Author Notes: Hey guys! I may have been falling asleep when I wrote the end of this chap, so don't kill me for grammar mistakes. This chapter finishes the Sorcerors stone year. I had a lot of fun with this chapter, and it reached 7K. Enjoy!
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"Somebody speaking."
'Somebody thinking.'
"Spells" and "Messages"
"Alerts."
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Previously:
*Twitch* *Twitch*
I couldn't hold it.
"BRON!" (Magus)
I shouted, I shouted with soul.
Present:
Hogwarts: Sorcerer's Stone
Hogwarts:
Sep 1991:
Magus and the girls were relaxing in their living area a few hours before the students arrive, reading and just kicking back.
'Now, I know what everyone is thinking. This is the year Harry and his generation arrives! The start of canon! Being a powerful and resourceful guy, I should guide and help him on his path to power!
I should introduce myself to the young generation and be friends with them! I should be distracted from my life to create good memories with the 'main characters'!
I should sit back and allow all the events to happen and be solved by a bunch of eleven year old's!
And for the few of you who ignored my big warning page, you may think I should get some of these young girls into my harem!
But you know what? Fuck clichés. I have my own shit to do.'
"Magus." (Bella)
"Hm?" (Magus)
"Stop monologuing in your mind, you always have that constipated look on your face when you monologue, your exhausting our readers." (Bella) (AN: Fourth wall breaking)
"Fine, fine, I just wanted to make our plans for the year." (Magus)
"What did you decide on?" (Yoru)
"Let's see, unless something huge comes in the weekly report, let's save all our hunts for the summer, it will be our last one in this world." (Magus)
"Yeah, let's enjoy a nice slow year and mess around." (Yoru)
"It would be some nice to relax." (Bella)
"Mn, unless there is more information on the jewel meat." (Akame)
"Good, we are all in agreement. Next up, we have already cornered the spiders in the central area, and after I finish our new weapons, we won't have any more reason to keep them around. We will finish them off this year." (Magus)
"Finally! I'm tired of killing spiders!" (Yoru)
Yoru threw her hands up and let off some steam.
"I agree dear, I don't think I want to see any more of those things after we finish." (Bella)
Bella had a disgusted look on her face.
"Mn." (Akame)
And Akame didn't really care, hunting is hunting as far as she is concerned.
"Same here, I'm thankful that Yoru created a ward to specifically keep certain insects away from the mansion." (Magus)
I stroked her head and got a gentle purr in response before continuing.
"So, I'll get to work on the weapons, you girls decide what you want your main enchantments to be. Then we will finish off the spiders.
Other than that, I want to see if the philosopher stone is real or not. If it is, we can play around with it and see what it can do. If it's not, then we can ignore it.
Do you think we should deal with Quirrellmort now or wait?" (Magus)
"What's the point in waiting?" (Yoru)
"Isn't this the part where the OP MC plainly ignores the super weak soul of Voldemort for the entire year, and only when he is in front of the mirror, he/she attacks?" (Bella)
"Hm? Why would we wait? Who waits for the enemy?" (Akame) (AN: Savage)
"Right, sorry about that, the cliché was powerful in this one. I'll take care of him tonight and conveniently give McGonagall the location of a new DADA professor when Quirrell disappears. (Magus)
"Anything else?" (Bella)
"Hm… I think that's it. No other big moves come to mind for this year. We should continue training, I will work on my shouts, Bella should use our new potion ingredients to test out new recipes, Yoru should find a way to tie all of the mansions wards to the hearthstone, and Akame should keep working on her divination, the farther into the immediate future you can see, the better a scout you will make.
We should assist each other where we can, and I might need some help with mixing Skyrim's spells with this world's spells. Skyrim spells are weaker outside of their world, so we need to adjust them.
And I think I will keep the owl and the TMNP busy by hunting down death eaters in quiet.
You girls have anything to add?" (Magus)
"I think I am good, I could use some help brainstorming for potion ideas. It's not easy making new ones." (Bella)
"It's a good thing we all have a decent amount of knowledge in Herbology, from my side I found this book on Tantric sex that I want to try!" (Yoru)
"Mn, they both sound fun. Let's have a few more dates too." (Akame)
I patted Yoru's and Akame's heads and smiled.
"With pleasure girls. We can start brainstorming potion ideas now."
