They had to get back to work- and even if their new place wasn't unpacked because they spent the entire evening and night back in their bedroom trying out the new bed, was beside the point.

"Damn agency should have given us some time off," Bakugou growled.

"They give us plenty of time off," Midoriya said, kissing his cheek and stopping him from growling. "We'll get more unpacked tonight!"

He couldn't really argue with that and they set off for their patrols. Bakugou felt good after last night, and he should, it had been way too long! They didn't get much sleep, but he felt wide awake and ready to take on any asshole that decided to fuck with the city's peace.

"Ah! Ground Zero! Yeah man! High Five!" some guy called out. He wasn't even thinking as he returned the high five. He was trying to be better with the public as Leadie and Midoriya encouraged him to be.

"That's right Ground Zero! You strut down that sidewalk!" another guy called out, offering yet another high five.

"What the hell?" he asked. Midoriya shrugged and they kept patrolling around.

He also noticed the way the girls looked over at him and Midoriya with hearts dripping and pulsing from their eyes.

Something was up.

He wondered if there was some weird ass quirk play going on and kept his senses heightened.

"Hell yeah! We should call you Pound Zero! " a guy called out, clapping his shoulder.

Turning to Midoriya, he lifted his mask so it set into his hairline and just looked around. Across the road there was a cafe with outside tables filled with people, and they all started to applaud them. "WONDER DUO!" they were all crying out.

"What the fuck is going on?"


Leadie had broken all the nails on her right hand as she was so deep in paperwork, and she was madder than hell. She had been calling the boys all morning and got no answer.

Looking back at her screen, she saw it yet again- the video of Katsuki fucking Midoriya being uploaded.

She had spent all night pulling these videos off the internet. It seemed people were saving and reuploading them.

How did this even happen?

Screaming out, she saw another nail had broken. She also had ripped the paper she was writing on and got her nail file out. She needed to calm down. Nothing bad was coming from the video, as it seemed to be only getting a positive response.

This was not the image she was planning for her boys though! They were not porn stars!

Leadie filed her nail smooth and took a deep breath. She needed to calm the hell down. Now she understood how Katsuki felt when he said he wanted to burn the city down.


"Ah! Kacchan!" Midoriya called out as they made their way back to the agency. "Did you bring your phone?"

"Gah! Stop leaving your damn phone behind!" he growled, grabbing his own phone and wondered why it had been quiet all morning long. "Shit! It's dead!"

"Yet you complain about me not having my phone when yours is almost always dead," Midoriya huffed.

Bakugou grabbed Midoriya and kissed him. He has no idea why he did it, but dammit- he felt like he ended that argument better this way.

People started to cheer and applaud them again.

"Something is up," Midoriya mumbled, pulling away from him.

"Yeah, no shit. Let's get back to the office and see what the hell is going on."

What he was not expecting was to be high fived by the heroes as they walked in. Making their way over to their desk- more hollers met them, along with claps on his back.

"Let's see what's going on," Midoriya said, turning on their laptop and settling into his desk. Somehow over all of this, Midoriya had turned his desk into their desk- not that he minded it really. "Oh fuck!"

"What?" he said, seeing Midoriya's cheeks turn bright pink.

"Shit! Get Kaminari!" he cried out.

"Someone called me?" Kaminari asked.

"Charge Kacchan's phone!" Midoriya yelped, throwing his phone to Kaminari.

"Dude! You don't even have your charger with you!" Kaminari whined.

"I don't need a damn charger as you are the charger!" he growled.

"Fine… gimme a sec," Kaminari said, sticking his finger in the charger port.

"What the hell is going on?" he asked.

Kaminari giggled. "Dude? Haven't you heard?"

He was losing patience and felt his palms wanting to spark up.

"Fine fine!" Kaminari called out and he saw his screen starting to light back up on his phone. "There is a sex video of you two circulating right now!"

"What?!" he yelled.

"Yeah," Midoriya gasped, "and it seems to be trending on twitter and it's the number one video on Hero Porn hub!".

"Damn right it is!" Kaminari exclaimed, tossing him back his phone with half a charge on it. "That shit was hot as hell! Damn! You really went all bad ass on Midoriya!"

"I will kill you!" he cried out, and Kaminari yelped and took off running.

How the hell was there a video of them? They had always made a point of not filming themselves for this very reason.

Sitting next to Midoriya, he saw him bring up the page and then saw- yes, that was definitely them. And that was last night- when they…

"Shit! That door we heard shutting!" he said.

"Fuck!" Midoriya whined.

A throat was being cleared behind them and they both turned to see their boss standing there. "You do know, under any other circumstances, that watching porn at your desk is grounds for immediate termination" he said.

"Ah!" Midoriya yelped, slamming down the laptop and making it all stop.

"I'd like to remind the two of you that your actions reflect on this agency," their boss said.

"Sir! It's not our fault! We didn't know!" Midoriya yelped.

"I figured as much," their boss said. "You two are my top heroes here… don't make me regret that. Go home and stop making headlines for the wrong reasons." With that he walked off.

"I'm gonna murder someone," Bakugou said, getting up and having Midoriya chase after him.

"Kacchan!" Midoriya called out, rushing forward to take his arm. "Let's go talk to Leadie!"

Midoriya took his phone and called over to Leadie- immediately she was screaming and Midoriya had to hold the phone at arm's length. "Well, it seems Leadie already knows," Midoriya whispered.

"Shit," he mumbled.


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Draganeire was sitting in a cafe as he saw the damn rankings of Bakugou going up even more. How was this even possible? Who gets a sex tape released and has their favor improve?

