Here we are again, the fight scene in this chapter will hopefully go better than the last one. Mostly because Izuku has to worry about more than just his opponent while fighting so he can't really use too many of his magic tricks to help out. Either way bunny waifu is there too so it should be a fun ride either way.

If you haven't noticed I'm running out of ideas for what to put in these little chapter openers. Might get into making omakes every now and then.

After a few hours of sparring with each other Mirko and I went out to patrol Hosu for a bit. At first we both thought it would be a fairly quiet time considering that the city was fairly low in crime. But minutes into our patrol we were proven wrong.

"Twelve hit and runs, six muggings, two attempted murders, and a cat stuck on a tree...Good shit kid! Even most pros don't get this much action on slow days. That speed of your's is complete bullshit though, leave some for me damn it!" Mirko said boisterously while slapping my back.

"You'll be there for Stain don't worry. For now we should just go on as normal since I doubt he'll be active so quickly." Though given my luck I wouldn't doubt that it will come sometime soon. I give it a day at most.

"MY BABY!" Oh for fuck's sake. Are we really doing the cliched 'baby on a stroller rolling into traffic' bit? Apparently so, thankfully with my speed the cars were basically going at walking speed while the stroller itself was essentially paused in time. I didn't even need to walk over I just sent a soft Delaware Smash at it, pushing the stroller back to the screaming mother.

"Nice. How do you control the shockwave of that anyway? That was way too concentrated to be natural." Mirko asked after taking a look at my handiwork. I just show her my gloved hands, runes carved into each finger. They were just minor improvements for manipulating and focusing energy, as well as a few forward directional runes for air bursts.

"Right. Magical bullshit...And you said they don't drain you or anything?" She asked, still in minor disbelief over the utter versatility of the little symbols.

"Some do but not by much. The faster ones with AOE abilities tend to cost me some of my reserves but the slower, constantly active ones get their energy from the environment. Solar, wind, momentum, stuff like that." Aka prana and mana respectively.

"Tsk, so the green in you're costume isn't just for show. What's with the bunny ears by the way? Where you a fan of mine before this?" I could sense the incoming tease in her voice. Well she was half right.

"They're supposed to look like All Might-sensei's hair. Though now that you mention it I can see the bunny look. Kinda appropriate I'd say and it's not like I wasn't a fan of you as well. You were my favorite female hero actually." I admit catching her by surprise.

"Oh really? Even back then when I was in the high hundreds? I gotta say I appreciate the early loyal fans but why me? Most guys were all over that hag Midnight back then, and now Mount Lady is the big craze among horny teenagers." She asked, genuinely surprised.

"By this point I shouldn't need to answer that. I guess the simplest way to put it is that I saw you as All Might's female equivalent. Strong, fast, boisterous, and independent… And I'll admit I found you hotter than Midnight-sensei." Was I into muscles? Apparently since Ochako only seemed more attractive the fitter she got. Self-discovery is a wonderful thing I suppose.

To my immense surprise I actually got the battle bunny to blush a bit, which of course means that she would try to kick my ass the second we got back to her apartment...Psychotic tsundere am I right? I thought while staring at the camera. Not for long since I needed to dodge a quick kick to the head courtesy of a blushing bunny.

"Do I even need to ask?" I said nonchalantly, this wasn't the first time she tried that. Eventually I got annoyed by it and decided to dodge instead of taking them.

"You were thinking something rude. You get a stupid smirk on your face and look out into the distance whenever you do that." Damn I was caught in the middle of breaking the fourth wall again! Quick I need to salvage this!

"Hey look! Isn't that Manual-san and Iida-kun? We should go say hi, try to keep up!" Zoidberging my way to the hero-intern duo I leave a good distance between myself and Mirko, hoping that she'd be angrier with being outrun than she was from my 'rude thinking'.

"Midoriya-kun? It's nice to see you! But where is the hero you're interning with? It was Mirko right?" Iida noticed me and asked, moments later the answer was given when Mirko appeared with yet another kick, though this time it was aimed much lower than usual.

"Ghk!" And it landed true, I tried to block high on reflex which left my lower half completely unprotected. This kick in particular also happened to be given with a running start and gravity assist so…

-1,000

Collapsing onto the ground for a moment I was temporarily stunned, damn instant crits. 'I should probably invest in a cup because this is starting to feel like a trend.' Iida was trying to comfort me while questioning Mirko on why she did that while Manual wisely decided to keep his distance.

