Happy Nothing at All! (SEASON FINALE!)

Written by JaJaLoo


Plot: The guys celebrate two episodes ago, when nothing happened. Also, Patrick reveals a secret about the company.


Nothing extraordinary had ever happened at 2004 Wentz Avenue.

That is, until January of 2023, when the adventures first happened.

Ever since then, there had been countless fights, pranks, schemes, and plenty of mishaps.

But no one knew it was being filmed.

When January of 2023 rolled around, Patrick had hired a camera crew to come and document the daily misadventures of the house.

Surprisingly, NO ONE noticed the cameras.

And today, Patrick was going to reveal it to everyone.

This is that story.


One night, Patrick was up late, on the phone with the head cameraman.

"Alright, so you're going to come in tomorrow? Sounds good, Jerry. See you then."

Patrick hung up and walked to his desk, where his light was on.

"Alright, now to have Jackson create another party playlist, and Nemo to buy more snacks, especially my Coca-Cola." he said to himself.

He chuckled, and went downstairs.


Needless to say, no one at the house was expecting several balloons and decorations.

But when everyone came down to see Patrick cooking breakfast in a shower of bright colors, they were surprised.

"What is this?" Nicholas asked.

"We're having a celebration tonight!" Patrick yelled, serving pancakes to each user.

Everyone looked at him in confusion.

"As far as I know," Jackson noted. "It's not anyone's birthdays."

"But mine's coming up." Berry said.

"Well, we're celebrating two weeks ago!" Patrick said.

Once again, looks of confusion all around.

"But nothing happened." Nemo said.

"No, Will and Nemo went to a KidzBop concert and Nicholas and Jackson went into hiding."

"Not moments to celebrate." Will said.

"Doesn't matter, it happened, and we're celebrating." Patrick ordered. "Assignments! Jackson, get another playlist going. Nemo, buy a bunch of snacks, emphasis on Coca-Cola. Will, design light shows. Berry and Wildcat, invite some people we know. WE'RE GOING ALL OUT!"

"Can I have my band perform?" Jackson asked.

"Yeah, yeah, anything will work." Patrick said. "Now, get going!"


Inside Jackson's room, he and his clones were performing a cover of The Adventure by Angels and Airwaves.

They stopped mid-song.

"Alright." Jackson said. "Drummer, great work, but tighten it up a bit."

The drummer nodded.

"Bassist, don't know what's going on, but killer bass grooves. Alright, let's take it from the top."

And they started performing again.


Nemo had taken to the King Soopers (because Safeway was still mad at him for stealing their shopping carts for the Wentz-a-lympics.) to get the food.

"So, Patrick said, emphasis on Coca-Cola. Don't know what that means, but I believe stash on the soda." he said to himself.

With that, Nemo grabbed three big cases of Coca-Cola.

"Now for the snacks that all of us like..."

Nemo skidded to the chips aisle and threw in several party size bags.

He did the same thing with the candy aisle.


Will was sitting at his desk, with some blueprints.

"So, for some reason Patrick wants me to make a light show." he said. "I don't know anything about lights."

So, he drew some random patterns.

"Good enough." Will said, walking to the garage.

Nemo had some strobelites that he used to attempt to convert it to an invention.

Will grabbed them, and programmed them to match his random patterns.


Patrick was currently on the phone.

"Hi, yes, do you sell bouncy castles?" he asked. "You do? Great. I would like to place an order of a bouncy house delivered to 2004 Wentz Avenue. Yes, ring it up, this will be on MasterCard." Patrick said, holding up Nicholas' credit card.

As soon as he hung up, Berry and Wildcat walked into the room.

"Bad news, Patrick." Berry said.

"What's up?" Patrick asked.

"No one accepted the invitations." Wildcat replied.

Patrick slammed his fist into the coffee table in frustration.

"NO! Does this mean we have to do this party BY OURSELVES?!"

Berry and Wildcat nodded simultaneously.

"OK, Operation Stick it to Nemo's Friends is a go." Patrick said through gritted teeth.

Berry and Wildcat walked away to help Nemo, who had just gotten the groceries home.

As they did that, Patrick walked to the camera.

