"Obito… he's alive."
Kakashi's eyes widened as he sat on the foot of my bed. "W-what do you mean, he's alive? I watched him die." he said, shock evident on his face. "Surprise plot twist?" the jonin glared at me, signalling that this, really wasn't time to be joking. "Why? How?" I shrugged, "I don't remember that much but I do know that he's been the one controlling the Akatsuki all along… he was trying to bring Madara back."
Kakashi shot me a blank look, "What?" he asked, looking me in the eye, "But after Nagato died, he didn't have anyone to sacrifice other than himself. He won't be the one bringing Madara back. Kabuto will be." I gulped, "Also… he'll be asking how Rin is… so you either tell him the truth or find someone to henge into her because if he thinks she's alive… we can get him on our side. And we need him on our side." Kakashi shook his head, "That would be way worse. Obito is probably extremely strong now since he's going to become a major antagonist in this. We need to plan accordingly. We need to be prepared to kill him."
"Pretty sure I should be the one telling you that." I sighed, ripping the tube out of my bloodstream. "You're breaking me out and then we're making a plan on getting Obito on our side." I mumbled, nearly fainting as I did. "I probably need the tube. I mean they put it there for a reason." Kakashi helped me insert the tube back as he let out a small sigh, "You really are a piece of work." he mumbled, calling in the head nurse. I woke up a few hours later, at home, with Kakashi sitting on the foot of the bed again. "Oh hey." I croaked out, sitting up only to lay back down because I was too tired.
"So… Obito…" he started, "Did you ever approach him?" I shook my head, "I wish I had. I was planning on going back to the Akatsuki at some point, just to approach him… give him the news that Rin was dead because… in the end… I don't want him to die. He used to be such a nice man… his death… is a necessary one, yeah… but I don't want him to die…"
Kakashi put a hand on my shoulder, "Don't worry yourself over that. We'll find a way," he still had his mask on but I could tell he was smiling. "I'll call in the rest of the team alright? They've been worried about you, especially Naruto, he keeps on blaming himself." I chuckled at that, "We'll let's show him that I'm alright then, shall we?" The silver haired jonin opened the door, making Naruto and the rest of Team Seven stumble in and fall to the floor.
Deidara tried to step over them but fell as Naruto held him by the leg. I let out a snicker disguised as a cough and watched as my brother raced to my bed. "Well hello there, brother dear." I said with a smile, "Are you okay?" asked the whiskered boy, sitting next to me and gave me a hug, "I'm so sorry, I went overboard." I raised a brow, "How are you fine while I'm in a hospital bed? No fair!" I grumbled, crossing my arms over my chest, "The Kyuubi healed him." said Sakura, a slight smirk on her face. "Tch. Annoying fox." I muttered, a smile tugging at my lips. "But this is good." I mumbled, laying on my bed once again, "Hey, there." said Deidara as he patted my head, "Hello," I greeted with a smile.
"You're really an idiot, you know? Trying to fight the main character." mumbled Sasuke, only loud enough for Kakashi and I to hear. I let out a small snicker and shot him a smile. "Alright. I'm feeling better! Let's go home." I got out of bed, legs all wobbly but fell to the floor once again. The nurse that had been previously taking care of me came in, a smirk on his face, "Oh right… I forgot to mention… you broke both your legs but we ran out of things to help you with so…"
I glared at him, "Why do you hate me, Tachihara-san?" the nurse chuckled as he picked me up and put me on the bed, "Because due to you being a regular here, I always have to put in more hours." he said with a smile, though the expression on his face was one of pure disgust. "Not my fault I do dangerous things to save the village." the nurse got into a fit of laughter, "Last time you came here it was because you tried to do the chidori!" I blushed, "S-so?" Tachihara let out a sigh, "Man you're annoying. Stay in bed and act like a normal patient for once." he mumbled, leaving the room. "He's the devil incarnate." I mumbled but it would seem the nurse heard me. "I COULD SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU!"
