Official Announcement from the Wonder Duo's PR Team -
Please join us for the relaunch of 'Flower Explosion' and 'Sweethearts Pastries' this Saturday! Your favorite Wonder Duo will be there to sign autographs, and if you are lucky enough, you may catch Ground Zero arranging some flowers, or Deku covered in sticky sugar!
We hope to see everyone there!
"The fuck is this shit?!" Bakugou growled, as he exploded yet another rose.
"Katsuki! The opening is in ten minutes! Now fix your damn attitude!" Leadie hissed. "I'm going next door to check on Izuku!"
"Can't believe you wrote about him being covered in sticky sugar!" Bakugou growled. What the hell was Leadie even thinking when she put out that announcement? It was bad enough they now owned these damn places, and Leadie told them they wouldn't have to do be involved with them-
Yet here they were… doing some grand relaunch bullshit.
"Rather be at home trying out more of those bed features," he grumbled, then crying out as another rose thorn stuck his finger. Growling, he blasted it to ashes. A smack landed on the back of his head and he growled. "What the hell was that for?!"
"That was for you being crude! You are corrupting Japan's Sweetheart!" Leadie spit.
"Shit… it is more like he is-"
Leadie smacked the back of his head again.
"Dammit woman! Stop! Go check on your little sweetheart and stop hitting me!" he cried out, throwing flowers at her.
Leadie made her way to the door, then turned, clutching her necklace as she did. "Oh my," she breathed.
Bakugou rolled his eyes and went over where she was- but stayed just out of arm's reach. "What is-"
Looking out the window- he saw hoards of people out on the sidewalk. They were all clutching Wonder Duo merchandise, and Bakugou couldn't help but sigh.
"This is going to fucking suck," he grumbled.
"You better get your ass behind that counter! At least let them see you attempting to arrange a damn bouquet! And no blowing up flowers!" Leadie screached.
"Fucking bullshit… should have given Deku the damn flower shop! He can't even fucking cook!" Bakugou mumbled.
"Shut up!" Leadie screamed, then her face went soft as she opened the doors. "Ah! Welcome everyone! I hope you are all here to buy some flowers for a special loved one!"
Everyone was chanting their names, and calling for the Wonder Duo. Bakugou knew this was all going to go to hell.
"Ah! Deku!" Uraraka screeched as he went to turn on the mixer and everything puffed up into his face. He was covered from head to toe in flour and sugar, and just stood there as Uraraka came rushing forward with a wet towel.
"This is a disaster!" he whined, wiping his face down.
Uraraka was brushing white powder off of him when they heard a commotion outside. He was thankful the original workers were here, and they were doing most of the work. At this rate, they would have no baked goods if they had to depend on Midoriya for them.
"What is going on?" he asked, stepping to the window and seeing a mass of people outside. "Ah fuck!"
Uraraka joined him, giggling as she looked at everyone waiting. "Your husband sure is rubbing off on you!"
Midoriya giggled and smiled. "Just a little bit!"
"Now make sure you smile and be Japan's Sweetheart, ok?!" Uraraka giggled.
"I thought the others were coming too" he whined.
"Yeah… well, Sero and Ashido are still afraid of Leadie, and Kirishima said he and Tetsutetsu would stop by later in the morning," she said. "I think Kaminari is on duty and Momo had some meeting to go to."
"Ah, well I am glad you made it!" he said, smiling.
"And miss you making a total fool of yourself?! Never!" Uraraka said, pulling her phone out and snapping a few pictures. "I have quality content to feed your fans with on my social media page now!"
Midoriya laughed and they went back to see what else they could destroy in the kitchen.
Draganeire - What was with you today? Kimim (really Monoma) - What do you mean? Draganeire - At the cafe? (confused emoji)
Kimim did not text back and Draganeire thinned his lips. Something wasn't right. Why would he be pushed away like that? He waited and still did not get a reply from Kimin.
Draganeire - How about I come over?
When he thought about it- Kimim had only ever come to his place, he had never been over to his.
Kimim - Sorry! My parents are home! How about I come over?
Hrm… so he responds to that, but not to the cafe incident.
Draganeire - Yes, come over.
He had to figure out what was going on. He had not seen Kimim in a few days, and usually he couldn't get rid of him. It made him wonder if maybe his time with Kimim had run out. He had used him for what he wanted-
But damn, he loved how he could change into Bakugou when they were together. He really wasn't ready to give that up.
Staring at his laptop- he reread the announcement from the Wonder Duo's publicist. He was almost tempted to go by the flower shop, but he knew the bakery was next door, and he was not in the mood to look at that freckled freak.
The flower shop was out of flowers in under an hour. The bakery could not even keep up with the demand for pastries. The previous owners had initially been reluctant to this change, but after the surge in business- they admitted that maybe working with the Wonder Duo wasn't the worst thing that had happened to them. Neither had seen this influx of customers at their businesses before, and prayed it would only continue.
Maybe there was a reason that good for nothing delivery guy had done what he did. It certainly worked in their favor.
The previous owners sat back, exhausted from just one morning's work- looking over as the Wonder Duo sat outside at a small table where Deku was apologizing over and over again to customers for running out of pastries.
Yes, they may have lost their business, but Leadie had promised they would all (outside the delivery driver who had fled town) keep their jobs.
Smiling to themselves, the previous owner wrapped his arms around his wife, smiling as somehow- this big fuck up had saved them.
