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Smallville Courtney will be called Stargirl while Arrowverse Courtney will be called Courtney.

Chaos Sorcerer: Thanks for the review. Me neither. Glad Brainy gave you a laugh. Yes, she better be. Yes, it was obvious. And imagine Snart proposing- "Would you like to spend your life in a canary cage with me for all eternity?" Yes me too. No kidding, some people are sick. No kidding, such stories where characters are made gay for no reason at all other than nonsense romances piss me off. Ethan doesn't have balls, he has globes. Yes, some men are too lucky. Glad you enjoyed that story, and glad Thanos running off in tears was gold. How is an indestructible Tom Cruise face a curse? It is a boon. Thanks a lot for the help against Guest, as always, and while all your points are 100% right, it is obvious the moron won't listen. I have no idea what he smokes, and what this moron thinks of my warnings. Oh, so now you have blessed me to use Nicolas Cage. Thanks a lot for that. And now that you have given your blessing, how can I not use him? *Grins* Agreed on the JSAs. Thanks for the review on 'You are terminated' too. Yes, the Terminator, Arrowverse's secret hero. With Iris though, with how bad she got, I am sure she was rotten from the start, just restrained, while the others got ruined later. LOL on Dinah's redemption, XD! I think she should do that now. Back then, he wasn't a meta, though I don't see him healing from this. You're right, I could have blown up James now that you say it, and Kendra and Carter too. Was thinking of Evelyn too but she would be too young right now so I couldn't go through with her. Terminator killing the Anti-Monitor would be a delight. Well, watch them, as they are masterpieces. Enjoy the chapter.

Agent N: Thanks for the review. Glad it was awesome. Yes, they were superior. Oh no kidding. Non-cannon gay ships are stupid IMO. Thanks a lot for the help against Guest too. Oh don't worry, I have just the right person in mind to punish this asshole, though thanks for the offer. And thanks so much for finding us three the best authors on here. It means a lot. Thank you, you too.

Guest 1: Thanks for the review. Originally there were 2 more after this, but one more got added.

Guest 2: Thanks for the review and title suggestion. Probably one Season per story. And yes, I have such moments in comics too. Ever since I have seen the Daredevil TV series, whenever I read a Daredevil comic, I imagine the actors from the shows saying the lines when I read 'em. It just fits.

Chapter 45- Old school superheroes

"And we are back once more for a big fight", Wade said as he jumped down from the roof to the podium of the stage while waving at everyone, who waved back and applauded for him. "Last time we were here, the Smallville Legion was showing the Arrowverse Legion why they are the better and more comic accurate ones."

All laughed and applauded as they remembered while Wade said. "This time, it is the two Justice Societies of America that will clash."

All applauded hysterically as Wade said. "So on one side, we have the Justice Society of America from Smallville. This version operated in the 70s, but were eventually forced off the streets by Amanda Waller and Checkmate, with many of the members suffering because of it. In 'Absolute Justice' of Season 9, one of the best episodes of Smallville, Sylvester Pemberton tracked down the new team on the block, and asked for their help before Icicle Jr. murdered him in revenge for daddy dearest. Their investigations led Clark and Chloe to discover the JSA via an old tape, which was just epic to look at. They later met Carter Hall, Kent Nelson and Sylvester's apprentice Courtney Whitmore, who were hostile at first, mostly Carter and Courtney. Later, Icicle Jr. attacked Courtney again until Oliver saved her, while Fate took way Clark to their museum, where Clark saw several items belonging to the older members, and a mural of them all on a wall, which is among the most epic scenes of Smallville ever. After that, Clark, Chloe, Oliver and John Jones convinced the JSA to team up with them at last. Dr. Fate managed to restore J'onn's power, but Icicle killed him, which is among the stupidest things to happen in the show. The second stupidest moment in my opinion."

"UUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" The entire audience went too in disgust.

"Anyway, after that, the two united teams took down Icicle Jr. who was wearing the Helmet of Nabu, and Oliver and Carter became frenemies", Wade said. "In Season 10, when Oliver was attacked by a mob of people after revealing his identity, Carter and Courtney defended him before deciding to help out the League against the VRA. Carter was eventually killed by Slade and an explosion and all the heroes were captured at his funeral, until Chloe and the Suicide Squad rescued them. The JSA was ended, but its legacy lived on, and in the Season 11 comics, after being inspired by Bart's sacrifice, Jay Garrick became a mentor to the young superhero group known as the Titans."

All applauded hysterically as an image of the JSA mural appeared on the screen, with Wade saying. "This team consisted of many members, though few of them actually appeared on the screen. For this round, the team consists of- Hawkman, Doctor Fate, Star-Spangled Kid, Stargirl, Sandman and Flash aka Jay Garrick."

