+Neethime 9:17 am

i miss lancer

+IrishDog 9:34 am

in reply to +Neethime

I'm not dead!

+Neethime 9:37 am

Sometimes I can still hear his voice


+Neethime 12:29 pm

people knock on my door like I'm gonna answer it

+SheroOfJustice 12:32 pm

in reply to +Neethime

YOU LOCKED ME OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE

+Neethime 12:34 pm

in reply to +SheroOfJustice

I'm definitely not answering the door if they start yelling like a lil bitch

+Neethime 1:53 pm

Okay, why are the police here? Wtf which one of you losers SWATTED ME?

+SuzuChan 1:56 pm

in reply to +Neethime

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES, SUP BITCH

+Neethime 2:07 pm

in reply to +SuzuChan

Who the fuck let the hyena in?

+SheroOfJustice 2:15 pm

in reply to +Neethime

Ummm well she came by when I was waiting for you to let me in. we started talking, took a walk around the neighborhood, some... other things, so I kinda HAD to invite her in for dinner, you know?

+Neethime 2:17pm

in reply to +SheroOfJustice

YOU FUCKING JUSTICE THOT STOP BEING A DAMN HAREM PROTAGONIST

+ThotRider 2:18 PM

what's the tea the girls are FIGHTIIIING

Trending: #NeethimeIsOverParty

+SuzuChan 2:21pm

in reply to +Neethime

Listen hiki princess just bc ur boring af and jelly he wont fuck w u doesnt mean u can throw that kinda shade, really not a good look tbh


+SuzuChan 4:00 pm

+SheroOfJustice Babe! It's 4pm, time for your sword boning!

+SheroOfJustice 4:01 pm

in reply to +SuzuChan

yes honey


+OnceAndBorgarKing 6:32 pm

switching masters to caster, get rekt +SheroOfJustice

+SheroOfJustice 6:35 pm

in reply to +OnceAndBorgarKing

NO SABER YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT WTFFFF

+OnceAndBorgarKing 6:39 pm

in reply to +SheroOfJustice

hrrrrr sword goes swish

+Neethime 6:54 pm

in reply to +OnceAndBorgarKing

+SuzuChan wait who tf is this bitch, arent you the saber this war?

+SuzuChan 6:57 pm

in reply to +Neethime and +OnceAndBorgarKing

nah hime im just a hot and sexy transfer student lookin for love idk why you thought I was here to fight lmao

+ThotRider 7:03 pm

in reply to +SuzuChan

hell yeah best club ever, wanna go fuck w/ some high school kids tomorrow?

+SuzuChan 7:06 pm

in reply to +ThotRider

girl if you wanna fk w some1, lemme tell you about this monk kid

+SheroOfJustice 7:08 pm

+Issei ISSEI YOU HAVE TO RUN

+Issei has turned off his location

+ThotRider 7:10 pm

+IrishDog, fetch.


+ThotRider 4:43 pm

guys my dog ran away last night, if anyone has seen him pls let me know

+SheroOfJustice 4:51 pm

in reply to +ThotRider

WAIT DID LANCER RUN AWAY WITH MY BOYFRIEND

+KissTheCook 4:52 pm

in reply to +ThotRider and +SheroOfJustice

WAIT DID THE MONK BRAT RUN AWAY WITH MY BOYFRIEND

+Neethime 4:55 pm

this is so sad alexa play last stardust


+SheroOfJustice 3:49 pm

Excuse me, may I talk to the manager? +EnmaPavillionOfficial

+EnmaPavillionOfficial 3:54 pm

in reply to +SheroOfJustice

Manager speaking, is there a problem?

+SheroOfJustice 3:55 pm

in reply to +EnmaPavillionOfficial

My servant says you hurt her feelings

+EnmaPavillionOfficial 3:56 pm

in reply to +SheroOfJustice

I hurt your servant's feelings? How?

+SheroOfJustice 3:57 pm

in reply to +EnmaPavillionOfficial

Because you told her to "kill herself and reincarnate as a better cook"

+EnmaPavillionOfficial 3:59 pm

in reply to +SheroOfJustice

My sincerest apologies. Will you please tell her that I meant it?


+SuzuChan 5:46 pm

White Day represent! Guess who's + shopping arcade getting all the games bought for her?

That rite, +Neethime. I got ur man, bat bitch.

+Neethime 5:55 pm

in reply to +SuzuChan

Lmao have fun when he throws himself off a balcony tryna save a kid's balloon

+SuzuChan 7:34 pm

in reply to +Neethime

doesnt matter had sex


+Neethime 2:34 pm

why has nobody ever made a collab of the EMIYA theme and Megalovania

+KissTheCook 2:36 pm

in reply to +Neethime

The what theme?

+Neethime 2:37 pm

in reply to +KissTheCook

oh shit you didn't know? nvm

+KissTheCook 2:38 pm

in reply to +Neethime

No, tell me. What the hell are you talking about?

+KissTheCook 2:45 pm

in reply to +Neethime

I'm coming over.

+Neethime 2:46 pm

in reply to +KissTheCook

FUCK


+Neetime 6:56 pm

+KissTheCook you'd be a lot less anal if you let the supercomputer be your boss instead. no takesies backsies you dumb bitch

+KissTheCook 7:15 pm

in reply to +Neethime

I have done nothing to deserve the completely unprovoked attacks I see every single time I open up this alaya-damned app.

