"I'm not going over there!" Mitsuki yelled, pounding the keyboard of her laptop.

Inko understood. This had been the longest she has gone without seeing her son, but she wasn't even sure if she would be able to look him in the eyes just yet.

"I'm sure their publicist set them up with a really nice place," she said, setting a cup of tea down for each of them.

"From what I gather… it's the new warehouse district they're redoing," Mitsuki said.

"Oh how fancy!" Inko replied. She had been texting her son, and knew they were all packed with the moving truck coming that morning.

"We can send them some flowers," Mitsuki said.

"Send a pastry basket too!" Inko exclaimed.

"Why don't we just go by there and help them unpack?" Masaru asked, coming into the room.

Both women turned around and yelled "NO!" making him jump back and just leave the room.

"You still haven't told him?" she asked.

"The poor man would pass out if I did," Mitsuki grumbled.

Inko giggled. Masaru and Mitsuki were so night and day.


"How is it we got roped into helping you move again ?!" Kaminari whined, as he was putting boxes into the moving truck.

"Yeah he definitely owes us after this," Sero grumbled.

"Just shut up and move faster!" Bakugou growled.

"We can order some pizzas later!" Uraraka exclaimed.

"All this for a stupid slice of pizza," Sero grumbled.

"You better add some beer to that!" Kaminari yelled.

"Guys… do we really wanna be around once they're all moved in?" Ashido added, coming up with a box and handing it to Kaminari to put in the truck. "I'm sure you've all read the gossip news about those two being super horny!"

An explosion happened right behind Ashido, making her squeal and jump. When they turned around, a very red faced Bakugou was glaring at them.

"Are we done with the fucking chitchat?" Bakugou growled.

Everyone grew quiet, then Midoriya came out, seeing everyone looking nervous, and Bakugou was almost shaking.

"Kacchan! What did you do?" Midoriya asked.

"Fuckers talking shit out here!" he growled.

"To be fair, we were gossiping," Uraraka admitted, coming over and taking Midoriya's hand. "Let's get back to work! How about I go ahead and order those pizzas before we take the truck across town?"

"Yeah that would be great!" Midoriya chirped. "I think we've got all the furniture, just a few boxes left anyway."

"We don't have anywhere to sit!" Kaminari whined.

"The floor is clear!" Ashido said, jumping back into the building.

Bakugou let Midoriya pull him back into their empty flat. He knew they weren't getting his deposit back, as there were still two holes in the floor- but he at least wanted to clean up what he could. Everyone went about cleaning the floors and counters til the pizza showed up.

"I can't wait to see your new space!" Ashido chirped, grabbing a slice of pizza. "I hear that area is so nice after being cleaned up!"

"As long as I have no dumb ass neighbors complaining every time I kiss my husband," Bakugou grunted- which made Midoriya giggle and lean in to give him a kiss.

The man downstairs started beating on their floor with a broom handle, which made everyone start laughing.


Leadie met them at the new place. She had given the key to Mei already, as she wanted to get their new bed set up. She could hear drills going and had to wonder what the hell Mei was doing. Power Loader had stopped by to check on things- only to be dragged back there to help.

Once the truck pulled up- everyone was piling out and bringing in the boxes and furniture. Leadie was thankful their friends had shown up to help. She could have gotten a moving company- but the last time a hero did that- the company had taken pictures of all their furniture and possessions, posting them online causing quite the scandal.

Not that all moving companies were like that- but lately it seemed to be all about what heroes were into, and Leadie did not think her boys needed any more exposure. She needed them settled in and out of the press for a bit.

More drills and cursing could be heard from the bedroom, and Leadie figured it was best to go check on Mei, as people were starting to bring in boxes.

"Are we almost- ah!" Leadie called out as Power Loader was pushing her back down the hallway.

"Mei is almost done but needs no interruptions!" he said.

Leadie straightened her blouse, noticing a grease smudge from Power Loader and went to the kitchen to see if she could clean it off. "Ugh! It is ruined!" she whined.

"Ah hang on!" Yaoyorozu said, coming over and pulling something from her arm. She stood there, blotting the stain, then pulled a hand held fan from her chest and held it up for her. "Here, that should help."

"Ah thank you dear!" Leadie said. It was one of her favorite blouses.

"How much is left on the truck?" Kaminari whined.

"Ah! Momo!" Uraraka yelped, setting her box down and running over to Yaoyorozu, hugging her. "I didn't know you would be here!"

"Just helping Mei out!" Yaoyorozu giggled, as a loud crash and cursing came from the bedroom. "Ah! Lemme go see what is going on!"

Leadie sighed. There were too many heroes in one spot- something was bound to go wrong.