I sweatdropped and watched as he left the room, angrily stomping away. "He's angry…" I mumbled, turning to my boyfriend, seeking attention. "What?" asked Deidara, "Can't I look at my boyfriend?" Naruto huffed, "Don't call him that!" he exclaimed, causing me to pull Deidara towards me. "Why not? He's my boyfriend isn't he?" I asked innocently, hugging him from the side. The whiskered boy glared at Deidara and tried to pry him off me. "No! Stop! He helps lift my mood up!" I exclaimed, holding onto Deidara for dear life.
"O-oi don't describe me as a therapeutic dog!" exclaimed Deidara, "A boyfriend and a therapeutic dog are basically the same thing!" I argued, making Sakura choke on the bottle she was drinking. Sasuke turned to her and rubbed her back, trying to help her stop coughing. "Okay… That may have been the smartest thing you've ever said." chuckled the pinkette as she ruffled Sasuke's hair. The two men pouted and turned away. A few hours later, I was finally discharged from the hospital. In a wheelchair. While there was a war coming. I'm pretty sure you know how annoyed I must feel.
A few days passed and my entire body was now healed thanks to me begging Nikolai to use his god powers on me and heal me quicker. I'm never doing that again unless it's important. You need to let your immune system fix itself. Grumbled the platinum blonde. Yeah, okay. Was my answer as I walked down the streets of Konoha with Deidara.
As we were walking down the streets, a random girl approached Deidara, completely ignoring me and asked if he was doing anything that night. "Um… no, why?" said Deidara, taken by surprise, "With whom?" asked the girl, sending him a flirtatious smile. I looked at her, long legs, luscious blonde hair, cute smile, eyes a nice emerald colour. She was the definition of beautiful.
I looked down, annoyed. "Would you like to go to the bar with my friends and I then?" asked the girl, holding onto his arm and pressing her boobs against it. I looked at mine and let out a quiet groan. Flat as a pancake.
I felt something in my chest tighten. Oh no, ugly emotion… Why was I jealous? I mean sure, she's pretty but other than that she seems like a bitch! Deidara would never go out with someone like her. "Sure, it'd be nice to meet new people." replied Deidara with a smile. How stupid can you be, Deidara? Don't succumb to that succubus's will! I pulled the girl away from the blonde, "Actually, he's busy tonight." I said with a smile, "So sorry but he won't be able to attend. Find yourself another prey."
I glared at her and dragged Deidara away, annoyed beyond any means. "Are you okay?" asked Deidara, a smirk on his face. "I'm fine." my tone betraying my true feelings. "Wait a second, are you jealous?" I froze. "N-no!" Deidara smirked, "Really now? Then you wouldn't mind if I went?"
I let out a low growl, "I-I couldn't care less. D-do whatever you want." I pouted and turned away from him. "Then I'll be going." he continued with a smirk. If you think I'll break, you're wrong. "W-whatever. H-have fun." We went home together, Deidara trying to get me to admit that I was jealous. "Come on~ It's fine~ You can just admit it and we'll call it a day~" he singsonged as I opened the door.
"There's nothing to admit!" I grumbled, walking to the kitchen and getting myself an apple. "Babe~ I know you were jealous." I stomped my foot to the ground, "I wasn't jealous, go out and have fun with that bimbo and her friends if you want! I couldn't care less!" I huffed and crossed my arms, turning away from my boyfriend while the rest of my roommates enjoyed the show.
"Come on~ admit it and I'll stay~" teased the blonde as he hugged me from behind. "Don't touch me!" I huffed, "Go out with her. I don't care." the blonde smirked, "Then I will." I froze, "You will?" he nodded, "Yup. Unless you tell me right here, right now that you're jealous." I gulped, "I-I'm not jealous!" the smirk on his face grew wider and wider, "Then I'll go out with the pretty girl."
I swallowed hard, "Y-you thought she was pretty?" he nodded, "Didn't you?" I shook my head, "B-but if she's your type then you might as well go!" I exclaimed, annoyed, "Go! Get out!" I threw pillows at him, causing him to laugh while dodging them. "Go on! Go out with her!" Sasuke snickered while Kakashi and Sakura shared some popcorn. Naruto just sat there and smirked. "She's definitely jealous." he chuckled.
