Disclaimer: I am not Stephenie Meyer. If I were, the series would have had sex, Rosalie wouldn't be a frigid bitch, Emmett would get more air time and THEN there would have been a hell of a lot more blood and gore!
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Emmett POV
We did have time for a quickie before I heard Alice calling from the front yard. "Emmett! You get her back here or I'm coming in there!"
Talia looked at me and giggled. "I know it's our honeymoon, but what do you think she'd do if we invited her in?"
I resisted the urge to grab Alice and fuck them both senseless and said, "Fine, Ali, we'll be out in about ten…"
"No. Now. Use that vampire speed."
I sighed and kissed my wife once more. "Sorry, Tally."
She grinned. "I get you for forever, Em. I don't mind sharing you with the rest of our family for a little bit."
We got up and dressed, as instructed and were standing outside on the porch glaring at Alice thirty five seconds later. "See? I knew you could do it."
I growled at her. "What? We ate cake, well, she did. We did all the toasts and stuff…can't we just…"
"Em," Talia said softly. "I want to party with our family. I want to see them all before…"
I hugged her to me. Alice and Dominic, along with Jasper had been strategizing this war we were going into and we knew a few of our newest friends would have to part ways with us. "It's okay, Tally, I love you."
She kissed me. "I love you too."
"And I love you both, but we didn't have a whole pig slaughtered just for you two to admit that."
"Actually, we did, Alice." Talia reminded her. "Wedding, remember?" She turned to me. "Emmett was the one that actually drank the blood from it."
I rolled my eyes. "You know, it didn't taste that bad…"
Her nose wrinkled. "I can't believe you drank the blood when Jacob slaughtered the creature."
I grinned. It wasn't the most horrible thing I'd ever drank, but I could see why you'd want to have something else. It reminded me of okra when I was a child. I'd never liked it, but I had to eat it when Momma fixed it. It didn't make me vomit, but it wasn't as good as the hoecakes or pinto beans she made. "Well, now I can say I ate pig with my wife at our reception."
Talia beamed and Alice just grimaced. "It smelled disgusting."
I shrugged. "Hey, it made me not want to each much else…say, maybe Jasper should start drinking it…"
She narrowed her eyes before she sped up and ran back to the party. "Shall we?" I asked, holding out my arm to Talia.
She grinned and took my arm and together we ran off to the big house once more. When we got there, I noticed most everyone was convening on the dance floor. Talia's smile grew and she clapped her hands. "Come on!"
She pulled us over to Jason, who was standing rubbing circles on Leah's slightly distended stomach. Talia smiled at Jason. "Jase? You gonna dance with your big sister?"
He looked at Leah, who nodded. He let out a whoop and pulled Talia out onto the dance floor.
I watched Leah sit down in a chair and I sat in one next to her. It was the first time I'd seen her since she left to find her mate. "Leah," I said cordially.
And holy hell, she smiled at me! "Hello, Emmett."
My eyebrow went up. "You're speaking to me?"
Her brow furrowed. "I've been wrong about a lot of things. I'm not a saint, so, yeah, can we just pretend I'm not the world's biggest bitch?"
I wanted to point out the fact I was once married to the world's biggest bitch, but didn't feel that was appropriate, so I just smiled at her. "We're family now."
She gave a mock shiver. "Imagine it. The wolf clan and the vampires are related. We are in some kind of alternate universe."
I laughed out loud. "Well, we may be, but damn it if I don't like this one better than the one I've been in up until now."
She looked at me sadly. "You know, I never realized how bad you had it, Emmett."
I shrugged. "It wasn't…not really. Well, not until Bella. And if you tell her that, I'll snap that pretty little wolf neck of yours."
She smiled. "I'm not too worried. You're a tame leech, aren't you?"
"Pussywhipped." I corrected.
She shook her head. "You know, it took me a long time to accept…any of this, but Talia? She just goes with whatever, doesn't she?"
I nodded as I looked at her, now dancing with her dad for the father/daughter dance. "She does." I growled as my focus shifted to Felix, where he was dancing with Lina. "If you'll excuse me…" Leah's eyes followed my line of sight. "He's been fine. Trust me, all the men in both our families have been watching…"
But I had already walked away from her. I grasped his shoulder and said, "What do you think you're doing?"
"Daddy!" Lina said with a little pout and a hand on her hip. "We are dancing! Just like Ness and Jake!"
I glanced over to where Jake and Nessie were dancing, much the same way. It was innocent, yes, but…I saw Edward wincing. Am I making a fool of myself? I asked.
