Here we go! It's the finale of SO THE DRAMA! The final battle with Shego and Drakken, the Diablo invasion in full force...can Milo and Melissa overcome these overwhelming odds and save the world? We're about to find out!
We pick things up at Melissa's house. Drakken had just made things personal by swiping her prom date. Now it's payback time. We see Melissa in her room, now opening up a hidden compartment of her closet. Inside was an experimental battle suit adorned with blue rings.
"Melissa! The battle suit is still experimental!" Zack warned over the Melissa-link.
"It's about to get a road test..." Melissa quipped, now donning her new battle suit. "How far away is Bueno Nacho headquarters?" She asked as she and Milo hopped aboard Milo's scooter.
"It's about 100 miles west of here."
Melissa took the wheel with Milo fearing that his Murphy's law curse might ruin things...as he lost his pants again. Milo lost pants count: 7.
"Uh, I think I'd feel better about this if I had a super suit too, ya know?" Milo freaked as the duo approached Bueno Nacho headquarters. Meanwhile...Drakken and Shego were expecting their arrival.
"She's coming..." Shego said to Drakken.
"Of course she is. After all...we have the perfect bait..." Drakken answered wickedly.
Milo and Melissa had made it to Bueno Nacho headquarters within 20 minutes. After launching themselves to the roof with the help of Melissa's hair dryer grappling hook, the duo was ready to take down Drakken and Shego one more time.
"Zack, we're in."
"Check your backpack!" Zack called out, prompting Milo to dig into Melissa's backpack.
"Let's see...knockout gas that looks like lip gloss or regular lip gloss?"
Milo opens it...and is instantly knocked out, prompting Chase to jump on his shoulder and close the container.
"Knockout gas..."
"Thanks for checking..." Melissa sarcastically remarked as Milo continued digging through, finding a stack of papers next. "Is this some sort of secret code?"
"History homework, Milo!"
Milo then found what looked like a Nerf gun. "MC, since when are you packin'?"
"Looks like a toy to me..."
"Oh, this is no toy!" Zack assured. "Well, not since I modified it. It's an electromagnetic scrambler."
"English please, Zack."
"It'll shut down Drakken's entire system." Melissa explained as the duo made their way inside Bueno Nacho HQ. Milo stopped as he caught a picture of the original Bueno Nacho, opened in Mesa, Arizona in 1952.
"Ah, the original Bueno Nacho - opened in March of 1952 in Mesa, Arizona...where it all started..." Milo marveled.
"Milo! Head in the game!" Melissa chided.
"Worry not, MC! I'm ready for anything!" Milo reassured as earthquake-like footsteps were heard. It was the Sumo-Ninja.
"I SHALL BE AVENGED!" the Sumo-Ninja said in a squeaky voice, now rattled from the Texas wedgie that Milo administered to him back in Tokyo. The Sumo-Ninja's squeaky voice caused Milo and Melissa to giggle.
"WHAT?!" the Sumo-Ninja said, grabbing Milo.
"Dude...don't talk! The funny voice kinda ruins your mystique."
"I AM STRONG LIKE THE MOUNTAIN! I AM SWIFT LIKE THE WIND! I...AM...VENGEANCE!"
And that's enough of that! Milo tossed the knockout gas lip gloss at Milo, who subsequently opened it in front of the Sumo-Ninja.
"VENGEANCE...WILL...Be...mine..." Yeah...don't think so!
Sumo-Ninja down! With the Sumo-Ninja out, time to take down Shego! A green beam was fired behind Melissa, who flipped out of the way and landed on one of the beams.
"You know what I really hate?" Shego sarcastically asked.
"When someone kidnaps your boyfriend?"
"No. When someone doesn't know when to give up..."
The energy blasts started flying, as did Melissa, who showed off the force field feature of her new battle suit, then deflected another one of Shego's blasts with the gauntlet feature.
"Oooh! 'Lissie got an upgrade!"
"Not bad, huh?"
"Yeah...but still not in my league!" Shego remarked as she slashed Melissa off the bridge, but Melissa was quick to rebound by using her battle suit's wrist grappling hook!
"Like I said..."
Shego was stunned when she saw that Melissa's battle suit could repair itself.
"WHAT?!"
"You were saying?"
As the battle raged on, Milo cheered from the sidelines.
"Go super suit honor, 'Lissa! Come on, MC! ALRIGHT!"
Uh...Sumo-Ninja right behind you! But he was no match for a jinxed teen! Milo just sucker-punched him!