"I'm not jealous!" I huffed and went up to my room only to get out as soon as possible because I didn't want to be anywhere near a place that Deidara has been to. "Hmf!" I came back down the stairs only to notice that the blonde was gone. "Idiot…" I mumbled, getting the cookie dough ice cream out of the refrigerator and going to the living room. "Stupid boys… never getting the hint…" I grumbled, sitting on the couch and turning the telly on.
"Aelia?" asked Sasuke a smirk on his face, "Why are you eating ice cream in front of the tv?" I groaned. "Get the fuck out. I don't want any men around me." Naruto chuckled, "What? Too proud to admit that you're jealous?" I let out another groan, "I'm not jealous! You men just wouldn't understand! Get out! Get out! Get out!" I threw the pillows on the couch at them until they got tired and left, smirks still on their faces as they waved at me.
"Sakura, you stay." the girl snickered as she sat down next to me. "I'm fucking jealous alright?! She was so hot too!" I groaned, shoving a spoonful of ice cream into my mouth, "He didn't really go, right? He's probably just trying to make me mad!"
The girl chuckled, "You know you could have avoided this if you'd just admitted that you were jealous." I huffed, "You're supposed to be on my side! That's the only reason that you're here! Also you're my favorite out of all of them." I mumbled the last part. "Aw! Okay, okay, but really, he looked like he was going out. There was a girl waiting for him at the end of the road." my ears perked up, "What did she look like? Is she prettier than me?" she seemed to hesitate, "No…" she slowly said, "You know she's probably a fake blonde anyway!" I let out a groan, "Ugh! You hesitated!" I mumbled, annoyed.
"Yeah okay, she was super hot. Like… I'd go gay for her kind of hot." I let out yet another groan. "I hate her already and I don't even know who the fuck she is! I bet her friends are good looking too!" Sakura snickered, "Do you not trust Deidara to keep it in his pants?" I nodded, "Of course I trust him. It's just… I don't know… I just don't want pretty girls to go up to him you know… it sounds stupid, I know but I'm scared he'll see someone one day and just… stop loving me…" I said the last part so quietly I'm surprised Sakura heard me.
"He loves you like crazy, are you stupid?!" I looked down, "It's just… I'm not the prettiest girl out there and… I don't know where I'm going with this…" I mumbled, watching the telly as I shoved another spoonful of ice cream in my mouth. "You're pretty! Just in a different way!" I widened my eyes and clutched my chest, "OUCH! I FELT THAT ONE, YOU BITCH!" I exclaimed, laughing as the pinkette joined me. "I just wanted to make you smile!" giggled the girl as she clutched her stomach in pain.
A few hours passed and I finally let the boys back inside the house, "You have ice cream on your nose." pointed out Sasuke as he threw me the paper towel roll from the kitchen. I caught it and wiped my face. "Did you guys cook?" asked the jonin as he went to the kitchen only to notice that Sakura and I had eaten all of the ice cream that was in the house.
"How is it that you eat so much yet never seem to gain any weight?" asked Naruto as he picked me up first then picked Sakura up. "Nevermind you do gain weight you just don't show it." the pinkette and I gasped, simultaneously slapping him at the same time. "Don't say shit like that, jerk!" we screamed in unison, hitting him again and again.
The blonde finally dropped us, holding his now throbbing face. "Asshole." I growled, turning my back to him and walking towards the door after hearing a knock. "Lia… open the door…" it was Deidara and he seemed extremely drunk.
I opened the door hesitantly and almost fell backwards as the blonde fell into my arms, giving me a tight hug. "G-geez, you reek of alcohol." I grumbled, pushing him off me but not before smelling the sweet scent of perfume on him.
I widened my eyes a little bit, what's that red mark on his neck? "Get the fuck out." I bellowed, sad, angry, confused, "W-what?" asked Deidara, slurring his words, "You heard me. Get the fuck out of my house." I pushed him out, tears in my eyes.
"Was she that pretty that you couldn't keep it in your pants?!" Naruto came from behind me, "What's going on?" he asked, noticing the tears at the corner of my eyes. "Fuck off!" I exclaimed in my anger.
