Detention with Professor Snape
Fred, George, Lee and I walked down to Snape's office laughing about a joke I was telling them "That wasn't very original blondie" Lee said laughing
"But it's funny," Fred and George said
"Not really," Lee said
"Then why are you laughing?" I said grinning
"You're late." Snape said standing at his office door
"Sorry sir, we lost track of time" I said
"Come in and settle down," Snape said turning briskly on his heel and walking into his dungeon classroom his cloak flowing behind him, I wanted to do say something but I held my tongue. We followed him into the room.
"What will we be doing today," I said politely although it was forced
"You will be writing Lines," He said
"I hate lines" Lee groaned
"Be grateful I don't have anything thing I needed cleaned" Snape sneered "Take a seat"
"We didn't bring any quills or parchment," Fred said
"I will supply you some, now as for the lines, Mr. Olympian, you will be writing 'I will not use profanity in school'" Snape said handing me a quill and parchment and an ink container
"Figured as much," I said
"Mr. Jordan you will be writing 'I will not come late to class', Mr, Weasley, George; You will be writing the same thing, and Mr. Fred Weasley you will be writing ' I will not backtalk the professors'. Now get on it you better have a decent amount when I return from the meeting" Snape said and he stalked out of the room his cloak doing it again. This time I could not resist
"Na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman" I giggled and that got Lee laughing.
"He does look like a bat when he does that" Lee noted
"We're confused" Fred and George said
"Muggles have a superhero called Batman and Batman has a theme song," Lee says
"Okay," The twins said and it got quiet and all we heard was the scratching of quills
'Having fun?' Artemis asked me in my head and I almost jumped out of my seat
'Zeus Almighty Artemis!' I thought back
'Did I scare ya?" She said
"You alright blondie?" Fred asked
'Maybe' I said "Yeah I'm fine, why you ask"
"Well you just froze," George said
"Well, my sis decided she was going to pop in unannounced and scare the shit out of me," I said
'So I did scare you' She said
"What do you want Artie?" I sighed
'How long do you have to do that?' She asked
"Until Midnight or Snape returns whichever comes first" I grumbled
'Well, that's what you get for swearing' She said
"Yeah I know," I said
"Mate would you stop speaking aloud to her, it's a bit creepy," Fred says
"You know she can hear you," I said
'Oh by the way brother, Father has decided to give me the same punishment he gave you so I'll be joining you at the school sooner or later' Artemis said
'When?' I said but I got no response
"Is she normally in your head a lot?" George asks
"Yeah, she and I have a telepathic bound but we can control what the other hears. Though we scare the shit out of one another periodically" I said
"Must get annoying?" Lee said
"Oh it does," I said "Man, my wrist is cramping up," I said
"Maybe next time we'll be cleaning instead," Fred said
"Who said they'll be a next time?" I said
"You have the reputation of a troublemaker" Lee said
"Touche," I said as snape came in
"You may go," he said gruffly writing us a pass to go too our dorm I had a plan of revenge formulating in my head. I pulled out my phone and texted my plan to my muses. They sent back the okay that they could do it, I was probably going to land in detention tomorrow but so what, what's another day of detention.
Chapters are kind of short right now but they will eventually get longer