"Or~~" (Yoru)
Yoru wrapped her tail around my neck and spoke sensually.
"*Sigh* You horny kitten, we will have time for that later, once we start you know we won't stop till the sun comes up tomorrow." (Magus)
She pouted and jumped into Akame's lap for some affection.
We rolled our eyes, and Bella continued.
"So, for this next potion….."
We spent the next few hours brainstorming.
*Line Break*
That night:
The opening dinner was just like every year. No groundbreaking discovery or shock. The canon generation came in, got sorted just like usual, and they had dinner while the girls and I kept talking.
We actually included some of the teachers in our discussion for some new insight. Snape, who had a massive personality change and wore bright colors, and Sprout, who didn't change much, we're perfect for tossing ideas around with. Flitwick was not very interested, but we were keeping our guard up despite the off-limits area, and we were giving each other a spirited stare down whenever we matched eyes and scaring the crap out of Quirrell and Trelawny who were between us.
Hagrid had set up a special seat for himself, which could recline and allow him to look 'cool' with his new style.
Dumbledore seemed to have eaten a gumball with an 'Anime' effect because he looked like a real-life anime character like the headmaster from 'Negima!'. Last year I gave him a staff I made for fun that worked just like a wand as a magical focus, while the year before that, I gifted him with an old fashioned smoking pipe that was enchanted not to bother others with the smell.
With the anime look plus the staff and pipe, he was giving off the full image of an old ass powerful wizard. On his side of things though, I don't think he was aware of where he was. The guy is getting more senile every year; he is over 150 years old.
I already brought it up to McGonagall last year that she should replace him so he can rest, and it may happen in the next year or two.
And finally, due to me having a much older look for my supposed current age as well as the charisma boost from those goddamn Niffler's, I was getting some light flirtatious signals from Professors Vector and Babbling as well as a quarter of the women in the dining hall.
Have you ever been starred at like a prime piece of juicy meat by a large number of women while simultaneously sitting next to your wives? Because I don't care who you are, unless you have an ego that can match Gilgamesh, it is incredibly uncomfortable.
Now, a few hours after dinner, when everyone was closing up for the night, I paid a visit to our dear old friend Quirrellmort.
*Knock* *Knock*
Quirrell answered his door.
"L-Lord P-Peverell? What c-can I d-do for you?" (Quirrell)
I put on my poker face and responded.
"Professor, do you have a minute to talk?" (Magus)
He nodded and let me in.
"You see, professor, I want to apologize to you." (Magus)
"A-Apologize? F-f-for what?" (Quirrell)
'God, this stutter is annoying.'
"A few years ago, I gave the Weasley twins a spell to create helium, they have been the ones causing you to have class with a very high-toned voice, and I wanted to apologize for my actions. I was much younger in body and mind back then." (Magus)
"THAT'S WHY IT KEPT HAPPENING!?" (Quirrell)
'Oh, he broke his stutter in his anger.'
He seemed to realize it too and quickly calmed down.
"*Cough* I a-apologize, I k-kept g-going to see d-doctors to f-fix the issue a-and it was g-getting on my n-nerves. T-Thank you f-for letting m-me know a-about this." (Quirrell)
"It's my pleasure, now, I want to give you this urn as an apology." (Magus)
He accepted it and looked confused.
"An urn?" (Quirrell)
"Yes, it is a prized possession of the Peverell family, and it has served the family for generations." (Magus)
He got a glint in his eye and looked intrigued.
"What d-does i-it do?" (Quirrell)
"Its an urn, it holds things." (Magus)
He gave me a deadpan look.
"…"
I returned it.
"…"
After a few minutes, I smiled and made to continue. His eyes lit up, so I coughed and continued the silence.
"….."
"…"
'Ok, enough milking this.'
I already took possession of his shadow, so I just stunned him for extra insurance.
His eyes widened.
"It captures any loose souls in its vicinity professor." (Magus)
I put a hole in his throat and watched him die.
{NNOOO!}
A smoke cloud rose from Quirrell's head and wailed before being absorbed into the urn.
I watched it finish and spoke.
"And here ends the great dark lord Volde…." (Magus)
'Magus!' (Yoru)
I was interrupted by a telepathic message from Yoru.
'Yes love?' (Magus)
'Are you done yet? I want to start.'