"Lia… What are you going on about?" asked Deidara, a smirk on his face, "You said it was fine." he was slurring his words, he doesn't mean that right? He wouldn't do that to me… no… I deserve it if he did… "I didn't mean it." I said barely above a whisper, "Well maybe you should've told me from the start." bellowed the blonde, "So what? You'd just let that woman do as she pleases with you because you wanted to make a point?!" he walked towards me, arms wide as if he was trying to hug me.
"We're even now... don't you think? After… all the pain that you put me through… don't you think I deserve some type of revenge?" Naruto growled as he heard what was coming out of Deidara's mouth. "Let's talk about this when you're sober…" I breathed out, trying to hold back my tears. "No, no, I think it's fine if we talk now." said Deidara as he tried to get a hold of me.
"You deserve it for what you did to me. You made me think you were dead for a year, for what? Just to gain some godly power? I mean did you really think I'd just come running back to you? Are you really that naive?" tears were streaming down my face. "Did you really think that I'd have endless patience for your shenanigans? Don't you think I feel hurt everytime you joke about fucking other men? Don't you think it's hard for me to see you be so friendly with Kakashi even though he's twenty fucking years older than you? Don't you think I get angry when you go around sleeping in the same bed as men like the whore that you are?!"
I let the tears that I'd been fighting off roll down my cheeks. Is that really the way that he thinks? "You probably enjoyed it when Nikolai had his way with you didn't you Aeli-chan?" flashbacks of what happened filled my memory, "Shut up." I bellowed, "You know nothing so just shut up." the blonde chuckled, "I know nothing? I know nothing? Do you really think that you can fool me with that pretty face of yours?" he grabbed my face and squeezed it, "You're nothing but a whore." I gulped and pulled away from him.
"Come back when you're sober." I whispered out, tears streaming down my face. Deidara grabbed my wrist, squeezing it hard. "H-hey! Let go, you're hurting me!" What's going on? This isn't the Deidara I know. This is a joke right? He's just acting right? Naruto intervened this time, punching Deidara in the face. "Don't show your face here again until you're sober. In fact you know what? Don't ever come here again!" he slammed the door, pulling me into the house with him.
I wiped the tears off my face and went back to the kitchen, opening the freezer to check if we really were out of ice cream. Tears ran down my face as I closed the freezer once again, "H-he's right…" I hiccuped, "I-I mean he's completely right, I deserve this…" I let out a small chuckle, "I really am stupid aren't I? Thinking that Deidara's patience was endless." I fell to the floor, hugging my knees. I felt someone's arms wrap around me, "Hey now. Don't cry because of that jerk. You're too good for him anyway," whispered Naruto as he rubbed my back in circles, trying to calm me down.
"I-I'm going to sleep," I mumbled, "I'm very tired and… I think I need to clear my head." Naruto nodded and let go of me. That's when the rest of my team decided to show themselves. "What happened to your wrist? It's bruised." pointed out Sasuke as he grabbed and examined the bruises that formed handprints on my wrist. "You've been crying. What happened?" asked the Uchiha, worry evident in his voice, "Deidara said some hurtful things." I whispered out.
"That doesn't explain the bruise, Aelia." Kakashi's voice resonated through the room, the worry in his voice evident. "He squeezed her arm really tight when she asked him to leave." Sakura started shaking in anger as she grabbed my wrist. "Don't heal it." she ordered, "Don't heal it do you hear me? Let him see what he did to you when he comes back in the morning."
I shook my head, "I don't… I don't think that's a good idea." The pinkette slapped me, hard. "This isn't normal Aelia! This, right here," she said grabbing my wrist, "Isn't something a loving boyfriend does." I shook my head, "He'll blame himself for doing that…" I muttered, knowing that it wasn't a valid point. "He should!" exclaimed Sasuke, "This isn't right, Aelia." he said softly.
