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Chaos Sorcerer: Thanks for the review. Glad it was better than you expected. Yes, it is Constantine's style and he and Zatanna have a romantic history in the comics. No kidding, they wasted Serinda Swan on that show which they pretend never happened. Yes, he could have saved Arrow Season 4. LOL! Yes I did. Thanks a lot and glad you feel that way about me. Yes, only in the rehearsal. Oh yeah, now Kal will teach the egotist Red K Kara a lesson *grins* Thanks for the title. I actually had decided on the same title. And the corona mess got worse in my country. A celebrity in my country returned from London, evaded airport security using her connections, and then threw parties in 2 cities secretly, and several politicians attended both parties. And guess what? She tested positive for coronavirus. The politicians all had meetings with other politicians, including my State's Chief Minister, and one even met the President. So now all the politicians and even the President of my country are in quarantine. Even the Health Minister attended one of these parties. These idiots, including the celebrity, have now made the situation far worse. The celebrity has become a super spreader now. Can you believe this shit? Now the infection rate has risen to about 400, with 4 dead. Very, very sorry to hear about your great uncle and aunt and family friend. Fuck the corona! Anyway, enjoy the chapter.
Guest 1: Thanks for the review. Really? Didn't know that on Zari. I actually want to get done with this story quickly now, and I don't want to pit every single character, so probably not. Sorry.
Guest 2: Thanks for the review and title suggestion, though I had decided on a different one. Yes, that, and Kal is just too awesome.
Guest 3: Thanks for the review. Yes, you're right, we know nothing of him. It is just speculation of course, but something might have happened.
Guest 4: Thanks for the review. I'm not saying anything to Constantine, but I'm insulting Season 4's horrible writing. Yes, I heard of that.
Chapter 38- Seeing Red
"And we're back on air, people", Wade said as he walked to the stage and waved to everyone as all laughed, applauded and waved back. "Last time we were here, Constantine and Zatanna decided sex was better than fighting. But when is that not the case?"
All laughed hysterically and nodded before applauding as Wade said. "Anyway, this time, both the Kryptonians with their own shows will clash. What's the difference from before you ask? Well, the difference is both are on Red Kryptonite."
All applauded hysterically as Wade said. "So on one side, we have Red K Clark or as he calls himself, Kal, from Smallville, played by Tom Welling obviously. He first appeared in 2x4 when Clark wore the high school ring, which had Red Kryptonite in it. Immediately, he was a smooth flirt, wooing both Lana and the hot newcomer Jessie. He then went on a date with Lana and ditched her for Jessie, all the while buying awesome stuff and driving bikes. He also kicked the asses of some bouncers. He also ragged on Lionel and a FBI agent, before his dad and Pete brought him back to normal. Later, when Pete and Chloe were infected, Pete slipped a Red K rock into Clark's jacket and Kal was back. He was gonna have sex with Chloe when he took off his jacket and came back to normal. In the Season 2 finale, after the barn was accidentally blown up by him due to destroying his space ship and his mom losing the baby, Clark put on Chloe's high school ring and became Kal again, robbing banks in Metropolis in Season 3, and working with Morgan Edge, until Jonathan got powers from Jor-El and brought him back. In Season 4, Alicia gave him a Red K necklace which made him run off with her to Las Vegas, where he married her and almost had sex with her until she felt guilty and removed the necklace. Then Kal returned in Season 6 when Lois, who had put on Red K lipstick, kissed him, and he ruined the Lexana engagement party, no more than the bitch Lana deserved. Hope he had dissed her and permanently left her too after that like in Aragorn's one-shot. Martha then used the Green Kryptonite to make him sweat, getting the Red K put of his system. Last time we saw him was Season 9, where he joined with Zod of all people until being brought back to normal. Wish we could have more of this guy. He spoke what he and the audience felt for almost all of the time."