'I'm on my way.' (Magus)
'Hurry~~!' (Yoru)
She ended the link with a sensual purr.
I took one look at the urn before storing it and the body in my inventory.
'I have more important things to do than mark history, my wives want to try Tantric sex.' (Magus)
And that's how Voldemort was finished, those who still have dark marks were struck by a magic backlash due to their lord truly dying, but it was ignored since no one knew the truth. They had more important things to worry about, a storm was coming their way in the form of an arrogant owl and dramatic thieving platypus's. (AN: Mr 13 and Miss Friday, the Unluckies, are on the job – One Piece)
*Line Break*
Forbidden Forest:
Dec 1991:
Standing in front of a large collection of magical creatures, Magus was chatting with the Heads of each group.
We were organized into four groups.
The Centaurs were leading the Unicorns and Hippogriffs.
The Dryads were leading the Giants and Trolls.
The Werewolves were leading the Three-headed dogs and the Thestrals.
And us.
"So, the plan is set. There are only 4 nests left surrounding the central nest where the leader is. Each nest will have a much stronger guardian, so be careful. We will separate and attack each nest at the same time, and when you finish, then you can attack the central nest or hold the line. Just don't let any spider flee, they will repopulate, and the whole situation will repeat a few years down the line. After I finish my speech, head out to your area's" (Magus)
Each leader nodded thoughtfully and went off to prepare.
I stepped up to make a speech to everyone gathered.
"Everyone!" (Magus)
They all looked at me.
"I know the tension is high for this centuries-old war to finally end, so I will make this brief.
Dreaming of this war ending is excellent, but dreams are like rainbows, only idiots chase them. You are warriors! You must end the war with your own hands! Not just dream of it.
Each one of you is unique, just like everyone else.
Most of you may think that you are too small to be effective against giant spiders, but obviously, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
Nothing is impossible! The word itself says 'I'm possible'!
Now you go out there, and you tell our enemies, that they may take our lives! But they will never take our freedom!" (Magus)
*Cheering* *Applauding* *Roaring in approval*
'I just ripped off every inspirational speech I remember and threw them together. I both insulted and inspired. Good, my job here is done.'
I looked at the girls who completely ignored my speech and were playing with their new weapons.
(AN: Fan-art in the Discord channel, also I made ebony into light armor because I wanted it.)
Bella was wearing a glass and ebony mixed light armor that I made in a darker shade of green that was enchanted with 'Fortify Sneak' and 'Fortify Health,' it had a scowl and a hood along with weapon holding slots throughout the armor.
She had a new enchanted knife and dart throwing set that was enchanted to return to her after thrown and a few specialty knives individually enchanted with absorb health, mana, or stamina. Of course, she can also coat her weapons with any kind of poison.
Bella also wanted a primary weapon to administer poison to targets from a distance that her knives and darts can't reach without affecting us, so I made her an Ebony bow. I made her arrows, but she prefers to make her own arrows out of mana or to just transfigure the dust in the air into an arrow, load them with whatever poison she wants and shoot. The arrow will vanish after penetrating, and the poison will remain.
(AN: Bella is playing around with weapons to find the right one for herself. Thank you to the two Discord users who helped me brainstorm ideas for this.)
Yoru had a dark grey and black ebony light armor that fit her body tightly and allowed her to make full use of her mobility and flexibility. The armor had a scowl that covered her face up until below her eyes, and the whole thing was enchanted with 'Muffle' and 'Fortify Health.' She had black ebony bladed Gauntlets enchanted with an illusion enchantment to confuse her targets on where she was attacking. Everything could conduct electricity to a high degree.
Akame had a black ebony form-fitting light armor with red lines flowing through it and into her blood red gloves that were designed with dwarven metal to look like her old gloves from her world, it also has a scowl. It was enchanted with the enchantment for 'Fortify Swordsmanship' and 'Fortify Destruction.' She had a black ebony katana with a silver waved Hamon (temperline) design. The blade had the enchantment for 'Fear,' giving all those cut by it a metal debuff of extreme fear, even looking at it has a slight effect.
(AN: I wanted to give her a fox onesie as armor)
My dual ebony blades had the enchantments for 'Absorb Mana' and 'Absorb Stamina' individually. And my black ebony light armor had a scowl and hood that was enchanted with 'Fortify Mana' and 'Fortify Stamina.'
