#QQ – 100 words – Your hero makes someone rage quit | Rating: K+ | Genre: Humour

Black robes swirled erratically.

"That's it. I'm done!"

"Now, Severus…"

"No, Albus. I refuse to do it anymore."

Albus Dumbledore, Greatest Wizard of All Time, took a risk and patted an agitated Severus Snape on the shoulder. After all, he had been a Gryffindor.

"You aren't thinking logically, my dear boy."

Severus shrugged off the offending hand and glared at the Headmaster, pointing a finger at him.

"No, you aren't thinking logically. Nothing about this is logical."

"Come, now-"

"No. You can't make me!" He even threw in a foot stomp to complete the toddler look. "Potter's finally done it!"