"But… he was really drunk…" I continued to make excuses for the blonde, "That doesn't justify what he's done to you…" said Kakashi in the same tone of voice you'd use to talk to an injured animal. "But… I… I know that Deidara isn't like this! Whoever that was, it isn't the real him!" the pinkette let out a soft sigh, "But it hurt you didn't it? Just… go rest. Get some sleep. We'll talk about it when he comes here in the morning."
I went up to Sakura's room and got in the bed, closing my eyes and waiting for sleep to overtake me. I heard the door crack open and assumed Sakura had come in. She got under the covers and fell asleep almost instantly. About a few minutes later, I felt my eyelids become heavier and heavier until I completely fell asleep.
I woke up in the morning to the sound of screaming and something breaking. I went down the stairs in a hurry, thinking we were getting attacked only to see Naruto strangling Deidara and the rest of my roommates just watching the scene. "What are you doing?! Let him go!" I exclaimed, running to the two boys and separating them.
"What the fuck did you do that for?!" exclaimed Deidara, rubbing his neck, "Morning." he greeted, nodding at everyone in the room before trying to kiss me. I slapped him across the face, "Do you really think that after what you did, I'd let you kiss me?!" I exclaimed, "W-what are you talking about, I didn't do anything!" said the blonde as he tried to defend himself, "Is this seriously about me going out with those girls? The party ended up being so boring I left by myself!"
I scoffed, "Really now because I remember seeing a hickey on your bloody neck! God you're such a liar!" I pushed him out before he could utter another word, "Get the fuck out of my house, we're done! After all that you did, all that you said, I don't care how much you may think that I deserved it, you had no right to make those accusations!"
I slammed the door on his face, ignoring the knocks that were on the door, "Accusations? What are you talking about? Babe, open the door!" ordered Deidara as he continued on knocking. "Fuck off or I'm unleashing Naruto on you." I threatened, "And this time, I'll be watching as well." I added, "What are you talking about? Lia, open the door, we can talk about this!" tears threatened to fall down my face but I held them back, "There's nothing to talk about, get the fuck away from my door you twat! We're over!" I screamed, throwing a vase at the door.
"What do you mean we're done?! I'm not letting us break up over this! Open the door! Nothing went on between me and any of those girls, I swear!" I wanted to believe him, "I know what I saw last night, Deidara and it was clearly a hickey!" I exclaimed, my tears now running freely, "There's nothing you could've seen, last night because I went home immediately after the party!" I had opened the door by now, "You just keep on lying to my face! If it wasn't you who gave me this damn bruise then who was it Deidara?! Because he sure as hell looked exactly like you!"
Deidara's eyes widened as he grabbed my wrist and examined the bruise, "I-I couldn't have done this!" he exclaimed, eyes wide and a shocked expression on his face, "No matter what, I'd never touch you to hurt you…" he whispered out, examining the bruise still. "Really? Because last night that was exactly what you did. Calling me things you promised you didn't think I was." I yanked my arm free, "Get out." I breathed out, "Aelia, I-"
I shot him the iciest glare I'd ever shot anyone, "ARE YOU DEAF?! I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT!" Deidara held my wrist again, "You know I'd never hurt you…" he let out, his voice barely above a whisper "I'm not too sure of that anymore. Get out." I ordered, now terrifyingly calm.
"I can prove to you that it wasn't me." said Deidara which made me bark out a laughter, "You really don't get it do you? I'm done with you, Deidara. I'm done with your bullshit. Last night, you called me a whore, said that I probably enjoyed getting raped by Nikolai and so many other hurtful things but you know what? I'm thankful. I'm thankful that I got to hear what you truly thought of me, that I got to see the real you."
The blonde shook his head, tears at his eyes now, "I'd never say that, no matter how angry, it wasn't me, Aelia." he continued on begging. "I'm almost tempted to believe you but I know what I saw." I let out a small chuckle, "Funny how you had the courage to come this morning after Naruto punched you last night." I pushed him out of my house, "I never came over last night, baby you have to believe me!"
Just as I was about to slam the door, the blonde grabbed me by the hands and pulled me towards him, "Look into my eyes." he ordered, "Do you really think I'd be able to hurt you the way you say I did."I nearly couldn't form the next sentence due to seeing how sincere his eyes looked.