I finished forging and enchanting everything recently, and this will be our first time using them. They will be our main equipment for a while.
"Are you girls ready?" (Magus)
"Yeah! I'm loving how this armor feels." (Yoru)
"Mn, I never wore this much protection before." (Akame)
"Akame, wearing gloves because you didn't want to cut yourself with your own sword is not real protection. And everything is great, thank you dear." (Bella)
'It's always nice to have your hard work complimented.'
"Great, we are taking the south side, let's make it quick and let the basilisk handle most of it so we can attack the central nest. I want to personally end that stupid spider priest bastard." (Magus)
*Line Break*
The southern nest collapsed quickly under our fierce assault, and we rushed to the central nest.
The entire area was covered in dark dead trees, and the whole canopy was covered in webs. The Acromantula here were much larger and older than anywhere else. The elders came out for a final stand with the leader staying in the back at a truly massive web that connected to many trees.
'Is that…?'
"Is the leader wearing a priest outfit?" (Bella)
Bella voiced my thoughts.
"It's raising its front leg and giving what looks like a speech."
"Mn, I don't speak spider."
'Speak spider?'
"Maybe I can try to mimic its speech?" (Magus)
"Hm.. go for it, let's see what happens."
I nodded and listened to it speaking before using a spell to raise my voice.
"{Screech Screech Screech, Screech Screech}" (Magus)
All the spiders stopped and stared at me.
'*Shiver* That is a shit ton of eyes looking at me right now.'
"What did you say?" (Akame)
"I don't know, I can mimic it, but it doesn't mean I understand it." (Magus)
Almost all of the spiders suddenly started giving off angry screech's while around two or three of them fell over and made this weird laughing sound.
"Human." (Spider leader)
We heard a raspy voice that sounded awful and looked up to see the leader.
"You just said, 'You all take it in the ass.'" (Spider leader)
"*Pft*" (The girls)
'Oh….'
I decided to ignore what just happened and get to the main point.
"You can speak!?" (Magus)
"Yes, I can learn your pathetic language, unlike you with mine." (Spider leader)
*Twitch*
"Hey! There are a lot more reasons for you to learn my language then for me to learn yours!" (Magus)
'Who would want to speak to spiders?'
"Racist." (Spider leader)
'Did this bitch just…..'
"Let's kill them all." (Magus)
"Weren't we going to do that anyway?" (Yoru)
"Shhh, just let him have this." (Bella)
"Children! These blasphemers who have forsaken the almighty spider goddess have arrived! We shall offer our goddess their genitals and feast on their corpses!"
None of the spiders moved.
"….."
"…"
'Our genitals?' (Magus and the girls)
"Um….That was in our language." (Akame)
"*Cough* I KNEW THAT! I WANTED YOU TO FEEL THE CONSEQUENCES OF OFFENDING THE GODDESS! {Screech Screech Screech Screech Screech}" (Spider Leader)
Now the spiders reacted.
Bella released a large area hallucinogenic poison in front of us and moved to the back of the formation. The small amounts of poison we touched wouldn't overcome our resistance.
Akame and I took the front while Yoru took the middle to make full use of her speed and lightning attacks. As the fastest of us, she could assist everyone best.
While Bella sniped and weakened them from the back, Akame and I met the wave.
Akame saw the future possibilities and attacked before they entirely made their next move. She would inflict a lethal attack and set them on fire, and while the fear effect confused them, she drained their life away and burned them to ash.
This allowed her to stay at full health and keep attacking and dodging efficiently. She also used her tails to spread waves of cursed flames with different effects ranging from draining life or stamina, increasing sense of pain, mental debuffs, and a few others.
I used my blades and shadow traveled or kicked off the air to blind spots to stab them and inject shadow spikes into their insides. I also used spells like the cutting curse 'Sectumsempra' from my blades as well as others like delayed exploding charms.
The spiders have thick mana resistance, so anything without a physical effect like 'Avada Kadavra' was useless.
'Why did this world make the damn killing curse seem so badass? It's only useful on weaklings.'
I also used my tail through my own shadow and connecting to the shadows of the spiders to stab into eyes and the stomach, as well as used single word shouts.
"Iiz." (Magus)
The spider in front of me was frozen in a light layer of ice for a few seconds, but it was enough for me to stab it, kill it, throw a few delayed exploding charms at the ground around it and move back.