He hated that he had seen that video- and he hated that he'd watched it over and over and over and over. He had the damn thing saved on his desktop for god's sake!

Sipping his tea that had long grown cold, he went to get a refill. Hearing the bell of the cafe door ring, Draganeire looked over, seeing Kimim walk in.

"Ah! Kimim!" he called out, moving over and wrapping his arms around him. "I thought you were busy all day!"

Kimim gave him this disgusted look and pushed him away. "Ugh! Don't fucking touch me!" Kimi shouted, then turned to rush out of the cafe.

What the hell had just happened?


The Wonder Duo Fan Page

Oh me oh my my! Did everyone see the newest video uploaded of our Wonder Duo? This blogger is over here taking an ice bath and is still hot and bothered over it all!

It seems every attempt has been made to take the video down, only to have it reuploaded even more. If you search #PoundZero you will see what I am talking about!

Did they set this up themselves? It seemed more intimate than a couple just making a sex tape. If you watch closely- which btw, I've done many times over! AH! ICE BATH IS NOT HELPING ME HERE!

Ok, I digress! Warning as this is going to be YET AGAIN a long post!

But seriously! LOOK at this video! Ground Zero is pounding the fuck out of Japan's Sweetheart- but you see him slow down and kiss him so passionately! *fans self a bit* It seems far too intimate and much too personal for this to have been done intentionally.

AND AS MUCH as I hate imposing on someone's privacy, I also want to thank all the gods for this blessing and full course meal we have been given!

Now, let's go through this video play by play- shall we?


That evening they were still unpacking boxes when they heard someone banging like a mad person on their door.

"What the fuck?" he asked, as Midoriya went to open the door.

"LET US IN! LEADIE IS GONNA KILL US!" Sero and Ashido were screaming as they came flying into their flat and leaping behind him.

"Why would Leadie kill you ?" Midoriya asked, still holding the door open.

"Because these idiots don't know to lock the door when they leave someone's house," Leadie said, slowly walking into the flat, glaring over at the two cowering behind him.

"So that's how they got the damn video," Bakugou growled, turning around and glaring at the two. They both yelped, hiding behind Midoriya, making themselves as small as possible.

"You're lucky you didn't get any backlash over this," Leadie said, then glared at the two huddled behind Midoriya. "Actually it seems as if your favor went up."

"No shit?!" he sighed, sitting on the couch. Go figure- a leaked sex tape and here he was being hailed as some gotdamn sex God. It made his chest puff up a bit, and an all too cocky smirk grace his face.

"Katsuki!" Leadie hissed, holding her finger out to him, "Don't let this shit go to your head!"

"You act like I did this on purpose!" he said, sitting back and putting his hands behind his head.

"Don't make me wipe that damn smirk off your face!" Leadie hissed.

"Ah! Leadie!" Midoriya said, rushing over and taking her hands. Bakugou was slightly annoyed at how quickly Leadie's temper melted away. "What Kacchan means is that we had no idea til earlier today that all this happened!"

Leadie smiled and squeezed Midoriya hands. "I know honey, this isn't your fault," she cooed.

Bakugou wanted to puke.

"And it wasn't Sero or Ashido's fault for the door being unlocked either. We should have seen them to the door when they left," Midoriya said, putting his best smile and charm forward.

Yeah, he was going to hurl at any moment.

"Also," Leadie said, turning her head over her shoulder and glaring at Bakugou. "You fucking own a flower shop now!"

"What the fuck am I gonna do with a flower shop?!" he screamed.

"Not my problem!" Leadie hissed.

"Wait? We own a flower shop?" Midoriya asked.

"Ah no honey," Leadie said, letting go of his hand and running it down his cheek. "Katsuki owns a flower shop. You own a bakery."

"What the hell?" Bakugou asked.

Sero and Ashido were giggling. "Would love to see Bakugou's grumpy ass assorting flowers!" Sero chuckled.

"I'm not done with you two!" Leadie screeched, making them jump and take off into the bedroom, slamming the door. "Bet they learned to lock that fucking door!"

"Leadie!" Midoriya cried, pulling her back. "Explain what you mean by all this!"

"Oh honey, don't worry," Leadie said. "The owners will still run the company. Just a few times a month we will go over certain documents and collect our share of the profits."

"But why?" Bakugou asked.

Leadie moved to the kitchen area as they followed. She opened some wine and started to sip. "Do you two really think I wouldn't track down their delivery guy who took this video, and not go after them?" she asked.

"How do you know it was them?" Midoriya asked.

"Honey, I have my ways," Leadie said, tipping back her glass and draining it.

Bakugou was even more afraid of this woman now.


"I'm thinking maybe we could try going by the boys' new place," Inko said. She really did miss her son, and maybe they could get past all this awkwardness.

"I dunno…" Mitsuki said.

"These are our babies!" Inko proclaimed. "And I miss my Izuku!"

"I know, I kinda miss that little asshole of mine as well," Mitsuki growled.

"Alright! Then it's set! We'll go by and see their new place!" Inko said.

A loud scream and crash and the two women looked at each other and ran into the living room. Masaru was found on the ground, with his eyes blank and his mouth open in horror.

"MASARU!" Mitsuki cried, running over towards him.

"What happened?!" Inko cried out.

Both women saw the laptop running, and when Inko looked, she felt her entire body go limp and fell to the ground next to Masaru.

"What the fuck?!" Mitsuki asked, then looked at the screen.

There it was, in all their glory- their sons' sex tape.

Mitsuki's vision went black as she passed out next to her husband.