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Chaos Sorcerer: Thanks for the review. Yes, very quick. Oh yes, you should be thankful. And if you noticed, 3 of the 4 lame rounds involved Supergirl characters. Yes, fuck off fanatics! Poor Shantel can't even express her enjoyment of being a part of the show without these sick fucks coming at her. She was the best pairing/potential pairing for Barry for me and definitely a good character. Some idiots called her obnoxious, emotionally unstable and annoying but those are WestAllen fanatics who transferred their toxic idol Iris' flaws into her because they are too delusional to see Iris is a toxic bitch. Oh yes, I love Barry with Patty, Caitlin, Kara and S1/S2 Felicity and like him with Linda, but with Iris, I don't get any kind of feeling, because the relationship is toxic. Yes, I wish that happened too. Glad Logan was welcome *grins* Oh yes, he is here. Well, let's just say this round ends in a surprising manner *winks* Thanks for the title suggestion too. You stay safe as well. And thanks for the review on 'Defeating the Anti-Monitor' too. Glad it was fun. Yes, I love that shit too. Yes, I love the effect of the power too. Glad James screaming like a little bitch was the icing on the cake. I actually added that bit for you. Yes, it would be awesome to see all of these characters take Arrowverse Anti-Monitor down. He is like a burnt person on life support, nothing dangerous. Dante, Chuck Norris, Shaggy and One Punch Man are the best alternatives. I think Ant-Man can just shrink Anti-Monitor for all eternity like the heroes did to him in Crisis Part 5. Enjoy the chapter.
Guest: Thanks for the review and title suggestion, though there's a slightly better one. I do like the theory. Thanks. I will have Wade mention it.
Chapter 37- The Dabbler and The Mistress
A non-lethal pyro explosion occurred as Wade appeared, jumping happily, while Metalingus played-
"I've been defeated and brought down
Dropped to my knees when hope ran out
The time has come to change my ways
On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all, leave it all behind"
Wade waved to the audience happily as they waved back and applauded while he walked to them and high-fived those in the front seat as the song continued-
"I'll never long for what might have been
And now regret won't waste my life again
I won't look back
I'll fight to remain"
Wade then kneeled down as the song continued-
"On this day it's so real to me
Everything has come to life"
Then his name 'Deadpool' appeared on the screen and he lifted his hands, looking like he was lifting his own name as all applauded hysterically.
"Another chance to chase a dream
Another chance to feel
Chance to feel alive"
The music then slowly died down as the applause reduced, while Wade walked to the podium and said. "Edge is one of the people on WWE I genuinely respect, so this was awesome. Thanks to the Guest who suggested that."
All applauded hysterically again as Wade said. "So last time we were here, Smallville Edge was showing Arrowverse Edge why he has an Edge over him."
All laughed and applauded as Wade said. "Now that was the end of the lame rounds. Now obviously, we could have some more of them like the Maggie Sawyers, but we all know Smallville Maggie Sawyer would win because at least she wasn't used for a pointless lesbian romance arc."
All laughed and applauded again as Wade said. "So now, Zatanna Zatarra and John Constantine will face each other."
All applauded hysterically and it looked like the building would explode, so Wade had to raise his hand to calm everyone down. "Calm down people."
They did, as Wade said. "So on one side, we have Zatanna Zatarra from Smallville, played by the hot and sexy Serinda Swan. She first appeared in Season 8 at Chloe's birthday party, granting her a wish. That made Chloe transform into Lois, and later, she accidentally granted Clark's wish of being normal too, making him forget his powers. She actually wanted to steal back her father's book from the Luthor family, and Oliver helped her. She tried to use it to bring her father back, giving her own life in the process, but she was convinced not to, as her father had died so she could live. So she apologized for her actions and gave Oliver her number to call if he needed help. In Season 9, she tried to seduce Clark, but his love for Lois was stronger. A boy called Alec read a comic book her father had enchanted when he was young and became the superhero Stephen Swift, though the guy could become the evil Devillicus if betrayed, so she brought him back to normal with a counter curse, and told Clark to let Lois know how lucky she is. In Season 10, she sent everyone enchanted alcohol for Clark's and Lois' bachelor/bachelorette party, and they all did weird stuff during the night, though this led to Ollie and Chloe finally marrying, so there's that. In Season 11 comics, she and Constantine saved Rachel Roth from Brother Blood and she handed Rachel to the Titans. She then joined the DEO and helped them out a lot till the end. That's it for her."
