Chapter 13 - sleepy bear
It has been 5 months after the festival incident, Rengar and Volibear made up and are moving on from the misunderstanding, They don't hide their love, but Rengar would rather not be over-affectionate in front of their friends as eh was still easily embarrassed. Things where going smoothly as usual, until it started snowing. The cold season came in full force, Rengar himself wasn't at all affected by the cold, he was okay with it, but he noticed something strange about Volibear, he was acting strange, He was eating more and drinking a lot more, like a lot more. In just a few weeks he went from his usual 6 pack to a musclegut, Rengar didn't mind this however, while he'd rather die than admit it, he thought the bear was cute with a gut. If Volibear ever found out about Rengar's new attraction he's exploit it to hell and back.
Rengar decided to finally ask his "bearfriend" what was going on. He didn't have to look for long, as he walked into Volibear he saw what he expected, the bear was stuffing his face. Rengar could make out two giant cooked mackerels, A porkchop with a side of vegetables , and a giant mug of what Rengar assumed to be beer. He was wolfing it all down so fast, rengar was scared he wasn't chewing and would choke.
Volibear finally noticed rengar was there and greeted with a bear hug, If Rengar was an ordinary human, his spine would probably be crushed, but Rengar was well used to this kind of pressure.
'So rengo, what brings you today, wanted to spend time with your teddy bear?" he teased to no affect. "No, I came to ask what's going on with you." Rengar asked getting to the point. Volibear stopped his eating and looked at Rengar with a confused look. "Umm...What do you mean?" he asked confused. Rengar was a little agitated at the question, "You know what i'm talking about, all of this!" rengar said motioning to the food the bear was eating. "OH that, well I need to eat if i'm gonna hibernate. Voli explained "What!" Rengar asked shocked. This caught Volibear off guard, "Yeah, I may be a demigod, but i'm still a bear." he said chewing the steak. Rengar was trying to wrap his head around all of this, he couldn't imagine sleeping for months straight.
"Are you actually gonna be asleep for months without waking?" Rengar asked shocked that Volibear never mentioned it. "Well no, I might get hungry again and wake up for a bit, but I'll go back to sleep" Volibear reassured. "Why you gonna miss me?" he said putting his arm over rengar's shoulder. "Yeah a little, I won't have anyone to talk to." Rengar admitted, "And don't say warwick and renekton, there are things that I can only tell you." Rengar said ruling out his other friends. "Well we'll have all the time to talk after I wake up, we'll be have all the time to talk while we're having furious, unending sex." Volibear said bringing rengar closer. Rengar's face lit up as the bear said this, he grabbed the mackerel Volibear was gonna eat and slapped him with it causing the bear to rub his cheek.
"Ow what the hell. It's gonna happen, that's when I go into heat." Volibear said rubbing his cheek. Rengar wasn't ready for that news. "Are you serious?" He asked needing closure, "Or during the hibernation, there where times I woke up with a very painful erection, and sometimes I do something weird." Volibear said. "Do...do what?" Rengar asked fearing to find out. "Well… I was having a very...um...good dream, and I guess I was really needy, because I woke up in the middle of it to see myself in my closet, pants down, furiously humping a manican i had. I was so scared the first time. From that day forward I barricaded my door to make sure I wouldn't do it to a person. It happened a few times after that, eventually the angry bear rape got to much for the poor manican because it broke in half the fourth time." Volibear explained. " When Ornn saw me throwing it away he asked what happened, I told him i was using it as a punching bad… which, I wasn't wrong."
Rengar had heard about enough for today. WIthout a word he got up and walked out. He could hear Volibear assuring him that it won't be so bad, but Rengar didn't respond.
"..." He was speechless
End Of Chapter 13