Mei was laughing hysterically as she put the finishing touches on the bed. Yaoyorozu had run back there as she thought she heard an explosion, but it was just Mei having Power Loader shift the bed into the right place.

"Is everything ok?" Yaoyorozu asked.

"It is perfect!" Mei said, adjusting one of the three pairs of glasses she was wearing. "Now where is our horny Wonder Duo?"

"They're still bringing in boxes from the moving truck," Yaoyorozu said.

"We could make the bed look nice at least," Power Loader said.

Mei looked over at the bare mattress, and admitted he did have a point. "Go wash your hands first!" Yaoyorozu said. "We don't want any stains on your masterpiece!"

Mei smiled. "Of course! We'll get everything ready then get our horny duo in here!"

"I'll get the sheets and comforter!" Yaoyorozu said.

"Use the black satin sheets!" Mei cried out. She had a vision in her head, and like hell if it was going to be ruined with some All Might Plus Ultra sheets! She saw what she was left to work with- and that just wouldn't do.

When she and Power Loader came back out- Yaoyorozu was tucking in the last corner of the sheets.

"And you got everything in place inside the bed, right?" Mei asked.

"Yes! Everything," Power Loader said.

"Then let's go get our boys!" she cried.

Stepping out, she saw everyone leaning on the kitchen counter as Leadie was pouring wine for everyone.

"Boys! Your bed is ready!" Mei called out- making everyone stop and stare at her. The faces looked familiar, but like hell if she could remember anyone's name.

"About damn time! C'mon Deku!" the blond angry one yelled out.

"Kacchan!" the Deku boy screamed.

"Wait!" she yelled, holding her hands up. "I need to show you how it works!"

"Pretty sure they know how a bed works," the other blond ditzy one whispered to the girl with pink cheeks, winking knowingly. She knew that girl, but couldn't remember her name.

"It is so much more than a bed!" Mei exclaimed, as she led the way back in the bedroom. As the group came in, she pushed one pair of her glasses onto the top of her head and started to rub her hands together excitedly.

This might have been one of her best creations.

"It looks like a normal bed…" the lanky boy with black hair and tape for elbows said.

"It is a bed!" she yelled, "but it does so much more!" Grabbing the controller in her hand, she pushed a button and watched as the bed split down the center and opened up- the center wooden platform coming out that was set with different cushions for different sexual positions. She moved the controller again and that platform sunk down and from the ceiling came a swing and other harnesses.

The more she played on the controller- the more the bed did, and featured different toys, restraints and anything else a horny duo could ever want.

"I also made the night stand to easily hold different lubricants, massage oils, and-"

"-so how does this keep the bed from breaking?" Leadie asked, coming forward with her arms crossed- not looking satisfied.

"Oh it totally doesn't!" she cried out. She had given up on that. Anything she made resistant to quirks made it unbearable to sleep on.

Leadie huffed. "Then what good will this bed be?"

"Oh this bed is to fulfill their wildest dreams! I am going to market them and some of the sex toys I created too!" Mei said.

The angry blond and Deku boy were both grinning as they took the controller and started to swap the bed around. The other people were giggling as Leadie huffed once more.

"This was not what I was paying you a lot of money to create!" Leadie exclaimed.

"Oh we have that covered, Leadie!" Yaoyorozu yelped. Reaching into her pockets, she pulled out two cuffs and walked over to the blond and Deku boy- securing one on each of their wrists.

"This little gadget here will keep them from quirking up!" Mei cried out.

"What?!" the angry blond screamed.

Mei giggled. She might not have done exactly what her client had wanted, but she found a way around it. Turing back to Leadie she smiled. "See! We worked it out!"

"And if they lose the cuffs?" Leadie asked.

"We have extras in the nightstand!" Mei said.


Bakugou could not get his quirk to work with the cuff on- and that meant…

"Deku, I am about to fuck you so hard!" he growled, grabbing that damn nerd and pushing him towards their new bed… or whatever this thing was.

"Kacchan! People are still here!" Midoriya cried out- but without his damn quirk, he couldn't overpower him.

"Then I suggest they get the fuck out!" Bakugou yelled, pulling his shirt over his head. "Unless these perverts wanna watch!"

"Now Katsuki!" Leadie cried.

"Get out!" he screamed, then started to undo his pants. Everyone scrambled out, and he continued taking his clothes off. "This will be easier if you get naked, nerd."


"How rude!" Kaminari cried, as they were all rushing out of the room. They all knew it had been sometime since those two had a moment together, but this?

Leadie sighed. "Let's all go grab a drink. They can unpack their own shit if they're going to act like that."