+Neethime 7:42 pm

+KissTheCook yo aren't you like this bc you didn't get laid in your route

+Neethime 7:43 pm

+KissTheCook does that make you some kind of incel


+Neethime 3:19 pm

I'm so hype for this new smash character really hoping that Shiki (Ryougi of course Tohno sucks ass) finally gets her time to shine

+SuzuChan 3:24 pm

in reply to +Neethime

mind if I go smash with your Master for a bit?

jk already did

+Neethime 3:25 pm

in reply to +SuzuChan

yeah? was he any good? fuckin shotacon

+SuzuChan 3:31 pm

in reply to +Neethime

sorry what was that? couldn't hear you over the sound of your man under me


+Neethime 7:41 am

MY FUCKIN MASTER IS MAKING ME WALK WITH HIM TO SCHOOL OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

+Neethime 7:42 am

this isn't fucking awkward at all nope, just me, master, and the kicked puppy face on thicc purple over there

+Neethime 7:43 am

if you were hoping to take his v-card you are way late to that party hun big oof for you


+Neethime 6:47 pm

please boss im begging you not fish for dinner again

+ThiccPurple 6:48 pm

in reply to +Neethime

every day until you like it, bitch (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)


+Neethime 4:34 pm

sometimes i wish i can be more than an accessory in this war, but unfortunately as a gamer i don't get respect

+Tamako 4:37 pm

in reply to +Neethime

well,,,i'm not a gamer. maybe they'll respect me?

+Neethime 4:40 pm

in reply to +Tamako

that just makes you a beta cuck


+Neethime 3:01 am

i want to pee in the clock tower hq

+Neethime 3:03 am

i just wanna...piss on it...

+Neethime 3:04 am

find the nearest lord and get em nice and,,,,you know,,,psssssss

+Neethime 3:07 am

you feel me, right +SuzuChan? you get where i'm coming from, right?

+Neethime 3:11 am

its like im ...marking territory. it belongs to ME

when i do it


+Neethime 8:09 pm

well it's been 19 hours and i still feel the same way

+SuzuChan 8:11 pm

in reply to +Neethime

you still wanna piss on a clock tower lord?

+Neethime 8:12 pm

in reply to +SuzuChan

yes suzuka thank you for reading my drunken ramblings about peeing in the clock tower

+SuzuChan 8:14 pm

in reply to +Neethime

listen I can get you to the clock tower

+Neethime 8:16 pm

in reply to +SuzuChan

finally...

i can release my true powers...

+SuzuChan 8:17 pm

in reply to +Neethime

I know you've been holding it in for so long

+KissTheCook 8:17 pm

in reply to +Neethime and +SuzuChan

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT

+SuzuChan 8:18 pm

in reply to +KissTheCook and +Neethime

fucking your master and peeing on a clock tower lord, because, you know, what else do you do on a saturday night?

+Neethime 8:19 pm

in reply to +KissTheCook and +SuzuChan

i peed on your master archer that means she's mine now, that's the holy grail law

+KissTheCook 8:19 pm

in reply to +Neethime and +SuzuChan

WHAT

WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT

WHAT


+KissTheCook 9:00 pm

I've come to make an announcement: Osakabehime is a bitch-ass motherfucker.

+Neethime 9:01 pm

in reply to +KissTheCook

oh no you are NOT plagiarizing me justice slut


+Neethime 4:45 am

thnx to my presence concealment, i placed origami in every crevice of that toesucker mansion #pranked


+Neethime 3:24 am

Holy fucking shit just finger blasted way too hard to this recording of that gold archer's laughter i dunno why but its SO FUCKIN HOT

+BlushingBride 3:45 am

in reply to +Neethime

You do realize he's the guy you did a joe mama joke at and then blocked right

Also I need my effects back. Silk is not cheap

+Neethime 3:47 am

in reply to +BlushingBride

I WANT TO BANG HIM DO YOU THINK HE'D SAY YES

+Neethime 3:48 am

in reply to +BlushingBride

NO THEY'RE MINE NOW MEDEA

+Neethime 3:51 am

HEY +BlushingBride

video attachment of Osakabehime wearing them on her face and chugging sake through them

+BlushingBride 3:53 am

I feel like I should be angry but… save some sake for me im coming over


+Neethime 5:43 pm

ay +SheroOfJustice whats jaguar man doing here?

+SheroOfJustice 5:45 pm

in reply to +Neethime

That's Taiga. Who's jaguar man?

+Neethime 5:47 pm

in reply to +SheroOfJustice

...nvm grail war cancelled i gotta abort this mission bye-onara


+Neethime 6:05 pm

Hey +Jagwaa whats ur size? asking for a friend

+Jagwaa 6:15 pm

how to turn down creeps online

+Jagwaa 6:16 pm

shit this isnt google


I'm not sure what to say. This is, again, the fault of my Discord server and their inability to let go of Hime memes. Okay, maybe I'm a bit to blame as well. You can join us with the invite code GkXXAYE. Hope to see you soon.

Thanks to nd7878 for organizing this entire chapter.

Your ending theme... aw, fuck it. Just go watch the Sonic fandubs made by SnapCube on Youtube. They're all really great.

Thanks for reading.