"That's what you get for ditching me gaki! Next time you do that I'll shove both my feet so far up your ass that you'll have a perfect opportunity to kiss them for forgiveness!" Brutal, and I had no doubt that she'd make good on that threat...And that I'd probably survive to experience the whole thing.

"Well you two are certainly getting along well. What brings you to Hosu city?" Manual asked, Mirko just scoffed and pointed at me, not bothering to answer herself.

"We've come here since it's pretty close to Mirko-sensei's agency. Plus it seems pretty busy today so it's a good thing we came." At their confused looks I went through the variety of ridiculous situations that we found ourselves in not ten minutes ago, shocking them into silence.

"...So that's why it's been so quiet since we started patrolling. My god he really is a mini All Might, I didn't even notice!" Manuel said, trying and failing to whisper the last part. I blush a bit at the praise but shrug it off, I got enough of that from online comments it's just that having it come from a pro has a lot more weight to it.

"T-thanks. Though I'm not sure I deserve that nickname just yet." I say with a few of my old insecurities seeping through.

"Nonsense young Midoriya! You're more than ready to be my right-hand man, didn't I make that clear during the sports festival? Or do you need me to spar with you some more to give you an idea of your limits?!" A familiar booming voice rung out from behind us, sending minor shivers of excitement down my spine at the thought of another spar with All Might. I still had that exp potion damn it!

"A-All Might-senpai! What are you doing here?!... And who'd that on your shoulder? Oh, wait! I remember now, you're Uraraka-san right?" Manual exclaimed, bringing attention to Ochako who was indeed taking a ride on All Might's shoulder.

"Hey Deku-kun! I saw all those rescues a few minutes earlier by the way, I guess we should add protagonist luck to your list of quirks." *Sigh, I couldn't even deny that. Though my life was already destined to be chaotic the moment I accepted All Might's quirk, The Gamer just sped things up and magnified them.

"Oi, you're the gravity girl right? Good shit during the sports festival, it's been a while since a female hero worth a damn actually did well in one of those. And what's this about a spar that I heard? This I gotta see! Or better yet, join!"

'Oh no.'

"Eh?! Mirko-san and All Might-sensei vs Deku-kun? Can I get in on this?" Ochako asked, a spark in her eyes as she saw the tides turning on me...Please don't let Iida catch o-

"An excellent idea! Normally I'd say such a battle would be dishonorable but a hero's default position is at a disadvantage! And I can think of no one better than Midoriya-kun when it comes to fighting the odds!" Oh god this is actually happening. Manual wasn't even trying to put his voice in and went along with the more experienced heroes.

And what was that bullshit about me always fighting against the odds?! Just because I took down that Nomu that was several levels higher than me, fought against 40-ish other students on my own, guerilla-style, didn't mean I- oh who the hell was I kidding?

"You heard the others! Prepare your tricks young Midoriya, we're doing this!" Asobi damn it! Now the crowd is getting into it, not only did All Might appear he did so alongside three of his students, one of which was hos successor, a hero in the top 20, and a popular local hero! They smell blood and weren't going to leave until I lost at least a few liters of blood. Or until the hurricane-force winds that were bound to happen pushed them away, whichever came first.

"Can we not do this? Or at least not now, we have an internship to finish, plus Manual is frightened." I try to settle things down by pointing at the clearly terrified Manual. He knew full well that in a fight between myself and everyone else...I wouldn't win but he'd definitely be the first or second dude to go down. Maybe the third if he was lucky.

"...Right. Right, sorry I got a bit ahead of myself. But I'll be holding you to that young Midoriya! We need to train together more often, besides the only power greater than my own is the power...OF MARKETING!... Sorry, I don't know what got into me there." He wasn't wrong, I could already hear the social media flood going on. By tomorrow there would be thousands of theories coming out and doubtless hundreds of bets placed on what would happen.

'...At this point it would be a miracle if Stain made his appearance given how many powerful heroes are around. I may have made mistakes.' It all really depends on how insane this guy was. Would he even care about the odds? Or was he the type of person to bullishly charge on without care? He was clearly skilled and intelligent, an incompetent wouldn't have his kill record or his level of secrecy.

