Hi, We're the KidzBop Kids!

Written by JaJaLoo


Plot: After Will and Nemo buy KidzBop tickets as a dare, they team up with Jackson and an unlikely sidekick to take down the industry.


Everyone at 2004 Wentz Avenue HATES KidzBop.

Especially Jackson.

But that's mainly because they ruin some of his favorite songs of all time, like Ocean Avenue by Yellowcard.

But one day, Will and Nemo were forced, by dare, to go to a KidzBop concert.

And after, they teamed up with Jackson to take them down.

This is that story.


It all began when Nicholas and Jackson were watching Cartoon Network.

They do that at least once a week, just so they can relive some old favorites and mock new ones.

"So, you're saying that The Amazing World of Gumball sucks?" Jackson asked.

"Never could stand it." Nicholas replied.

"Well, I can't stand Steven Universe. Boom, roasted."

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!" Nicholas shouted.

Their quarrel was interrupted by a dreaded commercial.

IT'S KIDZBOP 57! WITH ALL OF TODAY'S BIGGEST HITS SUNG BY KIDS FOR KIDS!

Nicholas and Jackson screamed in pain.

"TURN IT OFF!" Jackson shouted.

"Can't..." Nicholas said. "Have...the...urge...to...dance...to...bad...pop...covers..."

And with that, Nicholas started dancing.

Jackson staggered over to the TV remote, and changed the channel.

Nicholas collapsed.

"Yikes..."

Patrick was at the table, eating a slice of toast.

"I feel like you guys overreact at these commericals." he said.

He was then beaned by the TV remote.

Nicholas and Jackson looked at each other.

"I vote we never watch cartoons again until KidzBop walks off the face of the Earth." Nicholas said.

Jackson nodded in agreement.


That night, it was the annual game night.

Nemo and Berry were in a heated match of Risk.

"I invade your territory of Northern Alberta...and I WIN!" Berry exclaimed.

Nemo threw down his figures in anger.

"Alright, now that that's done, what's next?" Nicholas asked.

"How about truth or dare?" Patrick asked.

"I'm down." Jackson said. "Heck, I'll go first. Nemo? Truth or dare?"

"I'm gonna go dare early." Nemo said.

Jackson grinned evilly.

"I coincidentally saw that KidzBop is going on tour, and they're coming to a nearby arena. I dare you to take one user from this wiki to a KidzBop concert." he said.

Everyone oohed.

Nemo slapped his face in disgust.

"You're a monster." Nemo said. "Need I remind you the atrocities that KidzBop brings on us?"

"Yes. Do it, or chicken for life."

Nemo sighed heavily.

"Fine. Will? Wanna go?"

"Sure." Will said. "I love making fun of prepubescent kids who can't sing at all, singing pop songs for little kids to eat up."

"Very specific, Will." Wildcat said.

"You know it's true."


The concert was on Friday night.

Will and Nemo were preparing for the big night.

"I can't believe he talked us into this..." Nemo grumbled.

"Well, keep in mind it was a dare." Will said.

"Remind me to never play truth or dare again." Nemo said.

The two walked to the truck and drove to the arena, where their hell was surely waiting.


"HE DID WHAT?"

"Jackson got us good seats." Will said.

Nemo banged his head on the wall.

"Hey, I have an idea." Nemo suddenly said. "Jackson never said to enjoy it. What if we...cause a little ruckus?"

Will chuckled.

"I'm in. Let's do it."


Back at the house, the concert was being televised.

Everyone was watching, to see if they could see Will and Nemo.

Wildcat had cooked bags of popcorn, and gave one to each user.

"I cannot wait to see this." Patrick said.

"Me too. This will be the funniest thing I've seen since I binged The Office." Jackson replied.


The concert was about to begin.

Will and Nemo had good seats, they could see the stage, and they were surrounded by annoying kids singing their favorite pop songs.

So if you think they were in a good mood, you are sadly mistaken.

They were plotting to sabotage the concert.

Soon enough, the lights dimmed, and about six kids took the stage.

"Hi, we're the KidzBop kids!" one said. "Welcome to our show! We ask that you simply watch us, stay seated, put away your cellular devices, and overall, have a good time."

Soon, they launched into a cover of the latest pop song.


Three songs later, one kid busted out a guitar.

"HEY! PLAY FREE BIRD, DUDE!" Will shouted.

Nemo laughed.

The kid ignored him, and played a radio rock snoozefest.

Will and Nemo looked at each other, and started running around, hands in fists flailing wildly.

Needless to say, they started a mosh pit.

Or should I say, tried.

Everyone in the audience looked at the two man mosh pit at the front of the arena.