{BOOOOM}
'Art is an EXPLOSION!'
Yoru was shooting off runes and lightning into the denser areas and getting in close to assist Akame or me and then moving back. She was also prepared to help Bella if necessary.
Bella was tossing blades at closer targets and shooting farther targets with arrows. The ones hit with her arrows usually went down quickly after her poison enters their bodies. She can use very lethal poison as long as it doesn't come near the rest of us.
She also tossed out a spell her and there, but she had better aim with her weapons.
After around an hour of intense combat and seeing the spiders still coming, I decided to change tactics.
"Girls! Animagus forms! Rotate AOE attacks!" (Magus)
They nodded, and Akame released a line of fire to separate us from the spiders while I shouted at them.
"FUS RO." (Magus)
The front line got blown back, and we had our moment, so we all transformed.
{ROAR!} X 4
First up was Yoru.
Her body charged up a massive amount of lightning, and she released it in a fan-like wave that jumped from one spider to the next.
After her, Bella stepped up, and from her snake tail, she released a massive cloud of poisoned smoke that she blew into the spiders.
Akame stepped up, and once the poison spread, she released her flames and lit the poison.
{BO-BO-BOOOOOOOMMM}
A massive inferno covered the area, I used my body to protect the girls. My form had the highest defense, and I manipulated the shadows to form an extra layer of protection.
When it died down, we all looked at Akame with deadpanned looks, but she just tilted her head in that adorable way except now she has a full fox face.
'Fuck the fight.'
We all tackled Akame and four massive beasts cuddled while the spiders were experiencing the aftereffects of Armageddon.
After a few minutes of satisfaction, I stood up and decided to do my part.
I looked around and found a few still alive, so I used my tail to end them through my shadow. The only one left was the leader who was on high ground, but the web was on fire, and he had to come down.
It looked around in rage.
"Look at what you have done!" (Spider Leader)
I can speak fine with my form.
"I ended a problem." (Magus)
"The problem is your faith! If you just became food for our young, none of this bloodshed would be necessary!" (Spider Leader)
"Says the priest, you all basically say the same shit. Just die and stop poisoning my ears." (Magus)
(AN: If you are religious, I hope you are not offended.)
I attacked as soon as I finished.
Was I being arrogant by attacking physically? Yes, I was, but I needed to know the limits of my body, and I had a great opportunity.
We fought it out with our large bodies.
I crippled some of his legs while only getting bruises from his hits.
'Good, so my defense can handle these levels of attacks.'
I made my assumption to fast because he got in a surprise attack with his stronger leg and left a light wound down my neck and torso. It wasn't bad, but it was still a mistake on my part.
'I've said it a thousand times. Don't be arrogant, but I needed to test this body in combat. I'll just leave the scar as a reminder.'
(AN: I want ban's scar for Magus, it looked cool.)
Fun fact, I can control my regeneration to keep or heal a scar.
Back to the fight.
{ROAR!}
"You asked for this." (Magus)
"I have divine protection!" (Spider Leader)
'Then die and leave me alone.'
Within feet of its body, I shouted.
"FUS RO DAH!" (Magus)
{Screech}
The effect was instantaneous.
The priest's body was ripped apart and thrown back like Pain from Naruto using his almighty push.
Just to make sure, I stabbed all his larger pieces with shadow spikes to confirm its death before walking back to the girls.
We all transformed back, and I got deadpanned looks from the girls.
"What was the point of that?" (Bella)
"Why did you act like a hot-blooded protagonist?" (Yoru)
"Mn, that was unwise." (Akame)
"Sorry girls, I have the most formidable body out of us, and I wanted to see just how much it could take. I'll leave the scars from that one attack to remind myself." (Magus)
"Yoru, Akame, please check to make sure nothing is alive. I will check his wound." (Bella)
They nodded and ran off.
Bella approached me, and I didn't fight it because it was stupid to ignore the worry of your loved ones when you did something stupid.
I removed the upper portion of my armor to show a wound from the side of my neck, down over my pectoral, and off to the side where it ends.
Bella looked at and confirmed there was no poison in it before throwing a potion on it and slapping the wound.
"Ow!" (Magus)
"That's what you get, don't fight stupid, my love." (Bella)
I gave her a hug and a kiss.