Images of Tom Welling's Red K Clark aka Kal appeared on the screen behind Wade as all applauded hysterically while Wade said. "On the other side, we have Red K Kara from Supergirl in Arrowverse, played by Melissa Benoist obviously. She got Red K in her system due to Maxwell Lord's BS, and she got a huge ego boost from that, thinking of herself as a Goddess better than everyone, and dissing Alex and J'onn and a lot of other people. She even threw Cat Grant off the rooftop and actually made her scared for a few seconds. And she got Siobhan Smythe fired, which was a good thing. Anyway, in the end, J'onn had to reveal his true form to fight her. He managed to knock her down effortlessly, one of the few times the show treated him with respect, and then Alex used the machine they had made with Max's help to bring Kara back to normal. And that's it for Red K Kara. We have never seen her again after that, fortunately."
Images of Melissa Benoist's Red K Kara aka Red K Supergirl appeared on the screen behind Wade as all laughed and applauded while he said. "Now we will let them decide who embraces their dark side better and makes better use of it."
Kal walked out of the Luthor Mansion, a happy smile on his face. He had dissed Lana and ended things between them permanently, and then he, Chloe and Lois had agreed to be in a three-way relationship, with both women sharing Clark as he truly loved both of them too much to choose and both of them truly loved him.
That was when he saw Red K Kara hovering in the air and said. "Oh! It's you!"
"I am much better than you on Red K", Red K Kara said to him. "I actually tried to make use of my potential. I tried to be a Goddess. I dissed Alex, J'onn and Cat, and was a nice one-episode villain until I got taken down."
"Red Kryptonite gave you an ever growing ego", Kal told her as she glared at him. "And while you were a good one-episode villain, you were very annoying too due to the ego issues that thing gave you. And you copied a scene of Christopher Reeve's Superman when you used dry fruits to shatter a bunch of beer bottles in a bar. So original. But that's your show obviously, always copying and gender-bending better stuff."
Red K Kara roared angrily. "And what did you do exactly on Red K?"
"Well, for one, gave Smallville its best and funniest episodes. Never forget, I am very loved and wanted more than you", Kal said with a smirk. "Whenever I came, my actions were, to an extent, justified. When you came, Kara was in a good place in her life when you came, other than Astra being dead and Non still being out there."
Red K Kara then listened as Kal said. "First time I came, Clark was stressed out by my own secret as well as my obsession with Lana, and wanting to be popular. So I reacted to that. Second time, it was kind of the same. Third time, Clark wanted to feel better, and I was rebellious as always, so I decided going over the edge was the best option. Oh! And I was 16, yet with the money I stole, I got a date with a hot car dealer who was obviously about 25. Shows how awesome I am."
Red K Kara could only glare as Kal continued. "After that, all I can say is Clark did truly love Alicia, in spite of what the show wants everyone to believe, so I fulfilled his heart's deepest desires, running off with her to Vegas to marry her. In Season 6, Clark was stressed to his limit due to the Lexana wedding and keeping his secret, along with his burgeoning affection for Lois as well as deep feelings for Chloe, so I returned, dissed Lex, also said some stuff to Lana, had fun with Lois, and also revealed my feelings for Chloe. In Season 9, yeah I went over the edge, but that was one time. I am very loved, unlike you, because I am a fun guy who can do whatever he wants, while you are an egotist."
"I will be a Goddess!" Red K Kara roared angrily.
"I won't let you, as I wanna have some more fun", Kal quipped with a smirk.
Red K Kara flew down at him as he ran towards her. Being faster, he managed to get behind her and grabbing her cape, slammed her to the ground, weakening her severely as she groaned.
"Like I said, I can have as much fun now as I want, and you shouldn't get in the way", Kal said before running off as Red K Kara lost consciousness.
"Of course that was to be expected", Wade said as all laughed and applauded hysterically for Kal. "Red K Kara's ego just keeps growing and growing, while Kal just wants to be free of his secret and have fun without any care for consequences. Scoreboard!"
Smallville: 22
Arrowverse: 13
"And Smallville's winning streak is back", Wade said as all laughed and applauded. "Next time we meet, the two versions of Winslow Schott aka Toyman will clash."
All applauded hysterically again as Wade said. "Until next time."
Like Wade said, Red K Kara is an egotist, while Kal is just fun.
As for both Clois and Chlark happening, I just have something for both the pairings and my one-shot 'Made for each other' had ended with Clark ending up with both Lois and Chloe.
Anyway, hope everyone enjoyed and see you all next time with another chapter where the Toymen try to toy with each other. Until then, stay safe from the coronavirus ya all!