All applauded hysterically again before Wade said. "On the other side, we have the Justice Society of America from Legends of Tomorrow in Arrowverse. This version operated during the World War II in the 40s, with a telephone where the President himself called them. So their base of operations resembled the classic comics in a way. In Season 2, the Legends encountered them and had their asses handed to them, after which they explained how they had met a future version of Hourman. When they left, Hourman was murdered by Thawne and Amaya snuck into the Waverider, deciding to join the Legends to defeat the Legion of Doom. They did meet the members during their time travel missions. They met Obsidian in 1987, who was retired, and he helped out against the bad guys during that time. In the year 3000, Dr. Mid-Nite was murdered by Thawne who took his piece of the spear. In 507, Courtney Whitmore aka Stargirl used her piece of the spear to create Camelot, becoming Merlin herself, and she is one of the three surviving members. In 1970, Commander Steel had his piece of the spear, though he died during a mission with the Legends. Amaya continued working with the Legends till the end of Season 3 after which she finally returned to Zambesi. And that is it for Arrowverse JSA."

All applauded as a promotional image of the Arrowverse JSA appeared, with Wade saying. "So this team consists of Hourman, Commander Steel, Obsidian, Dr. Mid-Nite, Vixen and Stargirl."

All applauded before Wade said. "Let the round begin."


In the JSA museum, the 40s Society burst in as the 70s Society stood there, prepared for them.

"We knew you would come for the round", Dr. Fate said.

"We are here to say that our JSA is better, as we existed in the 40s, and our base was like the classic version", Hourman said.

"And we played parts in the plots of episodes", Commander Steel said.

"And you died while you were at it", Hawkman said to Commander Steel, Mid-Nite and Hourman. "We may have operated in the 70s, but we were much more well-known, popular and beloved characters."

"Not to mention we got to be in one of the best episodes and story arcs of Smallville, that is 'Absolute Justice'", Sylvester added.

"But the villain was D-Grade", Amaya said. "It is stupid that Icicle of all people posed a threat to you lot."

"And he even killed you Dr. Fate", Mid-Nite said to Fate.

"Agreed, not my best moment", Fate said.

"But we still had better plot lines than you, and we weren't forgotten after a Season and not done dirty", Stargirl said.

"But you were killed by that pathetic General Wilson", Obsidian said to Hawkman.

"It wasn't just but an explosion too. And I died a heroic death", Hawkman told them.

"And our JSA didn't die completely or wasn't scattered", Jay said. "And we still played a part in the story. There was Abigail Hunkel in the Season 11 comics, who gave Lex a good earful. And Courtney became part of Titans, with me being their mentor."

"So we were better", Hawkman concluded.

"Attack!" Hourman commanded. But before any of them could, Jay sped around, knocking out Steel, Mid-Nite, Obsidian and Courtney while Carter flew into the air and hit Amaya, knocking her down as well as Stargirl smacked her face with her staff, knocking her out.

Hourman looked around in shock as an Ankh appeared next to Dr. Fate who said. "Fate has decreed you shall not win."

And then he fired a portal at Hourman, sending him away.

"We are the victors", Hawkman said in a growl as all laughed happily.


"Well, like always, this was kind of obvious", Wade said as all applauded. "While Arrowverse JSA was actually pretty good, Smallville JSA is still the better one due to better done characters and plot lines. Scoreboard!"

Smallville: 28

Arrowverse: 15

"And Smallville gets another one", Wade said as all applauded. "Now before we go, I have to make good on my threat from last chapter."

All applauded hysterically as Wade went backstage and returned, dragging a bound and gagged idiot too.

Throwing him down carelessly, Wade said. "So as you all know, this moron left a shitty review just as Aragorn posted the previous chapter."

Wade ripped out the gag, making Guest scream in pain as Wade bitch-slapped him before saying. "REPEAT YOUR BULLSHIT!"

"Rasict hypocrite! Seen the reviews you left Phillipe363's stories phrasing River Song when her marriage to the Doctor future knowledge! Same issue you take with WestAllen. River Song has put the universe in danger because she couldn't live without The Doctor. Guess that does not matter since she's white. Unlike Iris who you hate for her skin color", Guest repeated word to word.

Wade looked at him for a few seconds, then laughed hysterically, with the audience laughing alongside him.

"Okay, what is 'rasict?' I have never heard of that word. Please tell me! Tell me!" Wade said as he got into Guest's face, who burst into tears. "And Aragorn's issue isn't WestAllen being married in the future, but Iris using it as an excuse to get with Barry. And Aragorn isn't the biggest fan of how weirdly Moffat wrote River Song, but he enjoys how Phillipe363 writes her you delusional moron."