"I know, but now I know my current limits better. Despite causing me to bleed, the attack from a centuries-old giant spider was barely enough to break my defense." (Magus)
"Mn. I think we are done here." (Bella)
Just then, Yoru and Akame returned.
"Nothing is left, the northern group has some problems, but the Centaur group finished up at the east and helped them. We gave them the news, and they want to celebrate in a few days." (Yoru)
"Mn, they said there would be a feast, and we would be the guests of honor." (Akame)
'Right, make sure we feed Akame before the feast, or she will eat everything.' (Magus + Yoru + Bella)
"Let me change out my spider shadows for these adult versions. It won't change much, but it will make silk collection easier, and our reflex boosts stronger."
They nodded while I released my two spider shadows and captured two stage 2 spiders who had the same exact abilities of 'Silk Production' and 'Weaving' but also had 'Trap Specialist,' which used their weaving skills to set up a location with traps.
"Let's go home." (Magus)
We left the area full of gross spider corpses that will be used by the dryads as fertilizer to restore the forest.
*Line Break*
The celebration was a blast.
We made a giant bonfire in a clearing.
We drank some wine I offered along with some wines from each group who had them. We ate food, which I had to step in and man the grill to improve the taste.
We sang and had fun.
Yoru raced the Centaurs and three-headed dogs.
Akame had food eating contests with the Giants and Trolls.
Bella talked with the Dryads while the Unicorns sat next to them.
And in an interesting combination, I had the Werewolves in human form as drinking buddies while the Hippogriffs and Thestrals hung out nearby. The two types of beasts took a liking to me.
Lady Hogwarts even showed up to enjoy the event. It was apparently close enough to the school for her to materialize with all the saved-up mana she has from there not being any spiders attacking her wards.
The night we had, and the end of the war allowed the residents of the Forbidden Forest to form a strong non-aggression alliance with each other and Lady Hogwarts that would continue for generations to come.
*Line Break*
Peverell Island:
Feb 1992:
"So, it's real?" (Yoru)
Yoru was shocked.
"Yup." (Magus)
Even I was shocked.
"Wow." (Bella)
Bella was shocked.
"Mn." (Akame)
Akame….I can't tell.
"Who would have thought the philosopher stone in Hogwarts was real." (Bella)
"I know right, I was 90% sure it was a fake that Dumbledore used as a trap for Voldy. But he actually used the real thing." (Yoru)
"Mn, It's corrupted." (Akame)
"I know love, it seems that the stone is made with the sacrifice of life from others." (Magus)
We were all standing around a table, looking at the philosopher's stone.
Did I go all the way through traps I knew the answers to and grab it? Fuck no, I just asked Lady Hogwarts to bring me the mirror and boom, I took it, and she put the mirror back with a note I left on it. The note read: "I O U."
No idea if wizards even know was an IOU is, but that's not my problem.
"The philosophers stone can do a lot of things, but it's a usable resource, I don't think the creator minded giving it away for his/her own reasons because they could just make more.
The best use I can think of is as a power source or mana battery.
Other uses would be an elixir of life.
If we turn it into the elixir and Bella can dilute it, we can sell it in the Auction for the next world along with phoenix tears and other potions." (Magus)
"You do realize at this point that if we start selling all the renewable resources we accumulated, then we are going to look like a wuxia cultivation world auction house in a medieval world, right?" (Bella)
"So, you realize how fun it sounds?" (Yoru)
She actually thought about it before responding and gave us a grin.
"Ok, it does sound entertaining." (Bella)
"How will you make more?" (Akame)
"I have some time, I'll try to figure out the recipe." (Magus)
They nodded.
*Line Break*
The rest of the year flew by.
We kept training and relaxing.
We had weekly dates doing fun things around the world with our endless gold and magic.
We had very active sex lives with each other.
Yoru figured out the ward scheme to tie all to the mansion. Now when we change worlds, our wards will come along for the ride.
I paid a few visits to the school for appearance's sake and had a few…well…'normal' situations for my life, but bat shit insane for others.
Flashback:
I was walking through the halls when I quickly sensed danger and dove to the side, avoiding an ax.
'Ah, so my rival has appeared.'
I looked around and didn't see him so, I picked up the ax, took a badass pose, and waited.
Within five minutes, my rival appeared.
We had an epic level stare down from my 6'3 to his 4'6.
