The Wentz-a-lympics

Written by JaJaLoo


Plot: The guys have an Olympics style tournament in the backyard.


When 2004 Wentz Avenue gets wild, it gets crazy.

I mentioned a long time ago the neighbors hate it when they play Calvinball once a month.

But there is one day they hate even more, when the users get more rambunctious than ever.

That day is the day of the annual Wentz-a-lympics.

The Wentz-a-lympics was a competition started by Nicholas about two years after he moved in, thinking it would be a good idea.

It seemed like a good idea, until he actually put it in motion.

The fifth annual Wentz-a-lympics was the most wild of all, and that's what we will be focusing on.

This is that story.


It was the big day.

Jackson was up early, making everyone pistachio muffins with grapes on them for protein.

Of course Nemo didn't take the muffins, insisting on a protein shake.

As the guys were eating, Nicholas came in dressed in a flamboyant outfit.

"Welcome, contestants, to the fifth annual Wentz-a-lympics!" he shouted.

Everyone cheered, banging on the table.

"In about fifteen minutes, we will begin the torch passing." Nicholas said, leaving the room.

Everyone finished their breakfast, and headed for the backyard.


Wildcat picked up the torch, and passed it to Berry, who passed it to Patrick.

This went on until the torch got to Nicholas, who lit up the pedestal.

Everyone cheered.

Nicholas picked up a megaphone.

"Alright, before we begin today's events, we must say our remembrances."

Everyone's heads bowed down.

"We would like to remember James Reynolds, and the fifth annual Wentz-a-lympics will be dedicated to him."

"Amen." Jackson said.

"NOW LET'S GET TO THE SPORTS!" Nicholas shouted.

Everyone whooped and hollered.

"Now, everyone knows the events. Script writing relay race, NBA2K24 challenge, three legged onesie race, the shopping cart race, and finally, the main event, avoid the neighbors when they come rioting." Nicholas called out. "GET ON IT!"

And just like that, the Wentz-a-lympics was beginning.


The first event was the script writing relay race.

Jackson was sure to sweep the category.

Everyone was split into two teams.

Team one had Jackson, Nemo, and Berry, while the other team had Will, Patrick, and Wildcat.

Nicholas stood in front of the two contestants.

"Alright, guys. The first team to write a complete script wins the event."

"You're going down, Patrick." Jackson said.

"Maybe not." Patrick retorted.

"GO!"

With that, the two began to write.

Jackson's idea was another one of his LEGO movies.

He had conversed with Nemo and Berry and had fed him the ideas.

Once a half hour timer had hit, Jackson had written 49 pages.

"Alright, Nemo, make me proud." Jackson said.

"On it." Nemo said.

Meanwhile, Patrick had only written twenty.

"OK, move over." Wildcat said, shoving Patrick out of the chair. "Time for the real screenwriting champ to take over."

"You can't compete with Jackson." Will said. "He's a machine, do you see how many scripts he pounds out? DAILY?"

"Yeah, good point." Patrick added.

Half an hour later, Nemo finished with 36 pages.

Wildcat only had 3 done, because he was busy "brainstorming."

Will shoved him out of his seat, angrily, as Berry took the other chair.

By the time the timer finished, Berry wrote 34 pages, and Will wrote 38.

"Alright. The totals are: Team One wrote 119 pages, and Team Two wrote...yikes. 61 pages. Guess Team One wins!"

Team Two groaned.

Will glared at Wildcat, who stuck his tongue out in response.

Soon, Jackson was given a gold medal, as he wrote the most pages.

Will got a silver, and Nemo got bronze.


The Xbox powered on, and the latest installment in the NBA2K series was placed in.

Patrick and Berry were placed in front of the TV, and they selected a 1 on 1 challenge.

"Alright." Nicholas said. "Are you ready?"

Patrick and Berry nodded.

"Then, BASKETBALL!"

After choosing their players, they entered the tournament.

Berry took an early lead.

Then Patrick broke out his secret weapon.

Mountain Dew.

Anytime Patrick drinks some Mountain Dew when playing video games, he goes full out crazy.

Patrick was somehow able to hit several three pointers in a row, causing him to win.

"HA HA! I WIN!"

Berry threw the controllers down in disgust.

Patrick received a gold medal, and Berry got a silver.


The next event was the three legged onesie challenge.

It's as crazy as it sounds.

Representing Team One was Jackson and Nemo, dressed in a dinosaur onesie and tiger onesie, respectively.

On the other side was Will and Wildcat, dressed in a skeleton and wildcat onesie.

Nicholas stood on the other side of the raceway, holding a flag.

"Alright, ON YOUR MARK! GET SET! GO!" he shouted.

And they started.

Jackson and Nemo had more experience with the Wentz-a-lympics, so they were off to a lead.

Will and Wildcat made it halfway through the course, until they tripped.

"That does it." Wildcat said, untying himself.

"What are you doing?" Will asked.

"Winning."

Wildcat took off running to the end of the course, and crossed the finish line.

But Nicholas noticed this, and blew his whistle.

"Due to Wildcat's unworthy actions, he has been disqualified, and Team One wins!"

Will groaned.

Jackson and Nemo shared a gold medal.


The next event was the shopping cart race across town.

Nemo had gone out and stolen two shopping carts from Safeway.

Jackson sat in the basket, Berry was on the sides, and Nemo was pushing.

Otherwise, Patrick was in the basket, Will was on the sides, and Wildcat was pushing.

Nicholas stood in front of them.

"Alright, due to Team Two's disqualification in the last event, Team One will get a five second headstart!" he shouted. "GO!"

And Team One took off.

Five seconds later, Team Two took off.

Wildcat was pretty fast, and he was able to catch up to Team One.

"They're gaining!" Berry said.

"Break out the weapons!" Jackson said.

Berry smirked and pulled out a Nerf gun.

He opened fire at the other cart, nailing Wildcat.

"Open fire!" Wildcat shouted at Will, who pulled out another gun.

They had made it into downtown.

It was rush hour, and somehow they were able to avoid all the cars.

They went through the drive thru at McDonald's, stopping to order some food.

They raced through the aisles at Target, with Team One snatching some beads.

Team Two avoided the beads by going down a separate aisle.

Both teams went through a checkout aisle, skidding out of the store.

Next up was a concrete ditch.

Nemo jumped onto the back of the cart, with it sliding down into a pipe.

Team Two did the same thing, and they were soon neck and neck.

Will and Berry were both equipped with a pool noodle they stole from Target, and they were jousting.

They had come around on Wentz Avenue again.

But before one team could reach the finish line, both shopping carts collided with each other, sending every team member flying.

Patrick and Jackson both touched the finish line at the same time.

Nicholas watched this.

"It's a tie?" he asked, shocked.

Everyone groaned.

"Great." Nemo said. "Who's gonna win now?"

Suddenly, a whole bunch of people surrounded the users.

"Whoever can escape the neighbors the longest." Nicholas said, dropping his megaphone and taking off.

The users did the same thing, to escape the horde of angry neighbors.

And all was well with the wiki again.


CAST

NMMacc18 - Nicholas

JaJaLoo - Jackson

NLG343 - Nemo

ElectricSupernova - Will

Pjdem06 - Patrick

StrayberryFilling - Berry

NotWildcat - Wildcat


Next episode: Happy Nothing at All! - The guys celebrate two episodes ago, when nothing happened. (SEASON FINALE!)