I don't own Junjou Romantica
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A black-haired man has a look of shock on his face.
I love you, you know said a Female voice.
Across from him is a girl with short brown hair and a look of seriousness on her face.
Pardon? Said the man.
Its destiny said the girl.
Scene changes to the girl being thrown against a wall.
My younger ex-sister-in-law, Shinobu Takatsuki, this destiny she speaks of… apparently goes back 3 years said the man.
What's with that look? Asks a man.
Yo gonna give what we want?
I've got no money for you, you idiots said the girl.
I mean, shakedowns are so old school now in days said the girl.
It's lame said the girl.
What you say girlie said the man.
Then he gets ready to punch her.
She gets ready for the blow but it never comes.
She looks to see an older man holding the guy's wrist.
She's a lady. What are you doing? Didn't your mother teach not hit a lady said the older man?
Eh? Like it any of your business. Stay out of it old man said the man.
Yeah. it's true it's none of my business but you were yelling on a public street in broad daylight said the older man.
Which makes you a public nuisance said the older man
Then he dialed a number.
Oh is this the police? Asks the man.
Well, I just ran into someone being extorted for money said the man.
Damn! Let's go said a boy.
Then they walked off and he hung up.
Okay said the man.
Sorry, but do you know how to get to the Teito Hotel from here? Asks the man.
By this time the girl is blushing.
I have to go there now, too said the girl.
Scene changes to the Teito Hotel.
Thank you, you've been a great help said the man.
I'm going this way said the man.
What? Oh, i'm going that way, too said the girl.
Where the heck is it said the man.
They run again,
The peacock room said the man.
The peacock said the girl.
Wait! Hey said the girl.
Found it! The peacock room said the man.
Your name said the girl.
Pardon me for being late said the man.
You, what have you been doing? Asks a woman.
You're late, Shinobu said a younger woman.
What's this? You came together said an older man.
Shinobu? That's you? Asks the man.
Shinobu, let me introduce you said the older man.
This is you Miyagi-Kun said the older man.
He's engaged to Risako, he'll be your brother-in-law said the older man.
What? Said Shinobu.
Scene changes to the present.
3 years ago…. When my family and my ex-wife's family met up thought, Miyagi.
You'd forgotten all about it, hadn't you? Asks Shinobu.
You know, I thought you were studying abroad said, Miyagi.
Where was it? Um said, Miyagi.
Australia said Shinobu.
Why did you suddenly come back to Japan? Asks Miyagi.
We're on holiday over there and I heard about the divorce said Shinobu.
So, it really is destiny said Shinobu.
Oh, I see! Well, of course, said Miyagi.
In an unfamiliar country, where you can't communicate well…. And the food doesn't agree with you, it's gotta be tough said, Miyagi.
Yep! I understand said, Miyagi.
Yeah, it's gotta be stressful said Miyagi.
If you need someone to talk to, I'm all ears said, Miyagi.
I love you, you know said Shinobu.
This summer was a real scorcher, after all, said Miyagi.
I bet you're suffering from summer fatigue said, Miyagi.
Vinegar! Drink some vinegar said, Miyagi.
Black vinegar's great said, Miyagi.
It's seriously effective said Miyagi.
Don't make a joke of this said Shinobu.
Do you understand what it is you're saying? Asks Miyagi.
I'm a man said, Miyagi.
And 35 to boot said, Miyagi.
Quit trying to pull an old man's leg said, Miyagi.
I don't have so much time to kill that I'd bother coming all the way back from Australia… just to call up an old man and pull his leg said Shinobu.
So! What is it you want me to do for you? Asks Miyagi.
I want you to take responsibility said Shinobu.
Kids these days said, Miyagi.
Scene changes to the university.
Miyagi in the office of Shinobu's father and the head of the department.
As I said, i'll be away at a conference for about 2 weeks, so I want you to look after Shinobu at your place while I'm gone said Shinobu's father.
Is there some problem with having Shinobu-kun stay at your residence? Asks Miyagi,
Un. no, it's not exactly a problem, but…. The truth is, Risako's coming back said her father,
I see said, Miyagi.
And I feel awkward saying this to you, but… she's not going to be alone, she's… uh, well… said his boss.
oh, she's bringing her boyfriend said, Miyagi.
Yes, she is said his boss.
Shinobu's terribly unhappy about that, you see… but I can't very well let her stay a friend's house for a whole two weeks, and I don't know about putting up a minor to live in a hotel, either, so…. said his boss.
Oh, but I have a bit of work piled up right now…. I get home late, and besides… said, Miyagi.
Just me this favor said his boss.
You pass your work on to Kamijou said his boss.
Er, well She's not very interested in Matsuo Basho… said, Miyagi.
Just this once, that's all I ask said his boss.