"I believe that it mine." (Flitwick)
He pointed at the ax.
"Indeed, it is, where was it thrown from?" (Magus)
I couldn't sense its point of origin.
He smiled and pointed up.
I took a look and felt my face twitch.
"You threw it from the roof?" (Magus)
"You didn't expect it, did you?" (Flitwick)
I'll give him credit there.
"*Sigh* No, I did not. Now." (Magus)
I tossed him the ax and pulled out a non-enchanted blade.
The intensity rose, and we ignored filch who absentmindedly walked into the area, took one look at us with a deadpan face, and walked in the opposite direction.
I did notice my yandere stalker in a window, but she was making this weird blushing and panting face, so I desperately kept my attention on Flitwick.
"You will lose again today!" (Flitwick)
"I didn't lose last time! I made a strategic withdrawal due to us being surrounded by fangirls!" (Magus)
He grudgingly accepted that answer before we refocused and met blades.
It was a dance of steel. No enhancements, no magic, just pure bladed combat.
We continued for minutes before going for the climactic strike.
My knife was inches from his face, and his ax was inches from mine, and then McGonagall turned the corner down the hall and within both our views. We both released our grips on our weapons and allowed them to fly off to who knows where and I put my arm around his shoulder.
"It was hilarious professor, the charm you showed me worked perfectly." (Magus)
"Just as it should, you picked it up with great speed." (Flitwick)
We spoke in her hearing distance; she nodded her head in approval and walked off.
Flitwick looked at me.
"Its been five years, do you really think she doesn't know?" (Flitwick)
I gave him an amused look.
"Who do you think has been buying her bottles of fire whiskey?" (Magus)
He gave me an astonished look before breaking out laughing.
"Hahaha, so that's why she has not been on my case since you got here!" (Flitwick)
"Yeah, she will probably be headmaster soon." (Magus)
He nodded thoughtfully at that.
"Do you remember what Albus did last week?" (Flitwick)
"*Shiver* How could I forget?" (Magus)
Flashbacks Flashback:
(AN: That's right, Flashback Inception. I don't know if this is a thing, but I am using it.)
Hogwarts:
A week earlier during lunch:
It was a rare lunch period where I did not feel like going back to the mansion and joined the teacher's table.
I was enjoying a conversation with Hagrid.
"I'm tellin ya man! This woman had everything in the right places, ya know? I don't know what I'm doing wrong." (Hagrid)
He wanted dating advice.
"Hagrid, man, you have to realize you're a half-giant. You would break a normal woman, are there other half-giants?" (Magus)
"You know, I think I heard about a few, but I haven't been out of England in a long time." (Hagrid)
"Well, maybe its time to take a vacation this summer." (Magus)
"Your right! The world is a big place. Thanks, Lil bro, I needed that." (Hagrid)
"No problem Hagrid." (Magus)
"Hey, check out the headmaster, he just hopped over the table." (Hagrid)
'Hopped? I haven't even seen the guy walk fast before.'
I took a look and saw Albus walking to the space between the teacher's table and the others when I had a bad feeling.
'He ate a new gumball, didn't he? I made them from my memories of random characters, so even I don't know what he chose.'
He took a stance, and I immediately knew what he became.
"HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (Albus)
Albus started screaming his lungs out while taking a enduring stance with his knees bent and arms bent at his side.
His hair started standing up straight, and his mana burst out of his body and became a transparent shroud around his body.
I had to step in with Flitwick and push Albus out of the hall and into a short fight before we managed to knock him out.
'The guy became a fucking super Saiyan! And if his attitude was accurate enough, it was Vegeta! He kept shouting arrogant lines and announcing all his titles, he didn't even finish all his titles when we knocked him out.'
Luckily no one was hurt from the incident aside from a few shattered images of the leader of the light and some boys with stars in their eyes. I didn't do myself any favors with my fangirl club though.
They were blushing, and the yandere led them in a stampede towards me.
'Fuuuuccckkkk!'
I ran, I ran like a bit…*Cough* I strategically retreated like a good shinobi.
Flashbacks Flashback end
"I'm sure I never gave the gumballs combat knowledge, but the memory the one he ate was based off was a violent guy. It was my mistake."
"Don't stress out about it, no one got hurt." (Flitwick)
We enjoyed the silence for a minute until I remembered something.
"Hey…where did our weapons go?"
