We FINALLY get to the major bank heist. And sorry it's been so long, I had a new idea for the Jojo New Universe and wanted to get it up to speed. Either way, we're back now, and we have something special for the end. Disclaimer: I don't own Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, the Fate series, Lupin III, Ni No Kuni, or My Hero Academia.

Chapter 26: Money in the Bank

"Are you insane!?," Zenigata said to the bank president, "Not only did you put out an ad that might as well have been a challenge to Lupin! But I checked it out, and you don't even have the right insurance!" "But Inspector," the president said timidly, "We made sure to insure the money inside against theft." "Not theft from Lupin," Zenigata clarified, "That's an entirely different category." The president gulped. "Don't worry," Zenigata said, "We'll be on guard for when Lupin shows up." As he walked out, Akimi approached him. "Sir, I just did some investigating. It turns out the Tohsaka, Einzbern, and Matou families all have accounts in this bank."

"Kariya's moot given he separated from the family some time ago," Zenigata noted, "But if Tokiomi and the Einzberns lose their fortunes it'll make it harder for them to effectively fight in the War. This must be why Lupin decided to try robbing this bank. It wasn't just about the challenge, he's playing a grand strategy. Keep an eye out for any suspicious vehicles. I'd like to get a glimpse of Lupin's Master for this War, at the very least." Akimi nodded. "You thinking he'll be striking today?" "I'd bet money on it," Zenigata replied as he walked off.


Kirei finished using the experimental laser to cut a hole through the concrete wall of the bank, exactly where Lupin told him. "Lupin, I'm done on my end," he said into the communicator. 'Perfect,' Lupin replied, 'I'm already in position. Doesn't look like any of the other Servants or Masters are here. I guess Pops wanted to keep my newest calling card a secret.' "So much the better," Kirei decided, "Any more enemies would only complicate the mission. There has to be a dividing line between having fun and accomplishing the mission." 'Too true,' Lupin admitted, 'Besides, knowing Pops, there will entertainment aplenty.'


"Security is solid by all accounts," Akimi said, "The vault snaps shut whenever someone enters inside thanks to the special weight sensors under the floor boards. And the air is funneled from several pipes that are spread at several locations so that if someone tried to steal from the place, they would have nowhere to go." "Pretty impressive," Zenigata admitted, "But Lupin's stolen from more secure vaults in the past. I remember one account of him accessing a time-delayed vault by using a facade of a busted vault door, disguising as a guard, then when everyone was gone he just waited out the timer."

"Bet that must have been embarrassing," Akimi said. "The creator of the vault went bankrupt due to all his investors and clients pulling out after that stunt," Zenigata said with a nod, "His son tried to redeem the family honor, only for Lupin to succeed in opening a special vault that had no mechanism to open it, just by stumbling onto the password needed to activate a voice-trigger inside the vault." "Ouch," Akimi said, feeling sympathy for the poor family. Zenigata had made his own special security additions. He made only so many guards were stationed and that they knew each other by sight, name, and ID number.

He checked all of them with a special vacuum device meant to remove Lupin's special disguises, and he had everyone maintain radio silence with only him giving out orders. Of course, now Lupin's disguises were magical, and sure enough he had been disguised as one of the guards Zenigata had already checked. 'I had a feeling Pops would be covering as many bases as possible. Too bad I've learned a few new tricks in recent days.' He soon made his way to the computer center. "Ah, the digital age. Soon enough the world could become small enough to fit in the palm of one's hand."

After a few minutes, he found the accounts of the families he had been looking for. "All of it in physical bills. Guess they like to count it on a rainy day. Or maybe bathe in it, like I did back in my wilder days." He faked a frowny face. "Oh no, what should I do? Am I going to make two families broke and ruin a bank's reputation? Surely I'm not that heartless!" He then grinned. "Then again, I may be! Ding!" The response was immediate. "Sir!," Akimi said, "Someone is hacking the Einzbern and Tohsaka accounts!"

Zenigata was flabbergasted. "Is it an outside job!?" "No sir," Akimi said, "it can only be done from inside the bank." Zenigata realized what had to be happening. "LUPIN!" "No need to shout Pops," Lupin said right in the same room, "I'm right here." Zenigata dropped his walkie talkie. "Well I'll be darned…" "Quick!," Akimi said to the other guards, "Arrest him!" "Wait, not all at once!," Zenigata warned. But he was too late as the guards tried to dogpile Lupin. Lupin managed to slip out of the pile and ran for the vault. Zenigata quickly threw two pairs of cuffs at him, one on a rope.

They managed to shackle Lupin, but he just grinned. "You'll have to better than this, Pops!" He clicked his heels and they shot jets of fire that propelled Lupin forward, getting him into the vault which closed just as Zenigata slammed into it. "Are you okay?," Akimi said as he ran over. "I'll be fine," Zenigata assured him, "Get this thing open." Inside, Lupin had picked the cuffs open and used the tube Kirei has inserted earlier to start sucking the money out. Just as he was finishing, the vault opened again. "Gotcha now," Zenigata said.

Lupin shrieked as the officers started a strip search. "Jeez, at least buy a guy a drink first!" He freaked as one officer showed his boxers. "Uh… Let him keep those," Zenigata said, "He's got better hiding places for his gear." He demonstrated as he started peeling away fake sections of skin hiding various tools. He soon found a small cube. "What's this supposed to be?" Lupin gasped. "Be careful with that! That's a special condensed gas! Very flammable! It goes off whenever it hits a hard surface!" Having noticed the importance of the cube thanks to Badge, Zenigata freaked. "It what!?" Unfortunately, he wound up dropping it, causing it to go off and smoke to start filling the room.