He shook his head 'no' and I grinned. "Fine, but…" I gave him the 'I'm watching you' look and Felix nodded. Oddly enough, the ex-Volturi member was afraid of me. Good. I had a lighter, and I knew how to use it.
I stalked back to Leah, who was laughing. "I hope like hell this one is a boy," She said, rubbing her stomach again. "Though, if it is…perhaps I should feel sorry for it if it gets in with this lot…"
I looked at her in surprise. That was the first time I'd heard her talk about what might happen in the future. "Yeah, well, we won't kill, only maim…"
She nodded. "I noticed."
Just then, Aaron and Talia brushed past and I held out my hand. "May I cut in?"
He smiled. "My pleasure. You make her happy, Emmett. This isn't the life I'd have chosen for her, or any of my children, but it isn't a bad one."
"I swear, sir, until my burning day, I'll always put her first."
He nodded. "I don't doubt it, son."
I took Talia in my arms. We danced to that song and then the music changed. She started giggling, tugging me toward Edward. "Not just no, Talia, but hell the fuck no." He responded.
Her lip stuck out and she said, "But…Edward…it's my wedding day."
"No, Talia."
"Please? I promise…Bella, Alice and I will make it up to you…"
He sighed. "Damn my seventeen year old libido. Is that all you have to do? Offer me sex to get me to do your evil will?"
She shot him a look. "It's 'The Macarena' Edward, I'm not asking you to massacre the whole town."
He sighed as she gripped his hand, pulling both of us out onto the dance floor with her. I saw Jasper laughing…until Nessie and Lina grabbed his hands and dragged him out with us. Soon, most of my family was out on the dance floor doing "The Macarena".
I watched with rapt attention as Talia wiggled her hips and I let out a little whimper when she looked over her shoulder and winked at me. Damned witch.
The sun set, though, it had been behind the clouds most of the day. As darkness settled, Jake, Jason, and Quil, along with Embry, who was sad because Mike couldn't get off work today, set off the fireworks. I had wanted to get my hands on them, but Talia, afraid of my vampy self and flames, had put her foot down and told me 'no'. I'd pouted. She'd given me a blow job. Hey, I knew how to pull the puppy dog thing, even if I wasn't part wolf.
We rounded up the kids and hauled them off to bed. Seth agreed to stay inside with them, choosing to converse with his mate, Alejandra, and Christian was going to join him with his own mate, Marisol. I wasn't sure I'd trust leaving a fourteen and sixteen year old wolf with their half vamp mates, but hey, not my kids. And I knew that the four Halfling children would sleep through anything anyway, especially after the day they had, so I wasn't too concerned.
Once they were settled into the big house, we all returned to the party. Most of us didn't need sleep, and the ones that did, could go a while without it. So, we turned the party from PG to straight up R rated. We had to watch things, since parents were there, but the music choices reflected the change in atmosphere.
I wandered back into the yard and saw Talia giggling with Jasper. I came up behind her and kissed her neck. "Are you having fun, sweetheart?" I asked her.
She nodded. "I am. Are you?"
"As long as you'll stay in my arms." I told her.
Just then, a new song started and Talia laughed, tugging me back toward the middle of the dance floor. "Where are we going?" I asked as she dragged me closer.
"My dad can't sing to save his soul, but he and Mom sure can dance!"
When I start makin' love I don't just make love... I be strokin'
That's what I be doin', huh
I be strokin'
My mouth fell open. I'll be damned. They sure could dance. They started a version of swing-dancing crossed with dirty dancing and hell, it got my pants tight thinking of doing that with Talia. "Wanna try it?" I asked her.
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
She grinned. "Try it? I hope like hell you can keep up with me!"
I grinned at the challenge and whipped her up into my arms.
Let me ask you somethin'...
What time of the day do you like to make love?
Have you ever made love just before breakfast?
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show?
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch?
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car?
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
I looked around to find a lot of the couples out on the dance floor. Most, the vampires, knew how to do this, or picked it up as soon as they saw a few of the moves. The others, like the wolves, and our grown Halflings did an abridged version of the moves.
I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Good ole Clarence started asking us more questions in the song, and we all shouted "yes" as we danced.
Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday?
Did you make love last week?
Did you make love last year?
Or maybe it might be that you plannin' on makin' love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin'
I be strokin'
Talia laughed as I passed her off to Edward, getting Alice in the process from Jasper.
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin'
Now when I start making love to my woman
She was all smiles when I picked her up and swung her around.
I don't stop until I know she's sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
'Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She'd say: 'Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter'
The other night I was strokin' my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast
If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my...' WOO!
