"So, what do I look like?" Uchiha Jeiny asked.

"What do you think?"

"Magical Girl Sasuke-chan?"

"That would seem most likely."

"So I'm the hottest thing ever?"

"Are you 18?"

"Yes?"

"Then yes."

"Yay! Wait, does that mean no one can resist my charms?"

"No one but me."

"You sure about that, Author..." Jeiny begins. She lowers her lids slightly and looks up sexily, a light pink forming on her cheeks, "-sama?"

Author gulps.

Uchiha Jeiny laughs evil cutely.