeth two eennahcent Pahkémahn Trainers ahnd my Spreetzee!. I lahve Peekahchu! Ahnd I know deep down een hees heart, he lahves me! He may be shy aht zat mahment, but I know he'll hahve ze courahge to speak up ahnd cahnfess hees lahve fahr me!" yelled Fifi.

Just then, Elmyra began to say something that would shock everybody. "Well good riddance to that electric rat!" said Elmyra. Everybody gasped when they heard those words. "WHAHT?!" asked Fifi, starting to get more angry. "I was so close to make purple kitty my pet forever! And he ruined it when he shouldn't have snooped in my business to begin with! Ever since that happened, I've never been able to replicate the same success of trying to get purple kitty cause she's more defensive than ever! I hated him ever since that day!" said Elmyra. Now Fifi was really angry. She punched Elmyra. "You spoiled braht! You prevented me frahm rescuing Peekahchu on purpahse! Whaht you just deed wahs unfahrgeevahble!" cried Fifi. "Wow. I've never seen Fifi this angry before," said Guest #1. "I have, when she kicked Johnny Pew's butt at the movie theater," said Guest #2.

Elmyra was starting to get scared again. "Don't be mad. You can get together with the blue kitty that I have at home," said Elmyra nervously. "I hahte Jahhnny Pew! Ahlthough zere wahs a time where I zought I lahved heem! But when he revealed hees true cahlors, I realized how selfeesh he wahs! I wouldn't dahte heem eef he wahs ze lahst mahn on Earth! Unlike Jahhnny, Peekahchu ees cahmpahssionahte, brahve ahnd selfless! Zat's why I fell een lahve weeth heem ze day he sahved me frahm you! Ahnd because of you, I may nevair see Peekahchu ahgain!" ranted Fifi. "Please, listen kitty . . . ," said Elmyra. "I TAHLD YOU WANCE I TAHLD YOU A ZOUSAHND TIMES, I AHM NAHT A KEETTY! I AHM A SKUNK! S-K-U-N-K! SKUNK! AHND I WILL NEVAIR BE YOUR PET BECAUSE . . . I . . . HATE YOU! DO YOU HEAR ME?! I HATE YOU! NOW LEAVE ME AHLAHNE!" screamed Fifi. Fifi then kicked Elmyra, sending her flying and screaming. The stupid human girl crashed into the refreshment table, causing punch to spill all over her. Fifi then ran out of the auditorium, crying.

Elmyra recovered from getting kicked and saw everybody giving her dirty looks. The ones who were most disappointed were her family, Montana Max and Elmer Fudd. "You stained the Duff family name," said Amanda. "I knew you were a bad choice for a girlfriend," said Monty. "You disappoint me, Elmywa," said Fudd coldly. Then, two cops picked up Elmyra and began to take her away. Elmyra began to sob hysterically.

While Fifi was scolding Elmyra, some of the other toons had been tying up the Team Rocket Grunts. "Now let's see who's behind the masks," said Velma. Everybody began to unmask the Team Rocket Grunts, revealing the Perfecto Prep Students. Everybody gasped when they saw who they were. "Perfecto Prep Students?!" asked Buster. "Why are you hanging out with crooks like Team Rocket?" asked Minerva. "It wasn't our idea," said Margot. "Team Rocket were so desperate to get that electric rat that they turned to us for help," said Danforth. "Take them to be interrogated," said Bugs. The Perfecto Prep. students were taken away to be interrogated.


Team Rocket have kidnapped Ash and Serena along with Pikachu and Fifi's Spritzee, no thanks to Elmyra's interference. And as you just read, Fifi has given Elmyra a vicious verbal smackdown and broke her. I just had to add the Tangled reference moments before Fifi bit Elmyra. Next chapter, the captured Perfecto Prep. students start to get interrogated . . .