"Young Midoriya, I see that you've been doing well under Mirko-san so far, would you like to keep going with her while I train young Uraraka tonight? We have a week so I think it's best to divide up my time fairly between you two." Thank you! That way I'd only scout around with Mirko instead of having the #1 standing around, scaring off Stain. Did he know or was he being honest about training us one at a time? Either way I'll take it.

"Very well, let's go young Uraraka, this city is more than large enough for all these heroes and spreading out will let us cover the most ground!" Wait a minute was...Was Ochako using her quirk on All Might to make him even faster?! That was honestly scary, I could barely track his movements as he and Ochako flew into the air, leaving behind a sonic boom for style points.

"So. When were you going to tell me that fucking All Might was going to show up and challenge you to a fight? Answer correctly and I might just let you live!" Ah, crap baskets.

Several hours and dozens of attempted ass-kickings later

"WOMAN WILL YOU STOP KICKING ME?!" I finally break after the latest attempt to kick me in the face courtesy of a bored rabbit. At this point she wasn't even angry anymore and just did it because we had nothing else to do.

"NEVER!" Mirko replied without missing a beat, straight up pulling a Chun-li with her barrage of kicks. She was still going even after it was clear that I lost interest and stopped blocking, taking each kick and just relying on my healing factor to keep me topped off.

"...Are you trying to make me angry?" She asked, finally stopping her kicks when she noticed that I wasn't taking any damage.

"No, there's just no point in blocking your attacks anymore. Hours of taking them over and over again sure did the trick. Remember I have an adaptation quirk. Add 2+2." Yep, over the course of the last few hours I gained quite of bit of points in END specifically, a few in WIS too since predicting patterns in her fighting style required wisdom I guess.

"Bullshit quirk. Bullshit learning ability. Bullshit affinity for kicks!" She was also still a little angry that I learned the basics of her fighting style so quickly. It was a legendary skill but the first 20 levels or so came relatively easy since it was just modified kickboxing. 10 more came soon after once I incorporated OFA into the style.

"You're not wrong. I'm fully aware of how unfair my power is, hence the consensual beating." I respond, allowing Mirko to let off some steam, instead, she just gave me a strange look...Oh for fucks sake I did it again!

"Hey, I don't kink shame. To each their own." Gods damn it. "But if you think I'll get you off on the first date you got another thing coming." I deserved that, I was waiting for that first joke to come back to bite me.

"Fair enough. I got to ask the others about their thought anyway. Can't just show up with a pro hero girlfriend out of nowhere can I?" At her confused look I decided to elaborate. My relationship with the other girls was actually pretty well known in the hero community, something which somehow made me more popular instead of less. 'I don't understand people sometimes.'

"Guess I'll add bullshit harem protagonist to your list of quirks. Whatever, I'm going to bed!" She announced, giving a quick yawn before heading into her bedroom.

"Already? It's barely 8 PM." I asked, looking at the time.

"Fuck off, I don't have infinite stamina like some people. I just spent the last five hours straight attempting to beat the shit out of a brick wall. I'm gonna sleep like the dead, and if anything wakes me up a single hour earlier there will be hell to pay!" ...Her legs are going to be killing her when she wakes up.

Speaking of which I still had 6 hours of daylight to burn. Meaning I could either waste a minute or two running back home, to U.A, or I could just sleep here and head to school in the morning...Yeah I'd rather not be here when Mirko wakes up so I chose to head to U.A immediately.

Reaching the makeshift room U.A prepared for me it only took me a few minutes to clean up and get ready to sleep. Tomorrow's the day. I'll explain my plan to All Might then but for now I should rest. Sleep took me rather quickly, Mirko was only half right. I may have nearly infinite physical stamina, but the mind could only take so much before it needed rest.

And oh boy did I need rest. Sup nerds, it's you're favorite mediocre writer here with a new chapter and a mini announcement! The next few chapters will be considerably slower than usual for a number of reasons, chief among them is that I want to make them particularly long and well made compared to the usual crap I spew out.

Self-deprecating jokes aside I wanted to put out some quality content to keep people entertained during the world's latest bruh moment(we all know what I'm talking about). So that's exactly what I'll do. A

s for a certain fan and fellow creator that shall remain nameless for now(you know who you are) Your chapter(Yes I take requests sometimes) will be equally delayed and equally lengthy by consequence. Sorry about that but scheduling was also a problem that influenced this decision, hopefully, the increase in quality with some of my other stories can make up for that.