Notice: This chapter doesn't progress the story and is skippable, isn't even about the same story, however since i don't have a new chapter to post and i have this, I'm gonna post this for april fools, enjoy!

In a world of fuckery, each country had its own type of retardation. Russia had the top gae ice sk8r bois that rule the government(the winner is the dictator). Japan is the oppositeish land because they like confusing everyone to make everything unnecessarily difficult to get the mErCh.

"Where the fuck is the skating school, i wanna find the skating school!" screamed the young blond gae sk8r.

"Oh what are you trying to not find?" asks a retard.

"What the fuck did you say?"

"...Oh.." he looks at his foreigner cards on how to deal with this situation, "what are you trying to find?"

"The Ice skating school."

"Ah no, its over up there to the right." the Japanese baka said though it was really down there oover to the left.

"Thanks, I guess.." Yurio said and walked away

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As Yurio walks he sees a gae school for some entertainers. Well ice sk8rs arent entertainers in his country- but politicians, but maybe sk8rs are here. Need to start somewhere if he's gonna rule the world to stop global warming for teh kitties

"Oi, Where do I sign up."

"Here Miss." says one person who looks drunk af.

"Fuck you I'm a guy."

"Not sorry Sir! Your bad sir!"

"What the fuckZ?"

"You are from around here. You can tell."

"No, I'm not.."

"I guess I am then. Well, let's get my signature on these papers," the drunkard slides over the papers. "Please don't sign hereafter not reading it over," he said while handing me a pen.

"If I'm not signing why you giving me a pen?"

"But you're not signing!"

"What the fuck." no really whats with everyone here! I went to Japanese class like once before so I should know what I'm doing! Fuck it I'll sign, I thought then signed the paper.

"Terrible. No thanks." He takes the signed paper.

"What the fuck did I get myself into, I just wanna win the finals."

"Oh? Then why did you not sign up if you wanted to win?"

Behind the man was a ranking board. At the top was literally everyone but its a list of 10. But somehow it now scrolls all the way to 1000000 for Yurio's name to now be there.

"How the fuck did I lose I didn't do anything?!"

"Sir you musn't learn the rules of the country you're out of."

Epilogue

And so Yurio spent many years in therapy in Japan for his loss. Also for his therapist to never say what she meant. It caused him just more trauma.

Eventually, Yurio decided to get his cat army to yeet the government off the island so he can set things right.

All hail Yurio Dictator of OppoJapan.

Edit: by request of my cousin, I'd like to point out i wrote this with my cousin and link you to the original post, story/12405013/Yurio-and-the-Japanese-Government