We moved again, and this time Bella ended up in my arms. I just grinned at her and she giggled against my chest.
I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin'
I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin', Yeah!
I be strokin'
Talia came back to me and I kissed her, grinding on her as the song finished out.
I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... Woo!
I be strokin'
I be strokin' Ha! Ha!
I be strokin'
"I need you again, Talia." I whispered in her ear.
She looked around as a new song started. "Quick, behind that tree over there…no one will see us."
"I don't give a fuck." I said as I ground into her. "I'd fuck you right here in front of God and everybody if I thought your dad wouldn't light my ass on fire."
She looked at me and burst out laughing. "Oh, my, God, that was…the…funniest…"
"I'm so glad I could amuse you." I said with a slight pout.
She grasped my cheek and kissed me. "I'm sorry. Come on, sweetie, let me give you a little something…"
And she did.
Talia POV
The next two days we had allotted to ourselves. No one was allowed into our cabin, and we saw no one. We came out of hibernation, finally, and headed up to the house. My hoo-ha was all but raw from how much sex we'd had, but damn, did it feel good. We'd done things that would probably scare the shit out of most people, vampires included. We fucked every direction humanly and inhumanly possible. We fucked with me upside down while he held me, from the top of the roof, in the woods, on our bed, me suspended in air…in the swing Alice had bought for us. It was…
"Enough, Emmett." Edward said with a groan as we stepped onto the porch.
I grinned. I guess I wasn't the only one thinking about what we'd done. I looked up at Emmett and he said, "What's wrong, Eddie? Did ya miss me?"
"Not likely." He said with an eye roll.
Edward, I said with my thoughts.
His eyes grew wide. "How did you…?"
I smiled. "I've been working on my own shield."
"Try it again." He asked excitedly.
I smiled. Edward, I want to fuck you while Emmett fucks me too. That ought to do it. His face paled for just a moment before it pinkened just slightly. I guess they must have fed recently. He ran a hand through his hair and then down to massage the back of his neck. "I…uh…uhng…"
I grinned. "The great loquacious Edward Cullen is speechless? My, my, my. I have done my job right."
He shot me a look and Emmett said, "Great. Now I'm going to miss out on other conversations too!"
I smiled and thought a moment. "Wait. You didn't hear what I was thinking when Emmett and I came up?"
Edward shook his head. "No, I heard it when you got my attention, but even then, it's very soft, like I have to look for it."
"So, when I consciously talk to you, you can hear me, but not the other times?"
He shook his head. "I don't think so. Try it and let's see."
I thought back to last night, how I was suspended in midair; how Emmett pounded into me…I looked at Edward, who looked faintly bored. "Are my memories not arousing, Edward?"
Emmett looked at him like, what the fuck? And Edward looked confused. "I was waiting. All I heard was Emmett singing 'Macarena' and irritating me."
Emmett grinned. "Well, dude, you looked pretty damned funny out there doing that dance. It was like watching some old man making the moves."
"I hate that song, Emmett! I hated it when it came out and I still hate it and if it wasn't for the fact that it seems as though every woman in this house owns my dick, I wouldn't have danced to the damned thing in the first place!" And with that, he stomped back into the house.
"Wow. Did Bella not put out yesterday, or what?" Emmett asked me.
I shrugged. Edward was always a bit pissy with the world. We walked into the main room, which was quite full. The Denali coven was preparing to leave. Eleazar winked at me and I know I blushed. Emmett and I had come to the conclusion that for now, we'd keep things fairly low-key, not just fucking everything…well, everything without a pulse. Eww, that was just wrong, somehow. But damn, Eleazar was a fine piece of man meat.
He was originally from Spain, and he and I had a lovely, long, interesting conversation in the week they were here before the wedding. I'd found his time in the Volturi utterly fascinating, and he had been thrilled to learn that I could give him back parts of his memories from past lives. Carmen was a wonderful person, and I'd noticed her eyeing Emmett. Hmm…I wonder how long she'd been hiding that from Rosalie?
I grasped Leslie's hand and pulled her to the side. "Les?"
She looked at me and smiled sadly. "I know what this is about, but go ahead and tell me."
"I'm sorry," I whispered.
She nodded. "As soon as I knew he was Volturi, and that Marcus wanted us back, I knew what Jasper would want us to do. You will keep it so we aren't found out?"
I nodded, gesturing to Alice and Jasper's friends Eric and Jen. "Jen will modify Demetri's memories." I told her. "Aro will not be able to read yours, so you'll be fine."
She hugged me tightly. "You know, I never pictured myself as a spy. Good thing I enjoy James Bond movies."