Back at the house, everyone was cracking up.

"What?" Nicholas chuckled. "They started a mosh pit at a KidzBop concert?"

"I taught them well." Jackson laughed.


Outside of the arena, Will and Nemo were thrown out by security.

"AND STAY OUT!" The guard said.

Will and Nemo basically started laughing their heads off.


When they arrived home, they saw Jackson, waiting for them.

"How was the concert?" he asked.

"It was a blast." Will said. "We started a mosh pit and got kicked out."

"Good." Jackson said. "Now we're going to destroy the industry."

Suddenly, Will and Nemo looked at each other.

"Destroy?" Will asked.

"Industry?" Nemo added.

"Yes. We all know what atrocities KidzBop brings upon us, right?"

Will and Nemo nodded.

"We're going to infiltrate KidzBop, and destroy it from the inside." Jackson said.

"And how will we do that?" Nemo asked.

"I know a guy who has tried and failed to get into KidzBop, and he wants revenge..."


Inside the living room, there was a guy, tied up, with a bag over his head.

All the users gathered round.

"You kidnapped someone?" Nicholas asked.

"Indeed." Jackson said. "He was easy to track down."

Jackson pulled off the bag, revealing Drew Gooden.

"Drew Gooden?" Patrick asked. "The Road Work Ahead Guy?"

Gooden groaned.

"I can't believe that's what you're call me." he said. "Why am I here?"

"Drew Gooden." Jackson said. "I have seen your video about you trying to infiltrate KidzBop. We are going to need your pointers on how to infiltrate it."

Gooden looked at everyone.

"No." he finally said.

"Huh." Jackson said. "That's great, and I was going to give you one of my Yellowcard vinyl."

Gooden groaned again.

"Fine. Just untie me, and I'll help you."

Wildcat helped him get free.

Gooden then faced all the users.

"So, the first thing one has to do is send in a video. Who here is the most childish?"

Everyone looked at Patrick.

"Oh, come on." he said.

"That's good." Gooden said, walking towards Patrick. "You're the perfect candidate to go in KidzBop."

"But I'm sixteen." Patrick said.

"Doesn't matter. This is all a plot, they don't know that. Who here is an editing genius?"

Once again, everyone looked at Patrick.

"Wow, you do a lot of things here." Gooden said.

Patrick groaned.


Soon, Patrick was standing in front of a camera.

Nicholas was holding cue cards.

"Alright, are you ready?" Gooden asked.

Patrick nodded.

"Alright, roll camera!"

Jackson nodded and turned on the camera.

"Hello, my name is Patrick Dempster, and I am a kid. I have been singing and dancing for about ten years, I love it so dear. I don't have any other talents other than that. Consider me."

The camera stopped.

"Great job, Patrick!" Berry said.

"Next, we need singing. Who can..." Gooden started

Jackson already started the camera, and Patrick sang a rendition of an Iron Maiden song.

Gooden was amazed.

When the cameras stopped rolling, Gooden applauded Patrick.

"Wow. That was incredible."

Patrick took a bow.

"Alright, can you dance?"

Patrick immediately left.

"Great." Gooden said. "Who here can dance?"

All eyes turned to Wildcat.

"But I don't look like Patrick, how are we..."

Jackson pulled out the Transmogrifier Gun.


Soon, Wildcat was ready to dance, disguised as Patrick.

Which he did.

Later, Jackson transmogrified himself into Patrick, and played guitar for the camera.

When everything was edited together, Nicholas sent off the email.

"Alright, we're done. Now I'll take that Yellowcard vinyl." Gooden said.

Jackson grinned, duplicated his copy of Ocean Avenue, and gave one to Gooden.

"Thanks, man. I wish you luck." he said, leaving the house.

"No problem, Drew. Sorry for kidnapping you." Jackson said.

"Alright, now we wait for the acceptance email." Nicholas said.


Three days later, the results came in.

KidzBop had declined, due to Wildcat accidentally messing up the dance.

Everyone looked at this.

"So, they're saying I kidnapped Drew Gooden for nothing?" Jackson asked.

Everyone nodded.

"Whatever, I'm going to Burger King, anyone want anything?"

From that day on, Nicholas and Jackson never watched old cartoons again, unless it was on DVD or streaming.

Nemo never played truth or dare again.

And all was well with the wiki again.


CAST

NMMacc18 - Nicholas

JaJaLoo - Jackson

NLG343 - Nemo

ElectricSupernova - Will

Pjdem06 - Patrick

StrayberryFilling - Berry

NotWildcat - Wildcat

Drew Gooden - Himself


Next episode: The Wentz-a-lympics - The guys hold an Olympic style tournament in the backyard.