"Oh, sorry dude, I...OH YEAH! MURPH-DOGG CAME TO PLAY! BOO-YAH!"
The celebration was cut short when Milo lost his pants...again. Milo lost pants count: 8.
The battle between Melissa and Shego raged on, the combatants matching each other move for move.
"Hey, Mort's cute! Once you're out of the way, maybe I'll date him..." Shego taunted. But Melissa was having none of it as she launched a flurry of punches at Shego, sending her into one of the windows before she finally fell to the ground.
"In your dreams, Shego..."
Just then, Mort came down the steps.
"Wow...didn't know you cared that much..." Mort said as Melissa ran into his arms.
"Mort!"
"Actually, here...I'M KNOWN AS SYNTHODRONE #901!" Mort revealed. HE WAS A FAKE! Mort zapped Melissa and knocked her out, prompting Milo to rush in.
"GET BACK, SYNTHO-DORK!" Milo called out, only to be stopped by Shego.
Milo and Melissa woke up in the basement of Bueno Nacho HQ, now tied up, prisoners of Drakken and Shego. Milo was looking at everything Bueno Nacho has ever done.
"Is...is this heaven?" Milo asked as Melissa woke up.
"MC, you're okay! I thought you were down for the count!"
"Why couldn't I see he was a fake?"
"Ya know, it don't get much faker than a Syntho-Drone..." then it hit Milo. "Ooooh...YOU KISSED A SYNTHO-DRONE?!"
"I never kissed him..." Melissa said, causing Milo to perk up. "...but I wanted to."
"TMI there, Melissa. So...what's the plan?"
"Milo, I...I got nothing!"
"Melissa, that's my line and what's worse...THAT'S QUITTER TALK!"
"Drakken finally won...I should've stuck to babysitting..." Melissa lamented.
"Enough with the lamenting, Melissa Sabrina Chase! Drakken did not win! HE PLAYED YOU! Now it's payback time!" Milo called out, trying to cheer up his best friend. Then something inside the jinx snapped. Something inside him told him that it was time to tell Melissa how he really felt about her. "And you know...there are guys out there that are better for you than Mort. Guys that are real, for one thing!"
"You really think there's a guy out there for me?"
"Out there...in here..."
'Milo really has a thing for me? Is this really happening?' Melissa thought. 'Took him long enough!' she added through thought before coming back to Earth. "Oh...really?"
"Sure...guys like..."
"Hi!" Chase squeaked.
'Way to ruin the moment, Chase!' Milo and Melissa thought in unison.
"Chase?"
"Chase?" Then an idea hit Melissa. "Chase, you can bust us out of here! Go into my backpack!"
"Use the lipstick!"
Uh...wrong lipstick.
"NO! The laser!"
BINGO! Chase cut Milo and Melissa free! Melissa then grabbed the Electromagnetic Scrambler from her backpack as she and Milo were freed and raced to the control room.
"BADICAL!"
"Let's roll, Milo!"
Inside the control room, the command signal was in place and was launched. Now Paris, London, Tokyo, New York, Los Angeles...every major city in the world was now overrun by Little Diablo robots.
"Nakasumi's toy design...and dear Daddy Chase's cybertronic breakthrough! And to really stick a pin in it - one made-to-order Synto-Hottie!" Drakken celebrated.
"So you really weren't making it up as you went along?" Shego asked.
"And you questioned my research..."
"The slumber party? Really?"
"Ah, but I discovered Melissa Chase's fatal flaw!" Drakken remarked before going into a lousy teen girl imitation. "Boys, boys, boys! 'Who should I go to the dance with? Who's the perfect boy?'"
Bad move, Drakken! Guess who's right in front of you! That's right...MELISSA CHASE!
"You're right, Drakken - boys, dating...it's hard. But this...is easy!" Melissa quipped as she punched Drakken into the controls.
"SHEGO!"
Round 2...FIGHT!
Melissa threw Shego onto the walls of the control room before racing up the steps to the roof of Bueno Nacho HQ while Milo distracted the Syntho-Drone.
"Syntho-dude, YOU ARE GOING DOWN!"
While Milo and the Syntho-Drone battled, Melissa made her way to the control tower and prepared to fire the Electromagnetic Scrambler, only to have it knocked out of her hands by Shego. Milo quickly raced in to grab it...
"I'M OPEN!" Milo called out, but he was intercepted by the Syntho-Drone.
"Nice try, loser..." Mort chuckled evilly. "By the way...a naked mole rat is not cool. It's gross."
This angered Milo and Chase.