His eyes widened, and we looked at each other before running off in the direction our weapons were thrown in.
My knife ended up inches away from the Weasley twins, who were talking to Ron and Harry. The twins seemed fine, but the younger two were pale. I gave them all a friendly wave, and the twins told me the knife scared a kid named Draco bad enough he pissed himself.
I kindly gave them all a few galleons and smiled.
'There, that should solve things with guys, we are very simple.'
"Oh, and Tonks was here earlier~~." (Fred and George)
'FFuuuucckkkk!'
Tonks is a good friend, but damn does that girl know how to chew someone out.
'Strategic retreat it is.'
Turns out, Tonks ran in the direction of Flitwick's ax and found Professor Sprout, her head of house, fainted on the ground next to an ax imbedded in the wall. When Flitwick got there, he experienced the terror that a chewing out from Tonks can be.
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Peverell Island:
May 1992:
I put down the paper and looked at the TMNP.
I gave them a hard look before speaking.
"*Sigh* I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you four know how I feel about you. I told you not to be seen, that doesn't mean wearing costumes and being seen is any different." (Magus)
Using the memories of known Death Eaters that I got when I raided Azkaban, I sent out the owl and the TMNP to keep them busy and get rid of the small fries.
What I didn't expect what for them to dress up in Akatsuki robes from Naruto, wear face masks like Obito Uchiha, and proceed to take down their target before ripping everything shiny from the premises.
They collapsed four houses and blew up six others by messing with kitchen appliances with gas lines.
Thankfully they all lived alone.
'Where was the owl in all this?'
I looked into their memories and found her to be tormenting the targets until a few threw up blood in anger. If they attacked her, then she turned intangible and gave off an arrogant scowl while also occasionally spitting on them. Meanwhile, the TMNP would be tearing through the house while the target couldn't do anything.
'Damn, that is one sadistic owl, it's a good thing all these guys were rapists and murderers of innocents, I made the owl check before any action was taken.'
I turned back to the team before sighing again.
"Just take some time off, I'm going to cuddle Akame until I feel better." (Magus)
I walked off, and the TMNP high fived each other and returned to being shadows.
On the table, the newspaper showed the front page.
[Big News:
A vigilante group of a four-man team has been sighted by a particular witness to have raided _ house before it exploded. Could they have been responsible for this chain of explosions going on recently? The only known evidence we have is that the homeowner's bodies are found with expressions of extreme anger on their faces and the words "TMNP is on the job" painted on the walls.
What does TMNP stand for? We are searching for answers.
The Department of Mysteries run by the Unspeakables has been out of contact since the discovery of the new magical herb that has been dubbed "Devils Lettuce" and "Giggle Smoke."
We know they are still alive because they keep ordering food. They are a brave group of men and women who are giving their lives for research.
The confinement of Lords Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, is still continuing. Will they ever be released? Will the author get some sleep? And will we ever find out who or what the TMNP is?
Find out next time on Dragon bal…..ON the Daily prophet!]
End of year five.
Author notes: One more chapter to go before the Tournament! I am aiming to shorten it to one chapter, but if I have a fun idea, I might extend it up to a max of three. It depends on what I think of at that time. Now! For some well-deserved rest!
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Novel Recommendations:
You guys/gals are in for a treat this time, these are SOME of my all-time favorite fics.
Fanfiction:
The Jinchuriki of the WorldEater by Soleneus – Skyrim X Naruto fic. This is a top 10 fanfic for me, I f'n loved this fic, I have never laughed so hard at Orochimaru's character in this one or loved how the author mixed two worlds together so well.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 – One piece X Naruto fic. I was never a huge fan of mixing these two anime into a fanfic, but this author is a god. This was pure gold. You are missing out on life by not reading this fic.
Arcane Chaos by Kronium345 – Percy Jackson fic. I found this one when I was in my PJ addiction phase, and it's a work of art. It's an OC son of Poseidon who ACTUALLY uses all his powers and gifts and does anything for more power.
Outfoxed by hazeleyes180 – This is my #1 PURE Naruto fic. It's unfinished, and it never even reached canon, but I loved every part of this fic.
Two Guys In a New Dimension by AbyssEater – Naruto X DXD fic. This is less than 20K short fic just for laughs. Naruto and Sasuke in DXD getting laid and being best friends, enough said.