All laughed again as Wade said. "And have you read how Aragorn treats Erik Brooks aka Blade in his stories? He is a total badass, doing badass stuff and taking no shit from anyone. Or how he does Luke Cage, who is also a tough one? Or his treatment of Storm, who is treated like the two Weather Queen? Or Black Panther? Or Smallville and Arrowverse J'onn? Or Fury? Especially Fury actually. See, the guy loves Nick Fury, Storm, Blade, Luke Cage, Martian Manhunter, Black Panther, War Machine, and even Captain Raymond Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, who let me remind you is both black and gay. But you, you are stuck on one very, very toxic character who happens to be black, and that blinds you to the fact that you are the racists while the others whom you harass don't care in the least bit about anyone's skin color!"

All applauded hysterically in agreement as they stood up while Guest was in tears.

"Now", Wade said. "Aragorn may be a moron, but he is still my friend, which is why you needed to hear all this."

Then Wade cut off his restraints. "Go now."

The embarrassed Guest got up and started staggering away, looking between Wade and the back stage. He looked at Wade for a few seconds and turned around-

Only to see Nicolas Cage standing in his way, giving a toothed grin and shaking his head hysterically.

"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!" Guest screamed hysterically in fear as he fell to the floor in horror.

Getting to his feet, Guest begged. "Please, forgive me."

"Well", Cage said. "It's, just, too, late, Guest."

"Why is it too late?" Guest asked as he gulped.

"It's too late, Guest", Nicolas said.

"It's not too late!" Guest protested indignantly.

Nicolas started shaking his head as he slowly marched towards Guest. "Too late. Too late!"

Backing off in horror, Guest protested with tears in his eyes. "It's not too late! It's not too late!"

Shaking his head hysterically, Nicolas started saying in a sing-song voice. "Too late! Too late! Too late! Too late!"

"STAY AWAY!" Guest screamed as he started running while all laughed and applauded hysterically at the scene.

"TOO LATE GUEST!" Nicolas screamed before shaking his hands hysterically. "IT'S ALL TOO LATE GUEST!"

"STAY AWAY!" Guest screamed as he ran, only to trip on a box as he fell down while all laughed again.

Guest looked at the box and out of curiosity, opened it, only to find a bunny inside, which he took out, making the audience gasp.

"Shouldn't have done that", Wade said.

"Put the bunny…..back in the box", Nicolas said as Guest looked at him, frozen in fear.

Before Guest could react, Nicolas said again. "Put…..the bunny….back in the box."

Before Guest could do anything, Cage suddenly grabbed him, making him scream in horror. "Why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box?"

He threw Guest down and screamed. "HI-FUCKING-YA!"

And then he gave Guest a karate chop, making him scream in pain as his neck turned at an odd angle, though he was still alive.

Cage then said to him. "I want to take your face... off."

His eyes widened in horror as the audience applauded while Cage said. "Eyes, nose, skin, teeth. It's coming off."

"NOOOOOOOO! PLLLLLEEEEASSSEEEEEE! NOOOOOOOOO!" Guest screamed, begging for mercy.

Nicolas then took out a jar, inside which were several bees. There was a tiny hole in the jar. Cage took out some kind of straw, fitting it in the hole, with the other side pointed at Guest's face.

And then the bees flew through the straw on Guest's face, brutally stinging his face as he fell down, screaming and crying in pain while the audience laughed at his misery and applauded.

Nicolas screamed hysterically. "OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN YOUR EYES! YOUR EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!"

The audience continued laughing as the bees finished stinging Guest and flew back into the jar which Cage shut before saying to the badly wounded Guest. "Now I'm going to take your face…..off!"

"OH GOD NO!" He screamed but Cage took out a knife and slowly took his stung face off as he screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

And then Cage took off his face, ending him as he held it up like a trophy while all applauded.

Looking at the dead Guest, Cage said to Wade. "Shoot him again... His soul's still dancing."

"With pleasure", Wade said as he shot the dead Guest while Cage moved away.

Looking back at the audience, Cage held up the face and gave a toothed grin while shaking his head hysterically, making all applaud hysterically before he finally went off.

"And that's the end of it", Wade said as all laughed and applauded again. "Next time, it is finally the two Justice Leagues that will battle each other."

All applauded hysterically as Wade said. "Until next time."


And done.

Arrowverse JSA was pretty good, but I prefer Smallville JSA.

Hope everyone enjoyed and see you all next time where the two Justice Leagues clash at last. Until then, stay safe from the coronavirus ya all!