I really am sorry that my family situation is placing such a burden on you said his boss.
Oh, no, not at all… said, Miyagi.
And Shinobu's not making this any easier, either said his boss.
I have no idea why she came back home all of a sudden said his boss.
She doesn't tell me anything when I ask her said Shinobu's dad
She's my youngest daughter, but I don't know what she's thinking said Shinobu's dad.
Go ahead, you give her a talking to, too said Shinobu's dad.
I'm counting on you said Shinobu's dad.
Well, isn't this just great thought Miyagi.
It's headaches like this I hate the most said, Miyagi.
Scene change to Miyagi's place.
Feel free to use whatever's in the house said, Miyagi.
What? Asks Miyagi.
It's tidier than I was expecting said Shinobu.
Pretty tidy, for a widower said Shinobu.
You know some strange words said, Miyagi.
I can't make anything fancy, that okay? Said Miyagi.
Don't worry about it, I'll do it said Shinobu.
Daughter of a rich family, I assumed she would be clueless in a kitchen… kids these days really do know how take care of themselves thought Miyagi.
Vegetable stir-fry sound good? Asks Shinobu.
Sure said, Miyagi.
Oil, meat and vegetables. Oil, meat and vegetables. Oil, meat, vegetables said Shinobu.
Fry it up, fry it up, and then… the secret ingredient said Shinobu.
Turn off the frickin stove said, Miyagi.
For a face like that, you've made a very… manly meal said, Miyagi.
Sorry just throw it out said Shinobu.
I'll go buy something at the store said Shinobu.
It's fine said, Miyagi.
It's not like it's inedible said, Miyagi.
I'll do it right next time said Shinobu.
He asks her a bunch of questions.
Get yourself a boyfriend? Asks Miyagi.
Crap said, Miyagi.
I want you to take responsibility said Shinobu.
Why? Asks Miyagi.
I told you this before you're too young for me said, Miyagi.
two people of different ages can't be together said Shinobu.
And you're my ex-wife's sister said, Miyagi.
You're divorced now and we're not related by blood said Shinobu.
Don't you think a 17 year age difference is a little much? Asks Miyagi.
I could be your father said, Miyagi.
It is a little much said Shinobu.
That's why I think you should take responsibility for having done this to me said Shinobu.
What do you mean responsibility? Asks Miyagi.
I want you to fall in love with me said Shinobu.
Scene change.
Kamijou comes into Miyagi's office.
Professor about those materials you wanted said the woman.
Kamijou said, Miyagi.
What do you want? Asks Kamijou.
My life's just gotten so complicated you know said, Miyagi.
You're my only source of comfort said, Miyagi.
I don't recall offering you any said Kamijou.
Damn, it honestly said Kamijou.
What you don't have to be so cold said, Miyagi.
It's you and me, come on, we've got a relationship said, Miyagi.
And what kind of relationship would that be? Asks Kamijou.
Then they talk about her boyfriend.
Playing with her never ceases to amuse me thought Miyagi.
Girls like Kamijou are easy to handle thought Miyagi.
Then he thinks about relationships while reading something.
Scene change
I'm back said, Miyagi.
Welcome home said Shinobu.
Dinner? Asks Miyagi.
It's ready said Shinobu.
Oh said, Miyagi.
Oh yeah, you've got entrance exams coming up, don't you? Asks Miyagi.
What are you going to do? Are you applying to a Japanese University? Asks Miyagi.
Well yeah said Shinobu.
Which one? Asks Miyagi.
I'm thinking about Mitsuhashi said Shinobu.
Oh, my school said Miyagi.
What major? Asks Miyagi.
Probably literature said Shinobu.
Oh really said, Miyagi.
Well, that's good said, Miyagi.
I'm always glad to see a follow Literature enthusiast said, Miyagi.
I don't really care about literature that much said Shinobu.
What the hell? Are you just picking a school at random? Asks Miyagi.
It's not random said Shinobu.
Listen up, kid said Miyagi.
You better not be thinking college is just four years of partying said, Miyagi.
I don't think that said Shinobu.
The literature department has you in it said Shinobu.
Thank you i'm flattered said, Miyagi.
But i'll tell you this Mitsuhashi is no pushover said, Miyagi.
With your half-assed motivation said, Miyagi.
I'm not half-assed said Shinobu.
Lots of people choose their school because there's a certain professor they like there. It's totally normal said Shinobu.
You have altor motives. That's not normal said, Miyagi.
So what? It's all the same when I get accepted said Shinobu.
Idiot. If you think of literature as nothing more than a stepping stool, you don't deserve to be accepted said, Miyagi.
What the hell said Shinobu.
Well, screw you too said Shinobu.
I'm gonna get in and i'm gonna take your seminar, just wait said Shinobu.