"You claim you weren't here last night but we all saw you. If you have proof that you stayed at your house the entirety of last night… I'll believe you." I said in the end. He cupped my cheek, the movement making me flinch. "I won't disappoint you, I promise." he said, resting his forehead against mine. "You have until midnight to bring me this proof that you have." I breathed out, pushing him away from me.
"And even after that… I don't think I'll be able to look at you the same way." I could see the hurt in his eyes but it had to be said. "Then I'll make sure that I show you just how wrong you were when you thought I'd hurt you like this." he declared, the light of determination shining in his eyes. You know… I really think he might be innocent. Mumbled Nikolai from the back of my head. Remember how much of a yandere the other Nikolai is… he continued, the other Nikolai would do anything to have you for himself, remember that.
I nodded, Perhaps… but I still need proof. I want to believe him I really do… but after all the things that he said… all the things that he did… even if he's innocent… I'm not sure I'd be able to forgive him. "What took you so long?" asked Kakashi as he handed me some breakfast. "I wanted to listen to his side of the story." I mumbled, drying my tears and biting into the waffle.
"I really think you might be an idiot." mumbled Naruto as he wrapped a protective arm around my shoulder. "I don't want that man anywhere near you, Lia." he said in the end, "He's hurt you before, he might do it again…" I gulped, "He says he was home the entire night and… I really want to believe him. He looked like he was telling the truth." I mumbled, knowing that I would get smacked for that answer… and I did.
Sakura hit me across the head, hard, "You really are blind! What other than a rematch do you see in him?!" I held my head, "Ow! Let me finish dammit!" I exclaimed, rubbing the back of my head to ease the pain. "I had a conversation with Nikolai… he doesn't think it was Deidara either. He- no, they believe that it was the other Nikolai… let's call them... Nikolai 2.0 that did all of this." Hey, you remembered that I didn't have a gender. Sorry it's taken me a while to get used to it.
Nah, it's fine. As long as you're not misgendering me on purpose, there's no real harm done. "Nikolai believes that Nikolai 2.0 would do anything to have me for themselves so they think that Nikolai 2.0 might have shapeshifted into Deidara to ruin our relationship." Sakura and Naruto shook their heads but I could see that Kakashi and Sasuke were considering the possibility.
"I don't know…" started Sasuke, "I mean Nikolai knows themselves better than any of us here so I guess we'll have to trust their intuition for this." Sakura shook her head once again, "We have no physical evidence that this Nikolai person even exists. It's possible that we all have histeria or that none of this is even real." I let out a small sigh.
"Do you really want to go down that rabbit hole? I can hear Nikolai's voice in my head, I have a susanoo like thing that's been created to their image, my whole body is now made to fit Nikolai's image, so I'm pretty sure that they're real. Oh did I also mention that I was brought here thanks to Nikolai? I'm pretty sure that's enough proof."
The girl seemed to consider it, "I don't know… Have you ever been checked for schizophrenia? Inoichi might be able to help you test-" I cut her off, "He's going to die!" I'd almost forgotten, "And so is Neji!" I'd been so focused on my own problems that I forgot my main goal: prevent as many unnecessary deaths as possible. "Why would Neji die?" asked Naruto. "For the character development of your girlfriend. Though the author is pretty sexist actually so all the female characters were created for was to fulfill your male fantasies." I cringed as I said that.
"You really hate the author don't you?" asked Naruto. I shrugged, "Eh. I mean he makes good content but now that I'm actually living the story… I'm not too sure how I feel about him? Like I'm sorry Sakura but you had so much potential and he only created you to be a stalker… same with Hinata really. Man sometimes I wonder what you guys would do without me." the people at the table sweatdropped.
"Though you do become a badass in the continuation of the series. During the war and shit. Hinata too but then she becomes a housewife." I sighed in disappointment as I said the last sentence. "She had so much potential too." I mumbled, finishing my waffle. I got out of my seat. "Well, now that we're waiting for Deidara to prove his innocence… I suggest we find a way to get Obito on our side before the war begins because man he'll be a pain in the ass after that." I mumbled, making Sakura chuckle. "He's a really hot villain isn't he?" I felt my ears go red, "N-not particularly… I m-mean sure he's good looking but I wouldn't say hot."