Bakugou was exhausted, and it had only been two hours. He was sitting at a small cafe table outside with Midoriya as more fans approached them asking for pictures and autographs.
Looking over at his husband, he had to shake his head as Midoriya's smile never waivered. He had a smudge of flour on his cheek and his clothes were destroyed- but it didn't matter. He leaned over, placing a kiss underneath that flour smudge on Midoriya's cheek, only to have the crowd of women around them start dripping hearts from their eyes and screaming at a decibel only dogs could hear at this point.
Thin long fingers patted his shoulder and when he looked up he saw Leadie with a smile on her face- though she refused to look at him.
He knew that gentle hand on his shoulders could easily turn into sharp daggers, so he kept his composure and signed more autographs. It was hard as his fingers were all bandaged up from those damn rose thorns.
It had been an exhausting day. Leadie fell into her flat and flopped onto her lounge chair. She was not surprised at the turn out- but was pleased her boys had behaved well.
There was a stack of mail on her coffee table, and she considered getting a glass of wine before going through them. Her body was stiff, but she was able to work her way to the kitchen and pour herself a glass.
Going through the mail, it was more people begging for Wonder Duo cameos and different opportunities that did not interest her. Her boys had full time jobs, and she was not going to overwork them.
Today was just something she wanted to do to make sure those two businesses kept doing well. They shouldn't have to suffer for the actions of one employee.
A gold envelope caught her eyes, and as she opened it- she grabbed her glass of wine and drank it all down in one gulp.
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"I'm too fucking exhausted to fuck you tonight," Bakugou huffed as they made their way back to their flat, falling to the couch. "Why doncha lay back on the couch and let me watch you jerk off?"
Midoriya giggled and curled up next to him. "I would but I'm too tired to even think about it."
Bakugou turned his head and kissed Midoriya's forehead.
"C'mon… gimme something here!" he exclaimed.
Midoriya moved his hand over his crotch. "I could always tease you…"
"I'll blast a hole through your fucking skull!"
"You'd probably fuck that too," Midoriya yawned, pressing harder on his crotch.
"Damn right I would! I take those vows seriously! Til Death do us Part!"
"That doesn't mean fucking my dead skull!" Midoriya giggled.
"Close enough," he mumbled and went to wrap his arms around Midoriya, as he was too tired to even think about getting hard. "Let's just sleep here."
"Plus I think the bed is still set up with the harnesses and swing," Midoriya answered with another big yawn. Removing his hand from Bakugou's crotch, he wrapped his arms tightly around Bakugou and found himself falling asleep.
Bakugou grunted. "You ass was amazing in the swing."
"Wait til I get you in it," Midoriya yawned, "just not tonight."
"...no, not tonight," Bakugou yawned, then kissed Midoriya's forehead again. "Love you."
He was quickly asleep and Midoriya was wide awake at that.
Did he hear what he just thought he heard? Lifting his head up, Midoriya was wide eyed as he stared at Bakugou's sleeping face.
Bakugou said he loved him…
He'd never expected to hear those words from Kacchan!
And he was pretty damn sure that was what he had said.
Fuck! How was he supposed to sleep now?!
Bakugou started to snore- really loudly, and Midoriya laid his head on his chest, smiling as his chest rattled with each snore.
Bakugou had said he loved him- that was all he ever needed to hear for the rest of his life.
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Another glass bottle clanged as it was tossed into the waste bin. Masaru understood now why his wife and Inko drank so much.
He had never been a drinker- but after that video- well, he could understand now.
It took him three hours to come back from where he'd passed out, seeing Inko and Mitsuki passed out next to him. Crawling to the kitchen, he grabbed a bottle of wine, sitting on the floor and drinking straight from the bottle.
An hour later- empty bottles were littered all around him and Inko was crawling in, visibly shaking. "Gimme," she growled, grabbing the bottle in his hands and tipping it back.
"We need more wine," he murmured.
"I'm fucking on it," Mitsuki said, crawling out the door.
Masaru was glad he had a strong wife, even as his head swam, all he could see was that damn video from his computer.
Why were his son and son-in-law like this? Did they enjoy terrorizing their parents?! There are just some things you don't put on the internet!
Sure, he and Mitsuki had recorded themselves before, but he kept that video hidden away in his sock drawer. He did not blast it all over social media.
Letting out a deep sigh, he let his head rest on the counter. Inko was asleep on the floor snoring loudly. Closing his eyes, he opened them an hour later when Mitsuki came crawling back into the kitchen with a full bag of wine bottles.
"Got the neighbors kid to run to the store for us," she grumbled, opening a bottle and tipping it back.
Masaru smiled, pulling his wife into his arms as she growled about how many ways she was going to murder their son.
Naomasa knocked on the Bakugou's door as he had gotten a complaint from the neighbor. Who the hell sends a kid to buy wine?
And who the hell sold the kid the wine?
He was pretty sure it was all a misunderstanding.
No one answered the door, but he noticed it was not locked. Opening it, he announced himself and got hit by a thick odor of wine in the flat.
"Great…" he mumbled.
Stepping into the kitchen, he saw the Bakugous and what seemed to be Mrs. Midoriya laid out snoring on the floor. The waste bin was full of empty bottles and there were open and empty bottles all over.
Grabbing his phone, he called over to the boys publicist. "Hi, Leadie, yes this Naomasa Tsukauchi… I think we might have a problem."