Most of the officers were knocked aside, while Zenigata was doing his best to protect his dignity after losing the front of his clothes. Akimi quickly went to work. "The Police!" Lupin had just managed to run away, only to be chased by the forces of Akimi's Stand. "Looks like Pops chose one hell of a partner," Lupin admitted, "Still too slow to chase me down, though." The created officers tried to get into the vehicles parked outside, only to discover that Lupin had rigged them, the hoods popping open to reveal no engine and pieces of paper that read, "Watch the road now." Zenigata growled. "LUPIN!"


Kirei gave a smug grin as he allowed the officer who questioned him to inspect the giant cargo truck. He already knew Lupin had a plan to make sure the money would not be found. Sure enough, it looked for all the world like the truck was completely empty. "Sorry to waste your time tonight," the officer said, "Good evening." "And to you, Officer," Kirei said. Once the man was out of sight, Lupin pulled back the tarp from behind it, revealing the huge cash haul. "I'm surprised you didn't steal from the Matous as well," Kirei said.

"Hey, Kariya is gonna need that money before long so he can take care of Sakura," Lupin pointed out, "But the Einzberns, minus Iris and her hubby, are a bunch of sticks in the mud, and Tokiomi needed a good dose of reality." Kirei nodded. "It's actually a rather thrilling experience, backstabbing my teacher like this. Though I suspect even Father has begun to realize that Tohsaka may not be as worthy of the Grail as he once thought." Lupin chuckled. "Now let's get out of here. The further from civilization we get, the less collateral damage when Goldie spots us."


They didn't have to wait long. Archer had already started attacking them once they reached the forest at the edge of the city, riding on his flying boat Vimana. Lupin could easily identify each of the swords that Archer was flinging at him. "He must have bought back his precious treasures," he noted, "Looks like I was right, Goldie's rage has come full circle. Luckily, that's what our new partner is for." He smirked as what seemed like a human-size meteor smashed into Vimana, sending it crashing to the ground. Archer got up as he shook his head. "Only one Servant has the strength to bring down Vimana so easily…," he mused.

The sudden boisterous laughing confirmed his suspicions as he laid eyes on All Might. "I am here! To fight! Sorry Archer, but your battle is with me tonight! We still have a score to settle, after all!" Archer dusted off his armor. "Well, I can always pick up Assassin's trail again. So long as the War continues I have all the time I need." He drew a large sword from his Gate of Babylon. All Might recognized it instantly. "Arondight. The sacred sword wielded by Lancelot du Lac." "One of my strongest," Archer pointed out, "The only sword I have that's guaranteed to defeat you is Ea. But using it would destroy this very reality, which would include myself. So I'll have to make due."

He opened his Gate and launched vast amounts of swords. "Same song and dance again," All Might noted, "Oklahoma Smash!" He whirled around with his arms extended, easily deflecting all the swords that came at him. Archer then moved in with Arondight, only to hit nothing but air as All Might easily moved out of the way. He only took a step back, but it was enough. Then he came back in with his arm extended. "Dakota Smash!" He caught Archer right in the solar plexus with a hard clothesline, causing Archer to spit out a bit of saliva from the impact.

The force of the smash sent Archer sailing right into the trees, breaking them down as he careened through the forest, All Might racing after him. Nearby, Jigen was watching the fight. 'Lupin was very specific. Only fire if All Might loses, and even then, wait for Archer to stay in one place. Lupin plans on being the bait for Archer. Normally a bullet wouldn't be enough to kill Gilgamesh, but these bullets were crafted from the cursed spear Gae Buidhe. They should do the job nicely. It might take more than one shot, though.'


Tokiomi was curious who was knocking on his door. He was shocked at the sight of Kariya. "May I ask why you choose to visit now of all time? My Servant is already out chasing Assassin." "Funny you should mention that," Kariya said, "By now my own Servant should be dealing with Archer." Tokiomi frowned, remembering Archer's story of the last time he fought All Might. The fact that All Might proved equal to Archer in combat was definitely a cause for concern. He sighed. "Please come in." Kariya nodded. "I just wanted to confirm some things. Y'know, before one of us is forced out of the War."


Archer tried to pick himself back up, only to see All Might flying in with his palm flat open. "Missouri Smash!" Archer felt himself get clocked on the head as he went spinning back to the ground. Archer picked himself up and spit out the excess blood. "I guess I'll have to rely on my second-strongest weapons. Enkidu!" All Might become shocked as he found himself wrapped up in various chains, Archer holding the other ends, which had blades on them. "Those chains can hold a man at his strongest," Archer said, "This is over."

All Might just kept his natural grin. "Maybe so… But not for me! Plus Ultra!" To Archer's surprise, All Might seemed to increase in strength beyond what he originally showed, actually breaking through Enkidu's chains. "This is my true power!," All Might explained, "The power to push forward, even beyond the limits of One For All!" He leapt into the air. Archer tried to put up his guard, realizing All Might was about to make a final attack. 'This attack ended my career when I used it against All For One in our second fight,' All Might mused, 'But that's when I was in a weakened state. As I am now, it's my ultimate trump card.'

He came barreling in, his fist pulled back. "UNITED STATES OF SMASH!" He threw his punch forward with enough force to send shockwaves across the landscape, nearly knocking back Jigen, who struggled to keep his hat on. Archer only felt intense pain. He looked down and saw All Might had literally punched right through him, leaving a massive hole that was only filled by his arm. As he felt his prana quickly fade, he couldn't help but smile. He placed a friendly hand on All Might's other shoulder. "Let's fight again… In a future War…" All Might nodded. "I'll look forward to it." And with that, Archer faded, defeated by Berserker.

Yep, we end things off with the death of Gilgamesh. Next chapter may start with Kariya and Tokiomi's talk, but I'll decide that later. Either way, that's one more Servant out of the running. Read and review.