"Draw him." ordered Sakura, a smirk on her face, "Draw him right now. I know you have his face memorized." I growled, "Sometimes, it's terrifying how well you know me." she chuckled, "Nah, it's because all girls love a hot villain." I nodded at that, taking out a pen and paper and immediately drawing a picture of the Uchiha. I heard Sakura whistle from behind me, "Damn!" she exclaimed as she salivated over the picture.
"Hot isn't enough of a word to define this son of a bitch." she exclaimed, making Naruto and Sasuke see what Obito looked like. "Woah…" said Naruto, "That's a handsome man." continued Sasuke. "Handsome?! Handsome?!" Sakura and I exclaimed, "This guy is the definition of perfection! Look at that face!" I exclaimed, shoving the picture in their face, "Aelia. Keep it in your pants, it's my teammate we're talking about." I snickered, "Really now, Kakashi? You're telling me to keep it in my pants" the silver haired jonin pinched the bridge of his nose. "Just don't make any lewd comments about his body."
I drew a shirtless version of Obito, "You mean comments about how these abs are so chiseled you could cook steaks on them?" Sakura snatched the paper from my hand. "I'm going to ask you to draw some more of these." she whispered to me. "But of course." I smirked, "Would you like to see Madara?" I asked her. The girl cocked a brow, "Is he hot too?" I nodded, "Then sure." Kakashi paled, "Stop objectifying the bodies of our enemies, damn!" he exclaimed, snickering.
"But they're hot! Also, so many old Kage's are going to get revived. We better know what they look like, ya know? And on that note, hail before Madara!" I showed Sakura the drawing. "I've already imagined an entire life with this man." she mumbled. Sasuke snatched the paper from her, burning it. "Hey! I wasn't done admiring it!" she whined, staring at the paper that was now nothing more than a pile of ash.
"Don't salivate over my ancestors." Sasuke bonked the girl on the head softly before turning to me. "And you," he said, pointing at me, "Think of a plan instead of daydreaming about fucking Obito!" I blushed, "I was thinking of no such thing." Yeah you were.
Yeah I was. Kakashi sighed as he pinched the bridge of his nose again, "So we need to find a way to keep Inoichi and Neji alive and we need to get Obito on our side. Anything else?" I gulped, "G-Gai will die… sorta… but he comes back so it's cool. Also," I turned to Naruto, "There's this rapper dude that you might meet, his name is Killer B. He raps all the time." the blonde cringed.
"Why?" he mumbled, "Don't mind that. He's going to teach you how to truly control Kurama. Not just let him feed on your chakra and stuff." the blonde rubbed his chin, "So he's pretty important." I nodded, "Yeah, he's pretty important for your character development but for you to meet him, you'd have to be shipped off to an island with all the other jinchuuriki… which I told Tsunade not to do." I mumbled, "But I could ask her to have B sent over to teach you… but no… that island is actually pretty important." I mumbled, annoyed at how this turned out. "I'll just ask Tsunade to ship us and Killer B to that island there. I'm sure she wouldn't mind."
"Fuck no." said the Hokage as she practically laughed at my face, "Oh wow, looks like she did mind." I mumbled, annoyed. "You yourself said that it was a bad idea. Why should I listen now?" I let out a sigh, "That island and B are both essential for Naruto to be able to control Kurama and thus, save us all." I replied, a tick mark appearing on my forehead.
"First time you're on the verge of begging. Shall I continue refusing just to see you grovel?" Shizune sighed as she glared at her mentor, "What she's asking for is certainly reasonable. Can't you at least give her a week?" Tsunade seemed to consider it. "The war will start in about three so I guess I could make the sacrifice. But you have three days. Not one more." I gulped, would Naruto really be able to control the Kyuubi by that time? "And you're going with him. You need to learn to control… whatever it is that's trapped inside of you." Can people please stop referring to me as an object?
"Deal."