"Alright, guys. I need you to document this party as the most epic party you've ever seen, and send it off to every celebrity that Nemo is friends with so they can see what a good time they missed." he instructed them.

"Um, will we reveal ourselves?" the cameraman asked.

"YES! Don't get antsy!" Patrick yelled, running away.


Nicholas and Patrick saw the bouncy castle being blown up in the backyard.

"Why do we even have a bouncy house if no one's showing up?" Nicholas asked.

"Well, so we can stick it to Nemo's friends." Patrick replied.

Nicholas sighed.

"Ever think you go crazy sometimes, Patrick?"

Patrick popped open a can of Coca-Cola, and sipped it.

"Nope." he answered, walking inside.

Nicholas watched him, and then looked at the bouncy castle.

He then took off his shoes and went inside.


Nemo had just finished laying the snacks on the kitchen table.

"Alright, Patrick. The snacks are ready to go." Nemo said.

Patrick walked in and stuck his hand in a bowl of Ruffles.

"Nice work, Nemo."

The sounds of an amp getting plugged in echoed through the house.

Nemo and Patrick covered their ears.

"Sorry." Jackson called from the living room.

"Forgiven!" Patrick called, taking another sip from his soda.


Pretty soon, the party was in full swing.

Jackson and his clones were performing Down by 311.

Nicholas and Berry were sipping sodas, talking about life.

Nemo and Will decided to go to the bouncy castle.

Patrick was no doubt enjoying this.

He motioned for the cameraman to follow him.

They both walked into the bathroom.

"Alright, Jerry. This is the moment of truth." Patrick said. "At 1:00 today, I shall call out your name, and you and the crew will reveal yourself."

"Yeah, sure, buddy." Jerry said. "When are we getting paid?"

"YOU'LL DO IT FOR FREE, AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!"

Wildcat knocked on the door.

"Who are you yelling at, Patrick?" he shouted through the door. "I gotta take a whiz, I've drinken fifteen Coca-Cola's."

"Those are my sodas." Patrick grumbled as he exited the bathroom.


After Jackson's clones finished up a cover of Schism by Tool, Patrick took the microphone.

"Gentlemen and gentlemen." he said, into the microphone. "It is 1:00. And now I am going to reveal two things about why we had this party."

"Well, make it snappy." Will said. "I need to go back to bouncing."

"First off, I can tell you we are not celebrating two episodes ago, that's stupid. I just wanted an excuse to drink more Coca-Cola." Patrick said.

"I mean, I can see that." Jackson said, holding up his thirteenth soda.

"I need my Coca-Cola, dude." Patrick said.

"Get to the point." Nemo grumbled.

"Second off," Patrick finished. "All these adventures we had, from almost killing each other, fighting over a fish, room trespassing, stories about how we joined, letters almost kicking us out, cutting unruly hair, singing competitions, field trips, becoming superheroes, revealing a fake inspector, countless pranks, wild parties, pranks disguised as desserts, nuking other wikis, trying to get girlfriends, lashing out at parents, getting a dog, going on crazy vacations, robbing banks, fibbing about diseases, users dying, mini-golfing, screwing up exams, faking deaths, taking down industries, and sports tournaments that get neighbors mad."

"We've had a lot of adventures." Wildcat said. "Get to the point."

"You guys knew about this, but did you know that all of it was FILMED? Come on out, Jerry."

Suddenly, an entire camera crew came out of every corner.

All the users gasped.

"Wait, you filmed us without our permission?" Nicholas asked, angrily. "Block room, now."

"Now, hold on." Jackson said. "We're going on TV?"

Patrick and the camera crew nodded.

"All is forgiven." Jackson said.

Nicholas sighed.

"Fine." he said. "You can stay around until further notice."

Patrick cheered, jumping off the stage.

"YES! And, according to them, we're a hit! We can go for another season!" he shouted

Everyone looked at the camera.

"Well, in that case..." Nicholas said. "See you next season."


CAST

NMMacc18 - Nicholas

JaJaLoo - Jackson

NLG343 - Nemo

ElectricSupernova - Will

Pjdem06 - Patrick

StrayberryFilling - Berry

NotWildcat - Wildcat


Coming up next: A bonus chapter with some rarities and oddities.