"Thanks for the offer, but I've got other projects to attend to!" Mei called, waving over her shoulder.

"I would love to go have a drink!" Power Loader said, holding his arm out for Leadie.

Leadie hummed. "We can put it on the Wonder Duo's tab."

"Oh hells yeah! Count us in!" Sero said, as Ashido and Uraraka high fived.

"Momo! You have to join us!" Uraraka exclaimed.

Yaoyorozu nodded. "Just one drink, then I have to get back home!"


The delivery guy showed up to the warehouse and went to knock on the door. These new condos were impressive!

Was this delivery really for the Wonder Duo? He wondered if it would be ok to ask for an autograph?

No one was answering, but he noticed the door was opened a crack. He did not want to leave these flowers and muffins out as they looked expensive, and the woman on the phone had been screaming about them getting delivered today, it seemed important.

Tiptoeing in- there were boxes everywhere and he held his breath. This was the Wonder Duo's place!

"Fucking Deku!" he heard a growl.

"Kacchan! AH HARDER!"

Setting the flowers and basket of muffins down on the center island, he went to call out that he was there, but then he heard more screaming, skin slapping and it was very apparent what was going on.

The door at the end of the hallway was open, and he could see exactly what was going on. Deku was on all fours as Ground Zero pounded into him.

This was so much better than an autograph!

Grabbing his phone, he quickly turned the video on and started to record. Every sound and angle were perfect from where he hid right out of sight at the door.


They had every gadget they could ever want strapped to a damn bed- yet here Bakugou was, naked, and kissing Midoriya.

It had been too damn long, and he was starting to worry their honeymoon period was over. He didn't want to be some old married couple who just barked and bitched at each other.

What he got was Midoriya giggling and squirming under him- hands grabbing his ass as he licked deeply into his mouth.

He would deal with all the kinky shit later- right now his dick couldn't possibly get any harder. They were laying on the comforter as they somehow figured out how to transform the bed back to how it was originally. It took about eight tries and five minutes of cursing.

"Kacchan! Please!" Midoriya gasped, wrapping his legs around his waist, their cocks pressing together as he did.

He could have released at that moment- but he wanted desperately to be inside Midoriya. "I'm going to fucking split you in half!" he growled, lifting off Midoriya and grabbing lube from the nightstand.

He wasn't fucking around with foreplay- at least not right now. He'd had enough teasing.

"Turn around and show me that ass!" he growled.

A giggle and Midoriya was doing just that. Seeing that freckled ass wiggle and shake at him- Midoriya always fucking teasing him- and he just about snapped. Stroking his cock, he pumped a few drops of lube on Midoriya's hole and slapped his ass cheek.

"Gonna fucking breed you!" he roared- grabbing Midoriya hips and plunging in. Midoriya cried out, but damn if he wasn't meeting him thrust for thrust. He was so fucking tight and so fucking hot. Bakugou felt his toes curling the more he slammed into him.

"Fucking Deku!"

"Kacchan! AH HARDER!"

He had a death grip on Midoriya's hips, and he loved watching his cock sink in and out of Midoriya's ass. It was the best fucking view he could imagine. Slapping Midoriya's ass once more, he roared out as he continued to thrust.

Midoriya was stroking his own cock and started to get impossibly tight around his cock. Moaning out, he kept the steady hard thrust going. Even when Midoriya screamed and his body shook, falling flat to the bed, he continued to pound as deep as he could.

This was about the point where he would usually feel his quirk starting to lose control. That moment his balls would tighten up and the edges of his vision would go black. This was the moment he started to lose himself.

But this time, even as he did- there were no explosions, and no beds breaking. He roared out more, pulling out of Midoriya and stroking his release all over his ass. Gasping for air, he fell to the bed and laid his arm over his eyes.

His heart was racing and he felt Midoriya lay his head on his chest.

"Gonna fuck you again in a few minutes," he said.

Midoriya hummed and traced his finger over his nipple. "How about I ride you next?"

They heard what sounded like a door shut and both sat up.

"What was that?" he asked.

"Hell if I know!"

"Did you lock the door?"

"Kacchan! You were pushing me towards the bed!"

"Fine! Lemme go check it out," he said, getting up and stomping across the room.

"Shouldn't you put some clothes on?" Midoriya asked.

"Why? It's my fucking house!"

Bakugou looked around, and he saw a vase with flowers on the counter, and a basket of muffins. Grabbing the muffins, he got them each a water bottle and headed back to the bedroom. "Looks like a delivery from our moms."

"Ah! Muffins!" Midoriya chirped.

Usually Bakugou wouldn't eat in bed- but dammit, he finally got laid and everything felt right in the world.


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