All applauded as images of Serinda Swan's Zatanna Zatarra appeared on the screen behind Wade while he continued. "On the other side, we have John Constantine from the Arrowverse, played by the amazing Matt Ryan. There is speculation that the Constantine in Smallville is this guy, as he can travel through the Multiverse, but it's just speculation. He had his own show in the beginning, where it was shown how he accidentally damned a girl called Astra Logue to Hell, making him lock himself up in an asylum to punish himself, though after remembering a promise, he decided to leave the asylum and return to help out. Before that, in the Arrow Season 4 flashbacks, he also met Oliver and transferred a spell onto him for protection. This guy has gone up against some bad people and demons like Felix Faust and Pazuzu. He even knows Lucifer from the Lucifer show, played by Tom Ellis. He also saved Sara's soul in Season 4, and the only reason he was afraid of Darkh was plot. With how awesome he is, Darkh is nothing more than a dot to him. In Legends of Tomorrow Season 3, he helped out Sara few more times, before finally joining the team in Season 4, but by then, the show had gone to shit levels and even he wasn't enough to salvage it. And that's it for this guy."
All applauded as images of Matt Ryan's John Constantine appeared on the screen while Wade said. "Now we can let them both decide who is the better one at magic."
Zatanna Zatarra was reading her father's book when out of her closet stepped John Constantine.
"You do realize where you came from", Zatanna pointed out. "It's creepy."
"Oh it was just for the round, luv, won't be doing it again", Constantine assured as Zatanna stood up to face him.
"Leets yb dnuob!" She said and conjured chains managed to bind Constantine, making him grunt a little.
"That was surprising", Constantine said.
"But so is this."
Zatanna turned around to see another Constantine walking towards her, a smirk on his face. She looked back and the Constantine who had been bound by her chains had disappeared into nothingness.
"Used a duplicity spell and an illusion to cover my own location", Constantine told her. "So I didn't actually enter your house through a closet. I'm not a creepo."
"That is reassuring", Zatanna said as she telekinetically brought John closer to her and lifted him up.
John then put a hand on her head and said. "Sleep."
She staggered back, letting him go, as she felt drowsy, until she chanted something on herself and was back to normal.
She then fired a blast of fire at him while Constantine fired back. His blast overpowered hers and she staggered back a little.
He then lifted her up by telekinesis and threw her down again, making her groan.
"You can't win, luv", Constantine told her. "You still haven't gone through the book fully, while I am an occasional dabbler in the Dark Arts and a lot of other stuff. Plus, while you did give Smallville its funniest episode with your enchanted alcohol, I am the only reason Legends of Tomorrow still airs."
Zatanna got up and using a spell, ignited multiple candles.
"I know where this is going", Constantine said with a smirk as he smacked his lips.
"Come here", Zatanna said seductively with a smirk and John did. He could fight this, but chose not to.
Then their lips crashed in a passionate kiss as their one night stand began. Constantine picked Zatanna up and carried her to the bed. And there, he used his mouth, tongue and fingers to give her much more pleasure than she could ever have imagined.
Later, they lay on the bed together as a very satisfied and exhausted Zatanna said. "You have made me so happy that I am giving you the win."
"I told you luv, I am an occasional dabbler in everything", Constantine said with a cheeky smirk.
"Okay, that happened", Wade said as all groaned, then laughed hysterically. "But then again, its Constantine and Zatanna, so that was to be expected."
All nodded, laughed and applauded as Wade said. "Scoreboard!"
Smallville: 21
Arrowverse: 13
"And Arrowverse gets another", Wade said as all applauded. "But next time, it may not be so lucky, as Red K Kara takes on Red K Clark."
All applauded hysterically as Wade said. "Until next time."
Aw come on! It was always gonna end in sex. Its Constantine and Zatanna people.
Anyway, hope everyone enjoyed and see you all next time where Red K Clark and Red K Kara clash. Until then, stay safe from the coronavirus ya all!