I giggled. "Hun, you aren't a British intelligence officer. Just learn everything you can, you'll know when the time is right to come back to us." She nodded, dry sobbing as she went.
I hugged Demetri as well. "You must look after her, Demetri. She's to be treated like porcelain. She holds keys even she doesn't know she has."
He nodded, kissing my clasped hands. "I will, Talia. I will guard her with my own existence."
I was sniffling back tears as I let him go. When the family had met before everyone arrived for the wedding, we had discussed what needed to happen to prepare ourselves for the upcoming war. It was decided that Jen played a very important in our lives. If she could hide a truth inside someone's head…it could be very beneficial against Aro. And since she could, Jasper thought of how convenient it would be for us to have some spies in Aro's midst.
Felix, naturally, wouldn't leave Lina, but Leslie and Demetri would be perfect informants for us. I just hated to see them go…to know that Leslie would be partially responsible for training our foes…but I knew, too, that she would still remember who she was loyal to, her and Demetri both. And they had both pledged their allegiance with Carlisle and what the Cullen way stood for.
"You know, you might get hooked on the high-octane stuff." I joked with her.
She scrunched up her nose. "I don't want to get used to feeding off the humans."
"You have to in order to tell the story right, Les. You have to make it plausible that you two couldn't handle the vegetarian lifestyle, that Demetri had implored you to join the Volturi, the most powerful vampires in all the world."
"I'm still not happy." She said with a slight pout.
I kissed her cheek. "You'll do fine."
She nodded. "I don't need to be a seer to know that."
Jen walked over and took Demetri's hands in her own. "There in you resides a secret. Only I can undo what I am to do now. I am not removing your memories, merely placing them in a special place, similar to a locked box. When the time comes, you will open that box and all the memories you need, will be found there."
She released Demetri and he smiled at Leslie. "Come, love, let us go and meet my family now that we have met yours."
Leslie gave me a watery smile and said, "Until that time, Talia."
I sniffled. "Until that time."
I blew out a breath as the two of them made their way down the drive in her car, which we would go pick up from the airport tomorrow. I turned back to the Denali coven. "Tanya, it was a pleasure to see you again."
She smiled. "You too, Talia. I look forward to…the parties Alice has promised us."
"You're just excited to get into Edward's pants."
She shrugged. "Yes, well, that's true as well. I'm so thankful Bella got that terrible bug out of his ass."
"Nope, I'm pretty sure that was Jasper." Emmett said, earning himself a swat from Bella. "What?" He asked.
Bella shook her head and approached Tanya. "It's been nice seeing you." She said softly.
Tanya smiled and pulled Bella to her for a deep kiss, complete with tongue. She pulled away and said, "Oh, my dear, the things you and I will do to poor Edward. He has no idea." She winked at him and stepped outside.
I blew out a breath as they left. "I think Xander wanted to hump her leg." Emmett said, causing all of us to laugh. The boys, while still in the bodies of eight year olds, were quickly progressing to the equivalents of twelve year old boys. And that meant…a lot of laundry. Dominic was rather embarrassed about it, but Xander, he could care less. He was more than eager to grow up so he could start "doin' what the grown ups find so fun." I could see now, Emmett would have to have a talk with him. At this rate, the boys would be grown long before the seven years were up. And I didn't know how that would change things.
But one thing at a time. I turned to Nichole. "Are you ready?"
She gulped. "I…I guess so."
I smiled. The night of the wedding, she and Nahuel had talked. He wanted her, for forever. But…when she had asked about them having children, he had refused. He told her he would not touch her until after she was changed. He had cried and told of his mother and how he always felt that it was his fault, never really leaving any blame with his father, but now, after seeing Bella and Renesmee, he knew that if the proper precautions had been taken, she would have lived. However, he knew with his own soulmate, he did not want to chance it. And Nicci was okay with that. She didn't care as long as she had him. And that was what they were going to do. Now, tonight. Carlisle was riding up there with them to Tanya's house to change her there. She knew she would be out of control for the first year and she was eager to go ahead and get it behind her. They had plans for a wedding for the first anniversary of her change. The wheels were already in motion.
I hugged her tightly. "Go, we'll come up for a visit. You probably won't want to kill me, but you can have a taste."
She giggled. "Can I have a taste of something else?" She eyed Emmett and I grinned.
"Well…best friends do share everything, don't they?" I asked with a giggle.
AN2: A little short. The next chapter is the last of YWM. If I get ambitious, I'm going to write a handful of outtakes of these last few chapters. No promises though, so just see what you get.