Why does it have to be me? Asks Miyagi.
It's because it's you said Shinobu.
Why do you keep doing this, keep trying to step into me, into my life? Asks Miyagi.
You've sure got some weird kinks or has been that long since you got any? Said Miyagi.
Let go said Shinobu.
You're pretty popular, aren't you? Asks Miyagi.
Smart, good looking and you've got money said, Miyagi.
If you're looking for someone to fool around with, why don't you try someone else? Asks Miyagi.
What? Said Shinobu.
Or what you figured it might be a thrill to try sleeping with an older guy once? Asks Miyagi.
Let go of me said Shinobu.
Get off said Shinobu.
Then allow me to oblige you said, Miyagi.
He kisses her.
What? Not enough? Asks Miyagi.
Stop said Shinobu.
And this is it said, Miyagi.
Little Shinobu got her fingers burned and trembling with anger, she socks me in the face two or three times as hard as she can before she goes running and the case is closed said, Miyagi.
Oh, shit Thought Miyagi.
She's serious thought, Miyagi.
Where are you going? Asks Shinobu.
Somewhere said, Miyagi.
Don't run away said Shinobu.
I never really tried hard in class or with sports I just kind of did them and I was pretty good said Shinobu.
And with my family, I don't have to worry about money said Shinobu.
So there's nothing I really want to do, nothing I really want to be said Shinobu.
I always thought I'd just go to some school, get some job, get married and live my life, whatever said Shinobu.
But I found just one thing that's really got me crazy, and that's you said Shinobu.
Is it so freaking bad that I want to chase after that one thing? Asks Shinobu.
You stupid bastard said Shinobu.
Make sure you turn off the gas said, Miyagi.
Don't run away from me, Miyagi said Shinobu.
Scene change
What the hell said, Miyagi.
What the hell is with that girl said, Miyagi.
Shit said, Miyagi.
Scene change
Miyagi wakes up to find Shinobu on top of him and his shirt unbuttoned.
He freaks out.
What's going on? Asks Miyagi.
What are you doing here? Asks Miyagi.
I figured you'd be here if you weren't gonna come home said Shinobu.
So you actually came all the way to my office? Said Miyagi.
You're a minor said Miyagi.
You shouldn't be out wandering the streets in the middle of the night said, Miyagi.
School's starting now actually said Shinobu.
Shinobu let me take this opportunity to make something clear said Miyagi.
I'm a man and you're a teenage girl said, Miyagi.
I'm sorry but I just don't swing that way said, Miyagi.
You never did it with a young girl? Asks Shinobu.
Of course not said, Miyagi.
Then don't say you don't swing that way said Shinobu.
You haven't even tried it yet said Shinobu.
Excuse me?! Said Miyagi.
Then what you've already put that notch on your belt is that it? Asks Miyagi.
Yeah of course i've done it said Shinobu.
But I said Shinobu.
In The first place, you have terrible taste said, Miyagi.
Why me? Asks Miyagi.
Because said Shinobu.
Hello this Miyagi said Miyagi.
Oh yes, I always appreciate your help said, Miyagi.
Oh? Would you mind if I stopped by there right now? Asks Miyagi.
Okay said, Miyagi.
Come on playtime's over said, Miyagi.
Get back to school said, Miyagi.
Where are you going? Asks Shinobu.
A used bookstore said, Miyagi.
I'm going too said Shinobu.
Don't follow me said, Miyagi.
This is my work said, Miyagi.
What's the big deal? Asks Shinobu.
I just want to be with you said Shinobu.
Listen up i'm only going to say this once said, Miyagi.
Don't interfere with my work said, Miyagi.
But said Shinobu.
You want to come with me said, Miyagi.
Come back when you've got yourself the proper knowledge and culture said, Miyagi.
An amateur in an academic setting is worse than useless said Miyagi.
But I told you i'm going to enter the literature department said Shinobu.
Then you better get back to school and study if you want to get in said Miyagi.
That's exactly what an exam student should be occupying her time with studying said, Miyagi.
People who can't understand that simple concept they're called kids said, Miyagi.
And I hate kids said, Miyagi.
Got it? Asks Miyagi.
Now go to school said, Miyagi.
You like Matsuo Basho, right? Asks Shinobu.
Yes yes, I do said, Miyagi.
In fact, I love him said, Miyagi.
And Basho was a ninja, right? Asks Shinobu.
That's just a theory that's floating around said, Miyagi.
Come on time to go said, Miyagi.
My name is Shinobu said Shinobu.
Shinobu is written with the " nin" from ninja said Shinobu.
The characters are the same said Shinobu.
So that means you can fall in love with me said Shinobu.
Kids these days I really truly don't have a damn clue what they're thinking said Miyagi.