"DON'T BE DISSIN' THE CHASE!" Milo called out as he tripped Mort up, causing him to drop the Scrambler, only to have it caught by Chase while Melissa and Shego battled.
"You don't know when to quit!" Shego taunted.
"Neither do you!" Kim retorted.
"Got that right!"
Milo was on the ground, pinned by Mort as Chase tossed the Electromagnetic Scrambler to the jinx.
"MC!" Milo called out, throwing the Scrambler to Melissa.
"Got it!" Melissa responded, firing the Scrambler at the control tower.
"NO!" Drakken called out.
But it was caught by Mort...
"So sorry..." Mort said condescendingly.
"You know...Chase did not appreciate that crack earlier."
"Little dude holds a grudge! And he brought help!" Milo warned. "Chase! Diogee! NOW!"
On that signal, Chase and Diogee bit Mort's feet, causing Syntho-Goo to leak out of him, which in turn, caused him to shrivel away and fall onto the control tower with Scrambler Missile in hand, shutting down Drakken's system.
As the now terminated Diablos fell from the sky, Drakken could only watch as his plan was thwarted again.
"Okay...maybe she is all that."
Drakken tried to escape, but was tripped by Milo.
"Taking over the world is one thing, but YOU RUINED BUENO NACHO! You're gonna pay!" Milo threatened with a serious look on his face.
"You can't be serious..."
"NOTE. SERIOUS. FACE!"
"Please...oh, name escapes me...I BEG OF YOU!" Drakken cowered.
"Say it! SAY MY NAME!"
"It's...ARRGH...Murphy!"
"BOO...YAH!"
Shego was also on the run, but Melissa intercepted her.
"You know what I really hate?"
"That your date melted?"
"Nah...YOU!" Melissa retorted, kicking Shego so hard that she landed right into the destroyed control tower, causing it to fall into the ground. Now Melissa stood alone, Drakken and Shego defeated and now headed to prison.
Minutes later, Drakken, Shego and their henchmen were stuffed into a prison transport.
"This is not over! Aw, this can't be over!" Drakken freaked.
"Deal with it, dude...IT'S OVER!" Milo said, closing the door to the prison transport. Melissa then got a seductive grin on her face.
"Ya know, Milo...we better hurry..." Melissa said in a soft voice.
"Hurry where?"
"You'll see!" Melissa responded cheerfully, pulling Milo along.
Back at Danville High...
...yet another coincidental news report by Gordon Gutsofanemu was playing, this time during Junior Prom!
'Thanks to teen hero Melissa Chase, the worldwide Diablo destruction is itself disabled!'
"Chase shoots, she scores!" Jeremy celebrated.
"Straight up!" Sara responded, high-fiving Jeremy and indirectly congratulating her brother, who helped in the mission.
"Can you excuse me for a minute?" Candace asked.
"Of course. Hey, while you're gone, I'll hang with Sara!"
"This pleases me..." Sara said as the doors opened, revealing her brother Milo and his best friend Melissa. Only this time, they were in prom attire and...holding hands?
"It finally happened! She's dating that jinx! MELISSA CHASE AND MILO MURPHY ARE DATING?!" Candace said, surprised as she gave an evil laugh. She thought she had finally gotten one over on her cheer rival. Instead...everyone cheered, including Milo's sister Sara, who added a 'well done, little brother!'
Just then, a slow, almost romantic-sounding song played. Milo and Melissa did nothing, so it was up to Chase and Diogee to push them together...so they did.
"Diogee, go home..." Melissa whispered, sending Diogee home. "He's not supposed to be at Junior Prom."
With Milo and Melissa now together and a slow song playing, it was time for the couple's dance...and the perfect song for Milo and Melissa.
I know we've been
friends forever
But now I think I'm feeling something totally new
And after all this time
I've opened up my eyes
and now I see
You were always with me...
Could It Be
you and I never imagined?
Could It Be
suddenly, I'm falling for you?
Could It Be
you were right here beside me
and I never knew?
Could It Be that it's true that it's you?
As the duo danced, Milo and Melissa looked into each other's eyes before finally sealing their new boyfriend/girlfriend relationship with a kiss. Outside, the Danville High marquee read one thing...THE END.
And there it is! My KP AU version of So The Drama! And I'm posting this on the exact 15th anniversary of 'Kim Possible: So The Drama'! Would you believe it's been 15 years since that movie debuted on Disney Channel? Anyway...that's it for this one! Got more in the pipeline, so stay tuned and remember...
IT'S MILO'S WORLD AND WE'RE ALL LIVING IN IT!
